(gratuitous restart of old thread, bound to piss somebody off…)
\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
[quizzical inquiry]
[marginally game-related comment]
[joking reply]
[additional one-liner]
[sexual innuendo]
[coy banter]
[blatantly sexist remark]
[objection]
[insincere mollification with more flattering sexist remark]
[flirtatious reply]
[third-party suggestion to find some privacy]
[invitation to threesome]
[mock outrage]
[spoonerism]
[joke about strickouts]
[dig at **]
[much rejoicing]
[rally Monty Python and the Holy Grail pic]
[appeal to site decorum]
[snarky reply about lack of site decorum]
[old-timer mourning the early days]
[stranger talking about a mysterious new A’s blog]
[newcomer agreeing with oldtimer, attempting (and failing) to appear to have a greater amount of seniority than s/he actually has]
[complaint about scrolling]
[complaints about jennifer]
[seeing what you did there]
[refers obliquely to VISA campaign and American Psycho]
[complaint about oblique]
[late arrival, followed by ridiculous comment that only Poppy thinks is funny]
[crickets]
[badmintons]
[lemurconkers]
[suggestion to break fourth wall in order to comment how awesome this thread is]
[subdued celebratory huzzah]
[plea to Fosse to stop talking
about Dibs][edits comment]
[off-topic observation on matter covered to death in DLD]
[Way over-the-top emotional response to off-topic observation, giving nothing but tangential evidence, as averred by “Uncle Klaggy”]
[search of NYT Op-Ed and Atlantic archives]
[snarky response about media generation fail]
[absurdly belated rejoinder]
[passionate argument]
[ad hominem attack]
[meta]
[less cautious celebratory huzzah]
[downbeat/know-it-all snap reassessment of player]
[frustrated invective]
[complaint about all the fucking negativity]
[reposts Sal’s naughty chemistry diagram]
[assertion that team is plucky and finally trying to win]
[snarky response invoking “grit”]
[draws analogy between expression of this sentiment and lunatic political operatives]
[description of outrageously gourmet-sounding dinner preparation]
[wistful remark about leftover pizza]
[frustrated remark about waistline]
[wry/curmudgeonly observation about gameday descriptions]
[comparison of “In play, run(s)” to porn]
[query as to whereabouts of a certain poster]
[poster ceases lurking, makes on-point reference to obscure Soderbergh film]
[TWSS]
[…and then Pennington takes over]
[abbreviation intended to convey that an identical sentiment was uttered by an unnamed female]
[impressed golf clap]
[random observation related to ignominy]
[generic game]
Winner!
[generic won/lost graphics]
Best loss image ever.
[and, of course…}
(gratuitous restart of old thread, bound to piss somebody off…)
[Comment about my fantasy team]
[Disinterest]
[lurking]
[marks ignore thread]