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Ham hocks on a hot stove 343

  1. Yankronym?
  2. GG Jeter roundup. The best (and, hopefully, in the end most accurate):

    “Maybe this this vote was a conspiracy by the managers and players to hamstring the Yankees with an even uglier Jeter contract.”

  3. Slegnacronym? (It’s unacronymous. At least they think we’ll get Manny.)
  4. FK it. I’ll link to it: Tyler Not-Durden’s InterLew, Part the One.
  5. Soxronym?

Cooking a batch of Rancho Gordo flageolets with Clark Summit ham hocks. Should be good. Had dinner last night here; great as always.

Bonus non-hot stove/non-ham hock link: How did this wastrel ever find his way to the White House?

343 thoughts on “Ham hocks on a hot stove

  1. monkeyball Nov 10,2010 8:26 am

    4. Part the Next

    Wait, what?

    Geren has two sons – one just went to Princeton on a baseball scholarship

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    • mikeA Nov 10,2010 9:00 am || Up

      Pretty soon the front office and dugout will be 85% Gerens.

      • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 9:10 am || Up
        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 10:15 am || Up

          There are a shocking large number of football players who “need” a scholarship, though.

          It’s certainly different from the rest of D1 sports, but not quite as different as it pretends.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 10:23 am || Up

            Oh, I know. Just funny to see Lew baldly state it like that. Someone should forward that link to someone …

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
            • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 10:42 am || Up

              I imagine you’re on it.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 10:37 am || Up

      But the most interesting part was we didn’t change prices significantly [after 2006] and we had less season ticket holders interested in buying season tickets for the next season than we had the year before. Hard to believe. You tell me why that is.

      Certainly not the team management’s fault. No sir.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • andeux Nov 10,2010 10:58 am || Up

        2006: Acquired Frank Thomas and Milton Bradley
        2007: Acquired Mike Piazza and Shannon Stewart

        TINSTAAFK
        • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 10:59 am || Up

          They meant the Piazza signing to be the equivalent of the Mariners signing Ichiro.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • ptbnl Nov 10,2010 12:40 pm || Up

        2006: A’s tarp the 3rd deck

        FMI, when are most season tickets sold?

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  2. monkeyball Nov 10,2010 8:38 am

    Whoa. Larry Baer is sitting right across from me at Peet’s. Any questions I should ask him?

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 8:40 am || Up

      Aaaand there he goes.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 10:34 am || Up
      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  3. monkeyball Nov 10,2010 9:19 am

    Bonus non-hot stove/non-ham hock link: um … ptbnl?

    And so the Wagner Question poses itself yet again. Every Saturday when the Brazilian sea monster murders his X-Factor song, 14 million people ask themselves how and why he is there.

    Also: new sigline

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    • ptbnl Nov 10,2010 12:43 pm || Up

      Full of spectacular Bolognese food and a couple of bottles of very drinkable house red, I have no idea what you’re asking of me.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 6:39 pm || Up

        The Wagner Question? Brazilian sea monster? X-Factor song? 14 million people?

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • ptbnl Nov 10,2010 6:58 pm || Up

          Ah. The X-factor is the UK version of American Idol, watched by ~14 million people, and one of this season’s finalists is a large, hairy, 54 year-old Brazilian man called Wagner Carrilho who is apparently not a very good singer at all.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  4. monkeyball Nov 10,2010 9:32 am

    Countdown to Tea Party 2014 primary challenge in 3 … 2 … 1 …

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 10:16 am || Up

      Yeah, they are both screwed if this election’s dynamic holds.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  5. monkeyball Nov 10,2010 9:59 am

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 10:25 am || Up

      Obama has been pretty uniformly terrible on war-related issues (except to the extent New START counts).

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 10:36 am || Up

        During the primaries, I was convinced that foreign policy was the one and only area where he was more liberal than Clinton. I have no idea whether she would have been as bad as he’s been so far.

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 10:44 am || Up

          I think (largely based upon watching West Wing) it’s the area where someone without practical experience can be most easily bullied into hard line positions by “advisors” who say serious things about worst case scenarios.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 11:00 am || Up

            LOL parenthetic. That’s about the extent of my expertise in forecasting that as well.

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
            • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 11:52 am || Up

              Yeah. It makes sense, but that’s why it comes to mind.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  6. nevermoor Nov 10,2010 10:22 am

    Bonus: I like it.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  7. nevermoor Nov 10,2010 10:24 am

    Food: speaking of, I now think this is the best normal pizza in SF. I used to favor these guys, who are excellent.

    If you’re looking for Chicago style pizza, it finally exists in the bay area here.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • TJ Nov 10,2010 12:22 pm || Up

      Do you not consider Little Star or Zachery’s to be Chicago style? Haven’t tried Patxi’s yet but plan to give them a try at some point.

      I’ll also try that Twin Peaks spot since I agree that there aren’t many good options for standard floppy pies. But for Neapolitan style pizza I really loved what I got at flour&water and for a thin NY slice I think Arinell’s is great.

      • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 12:36 pm || Up

        No. They are deep dish (and LS is high-end deep dish), not stuffed pizza.

        As for TP, if you loved flour&water you’re going to like it. It is (of course) much more conventional flavors and generally less fancy, but the crust is more similar than different.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 12:41 pm || Up

          Stuffed pizza looks like this:

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • sslinger Nov 10,2010 1:00 pm || Up

            That sure looks like Zachary’s.

            Zachary’s offers 2 styles of pizza: a Chicago-style stuffed pizza…

            • oblique Nov 10,2010 1:16 pm || Up

              Zachary’s does offer a real Chi style pizza, which is excellent. Patxi’s is also very good.

            • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 1:24 pm || Up

              Maybe I’ve just always had the wrong thing from there.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • Leopold Bloom Nov 10,2010 6:18 pm || Up

                Easy to do. Sometimes even in Chicago.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 10,2010 1:55 pm || Up

          I had Little Star in Albany a few weeks ago and found it fantastic, the corn meal in the crust of the stuffed pizza was delightful. If they’re comparably good the next time I go they may jump above Zachary’s in my rankings. Not cheap, though.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • andeux Nov 10,2010 2:05 pm || Up

            I also liked Little Star more than Zachary’s, but I think they are (as nm says) deep dish, not stuffed.
            An in the thin crust category Gioia >> Arinell

            TINSTAAFK
            • sslinger Nov 10,2010 2:22 pm || Up

              I’ve been wanting to try LS deep dish since having a slice of thin crust at the Solano Stroll, and your recommendations mean it will have to be soon.

              Agreed about Gioia.

  8. monkeyball Nov 10,2010 10:33 am
    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • Poppy Nov 11,2010 8:28 pm || Up

      That little fucker in the picture looks like pure evil. And I had no idea a murder of raccoons was really called a gaze (I’m still gonna call them a murder, though).

      This is fun. I really like an implausibility of gnus. Some media skeptic came up with that one.

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • Leopold Bloom Nov 12,2010 7:36 am || Up

        You know, you’re perfect in many ways and I’d consider challenging the current Mr. Poppy to a to-the-death-steel-cage-bare-knuckles-brawl to become the new Mr. Poppy, except for your illogical and misplaced hatred of raccoons. It’s too bad, too, because I think you would’ve really brightened up the garage.

        • monkeyball Nov 12,2010 8:16 am || Up

          She really tied the garage together?

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • Leopold Bloom Nov 12,2010 8:21 am || Up

            This aggression will not stand, man.

            • monkeyball Nov 12,2010 1:27 pm || Up

              She’s not your special lady friend, man.

              you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • Poppy Nov 13,2010 7:42 pm || Up

          There was another one in the tree outside our door the other night. He was even with the balcony railing, about ten feet away, and he was looking at me like he was gauging the distance to jump me. Freaked me out.

