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The second half starts on Friday the 13th 202

How perfect.

Should the A’s make deals to contend, deals for the future, or just play the hand that Billy dealt them this winter? The obligatory second half question is posed by The Slusstress, Stiggy, and Monte “Shallow End Of The” Poole.

Susan’s A’s are “plucky” and “have gumption” and “a dash of moxie”! Ryan Cook “expects to win”! Bob Melvin says they’re “battle-tested”! And Brandon McCarthy doesn’t feel silly (Amanda’s rebuttal is pending).

The gumption Oakland showed in the first half combined with outstanding pitching makes the team a difficult assignment for any opponent, and the A’s believe that combination also would make them dangerous down the stretch and in any postseason scenario.

“I think we’re still in it,” A’s starter Brandon McCarthy said. “Some holes we had early, we’ve added pieces that helped, and we’ve become a seriously competitive team, especially with that second wild card.

“I think we can make a run at it without feeling silly for saying that.”

Stiggy has the word from the front office (caveat–their lips were moving):

“I don’t think if something is within your grasp, you ignore it,” A’s general manager Billy Beane said. “When we made these trades, we made them with the (emphasis on) the long-term future. But if the future is now, you’d be a fool not to make that attempt.”…

A’s co-owner Lew Wolff told this newspaper the team has the capability to take on payroll.

“You’d have to ask Billy,” Wolff said. “If he wanted to add somebody, it’s not a matter of money. It’s a matter of availability and his decision.”

And Poole? The A’s are in it despite the crocodile tears of Selig and Wolff that they can’t possibly have enough resources to contend, so probably what will happen is a deliberate attempt not to contend. You know, even when I don’t disagree with Poole’s general themes I find it very hard to read the same exact column 20 times a year. In rock band terms, he’s the Boston or Scorpions of sports writers.

Much as I like to win, and disdain the idea of tanking for draft position, it says here that the A’s would be idiots to try and add pieces for 2012. They have no chance at a playoff run, and probably won’t even threaten a .500 finish. Mercurial team is mercurial.

In other news, tomorrow would have been Woody Guthrie’s 100th birthday! Here’s a Trib piece on Bay Area observances, including a musical running at Freight and Salvage.

Lastly, for the special Aryan in your life who needs a gentle push towards better dental hygiene.

202 thoughts on “The second half starts on Friday the 13th

  1. JamesV Jul 13,2012 10:34 am

    I’m really tired of Monte Poole.

  2. Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2012 10:38 am

    As right-hander Brandon McCarthy put it, “we have a team that is young enough and dumb enough” to stay in contention.

    How great is this guy?

    • Future Ed Jul 13,2012 10:57 am || Up

      soo great

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Jul 13,2012 11:17 am || Up

      I don’t know, Ray. It’s hard to tell just how great he is, but I’d have to guess, very.

      • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2012 11:20 am || Up

        How great does it feel knowing that you guys are dumb enough to put yourselves in the position where you can just go up there, be confident, and, knowing that you’re dumb, have success?

        • dmoas Jul 13,2012 11:25 am || Up

          Pretty dumb, Ray, errr… what was the question?

        • SPWC Jul 13,2012 11:26 am || Up

          “Well, Ray, I have to put things in perspective. You know how it is. One day you’re young and strong and the world is your oyster; The next day you’re sixty seven years old with knees made out of cheese, staring forced retirement, boredom, and death right in the face. The world is a harsh mistress, Foss.”

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Nurse Gertie Jul 13,2012 11:27 am || Up

        He’s no Bryce Harper.

        • dmoas Jul 13,2012 11:28 am || Up

          Ha, my mom & I used to have a running job about catches of “He’s no AJ Hinch.” I vaguely remember it starting after a conversation when he had a bunt single and stole a base or something. Then the other catcher tried it too and failed.

