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Embracing fatalism 212

I think those should be stratified into “New Person Starts” and “New Person Completions” That is indeed a charming Portola pad. Speaking of Portola, and I think I’ve asked this before, does anyone know the story of the abandoned greenhouses bounded by Wayland, Hamilton, Bowdoin, and Woolsey? “May be”? Whoa: Da Meat Hook lookin’ good. ...

Dinks 82

Boy do I FKin hate agreeing with Sharpie Sox Man. MLBAM gets hip: Grant, I feel much better agreeing with.

Links 262

Hot dogs are meant to be enjoyed — not weaponized The sausages don’t talk Sausage, the riot dog Maybe el croata could drive south and pick us up some Slovakian Recession Links You know who else had a weaponized link? … and what good are all these links without KOTD? ‘The Man’ Eats Pork Chops ...

Breaking Bad, Season 4, Season Finale 57

Are you there God? It's me, FSU. 95

So, I know I shouldn’t expect much from you, what with my unbelief and disdain and, let’s face it, downright blasphemy and heresy. And I don’t want to seem ungrateful either…I appreciated the way you smote the Red Sox in that awesome, tortuous, Old Testament way of yours. But another Texas World Series appearance would ...

Go Tigers! 206

What is the best way to break a terrorist? Waterboarding? Stress positions? What about blowjobs pizza, ice cream, or sugar-free cookies? #mlb Rival teams are predicting that the #Rangers will be the winners in the Darvish derby, with every scout predicting stardom. — Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) October 7, 2011 Nothing official, but heard last night ...

Krilling shrimp? Krilling shrimp. 121

Science! Also, English! Jesus Ween I honestly don’t know what everyone’s freaking out about. I think this is awesome: (Hey, she said she wasn’t gonna be around much anyway.) WHALES EAT HUMANS?!?

Homering Tigers? Homering Tigers. 28

Well, that was unexpected. Tigers up 2-0 after 1/2 inning on back-to-back HRs by Don Kelly (who?) and Delmon Young.

Grilling chimp? Grilling chimp. 63

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The Rays are not a crook 32

Oakland by hook and crook will have a situation clearer well before we will Well, that’s certainly open to a number of interpretations, Stu. I particularly like the “and” in there, rather than the conventional “or”; I suspect that’s merely a bit of greengrocer’s grammar, and that the use of the phrase is less “meaningful” ...