          There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
          • Leopold Bloom Nov 14,2010 3:19 am || Up

            He was just trying to cuddle, Jean! C’mon!

            • Poppy Nov 14,2010 9:33 am || Up

              I do not want to be racspooned.

              There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
              • Leopold Bloom Nov 14,2010 9:39 am || Up

                Where’s mb and that euphemism dictionary?

                I love racspooned. Awesome word.

  9. monkeyball Nov 10,2010 10:34 am
    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • nanotrebuchet Nov 10,2010 11:43 am || Up

      fuck you, i want my happy meal toys.

      • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 6:39 am || Up

        The supes should have made a law that says you can put any toy you want in any junk food deal — but it has to be called a “Fuck You Meal.” See how many parents buy those.

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  10. nevermoor Nov 10,2010 10:57 am

    It’s not that we hate muslims… it’s just that they’re the foxes in the henhouse.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • nevermoor Nov 11,2010 11:43 am || Up

      No, seriously, we don’t hate muslims and we aren’t paranoid.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  11. andeux Nov 10,2010 11:07 am
    TINSTAAFK
    • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 12:17 pm || Up

      “T.J. Beam” should be the name of a guy who’s bitten by a radioactive spider while undergoing reconstructive elbow surgery in Birmingham, AL.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • MikeV Nov 10,2010 1:38 pm || Up

      Dontrelle Willis? Reclamation project?

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  12. nevermoor Nov 10,2010 11:53 am

    Posnanski brings a possibility I had never considered.

    You probably know that the Gold Gloves are voted for by managers and coaches. And really … this is the only award they’ve got. They don’t vote for the MVP, for Rookie of the Year, for Cy Young, for Manager of the Year, for the Hall of Fame, for almost anything. They vote for the Gold Gloves. That’s it.

    And I think that, in many of their minds, the Gold Gloves probably take on a larger meaning. Sure, it’s about defense. But I wonder if for many it really is about rewarding those players who PLAY THE GAME RIGHT.

    Basically, the takeaway is that the current vote should be for a different award, and the Fielding Bible should be allowed to hand out GG awards.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 11:54 am || Up

      Also, this:

      More than 300 Yankees fans wrote in with an answer to that question: Would you trade Derek Jeter for Hanley Ramirez? Three hundred forty-seven, to be exact.

      One hundred seventy-three of them said yes.
      One hundred seventy-three of them said no.

      And one, Brilliant Reader Joey, said simply: “As far as trading Derek Jeter for Hanley Ramirez, I answer wholeheartedly yes … and also no.”

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • nanotrebuchet Nov 10,2010 7:21 pm || Up

        How can the Yankees trade a free agent?

        • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 7:46 pm || Up

          Thought question.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  13. nevermoor Nov 10,2010 12:01 pm

    MB: How’s this for an ad buy?

    how about some dem signage outside the clocked NJ tunnels and bridges reminding folks:
    Traffic Jam Courtesy Gov. Christie.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Leopold Bloom Nov 10,2010 6:21 pm || Up

      I know a guy.

      • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 6:25 pm || Up

        I wonder how much it would cost.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  14. ptbnl Nov 10,2010 1:20 pm

    Whoa

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 1:26 pm || Up

      Crazy.

      Although is this really that much energy, given the size?

      extend 25,000 light years up and down from each side of the galaxy and contain the energy equivalent to 100,000 supernova explosions.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • ptbnl Nov 10,2010 1:33 pm || Up

        Yes. At peak brightness, a supernova typically outshines its host galaxy.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 1:34 pm || Up

          So Easterbrook’s alien-doomsday-device theory gets better and better.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • andeux Nov 10,2010 2:42 pm || Up

      It’s a giant p orbital.

      TINSTAAFK
      • ptbnl Nov 10,2010 2:47 pm || Up

        As LB would say, I love you.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Leopold Bloom Nov 10,2010 6:21 pm || Up

          But LB doesn’t understand why you love him…

      • nanotrebuchet Nov 10,2010 7:22 pm || Up

        dammit, I have to read the whole thread before I jump in with a science joke. FK you and the orbital you rode in on, andeux.

    • nanotrebuchet Nov 10,2010 7:22 pm || Up

      pi orbitals! fractal universe!

    • Poppy Nov 11,2010 8:53 pm || Up

      Ugh, other people’s vacation photos are so boring

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  15. nevermoor Nov 10,2010 1:27 pm

    FF provides some Iwakuma videos:

    1
    2
    3
    4

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  16. nevermoor Nov 10,2010 1:30 pm

    Rivera can keep pitching literally forever with this zone.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • ptbnl Nov 10,2010 1:39 pm || Up

      Literally forever, like unto the end of time?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 1:43 pm || Up

        Until his robotics break down and he passes quietly into the computing cloud.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 2:16 pm || Up

          Silent but deadly

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 10,2010 1:56 pm || Up

        His strike zone does seem to be expanding infinitely…

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 2:15 pm || Up

          25,000 light years left and right from each side of the strike zone

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • sslinger Nov 10,2010 2:20 pm || Up

            …with the energy of 100,000 supernovas.

            • MikeV Nov 10,2010 2:37 pm || Up

              AND HIS FASTBALL HAS A RATING WELL OVER 9,0000

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • ptbnl Nov 10,2010 3:05 pm || Up

                (perfect positioning of that comma)

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • JediLeroy Nov 10,2010 3:07 pm || Up

                  In Japan they count by the ten thousands

                  az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
                • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 3:11 pm || Up

                  Well yeah, with yen you basically have to.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 3:12 pm || Up

                  In former Soviet Russia, the ten thousands count by you

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                • ptbnl Nov 10,2010 3:15 pm || Up

                  Wow – does it continue that way (hundred millions, trillions, … ). Is there no word in Japanese for billion?

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • JediLeroy Nov 10,2010 8:20 pm || Up

                  2,000,000 = 20万(man) = Twenty “ten thousands”
                  10,000,000 = 100万 = One hundred “ten thousands”
                  100,000,000 = 1å„„(oku) = One “hundred million”
                  140,000,000 = 1å„„4000万 = One “hundred million” four thousand “ten thousands”
                  1,000,000,000 = 10å„„ = Ten “hundred millions”
                  1,000,000,000,000 = 1å…†(chou) = One “trillion”

                  There’s no Japanese word for “billion”. There’s a word for every fourth power up to 68.

                  az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
  17. MikeV Nov 10,2010 3:51 pm
    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 3:56 pm || Up

      My first reaction: Seriously, DeJesus? That Sucks.

      My second reaction: Hunh. 3 WAR.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 3:58 pm || Up

        no, he’s good — he’s the non-platonic ideal of sweeknee, without the extraneous k

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 3:59 pm || Up

          or, subcronym

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 4:04 pm || Up

        My third reaction: only signed through 2011, and for $6M? Boo.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 4:17 pm || Up

          Flipped in July, or walks for picks

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • grover Nov 10,2010 4:24 pm || Up

        I really liked Marks and the A’s probably going to miss him more than Mazzaro. DeJesus was right on the fringe of earning Type A status when he got hurt (yep, a True Athletic) and missed the rest of the season for surgery on his wrist.

        He’ll probably miss out on Type A status at the end of 2011, but at the time of his injury (late-July) their were a lot of teams interested in acquiring him for the 2010 pennant races. He can play CF when Crisp hurts himself but is probably better defensively in a corner.

        Although I suppose this does open the possibility of trading Crisp and his fragile pinky.

        • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 4:30 pm || Up

          Well… averaged about 145 games/year before that, so maybe not capital-T true.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 4:34 pm || Up

          Or Rajai. Trouble is, he’s got the best health skilz of any noncustian A’s OF.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • nanotrebuchet Nov 10,2010 7:24 pm || Up

          Wrist injury. Ugh, welcome to nopowersville. He’ll fit in.

          • grover Nov 10,2010 8:05 pm || Up

            Not bone… a torn tendon between the thumb and the wrist. (Which is why half the media outlets say it was a thumb injury and the other half say it was the wrist.)

    • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 3:57 pm || Up

      HFS!

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • andeux Nov 10,2010 4:00 pm || Up

      My first reaction: nobody fucks with trades for DeJesus.

      TINSTAAFK
    • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 4:03 pm || Up

      OK, I’m officially excited for ’11. No, this isn’t a contention-maker in isolation, but a sign that Forst haz a plan.

      Also: yes, this definitely means no Acronym. Yeah, if he goes to Slegnaheim or TX, that’s no good.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 4:15 pm || Up

        Go Red Sox. Acronym it up!

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 4:16 pm || Up

        Also: Yes, this definitely means the A’s plan to sign Iwakuma.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • ptbnl Nov 10,2010 4:03 pm || Up

      Now if we could just get Marlon Byrd we have an all-similarity-score outfield with Coco.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • andeux Nov 10,2010 4:04 pm || Up

        Or if we get Mitch Maier and Jose Guillen we can reconstruct the 2009 Royals outfield.

        TINSTAAFK
    • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 4:18 pm || Up

      Final nail in the coffin for Buck? Probably means Jackson’s gone, too.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • grover Nov 10,2010 4:28 pm || Up

        Jackson’s going to bet non-tendered ’cause he doesn’t deserve $2.6 million. Still an outside chance the A’s pursue him at a lower guaranteed figure to back-up 1B/LF/DH.

      • lenscrafters Nov 10,2010 4:32 pm || Up

        I feel like we’ve been predicting “final nail in the coffin” for Buck for a while now…

      • ptbnl Nov 10,2010 7:19 pm || Up

        Wasn’t his super-2 status the final nail?

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Soaker Nov 10,2010 4:36 pm || Up

      Outfielders who have gone directly from KC to Oakland in the last decade:
      Jeremy Giambi
      Johnny Damon
      Jermaine Dye
      Emil Brown
      Coco Crisp
      David DeJesus

      That’s quite a pipeline. Should we just open up the books on the Royals minor league system to find a couple of the A’s 2016 outfielders?

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 4:39 pm || Up

        Great minds…

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • MikeV Nov 10,2010 5:05 pm || Up

        Dyson? Eibner?

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 10,2010 5:05 pm || Up

        Does that mean that the Royals are the new Yankees? Or maybe they’re the new KC Athletics, and we’re the new Yankees!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • mikeA Nov 10,2010 5:28 pm || Up

      I recall some talk a few years ago that DDJ was the most underrated player in baseball. Definitely happy to have him, although one year is one year. Bad news for Rajai, which is probably good, or it means they don’t expect anything from Sweeney, which would not be good news…

      • mikeA Nov 10,2010 5:36 pm || Up

        Also no spot for Carter.

        • MikeV Nov 10,2010 8:02 pm || Up

          Sacramento.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

      • andeux Nov 10,2010 5:43 pm || Up

        I don’t expect anything from Sweeney, and would consider it bad news if he were penciled in as the starter at the beginning of spring training.

        TINSTAAFK
        • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 5:52 pm || Up

          I suspect that the starting OF largely will be determined by whomever not named Cust or Buck is fully healthy at the end of ST.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • mikeA Nov 10,2010 5:59 pm || Up

          I’d say he’s the second best OFer after Dejesus in games against RHPs.

  18. nevermoor Nov 10,2010 4:36 pm

    Well, I’ll say this: The A’s do like to take the Royals’ best outfielders.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  19. nevermoor Nov 10,2010 4:39 pm

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Now that the A’s have upgraded their offense with David DeJesus, they have Lance Berkman on their radar as a potential DH in 2011.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 4:44 pm || Up

      That would make me unexcited about ’11.

      Seriously: I’m fine with getting rid of Cust if we upgrade.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • mikeA Nov 10,2010 5:34 pm || Up

      I’m not as down on Berkman as the rest of you. He’s probably only 50/50 to outperform Cust, but I think he has more offensive upside than any other plausible addition (except Manny if that’s plausible.) He’s probably one of the five best hitters of the last decade. While the team is average I think it’s always good to gamble on upside.

      • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 5:47 pm || Up

        I don’t know why Manny wouldn’t be plausible (except from a personality standpoint, and that’s not so much plausibility as it is Beane/Forst’s judgment) — he’s gonna be cheap.

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • mikeA Nov 10,2010 5:50 pm || Up

          Not sure Manny would want to come here.

          • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 5:52 pm || Up

            Not sure Manny’s gonna have much choice.

            But, he could just walk away.

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 5:53 pm || Up

          I’d be more interested in Manny. I think Berkman is done.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 5:55 pm || Up

            Manny could be done, too.

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
            • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 5:59 pm || Up

              Which is why I want Cust unless there’s a clear upgrade.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 6:04 pm || Up

                I still like a Cust-Manny platoon.

                you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • ptbnl Nov 10,2010 7:02 pm || Up

                  So Cust plays when Manny doesn’t feel like it?

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • sslinger Nov 10,2010 5:51 pm || Up

        I agree. What we don’t know is if 2010 was the beginning of the slide or just a really down year. If he could get back to even close to prior production he’d be a great addition. And yes, he played in Minute Maid (and the NL), but he generally hit more doubles than homers so the Coli shouldn’t necessarily kill his production.

  20. nevermoor Nov 10,2010 4:47 pm

    DeJesus H. Christ.

    Headline:

    Police Chief, Sergeant Fired After Tea Party Involvement

    But wait:

    The termination memos mention other alleged infractions by both law enforcement officers including accusations that Schultz drove city equipment to obtain medical treatment, screamed at another city employee in the City Hall parking lot within earshot of the public, lied to federal agents during an investigation, drank booze at a public park and restaurant, drove while intoxicated, slouched at city council meetings, and didn’t discipline Beckett for holding naked pool parties at Beckett’s house.

    Besides holding naked pool parties and joining the Tea Party, Beckett’s termination memo also said he drank alcohol in a public park and restaurant, asked a subordinate to follow he and his wife home after they drank too much, didn’t pay his water bill in time, and didn’t properly maintain investigative files and evidence.

    These men are MARTYRS TO THE TEA PARTY CAUSE!!!!!!!!!111

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 4:55 pm || Up

      They should hire Andrew Shirvell as counsel

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  21. nevermoor Nov 10,2010 5:00 pm
    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • MikeV Nov 10,2010 5:08 pm || Up

      I fucking love this:

      does this infield have the highest combined UZR?
      it seems like everyone here is at least +5 on defense

      by BrendanHarrisLives on Nov 10, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions

      In 2010? Looks like it.
      A quick glance through Fangraphs’ UZR shows Kouz was +16.1, Pennington was +9.9, Ellis was +9.9, and Barton was +12.1. No regular infield was better than that. And now the A’s have an OF of Crisp, DeJesus, and Davis/Sweeney. They’re like us, only they’re making it work!

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 5:12 pm || Up

        Look at these faces — and Crisp and DeJesus in the OF?

        BEEN IZ A SEGREGATIONIST!

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • Leopold Bloom Nov 10,2010 6:31 pm || Up

        Um…I thought they were like us?

  22. monkeyball Nov 10,2010 5:15 pm

    Slumbeat

    No mention of Matsui?