  3. SPWC Jul 13,2012 10:45 am

    I think this team can finish at or above .500 and probably will. It would be stupid to trade Straily for 2012 upgrades, but Colon and Balfour can go, no problem.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • MikeV Jul 13,2012 10:50 am || Up

      and Coco

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • SPWC Jul 13,2012 11:03 am || Up

        or Thmith, if anyone overvalues him.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • doctorK Jul 13,2012 11:10 am || Up

          I’d love for the A’s to move both Coco and Smith, so La Potencia can take over CF, and Taylor could be brought up to play LF.

          • 5Aces Jul 13,2012 1:59 pm || Up

            I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW WE CAN GET CODY ROSS!!!

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • WaddellCanseco Jul 13,2012 11:32 am || Up

      I doubt they’d trade prospects for 2012 upgrades, but I wouldn’t really object to trading them for 2013-15 upgrades. I doubt this team is going to be any better in 2016 than 2013, so they might as well try to contend in 2013-15 with Reddick, Cespedes, Weeks, Norris and smoke-and-mirrors pitching, even though it’s a longshot. I don’t see anyone above AZL that’s so great that I wouldn’t trade them for Chase Headley or Justin Upton or Aramis Ramirez and try to compete (probably unsuccessfully) over the next three years.

      • DFA Jul 13,2012 11:40 am || Up

        I agree with this.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • ozzman99 Jul 13,2012 2:25 pm || Up

      I think this team can be both buyers and sellers. Coco and Colon can hopefully bring back some prospects, who can then be flipped or used to replace prospects dealt to fill holes.

  4. MikeV Jul 13,2012 10:51 am

    “You’d have to ask Billy,” Wolff said. “If he wanted to add somebody, it’s not a matter of money. It’s a matter of availability and his decision.”

    OMG LEW DOESN’T WANNA WIN

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • andeux Jul 13,2012 10:54 am || Up

      Lew always looks a lot better if you judge him on what he says rather than on what he does.

      TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Jul 13,2012 11:01 am || Up

      I hope we do shed Coco and Balfour.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2012 11:05 am || Up

        Balfour I’d only trade if we’re getting value back. Coco I’d do a straight salary dump.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 13,2012 11:08 am || Up

          Agreed. Unless he gets even worse in the second half, Balfour is a solid pitcher. Crisp is a millstone.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • andeux Jul 13,2012 11:21 am || Up

            I think you guys are all borderline crazy on the subject of Crisp. He’s not the bargain he was the last couple of years, but he’s only a millstone if you ignore defense and baserunning, and/or get too excited about those mercurial performances from other hitters who still don’t actually project to be very good.

            TINSTAAFK
            • WaddellCanseco Jul 13,2012 11:24 am || Up

              Not to mention Yoenis is only healthy in alternate weeks (no relation). No Coco means more CoCo and I don’t want that.

          • Future Ed Jul 13,2012 11:25 am || Up

            yup, I think the only way we get anything of valuse, prospect or otherwise, is balfour.

            Maybe Toronto wasnts godfrey back and Balfor for excobar.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Future Ed Jul 13,2012 11:25 am || Up

              (before you reply, I know that Godfry won’t get escobar)

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • dmoas Jul 13,2012 11:27 am || Up

                Well, now hold on. *WHICH* Escobar?

                • AV Jul 13,2012 11:29 am || Up

                  of the two?

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • WaddellCanseco Jul 13,2012 11:35 am || Up

                  It’s too bad about Andres and Pablo.

              • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2012 11:27 am || Up

                OK, but tell us more about this Valuse fellow.

                • Future Ed Jul 13,2012 11:29 am || Up

                  I am a bad typer to begin with and I am currently C.I.L. (cat in lap)

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • dmoas Jul 13,2012 11:30 am || Up

                  Ahhh… pet the little one for me… and then give the cat some scritch too.

