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Mid-November Grill 247

Syndergaard is an Angel, on a 1-year deal. That’s a lot of money for a guy who has pitched 2 innings in the last 2 years.

Renato Nunez is a Ham Fighter. (Yeah, yeah, I know.)

Jon Gruden is an asshole.

Rhesus macaques

247 thoughts on “Mid-November Grill

  1. 5Aces Nov 16,2021 10:07 am

    I find the whole Gruden fiasco questionable. How just these leaked sure reeks of something and I think if others were ever released we would end up seeing more people saying things just as bad.

    But your original point stands and really stood before any of us knew the emails existed.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • andeux Nov 16,2021 10:21 am || Up

      For sure someone wanted to embarrass him, but it’s not clear what’s actionable about that, and his specific complaint about the motive and timing seems to be BS.

      TINSTAAFK
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 16,2021 11:08 am || Up

        Yeah, when you’re pretty much nailed cold in writing being a racist/sexist/asshole, best to STFU. You’re not going to reframe that narrative.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. andeux Nov 16,2021 10:07 am

    In other news, I am day-to-day with flu-like symptoms after yesterday’s booster. I didn’t have much of a reaction after the two shots in the spring. Hurray for a working immune system?

    TINSTAAFK
    • colin Nov 16,2021 11:06 am || Up

      I was sort of disappointed that I had no adverse reaction to my booster. I assume that I must have antibodies, but???

      • andeux Nov 16,2021 12:12 pm || Up

        TINSTAAFK
        • colin Nov 16,2021 2:57 pm || Up

          This is why I don’t go anywhere

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 16,2021 3:23 pm || Up

          People still…still!…don’t understand that masks mostly protect other people, not the wearer. If you want a mask to keep yourself safe it has to be an N95 equivalent.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • ptbnl Nov 16,2021 3:45 pm || Up

            I read that as “other people not wearing masks, and giving me grief for mine, infected me”.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Nov 16,2021 11:55 am || Up

      my booster tomorrow is in doubt as one of my clients that i was face to face with for about 15 minutes friday has tested positive.

      He has been in jail since august. Also, it’s the third time he has tested positive since mid 2020

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Nov 17,2021 1:36 pm || Up

        cancelled booster, had covid test.

        Got yelled at by 2 judges because I was on zoom and not live. I had to rmind them that they were informed of who was exposed.

        Everything is so dumb

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Nov 20,2021 2:18 pm || Up

      24 hours later, I have no reaction to the booster (all three Pfizer) except for the sore arm of a True Athletic.

      Watching Sonny Dykes’ SMU team reprise so many of his Cal teams’ performances in today’s game at Cincinnati is giving me nasty flashbacks and turning my stomach a bit though.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • colin Nov 22,2021 6:52 am || Up

        It was a good weekend for Cincinnati’s playoff hopes. Oregon loss probably mattered more than crushing SMU.

  3. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 16,2021 11:35 am

    Was disappointed with lack of poo-flinging in the monkey article.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  4. Glorious Mundy Nov 16,2021 11:41 am

    Checking in on CONCACAF qualifying halfway through the final round, it’s the USA, Mexico, and Canada holding down the automatic spots, with Panama just three points off the top and in the playoff spot. The other four teams are pretty well adrift at this point. The last set of matches in 2021 is today, with the group reconvening for six more matches between late January and March.

    The USA is in Kingston to face Jamaica at 2 pm in front of a crowd restricted to 5,000 due to COVID. To my eyes, Jamaica has the best shot of the bottom four to make a late run at qualifying. They’ve added some good players from the English Premier League during this process, but they play a little like they just met before the game.

    Game of the day should be Canada-Mexico. Canada looked good in drawing with Mexico on the road, and in a wonderful bit of gamesmanship they have scheduled today’s return match outdoors in Edmonton, where it is currently snowing and where gametime temps should be in the high teens. That one may not look much like soccer, but it’s still a must watch

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 16,2021 5:35 pm || Up

      The Telemundo crew has the big puffy jackets for the live Edmonton pregame.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 16,2021 5:38 pm || Up

        But I will be watching my first Tar Heels game of the year, on road at College of Charleston. New UNC coach Hubert Davis also went to the same high school as me.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Nov 16,2021 7:24 pm || Up

        Canada just went up 2-0 and they celebrated by jumping into a snow drift. This is fabulous.