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • andeux Nov 10,2010 5:47 pm || Up

      twutter:

      Beane says #athletics still plan to address power issues.
      Beane says he still sees a spot for Jackson and plenty of ABs for him, with Crisp, DeJesus and Sweeney, plus Davs. #Athletics

      Doesn’t sound good for Cust. Or Carter. Though it’s a little odd to “address power issues” by getting rid of your best power hitter, and blocking arguably your second best.

      TINSTAAFK
      • mikeA Nov 10,2010 5:52 pm || Up

        I think he means he’s going to hold a press conference and announce that the lack of power will continue next season.

        • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 5:55 pm || Up

          The lack of power will continue until scoring improves!

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 5:53 pm || Up

        Beane is rocking twitter. Hard.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 5:53 pm || Up

        Maybe “address power issues” = “abandoning experiment to turn Cust into Ichiro”

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 5:56 pm || Up

        Beane says that #Athletics will look to add either through free agency or trades, won’t rule anything out except the 4 starters.

        Wait — is that last bit referring to pitchers, or outfielders?

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • andeux Nov 11,2010 10:29 am || Up

          Today’s article says

          He said nothing will be ruled out except dealing starters Trevor Cahill, Brett Anderson, Gio Gonzalez and Dallas Braden.

          Given his more general philosophy that everyone is available at the right price, that still doesn’t mean a whole lot.

          TINSTAAFK
          • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 10:52 am || Up

            I was mostly kidding — the whole we-have-4-or-5-starting-OFs.

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 10,2010 6:09 pm || Up

        Maybe he’s gonna deal Barton.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • grover Nov 10,2010 6:11 pm || Up

          I’d be very curious to know if Tampa is interested.

          • Leopold Bloom Nov 10,2010 7:15 pm || Up

            I’m pretty sure they would be. But you’re gonna deal that piece?

            • grover Nov 10,2010 8:02 pm || Up

              Hell Bloom… you were a Snickers bar away from getting shipped to Halos Heaven.

          • MikeV Nov 10,2010 8:14 pm || Up

            For who? Upton?

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • grover Nov 10,2010 8:36 pm || Up

              Determine their interest first, plunder later.

              • MikeV Nov 10,2010 8:44 pm || Up

                Problem: I do not believe Friedman to be the type who gets plundered.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

                • grover Nov 10,2010 8:50 pm || Up

                  Challenge accepted!

                  (Just as soon as you hire me to replace Beane.)

                • MikeV Nov 10,2010 9:07 pm || Up

                  On it.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

    • andeux Nov 10,2010 9:52 pm || Up

      More

      LB, please tell her to cut out the Matsui talk.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Leopold Bloom Nov 12,2010 7:39 am || Up

        From a let’s-put-as-many-butts-in-the-seats-we-don’t-care-if-they-are-Asian-heck-our-new-mayor’s-Asian standpoint, it makes a lot of sense.

        Plus, aside from that annoying husband detail, she’s perfect.

        • monkeyball Nov 12,2010 8:17 am || Up

          that annoying husband detail

          What the Secret Service calls the rotation guarding the Secretary of State’s spouse.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • Leopold Bloom Nov 12,2010 8:22 am || Up

            Is he the last one to get it the rest of his life?

            Job comes with built-in manservants for life. Sweet.

  23. monkeyball Nov 10,2010 5:18 pm

    Ken Arneson sighting!

    Seriously, though: weak sauce is weak. I’m a little gobsmacked that Neyer has hired those guys — they’re a day late and a dollar short, doing clipjobs on wire stories and wikipedia.

    How is it those guys get a gig and grover isn’t being paid for what he does here and at **?

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 5:28 pm || Up

      Seriously.

      Whatever, ESPN shouldn’t be competing with SBN on SBN’s terms.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • mikeA Nov 10,2010 5:39 pm || Up

      Has no one invited him here?

      • monkeyball Nov 10,2010 5:47 pm || Up

        I think I was supposed to.

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • Leopold Bloom Nov 10,2010 6:34 pm || Up

          I don’t know him or I would.

          I could try to get to know him…

    • grover Nov 10,2010 6:12 pm || Up

      I probably said something to piss off Neyer the one day he went to ** to scout for talent.

      I’m gifted that way.

      I appreciate the thought, though.

      • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 6:14 pm || Up

        Well, since he came up with a giants fan…

        Heck, poaching a ** mod would have been infinitely better than this.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  24. grover Nov 10,2010 6:09 pm

    Something big might be in the works.

    Both Lew and Beane have said the payroll is going to go up in 2011. Right now the A’s have (approximately) $48.5 million committed to 24 players. And that figure is assuming Arbitration offers/raises to Kouzmanoff, Cust, Davis, Devine, Breslow, Braden, Sweeney and Ziegler, plus a $2 million base salary to Conor Jackson. I said 24 players because I’m not sure what Iwakuma will sign for, but if I assume $6 million (based on a 3 year contract with a total worth equal to the posting fee) we’re still sitting at a payroll in the mid-50’s.

    Maybe the posting fee is being considered part of the payroll (pushing us into the low-70’s). But if it’s not, if it’s considered part of the scouting/amateur signing bonus pot o’ money than the A’s still have a lot of fiscal flexibility.

    Of course, I’m also figuring that ownership doesn’t announce that payroll is going up unless we’re talking a major bump from the $60 million figure it’s sat at the past couple seasons… like the starting number being a 7 instead of 6.

    • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 6:12 pm || Up

      I wonder about Weurth.

      Acronym is off the table for LF related reasons. I wonder if he doesn’t swoop in on Weurth before Acronym signs.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • lenscrafters Nov 10,2010 6:57 pm || Up

        That sounds like a good plan. Take Werth off the table and insure that at least one of TEX and LAA has a less than ideal offseason (while insuring yourself being a contender). Problem is, Werth isn’t likely to sign early. He’s a Boras client and reportedly looking for Holliday money.

        • grover Nov 10,2010 8:04 pm || Up

          I don’t mind the Holliday money ($17 million AAV) as I do the years (7).

          • lenscrafters Nov 10,2010 8:27 pm || Up

            Would you be opposed to something similar to what Bay got last year from the Mets (4/66) for Werth?

            • MikeV Nov 10,2010 8:28 pm || Up

              I’d do that.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 8:33 pm || Up

                Yup

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • MikeV Nov 10,2010 8:45 pm || Up

                  I mean I’d probably beg and plead for the 4th year to be an option, but… I’d still probably cave and guarantee all 4.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

            • grover Nov 10,2010 8:44 pm || Up

              I oppose any deal that doesn’t pay you and I a percentage of the monies.

              I’d go $18.5 AAV for 4 years guaranteed and only a partial no-trade.

  25. nevermoor Nov 10,2010 6:26 pm

    Help me you FKers!

    Athletics will sign top amateur Dominican OF Vicmal de la Cruz. Very active week for the A’s.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 6:52 pm || Up

      Video and story

      Say what you want about the Giants, but they sure threw Beane into a tizzy of action.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  26. Leopold Bloom Nov 10,2010 6:36 pm

    I like the DeJesus move.

    I also like In n Out burgers, so my judgment may be suspect.

    • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 6:47 pm || Up

      They’re good, but they’re no 5 guys.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Leopold Bloom Nov 10,2010 7:16 pm || Up

        HA! 5 Guys is overrated and WAY too expensive.

        Their fries now….

        • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 7:47 pm || Up

          Not overrated at all, their burgers are cubes of deliciousness.

          And the cajun fries are awesome.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • Leopold Bloom Nov 12,2010 7:40 am || Up

            I disagree with this.

            • nevermoor Nov 12,2010 9:41 am || Up

              The cube shape? The deliciousness? or the Cajun Fries?