                • Future Ed Jul 13,2012 11:34 am || Up

                  done

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
  5. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 13,2012 10:54 am
    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • elcroata Jul 13,2012 1:22 pm || Up

      :)

      still by far the best boxer I have ever seen

      Because survival is insufficient
  6. batgirl Jul 13,2012 11:03 am

    Setting aside the “made in China” issue for a moment, why the FK do we keep letting Ralph Lauren make us look like obnoxious fools with those ginormous polo logos on our uniforms?! What, there hasn’t been some other iconic American designer in the past quarter century who might want to take a crack at it? Also, I don’t like spoilers of the walk of nations unis. I want to be nauseated by our uniforms in real time!

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 13,2012 11:12 am || Up

      And every freakin time, Ralph Lauren sends us out in the same damn Euro-prissy look, taking what sucks about most of the rest of the world’s uniforms, then completely embracing that suck, rather than being remotely interesting.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • dmoas Jul 13,2012 11:19 am || Up

        Just have them do the walk naked. Hell, have everyone walk naked, so the world symbolically that they have nothing to hide.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 13,2012 11:13 am || Up
      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • batgirl Jul 13,2012 11:24 am || Up

        Wooooo!!!!

      • Englishmajor Jul 13,2012 11:28 am || Up

        I was just thinking that Project Runway, or some other reality show, should be the method for future Olympic uniform designs. They might not turn out any better than Ralph Lauren but they’d surely be less boring, and the show could stipulate made-in-America as part of the deal.

        • dmoas Jul 13,2012 11:29 am || Up

          They could even let “America” decide the winner.

    • Nurse Gertie Jul 13,2012 11:28 am || Up

      They look like Hitler Youth uniforms.

    • JamesV Jul 13,2012 11:43 am || Up

      The Olympic ‘uniforms’ really piss me off this year, and I think the HUGE logo is a big reason why.

      Apart from the fact the whole getup looks like shit, that is.

      • ozzman99 Jul 13,2012 2:28 pm || Up

        But not having giant logos would imply that corporations aren’t the most important things people in the world. What are you, some kind of socialist bastard?

        • dmoas Jul 13,2012 2:49 pm || Up

          Yes. Yes he is. What of it?

          • ozzman99 Jul 13,2012 2:51 pm || Up

            WHY DO YOU ALL HATE AMERICA???

            • dmoas Jul 13,2012 2:55 pm || Up

              What has Americas ever done for us?

              • ozzman99 Jul 13,2012 3:31 pm || Up

                America gave you the right to own slaves and buy tax-free tea, until those damned libruls came along and ruined everything.

            • AV Jul 13,2012 2:59 pm || Up

              because it’s the only country that can’t walk in neat little rows during the opening ceremony?

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • ozzman99 Jul 13,2012 3:32 pm || Up

                We’re non-conformists, just like everyone else.

    • elcroata Jul 13,2012 1:24 pm || Up

      Link?

      Because survival is insufficient
      • Future Ed Jul 13,2012 1:37 pm || Up
        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Jul 13,2012 1:44 pm || Up

        they look preppy. but there’s also a certain eastern-european tank commander look to their head-wear (your proximity can correct me if i’m wrong). and i much prefer it to the traditional yee-haw, the US is cowboyz and other unsubdued looks.

        what’s really wrong though is the logo. whyTF is the polo on there at all?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Jul 13,2012 1:46 pm || Up

          whoops. linkfail on looks.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • nevermoor Jul 13,2012 1:48 pm || Up

          I think they should just wear Mad Men suits

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • elcroata Jul 13,2012 1:55 pm || Up

          I forgot about the cowboy ones – that was in Sarajevo

          Because survival is insufficient
        • DFA Jul 13,2012 1:59 pm || Up

          wow most of those are fucking aweful

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • JamesV Jul 13,2012 2:04 pm || Up

          Great caption. Oh, it’s not?

          • elcroata Jul 13,2012 2:07 pm || Up

            Sjedinjene Američke Države

            Because survival is insufficient
            • AV Jul 13,2012 2:10 pm || Up

              i was wondering what the D was for.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  7. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 13,2012 11:05 am

    Don’t click if you’re behind on Breaking Bad: Tim Goodman on what to expect from Season 5. Loving this:

    Perhaps most enthusiastically, viewers will be getting a lot of Mike (Jonathan Banks), who just about steals the first two episodes.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 13,2012 11:40 am || Up
      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 13,2012 8:07 pm || Up

        And

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • batgirl Jul 13,2012 8:15 pm || Up

          Ha! Those are hilarious. I love the underpants.

  8. ArakSOT Jul 13,2012 11:10 am

    Good news for fellow destitute NRAFers: tonight’s game is the freebie on mlb.com TV.

    It’s more than a feeeeeeeeling
    (More than a feeeeeeeeling)
    When I hear that old song they used to play
    (More than a feeeeeling) …

    There is always a score.
    • AV Jul 13,2012 11:14 am || Up

      hold me now, warm my heart
      stay with me, let loving start

      (can’t quote boston when we’re playing the twins…)

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Future Ed Jul 13,2012 11:27 am || Up

        heh.

        Adios to mexico (texas tornados) for the next series

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 13,2012 11:14 am || Up

      Good to know. I may have to park myself and the kids in front of the TV for dinner as a little “treat.” (For them, dinner in front of the TV, for me, just watching the game).

      A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
    • SPWC Jul 13,2012 11:15 am || Up

      With the lights out… it’s less dangerous… here we are now… entertain us…

      (oh wait… same song, different eras)

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Nurse Gertie Jul 13,2012 11:29 am || Up

      Thunderbutt, AGAIN!

      Also, Extra Innings is free for the next 6 days.

      • ArakSOT Jul 13,2012 12:39 pm || Up

        Not unlike a bad penny.

        Where does one get these Extra Innings for free?

        There is always a score.
        • Nurse Gertie Jul 13,2012 3:30 pm || Up

          I have DirecTV, and those are usually in the 700+ digit channels.

    • ozzman99 Jul 13,2012 2:30 pm || Up

      Too bad my crappy internet is so slow that I can’t take advantage of this. Also, I’ll be out tonight (I have a life!).

      • Nurse Gertie Jul 13,2012 3:30 pm || Up

        Bastard.

        • ozzman99 Jul 13,2012 3:36 pm || Up

          My parents were legally married for 6 1/2 years before I was born. No word on how many years they were illegally married for.

      • AV Jul 13,2012 3:34 pm || Up

        not sure weather we’ll have a game tonight anyway.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 13,2012 4:14 pm || Up

          Cloudy with a chance of wet paint:

          It is absolutely pouring here…This storm is expected to be gone by 7 p.m.

          The outfield might be tricky tonight: a country music concert left the outfield with some big bare patches which needed new sod. There are some large areas where the outfield is spray-painted green, “and it’s not even the right green,” Gomes noted.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • JamesV Jul 13,2012 4:21 pm || Up

            Just getting prepared for September a little early.

            • gonealookin Jul 13,2012 4:34 pm || Up

              The schedule is pretty favorable this year. The shortest time between a Raiders game and a subsequent A’s game is 4 days, and there are none of those situations where the Raiders play two games while the A’s are on a single road trip with the football seats being left atop the outfield for several days.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
              • JamesV Jul 13,2012 5:14 pm || Up

                What about when the A’s are in the playoffs?

                • gonealookin Jul 13,2012 5:18 pm || Up

                  Heh. The Raiders’ only home game during baseball’s postseason is 10/21 vs. Jacksonville. I believe the A’s would have to be hosting Games 6-7 of the ALCS for that to cause a conflict.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • batgirl Jul 13,2012 6:08 pm || Up

                  Hey A’s
                  Let’s do this.