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • Leopold Bloom Nov 12,2010 9:45 am || Up

                deliciousness. it just wasn’t all that. Plus, with fries and drink, it was about $12-15!

                • nevermoor Nov 12,2010 9:51 am || Up

                  It’s a bit more expensive out here then. I’ve only ever been in the DC area, and it was more like $15-20 for 2 burgers, 2 drinks, and 1 fry.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Leopold Bloom Nov 12,2010 9:57 am || Up

                  Damn, you eat a lot.

                • nanotrebuchet Nov 12,2010 2:31 pm || Up

                  A SINGLE FRY?!?

                • nevermoor Nov 12,2010 2:36 pm || Up

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • JediLeroy Nov 12,2010 3:06 pm || Up

                  az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
                • monkeyball Nov 12,2010 2:44 pm || Up

                  nm lied, he friesed

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • nanotrebuchet Nov 12,2010 8:35 pm || Up

                • monkeyball Nov 13,2010 7:47 am || Up

                  Tater tots, Dude.

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • monkeyball Nov 12,2010 1:28 pm || Up

                  Still nowhere near Joe’s Cable Car, for price or quality.

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • nevermoor Nov 12,2010 1:30 pm || Up

                  Which is still nowhere near Epic’s BBB deal on the same terms.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • monkeyball Nov 12,2010 1:53 pm || Up

                  Dammit, I haven’t eaten lunch yet! And all I have in my work fridge is radishes and fenugreek sprouts.

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • nevermoor Nov 12,2010 1:56 pm || Up

                  I’m telling you, best hidden secret in the city. It’s not on the menu and no one there knows to order it. The burger alone is $20 on the normal menu.

                  The only thing is you have to eat upstairs at the bar, but they have sweet leather chairs if you go at non-peak times.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • MikeV Nov 12,2010 2:05 pm || Up

                  omfg.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • monkeyball Nov 12,2010 2:08 pm || Up

                  Next Friday: lunch? All of us?

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • MikeV Nov 12,2010 2:14 pm || Up

                  I just so happen to be not working next Friday.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • monkeyball Nov 12,2010 2:16 pm || Up

                  I do half-days Fridays, taking JP to SoccerTots at “Telegraph Field” at Pier 37, so I’m just about right there anyway, done at 11. JP doesn’t care for burgers or beer, but he’ll eat that brownie.

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • nevermoor Nov 12,2010 2:18 pm || Up

                  Wish I could, but it works best for smaller groups anyway up there.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • 5Aces Nov 11,2010 1:15 pm || Up

          5 Guys is great if for no other reason than to hear friends talk about how they “have to have 5 guys tonight”…

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • grover Nov 10,2010 7:09 pm || Up

      There is nothing wrong with In n Out burgers.

      • nanotrebuchet Nov 10,2010 7:30 pm || Up

        I am moving exclusively for proximity to innout.

        • grover Nov 10,2010 7:59 pm || Up

          Wouldn’t moving also get you further away from your mother-in-law?

        • MikeV Nov 10,2010 8:06 pm || Up

          You are sage.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

        • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 6:44 am || Up

          TWHS.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  27. Soaker Nov 10,2010 6:52 pm

    I’ve set the DVR to record the Glenn Burke special, opened a bottle of Cabernet and am going to sit back and listen to an archived Dave Niehaus Mariners broadcast via MLB.com tonight.

    Rajai CF, Barton 1B, Suzuki C, Kz 3B, Fox DH, Rosales 2B, Gross RF, Patterson LF, Pennington SS / Gio.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • nevermoor Nov 10,2010 6:59 pm || Up

      That Fox is gonna be a star!

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  28. lenscrafters Nov 10,2010 7:02 pm

    If we sign Crawford, would that give us the best defense in…history?

    • Leopold Bloom Nov 10,2010 7:16 pm || Up

      Since the dawn of time…

    • MikeV Nov 10,2010 8:07 pm || Up

      Can DDJ play right field?

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • grover Nov 10,2010 8:10 pm || Up

        Been a while since I’ve seen a scouting report on DeJesus but Fangraphs isn’t thrilled with his arm in RF in limited exposure.

        • MikeV Nov 10,2010 8:15 pm || Up

          Assuming that would be the same for Acronym, then.

          JW would be acceptable I guess, if it was 4 years or less. Which is probably not going to be the case.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

  29. nevermoor Nov 10,2010 9:49 pm

    Quality snark:

    Derek Jeter denied a National League Gold Glove award

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • ptbnl Nov 10,2010 10:25 pm || Up

      He’ll get the NL Cy Young to make up for it.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  30. ptbnl Nov 10,2010 11:19 pm

    If anyone is interested in this (featuring mrs ptbnl) let me know and I’ll give you the location:

    4th Annual Koi Pond Chili Cookoff to Benefit the Mother Mary Ann Wright Foundation.

    Saturday, November 13th, 6:30ish (you, know chili being dinner and all) til late.

    $5-$20 Sliding scale donation (no one turned away for lack of funds,so come on over and eat some chili).

    Musical entertainment by Loretta Lynch, DB Pedersen, and others TBA (Our people are talking to their people)

    As some of you know, Mother Wright passed away last year, but her Foundation is still doing the work that she started. All door donations and proceeds from “The Worlds Cheapest Bar (TM)” go directly to the Mother Mary Ann Wright Foundation, our non-profit neighbor who feeds 400 families locally EVERY DAY, and has traveled “from Arizona to Mexico to New Jersey to Russia and everywhere in between” to feed the homeless.

    Please enter your chili in the contest!! Custom trophies to be awarded! We need chili! Meat or vegetarian! Please bring your own heating device if possible (small stove, crock pot, chaffing dish, etc.) and label your ladles!! (And hey, if ya really felt like bringing a pie, nobody would blame you!…mmmmmmmmm….pie!) (And if you absolutely feel like you need a salad or something…well, just don’t let me see it.)

    Come and eat, listen to some good tunes, and have a drink all for a good cause!!!!!!

    Sadly I’ll be stopping over in London that night, en route back from Bologna, but it’s always been a great event.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 6:45 am || Up

      carp chili?

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • ptbnl Nov 11,2010 7:15 am || Up

        The 1st year’s winner was indeed a fish chili, but in this case the Koi Pond is a warehouse whose inhabitants are part of Camp Carp from the playa.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  31. monkeyball Nov 11,2010 6:50 am

    Oh for FK’s sake, Lew.

    Even when we got close to the World Series, we did not draw fans. I believe the problem is the proximity to the Giants.

    This puts him firmly in the binary territory of idiot-or-lying.

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 6:51 am || Up

      jesus fucking christ. it gets worse:

      We got water on one side and mountains on the other.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 11,2010 8:44 am || Up

        Unsatisfied with his natural role as Clarence the Angel, Lew now sees himself as Moses fleeing the Pharoah.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 9:03 am || Up

          Well, I’d certainly buy Al Davis as Pharaoh.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • nevermoor Nov 11,2010 9:33 am || Up

            Pharoah was not sea-monster-y enough.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  32. monkeyball Nov 11,2010 7:06 am
    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • grover Nov 11,2010 7:56 am || Up

      But where do you play him?

      • ptbnl Nov 11,2010 8:08 am || Up

        On the DL if he came to Oakland.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 9:00 am || Up

        Trade Cliffy Sexington (or just warehouse him in Sacto). Given the current state of shortstopping, he’d bring something (not much, but something).

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • nevermoor Nov 11,2010 9:34 am || Up

          Should bring a lot more than that. He was amongst the best SS in the AL last year and he’s young/cheap.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 9:41 am || Up

            ERRURZ!!!1!

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • grover Nov 11,2010 9:42 am || Up

            young/cheap

            Just how I like my women.

            • nevermoor Nov 11,2010 9:55 am || Up

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • Leopold Bloom Nov 12,2010 7:42 am || Up

                you’re getting older.

                • nevermoor Nov 12,2010 9:41 am || Up

                  Which is why grover doesn’t like me.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Leopold Bloom Nov 12,2010 9:46 am || Up

                  No, he doesn’t like you because you’re terrible at oral.

                • grover Nov 12,2010 9:56 am || Up

                  He refuses to practice…

                • MikeV Nov 12,2010 10:03 am || Up

                  There’s just no excuse for that.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

    • grover Nov 11,2010 8:41 am || Up

      And check your e-mail when you can, please.

      • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 9:04 am || Up

        Check yours.

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • MikeV Nov 11,2010 9:08 am || Up

          Just checked.

          Nada.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 9:12 am || Up

            I got water on three sides and mountains on the other — nothing can get through.

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
            • MikeV Nov 11,2010 9:21 am || Up

              FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

    • lenscrafters Nov 11,2010 4:39 pm || Up

      I think Beltran is a more realistic target…

  33. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 11,2010 9:20 am

    No one tell Lew about this, as it would make his already specious claims of Oakland site ignorance that much more ridiculous. And far be it from me to disappoint those in love with the “Oakland’s-doing-nothing” narrative. But (shhhhhhhh) it appears that Oakland’s doing something–Dec. 1 Planning Commission, Item 5:

    The Project consists of a new ballpark of up to 39,000 seats, located east of Fallon Street, and adjacent development in the project area including up to 180,000 square feet of retail, up to 540,000 square feet of office, up to 700 residential units and approximately 2,500 off-street parking spaces. The proposal may include the potential for land acquisition and include the extension of 4th, 3rd, and 2nd Streets to Fallon Street and the development of new open space adjacent to the Lake Merritt Channel.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 9:26 am || Up

      They should try to lure the Giants there

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • sslinger Nov 11,2010 9:29 am || Up

      So what’s your take now that Quan’s been declared winner?

    • MikeV Nov 11,2010 9:30 am || Up

      Kewl. How soon can it be done?

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 11,2010 11:51 am || Up

        Opening day 2015. If San Jose gets the nod, they’re possibly two years ahead, but more likely one year, 2014.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • MikeV Nov 11,2010 1:44 pm || Up

          At this point, I’m ready to flip a fucking coin.

          No offense. I know you’ve put a lot into it, and are way more informed about it than I.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

    • grover Nov 11,2010 9:47 am || Up

      Do you know when that agenda came out?

      Because if the agenda came out after Lew did his interview with Blez then you can’t use the Dec. 1 agenda to blast him for his comments in the interview. If the agenda came out before the two talked then there’s cause to use it as ammo.

      • andeux Nov 11,2010 9:51 am || Up

        Oakland has been publicly pushing that site as a potential stadium location for something like a year (and privately for even longer).

        TINSTAAFK
        • grover Nov 11,2010 10:00 am || Up

          OK, I believe you. But when did it get on the agenda and when was the agenda published. I have been pushing to sleep with Salma Hayek for years but have never produced an agenda to accomplish my goal.

          • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 10:09 am || Up

            Lew Wolff blames mrs grover for her nimbyism.

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
            • nevermoor Nov 11,2010 10:29 am || Up

              I don’t think grover particularly cares whether he sleeps with Salma in his wife’s back yard.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 10:51 am || Up

                YDNSWIDT

                you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • nevermoor Nov 11,2010 10:53 am || Up

                  I did. I just went a different direction.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 10:58 am || Up

                  No, you got the gist, but not the particulars right.

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • andeux Nov 11,2010 11:05 am || Up

                  A different meaning for the tail end of that acronym?

                  TINSTAAFK
                • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 11:11 am || Up

                  righto

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • nevermoor Nov 11,2010 11:15 am || Up

                  Then I did miss it.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • MikeV Nov 11,2010 1:45 pm || Up

                  I believe you need to think of ‘backyard’ in the sense of a woman’s anatomy.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • nevermoor Nov 11,2010 1:55 pm || Up

                  Yeah. That was part of my response too.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 11,2010 11:50 am || Up

        Lew has known about this site for nearly two years. The publishing of an agenda for a scoping session is the sort of thing which only happens much prep work has been done less publicly.

        There’s a bigger point, though: Lew is almost irrelevant. MLB is calling the shots on the ballpark for the A’s now (another lie Lew told in his Blez interview was that he doesn’t know what the MLB Committee is up to). MLB, as repped by Bob DuPuy and his Committee, will determine (soon) whether Oakland or San Jose gets an exclusive shot at making a ballpark happen. If it’s Oakland, Lew will either be bought out or become a silent partner, to be replaced with a different public face of ownership, and Fisher will either get on board or sell. My guess is Fisher gets on board, because once a ballpark deal is inked the value of the franchise will rise substantially.

        MLB matters a lot. Fisher matters some. Lew is Ari Fleischer with a 10% equity stake.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 11:55 am || Up

          Lew’s had 10 years to get one job done. He hasn’t.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • grover Nov 11,2010 12:49 pm || Up

          I have no doubt that he knows about the site in general. I was asking about the Dec. 1 agenda in specific.

          My problem is with the specific use of the Dec. 1 meeting to bash on Lew’s comments in the interview with Tyler. If it’s reasonable to assume that Lew knew about the agenda before he said his piece to Blez than it’s fair game to call bullshit. But if he didn’t know about the agenda, then calling him a liar because of actions made known after the interview is uncalled for. All I’m saying is if he honestly didn’t know about the Dec. 1 agenda at the time of the interview then what he told Blez wasn’t a lie when he said it.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 11,2010 3:09 pm || Up

            Damn, you sure can grab a loose end and tug relentlessly. It’s endearing. But if you insist on tangential pedantry, I didn’t call Lew a liar (about this)…the other day I said that it might be literally true in the most narrow sense that Lew never took a phone call from someone in Oakland about the Victory Court site. And today I wrote, humorously (I thought), that no one should tell Lew about this meeting because it would make his no knowledge claims more preposterous than they already are.

            In fact, Lew has been well aware of Victory Court for close to two years. I know that specifically. And his claims to the contrary, which he’s said many times in many places (“We don’t know of any other site in Oakland. We exhausted every site option. If someone has another site plan we’ll sit down with them tomorrow”) are literally untrue.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • grover Nov 11,2010 4:13 pm || Up

              Sorry, not trying to drive you nuts.

              Senior Seminar involved historical fallacies. That little chestnut, when applied to my professor’s published work, led to me refuting one of the central tenants of his thesis and earned me an A for the class.

              Some stuff just sticks with you.

    • lenscrafters Nov 11,2010 6:10 pm || Up

      Forgive me if this has already been asked many times but I’m genuinely curious,…how exactly would funding for a Victory Court stadium work?

      • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 6:18 pm || Up

        I’m guessing that either way, the A’s will have to be recipients of a loan from the MLB general fund — much larger in the case of Oakland. I have unfounded speculation that Crywolffisher’s financing scheme is nowhere near as sound as Lew likes to imply-by-omission, but there’s no question that he’s got a bigger corporate-underwriting bounty via SJ than Oakland.

        And I’m sticking with my contraction theory — I think ultimately it may cost MLB less to buy out Oakland and Tampa than to underwrite their stadia and buy out Neukom.

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        • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 6:19 pm || Up

          That last I guess should more precisely be buy off Neukom.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • lenscrafters Nov 11,2010 6:24 pm || Up

          This makes me depressed.

          • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 6:34 pm || Up

            Well, you can find consolation in the fact that i’m talking out my ass.