                • Future Ed Jul 13,2012 6:44 pm || Up

                  so they would have to have home field advantage?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. WaddellCanseco Jul 13,2012 11:27 am

    he’s the Boston or Scorpions of sports writers

    I kinda like “Rock You Like a Hurricane”. I’m trying to think of a Boston song I like but am coming up empty. I’m willing to take suggestions though. It’s my goal to like at least one song by everyone famous.

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2012 11:30 am || Up

      “Rock You Like a Hurricane” and “No One Like You” are literally the same song. It’s amazing that Scorpions got away with that shit.

      • WaddellCanseco Jul 13,2012 11:34 am || Up

        No, it’s “No One Like You” and “You Give Me All I Need” that are the same song.

        • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2012 11:36 am || Up

          It bet all the self-plagiarizing makes for some kickass medleys at their live shows.

          • WaddellCanseco Jul 13,2012 11:38 am || Up

            I never saw the Scorpions live but I did see UFO. It was surprisingly entertaining.

      • AV Jul 13,2012 11:34 am || Up

        “they can’t help it. it’s their character.” —orson welles

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • 5Aces Jul 13,2012 2:11 pm || Up

        for a second I read that as “Someone Like You” and was gonna say that it would be Adele that would be getting away with it…

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 13,2012 11:32 am || Up

      I love Rock You Like a Hurricane; it came up on shuffle for me this morning. It’s just that all the other song on the album sound exactly the same. I’ve always found Boston to be that way too.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • SPWC Jul 13,2012 11:38 am || Up

      If “Foreplay/Long Time” doesn’t do it for you Boston-wise, nothing will.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • SPWC Jul 13,2012 11:39 am || Up

        which means that likely nothing will.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • WaddellCanseco Jul 13,2012 11:40 am || Up

        “Foreplay” is kinda good, but “Long Time” is boringly Boston. That’s the best I’ve come up with so far though. I’ve almost given up on finding a good Boston song.

  10. nevermoor Jul 13,2012 11:44 am

    Memo to Kessler: when you’ve lost Sullivan

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2012 11:46 am || Up

      I’ve given up on trying to keep up with the torrent of Sullivan posts, but hasn’t he hated Romney for a long time?

      • nevermoor Jul 13,2012 11:56 am || Up

        No idea. I would have assumed not, but I don’t read him.

        Either way, though, it’s a weak “fact” checker performance.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • andeux Jul 13,2012 12:00 pm || Up

          It is, although the focus (from some on both sides) about whether he could/should be prosecuted for the seemingly conflicting statements is kind of beside the point.

          TINSTAAFK
          • nevermoor Jul 13,2012 12:49 pm || Up

            As I read the Obama response it’s “either he is lying about leaving in 1999 or he committed several felonies” which makes sense to me.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • Future Ed Jul 13,2012 1:15 pm || Up

              they have played this one well, it seems

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • ozzman99 Jul 13,2012 2:33 pm || Up

                Whether or not it makes a difference has yet to be seen. I do think it will affect your more moderate voters, maybe not into voting for Obama, but possibly into not voting at all. But your hardcore right-wingers really couldn’t care less what Romney does or has done.

            • DFA Jul 13,2012 2:01 pm || Up

              In debate this is called a double bind.

              In most other parlance it is called an Admiral Ackbar:

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2012 2:07 pm || Up

                In chess it’s called “zugzwang.”

              • nevermoor Jul 13,2012 2:07 pm || Up

                In litigation, it’s called “winning”

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • dmoas Jul 13,2012 2:26 pm || Up

                  It’s also called “winning” in CharlieSheening.

            • andeux Jul 14,2012 9:13 am || Up

              This is basically the point I was trying to make.
              Yes, he is basically lying, and Obama is right to go after him for it, but it’s not a legal issue.

              TINSTAAFK
              • Future Ed Jul 14,2012 9:25 am || Up

                when people talk about crimes and when they are committed, its not enough to read the statutory language.