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 11,2010 6:54 pm || Up

            It shouldn’t. I actually take great encouragement from my belief that MLB has decided it’s going to get this done once and for all, whether in SJ or Oakland. It removes the weak link of A’s ownership from a position of being able to screw it up.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 11,2010 6:51 pm || Up

        The exact same way one in San Jose would, which is to say, we don’t know. Seriously. Ever since the housing-driven funding mechanisms crashed, neither Lew nor anyone else has said anything specific about the funding vehicles for actual park construction, regardless of what city it’d be in.

        Working assumptions (again regardless of city): local city’s redevelopment agency assembles the land (may require eminent domain) and gives/long-term free-leases it to the team. City pays for all required infrastructure improvements (roads, parking, freeway access, mitigations required by EIR). City handles zoning/land use issues, which may also include entitling use of some land for money-making purposes for the team’s benefit (i.e. retail, office, hotel, residential adjacent to the ballpark). That last part could be worth big bucks to the team, in effect defraying some of its stadium building costs, for which the team is otherwise fully on the hook. Broad consensus is that no sports team in California will ever again get a city/county/JPA to directly pay for actual venue construction.

        I agree with monkeyball that the secret plan (have not heard a whiff of it publicly) is for lion’s share of park financing to be backed by MLB, to be repaid by team on friendly extended loan terms. MLB may also expect the lucky chosen city to help indirectly shoulder some slice of these costs, through tax increment financing or other means. But MLB ain’t saying shit, so it’s all guesswork at this point.

        What is certain is that these funding issues are functionally identical in Oakland or San Jose. It drives me crazy that so many ballpark pundits act as though the money’s easily managed in the South Bay while portraying it as a Sisyphian boulder in Oakland.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • grover Nov 11,2010 7:06 pm || Up

          Just wanted to thank you for all the insight. Been a Hell of a lot easier to hear you without all the background noise at **.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 11,2010 7:22 pm || Up

            My pleasure.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • nevermoor Nov 11,2010 7:29 pm || Up

            Indeed.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • Leopold Bloom Nov 12,2010 7:48 am || Up

            Thirded. I wish I could call you in like an air strike, Jim.

        • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 7:12 pm || Up

          I’m going to take this opportunity to start the initial notes on a full-fledged rant (of which I think you’ll approve): Lew is big on attacking his opponents as reality-challenged obstructers/dreamers who aren’t willing to address the hard facts. But isn’t his failure to foresee/navigate/win over land sellers, municipalities, nimbys, the Giants, and regulators … exactly the same problem?

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 11,2010 7:21 pm || Up

            His comment in the Blezterview that “I’ve lived my entire life developing properties in cities, never blaming others for what I can’t get done” almost made me fall out of my chair.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • andeux Nov 12,2010 10:59 am || Up

            If Oakland had a cure for cancer, Lew wouldn’t be interested.

            TINSTAAFK
        • lenscrafters Nov 11,2010 8:13 pm || Up

          Thanks for the response. What of the corporate base in San Jose that so many cite as the main difference between SJ and Oakland? How do they figure into the funding? If, as you say, there seems to be no real difference in difficulty in procuring funding between Oakland and SJ, then why is Wolff so intent on SJ while seemingly refusing to offer even a shred of consideration to the Oakland plan?

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 11,2010 11:19 pm || Up

            Corporate support means luxury box and other ticket sales, in-stadium adverts and licensing deals, and radio/TV broadcast ads. Those can add up to quite a bit of year-to-year revenue, and Wolff and many others believe those prospects are brighter in the South Bay than Oakland. The South Bay case says, all other things being equal (same new park, same attendance figures, etc.) the potential to make more money every year, and thereby increase the total value of the franchise, is greater if you’re sitting in the Cisco Cection in San Jose than in the Clorox Bleachers in Oakland. So to speak.

            But that has very little to do with who pays for a new ballpark. Some factor park naming rights fees into the park construction calculus, so there’s maybe a bit of an effect there*, but the quest for corporate support is really about the ongoing revenue stream, not about the investment capital.

            *Naming rights are tough to gauge; nationally they’ve plunged in recent years, and they don’t last forever (e.g. Candlestick 3Com Monster Candlestick Park), so I see them as more revenue stream than start up cash.

            That the South Bay will command better corporate support than Oakland is taken as an article of faith by many. It may be true…I certainly won’t argue the reverse…but it would also be short-sighted to assume that all those SilliValley Cos. will refuse to engage as business partners in a new Oakland ballpark, just because it’s in Oakland. Good business is good business.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • lenscrafters Nov 12,2010 1:25 am || Up

              Interesting. From a comment jeffro made in one of those threads on AN, I was under the impression that corporate backing played a pretty big role in stadium funds, especially one that’s supposedly gonna be built through private funding. He used the funding for Phone Booth as an example, which supposedly had roughly 50% of the stadium funding coming from naming rights, seat presales…basically, corporate investment?

              Also, is it true that Cisco is committed to ~130 million dollars in naming rights for a ballpark in SJ, but not in Oakland? If so, does this affect whether or not similar corporate giants in the BA (specifically the ones I’m assuming the A’s want to target in Silicon Valley) would be interested in being business partners for a new ballpark in Oakland?

              • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 12,2010 8:29 am || Up

                Cisco’s magic $130M was part of a land sale deal for a Fremont park, which included a naming rights component. But it also included in-stadium licensing, and a land option sale. While Cisco has said it would still pay to name a new SJ park, they ain’t paying $130M for that. And Cisco may well want a piece of the new Oakland park…remember all the neat in-seat e-bells and e-whistles Lew and Cisco were talking about in Fremont…scanners read your cell phone and order you a beer and offer to sell you a seat upgrade (or call in the storm troops to oust you from your illegit seat) while they tweet personalized takes from Rob Neyer to you with each new batter? There’s still room for such Cisco-branded stuff at Victory Court.

                The New Meadowlands Giants/Jets stadium is instructive…they still haven’t sold naming rights, because no one will pay the $20M per year they want. And that stadium is a big fucking deal; NFL names are worth much more than MLB ones (because NFL TV is king), and that one’s for twice the # of games/teams/broadcast references. And they can’t get $20M. So no, Cisco’s not paying $130M to name a new park anywhere, and no, that wouldn’t be a lump sum up front that would help with stadium construction. It would be annual revenue. As would seat pre-sales, with the exception of any Personal Seat License thing they try, which is largely on the backs of individual fans, and may not go over real well.

                Pac Bell’s private financing was mostly private from the Giants ballclub/owners. That’s why they pay $20M/year in stadium debt service. It is (deliberately) misleading to characterize their private financing as a triumph of external corporate investment, certainly to that extent.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • MikeV Nov 12,2010 8:55 am || Up

                  Honest question, no snark intended.

                  Cisco’s corporate HQ is in San Jose. What would make them want to spends tons of money on an Oakland ballpark?

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 12,2010 1:40 pm || Up

                  Well, I don’t know that Cisco will spend in Oakland. They might not, or they might spend less. But Cisco is selling to the world, not just to Santa Clara County. Being able to show their neat tech gizmos providing seamless connectivity in a crowded ballpark, with their brand caught in nearly every camera shot, would presumably have a lot of value to them regardless of the park’s address.

                  Hell, their logo is a stylized version of the Golden Gate Bridge. Their home is the Bay Area, not just the 95134 zip code. If it makes business sense for them to spend on ballpark, my guess is that that value doesn’t vanish completely because it’s in Oakland.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • MikeV Nov 12,2010 1:52 pm || Up

                  Makes sense I suppose. They were ready to drop tons of cash on Fremont, right?