                It seems true that there may be enough for an indictment, but not necessarily for conviction. Plus there are many defenses.

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
  11. andeux Jul 13,2012 11:47 am

    Jim Miller -> Paternity leave
    Figueroa -> A’s
    Chris Ray signed -> River Cats

    TINSTAAFK
    • nevermoor Jul 13,2012 11:58 am || Up

      He was a stud in MVP 2005

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  12. AV Jul 13,2012 12:14 pm

    i so want to understand what’s going on but as soon as they start talking about 7 billion, 4.4 billion, 5.8 billion, my eyes gloss over and my head plays circus music. i have to start with the basic questions, is that money at all NOT imaginary? it’s gotta be, right?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 13,2012 12:15 pm || Up

      It is to them.

      A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
      • AV Jul 13,2012 12:33 pm || Up

        i remember a moment in argentine monetary history when inflation was so insane, they decided to just knock off a few zeros from the end of all currency. so 10000 (true story, i used to walk around with a 10000 pesos in my pocket, because that’s what school lunch for the week cost) became 1. i wonder if we don’t need to do that here to help people get what’s going on (not that they want us to get it). i’d much rather understand that they lost 700 bucks (i’d be like, you IDIOTS, did you check the pockets of the pants you wore yesterday?? whereas now i’m like, $7B… one, two, three… many? oh look, squirrels!) and be confused when buying a soda for .000000075 (number of zeros not drawn to scale).

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Jul 13,2012 12:36 pm || Up

          of course, the zeros will probably protest being pushed around.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 13,2012 1:16 pm || Up

          When I lived in Russia it was about 5000 rubles to 1 dollar, so my Peace Corps “stipend” ended up waivering in between 1.8 and 2.2 million, which ended up being 2-4 times what my Russian colleagues were making. Plus I had my apartment paid for, which was another $150/month (paid in US currency). Then Russia did the same thing as Argentina, but only knocking 3 zeroes off, which of course cost a lot of money just to print and administer and was so confusing that a lot of Russians ended up losing their life savings, or so the story went.

          The somewhat embarrassing part of it was that, taking the apartment into account, I was paid about 5 times more than some of my Russian colleagues and probably a bit more than the director of where I was working, although I’m sure she made up for it with other “side projects.”

          A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
          • AV Jul 13,2012 1:20 pm || Up

            i thought this was going to end… “and the corp didn’t realize this, paid me with just as many zeros as before, and i bought half of siberia.”

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 13,2012 1:27 pm || Up

              Heh. Fortunately, I was out of the country by then. And you are WAY overvaluing Siberia.

              A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
        • elcroata Jul 13,2012 1:29 pm || Up

          We had the same – our denomination was by a factor of a cool million. To make things worse, there was a period where both the old bills (up to a billion) and new ones (tens and twenties) were in circulation. (Or, to make things better, if you are a waiter on an island where confused and drunk tourists just open their wallets to you and say ‘pick whatever is right’)

          Because survival is insufficient
          • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 13,2012 1:38 pm || Up
            A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
            • elcroata Jul 13,2012 1:59 pm || Up

              1 forint = 400,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pengő

              they should have called the new one hellapengő

              Because survival is insufficient
          • AV Jul 13,2012 1:47 pm || Up

            there’s a waiter in italy who still has his hand in my wallet for that birra i had in 92.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  13. andeux Jul 13,2012 12:52 pm

    And people thought “greaser” was obscure. Has anyone ever heard this?

    a heckling fan called him a “monday,” which can be a derogatory term for blacks and is often associated with Mondays being one of the least-liked days of the week.

    (And what does Bob Geldof think?)

    TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2012 12:56 pm || Up

      I think that slur was coined during an especially racist run of Garfield strips.

      • AV Jul 13,2012 1:00 pm || Up

        “i’m not over-white. i’m under-latino.”

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • SPWC Jul 13,2012 1:02 pm || Up

        heh

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • AV Jul 13,2012 12:58 pm || Up

      The mayor said Friday that he expects the city’s inquiry to conclude by Tuesday at the latest

      they are just full of hateful words over there.

      (also, i thought sunday was black.)

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • nevermoor Jul 13,2012 1:10 pm || Up

        Sunday is bloody. Which is offensive to Native Americans.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • SPWC Jul 13,2012 1:15 pm || Up

          and Northern Irish.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • nevermoor Jul 13,2012 1:20 pm || Up

            and, by extension, everyone else

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • AV Jul 13,2012 1:21 pm || Up

            and russians.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • ptbnl Jul 13,2012 4:26 pm || Up

            Only the Catholics/Republicans.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • SPWC Jul 13,2012 4:38 pm || Up

              and U2 haters.

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • ptbnl Jul 13,2012 4:46 pm || Up

                Then you need to drop “Northern”.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • SPWC Jul 14,2012 11:27 am || Up

                  oh yeah… it was Thin Lizzy from the north…

                  I used to think they were from Philadelphia, for some reason.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • ptbnl Jul 14,2012 11:33 am || Up

                  I was thinking more of the universality of U2’s offensiveness.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • 5Aces Jul 13,2012 2:23 pm || Up

          Thursday I dont care about you-now that is a day with a self image issue.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • AV Jul 13,2012 3:00 pm || Up

            don’t call me a wednesday just because i like to hump.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • aardvark Jul 13,2012 3:25 pm || Up

              well played

            • 5Aces Jul 13,2012 3:51 pm || Up

              I won’t call you Sunday…Sunday always comes too late.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2012 1:09 pm || Up

        Thanks. I bookmarked this to make up for my lack of Ethnic Studies credits in college.

      • dmoas Jul 13,2012 2:21 pm || Up

        I *KNEW* Macs were racists!!!

        • beebo Jul 13,2012 3:22 pm || Up

          Everyone’s a little bit racist, soooometimes!
          Doesn’t mean we go around committing hate criiiiimes!

          • ozzman99 Jul 13,2012 3:34 pm || Up

            Something in your eyes just told me,
            You’re from overseas.

            • SPWC Jul 13,2012 4:36 pm || Up

              you kids are funny!

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  14. Englishmajor Jul 13,2012 12:55 pm

    May I be the first to make the obligatory “Who’s Fabio?” joke?

    • doctorK Jul 13,2012 1:19 pm || Up

      Another reason to love living on the west coast – any east-Pacific hurricane is sure to die a quick death in the cold waters to come down from the north.

  15. Future Ed Jul 13,2012 1:38 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  16. andeux Jul 13,2012 1:59 pm

    Kids if you want some fun, Mr. LePage is your man

    TINSTAAFK
    • elcroata Jul 13,2012 2:04 pm || Up

      How can you not resign after something like that?

      Because survival is insufficient
      • Future Ed Jul 13,2012 3:38 pm || Up

        because you have no shame, or you think that you are truthin

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  17. JamesV Jul 13,2012 2:06 pm

    Reports are the A’s signed Nolan Sanburn but are not signing Kyle Twomey.

  18. elcroata Jul 13,2012 2:06 pm

    A representative in Spanish Congress after the vote goes through to substantially cut the salaries and benefits for a wide range of employees. Among the applause she says: “que se jodan” (fuck them)

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=ddjQ12-zHF8%3Frel%3D0” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>

    Because survival is insufficient
  19. nevermoor Jul 13,2012 2:08 pm

    Nice compilation of the A’s first half.

    In Lake Wobegon Oakland, all pitchers are above average. And REDDICK.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • colin Jul 13,2012 2:15 pm || Up

      If find his bar charts for the pitchers unreadable.

      • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 13,2012 2:23 pm || Up

        Agreed – without a context of how much each pitcher pitched, it really doesn’t make much sense. I’d rather just have a single bar that combines all starters and a single bar that combines all relievers.

        A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
    • DFA Jul 13,2012 2:34 pm || Up

      could he use some easier to read colors pretty please!!!!

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • DFA Jul 13,2012 2:37 pm || Up

        read the tagline and then the thread dfa

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 13,2012 2:41 pm || Up

          Current tagline – “My favorite color is boobs!” That would give Fuentes the biggest boobs.

          A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
    • ArakSOT Jul 13,2012 3:15 pm || Up

      The numbers haven’t been dominate

      I dislike errors.

      There is always a score.
      • AV Jul 13,2012 3:21 pm || Up

        in that case, you’ll do well to stay away from reggae.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • SPWC Jul 13,2012 4:41 pm || Up

        OMFG! The most common spelling/grammar error in the BDSM community.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Englishmajor Jul 13,2012 3:31 pm || Up

      If only all the position players were strong, or good-looking.

  20. aardvark Jul 13,2012 3:27 pm

    This is a pretty neat feature.

    • elcroata Jul 14,2012 12:30 am || Up

      It is. Somehow it seems that everyone from THT is now on BP

      Because survival is insufficient
  21. JamesV Jul 13,2012 3:39 pm

  22. Future Ed Jul 13,2012 4:11 pm

    If the players and MLB insist on the 4 day ASB, they should at least open the second half with the fanfare of opening day. Have game scheduled all day long and stuff

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2012 4:19 pm || Up

      I like to imagine that we just finished the Apertura and are now beginning the Clausura.

      • AV Jul 13,2012 6:06 pm || Up

        yay!

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • SPWC Jul 13,2012 4:42 pm || Up

      Good idea.

      Or, if they want to half-ass it, give 26 teams the Thursday off and have 2 nationally televised games on said Thursday.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • gonealookin Jul 13,2012 4:46 pm || Up

        Few things from the new CBA:

        1. Beginning with the 2013 championship season, the Office of the Commissioner will prepare a schedule based on the following criteria:

        The All-Star break will contain four days for all Clubs.

        2. Club championship season games shall not be played during the All-Star break. Further, any workout scheduled by a Club for the off days immediately following the All-Star Game shall be voluntary.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Future Ed Jul 13,2012 4:55 pm || Up

          championship season=season?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • dmoas Jul 13,2012 4:56 pm || Up

          What the hell does the first part of #2 mean?

          • Future Ed Jul 13,2012 5:03 pm || Up

            I am guessing championship season is the season, and the provision is providing that no make up games will be scheduled during the 4 day break

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Englishmajor Jul 13,2012 5:07 pm || Up

              But teams could play an exhibition?

              • gonealookin Jul 13,2012 5:13 pm || Up

                No.

                (3) During the championship season, no Club shall be scheduled to play an exhibition game. For purposes of this paragraph (3), a spring training or pre-season exhibition game that is scheduled to commence at least three hours before the start of the first championship season game shall not be considered played “during the championship season.”

                The old in-season trip to Midland has been permanently abolished, and as Ed says above the 4-day ASB is absolute, no exceptions.

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • Englishmajor Jul 13,2012 5:20 pm || Up

                  NO FUN SHALL BE HAD!

                • SPWC Jul 14,2012 11:28 am || Up

                  I think they should have a zero day ASB.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • SPWC Jul 14,2012 11:29 am || Up

                  or a whole week. This mooshy middle sh!t sucks.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • elcroata Jul 14,2012 11:39 am || Up

                  Talk about fucking up H2H fantasy leagues

                  Because survival is insufficient
  23. doctorK Jul 13,2012 5:09 pm

    I put up a game thread in case anybody cares.

  24. MikeV Jul 13,2012 5:18 pm

    Hi.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  25. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 13,2012 8:13 pm

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=gVn2rTWhj3Y” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

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