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • monkeyball Nov 12,2010 1:43 pm || Up

                  Honest question, no snark intended.

                  The A’s fanbase is in Oakland and immediate environs. What would make them want to spends tons of money to go to a San Jose ballpark?

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • nevermoor Nov 12,2010 1:46 pm || Up

                  The already don’t want to spend tons of money to go to an Oakland ballpark.

                  I think the answer is “new fans”

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • monkeyball Nov 12,2010 1:56 pm || Up

                  This, actually, is the biggest mistake Crywolffisher has made, even beyond fumbling the entire stadium situation. They’ve put themselves in a situation where they HAVE to poach Giants fans to survive.

                  Given this year’s WS result, I think the new-stadium effect and new-stadium honeymoon period have been cut by at least 1/3.

                  And to your first point: The already don’t want to spend very little money to go to a shitty Oakland ballpark which they’re constantly reminded is shitty.

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                • MikeV Nov 12,2010 1:52 pm || Up

                  I dunno. Why aren’t they spending it in Oakland now?

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • monkeyball Nov 12,2010 2:03 pm || Up

                  So, you’re presuming that if Selugworth’s BRC picks Oakland, they’ll simply truck the Coliseum over to Victory Court?

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • MikeV Nov 12,2010 2:15 pm || Up

                  I have no idea and I don’t pretend to have any idea about Victory Court.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • monkeyball Nov 12,2010 2:06 pm || Up

                  Also: The team hasn’t been over .500 since ’06. Team record, while not the only factor, has generally been the most important factor driving attendance.

                  Also: Lew sez: the Coliseum suxxorz! Again and again and again and again.

                  Also: Crowley is even more inept at his job than Wolff is at his.

                  Also: the Coliseum, especially for a casual fan, does indeed suck.

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • nevermoor Nov 12,2010 2:19 pm || Up

                  Devil’s Advocate:

                  Lew sez: the Coliseum suxxorz! Again and again and again and again.

                  Non serious fans won’t even know who that is.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • monkeyball Nov 12,2010 2:44 pm || Up

                  trudat

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • nevermoor Nov 12,2010 9:43 am || Up

                  And, of course, I’d rather not have a giant coke bottle in the OF.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Leopold Bloom Nov 12,2010 9:48 am || Up

                  What? We’re gonna do coke in the outfield? Well, I’ll travail those shitty seats for coke…

                • MikeV Nov 12,2010 9:55 am || Up

                  LB: Rangers Fan.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • sslinger Nov 15,2010 10:41 am || Up

                  Maybe not, but if Oakland goes ahead with its plan to license large growing operations, maybe we can expect some major sponsorship and the team may play its future games in Potco Park. Tickets in the mandatory smoking sections would go for a premium.

                • nevermoor Nov 15,2010 10:43 am || Up

                  Would tickets in the premium smoking sections be mandatory?

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • sslinger Nov 15,2010 11:06 am || Up

                  GP – probably not, as the currently hyperactive ticket checkers would forget to bother fsuers.

                • Leopold Bloom Nov 12,2010 11:11 am || Up

                  So lemme ask a question that I would certainly like the answer for/to.

                  On **, the two most knowledgeable on the stadium issue seem to be Jeffro and vertig0. It also seems that both strongly believe that the San Jose stadium is the only path. Why is that?

                • monkeyball Nov 12,2010 1:46 pm || Up

                  verig0/Marine Layer used to be an honest broker. I’m not sure why/when/how his rational advocacy turned weirdly/blindly partisan, but it’s really hard to take anything he says seriously anymore.

                  Jeffro works for v0/ML (at least, he’s a sub-blogger at newballpark), so that explains his allegiance.

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 12,2010 1:51 pm || Up

                  I don’t think vertig0 feels San Jose is the only path, just that it’s the most doable and/or more desirable. I assume this is a conclusion he reached for some of these reasons: SJ’s site assembly is further along, Oakland gov’t has dicked around for many years, and SJ may promise better long-term revenue. Jeffro, for all his “I’d love a new park anywhere” lip service, seems to trash anything Oakland does while consistently refusing to apply the same skeptical standard to other plans.

                  I honestly think that both of them over the last 18 months or so have become so invested in the success of the SJ effort that they react to any Oakland efforts as though they’re threats. A charitable view is that such is a natural and probably not conscious reaction, because they want SJ to succeed so much. Which is fine…just drop the bullshit claims of non-partisanship when they so clearly no longer fit.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Leopold Bloom Nov 14,2010 3:27 am || Up

                  Thank you for both these possible explanations, you guys. I know they’re both bright, but I also know that they seem to be using that brightness to shout anyone down at **. I don’t think they’re evil, so I think fsu’s explanation makes a lot of sense. It’s strange that the tone of discourse here is so very oddly different here than there.

                • grover Nov 14,2010 6:34 am || Up

                  Less mediocrity to work around over here.

                • Leopold Bloom Nov 14,2010 9:29 am || Up

                  Don’t sell yourself short, Judge: you’re a tremendous slouch.

                • nevermoor Nov 14,2010 2:30 pm || Up

                  Mediocrity is generous.

                  Plus, if I don’t like someone… I ban ’em.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • MikeV Nov 15,2010 8:57 am || Up

                  I’m trying as hard as I can!

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • grover Nov 15,2010 10:13 am || Up

                  Which is why you fail.

                • MikeV Nov 15,2010 10:16 am || Up

                  If I set low expectations, it’s easier to meet them.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • grover Nov 15,2010 11:23 am || Up

                  Trying hard to achieve medirocrity sounds oxymoronic.

                • MikeV Nov 15,2010 1:07 pm || Up

                  That’s the point, g.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • lenscrafters Nov 12,2010 2:30 pm || Up

                  Thanks for taking the time FSU. I’m bookmarking this thread.

                • nevermoor Nov 12,2010 2:37 pm || Up

                  iFSU…

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • monkeyball Nov 12,2010 6:40 am || Up

              To that last point, Lew (and his supporters) are fond of saying that the short/long im/material distance from Oakland to San Jose won’t deter true fans* — why then would it deter corporate sponsors?

              *Yet now that distance is necessary to separate from the Giants and their 8-miles-as-the-vulture-flies-from-the-Coliseum ballpark?

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              • nevermoor Nov 12,2010 9:44 am || Up

                Because corporations are looking to impress employees/clients who don’t always care that much about baseball, but like to say they caught a game in great seats.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  34. nevermoor Nov 11,2010 10:06 am
    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • MikeV Nov 11,2010 1:45 pm || Up

      Both sides’ initial reaction of “What? Huh. Oh, I guess.” made me think the same thing.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • monkeyball Nov 11,2010 1:48 pm || Up

        /ballpark site dispute

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • sslinger Nov 11,2010 3:20 pm || Up

      Was listening to 960 and one of the guys on (Roxie?) said the one clear winner is David De Jesus.

      • nevermoor Nov 11,2010 3:21 pm || Up

        I don’t think that’s right.

        His numbers will go down.

        If it’s anyone it’s Mazzaro who will certainly start as long as he’s healthy. But then, his ERA will go up.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • sslinger Nov 11,2010 4:32 pm || Up

          His numbers may go down, but he gets to wear white shoes!

          • nevermoor Nov 11,2010 4:40 pm || Up

            Black cleats are for losers!

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • Leopold Bloom Nov 12,2010 7:50 am || Up

              I read that somewhere.

              • nevermoor Nov 12,2010 9:44 am || Up

                You’ve been in my condo?!?

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Leopold Bloom Nov 12,2010 9:48 am || Up

                  maybe.

                  [slides down behind credenza]

          • whiteshoes40 Nov 12,2010 1:27 pm || Up

            …which is (or should be) the dream of every Major League player.

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