  5. Glorious Mundy Nov 16,2021 11:47 am

    “Soviet-style character assassination”

    Are they erasing him from the pictures with Al and Mark?

  6. Future Ed Nov 16,2021 11:57 am

    I dread the takes when this happens

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces Nov 16,2021 12:54 pm || Up

      And see it shouldnt be that way. Going and playing at your AAA park is a simple time-honored tradition. But because of the morons calling the shots it is going to be a disaster. I guess Kaval wil get a huge traffic bump on all of his tweets during the games.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  7. elcroata Nov 17,2021 2:14 am

    Man, the Warriors are such a joy to watch. Also, can I commit to watch 30 minutes of James Harden dribbling at the top of the key and shooting free throws and just get it over with?

    Because survival is insufficient
  8. elcroata Nov 17,2021 2:16 am

    Man, you have too many guns and very strange laws

    The Police Fatally Shot a Young Girl. Two Teenagers Are Charged With Murder.
    After two teenage boys exchanged gunfire outside a football game in a Philadelphia suburb, the police opened fire and killed an 8-year-old girl. Now the teenagers are charged with a crime.

    also…

    In one case, in 2019 in Phoenix, police officers pulled over a car because they suspected the four occupants of committing a robbery. When one of them fled, the police shot him dead. The three others were charged with murder, while the police were not held accountable.

    Because survival is insufficient
    • elcroata Nov 17,2021 2:23 am || Up

      In the same vein.

      Prosecutors argued it was clear that Mr. Rittenhouse’s possession of the gun was illegal and that the jury should be asked to decide on the charge. The defense lawyers argued that the statute barring “possession of a dangerous weapon by a person under 18” did not apply in this case.

      The statute says it applies to minors carrying a rifle or shotgun only if they are not in compliance with at least one additional statute. Those include the regulation of “hunting and use of firearms by persons under 16 years of age,” and the prohibition of rifles with barrels less than 16 inches long.

      Mr. Rittenhouse was 17 at the time of the shootings. The judge threw out the charge after nobody in court disputed the length of the gun’s barrel.

      Because survival is insufficient
      • Future Ed Nov 17,2021 1:34 pm || Up

        yeah. you understand correctly

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 17,2021 10:25 am

    Are folks following the Cal Falcons drama? Grinnell was found injured few weeks ago, by a rival male who has since been attempting to move in with Annie. Grinnell now set for release back in a few hours. Will he vie to regain his mate and nest? Exciting!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  10. Future Ed Nov 18,2021 9:39 am

    Real life guy you are playing in a movie doesn’t like your look and prevents you from using his name? Well, can’t do it this time, can you?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Nov 18,2021 9:59 am || Up

      Heh.
      I don’t think Hill is a good actor at all, but apparently the surviving band members (plus one of Garcia’s daughters) are all involved with it.

      TINSTAAFK
  11. andeux Nov 18,2021 11:15 am

    RIP Dave Frishberg

    TINSTAAFK
  12. Glorious Mundy Nov 18,2021 11:58 am

    Just a little off-season lockout. What could go wrong.

  13. Glorious Mundy Nov 18,2021 2:12 pm

    Wish we could afford to afford to do things like this, but we just don’t have the same financial means as the Rays I guess.

    • Future Ed Nov 18,2021 6:55 pm || Up

      My guess is that arb and free agency years are going to be cut back by the CBA and the back end of this contract are going to be expensive looking in 2021, but not so bad in 2027 when the dodgers are paying his salary after dumping a ton of 65 prospects for him.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 18,2021 7:30 pm || Up

      If the A’s made such a deal and it went all Pujolsy we wouldn’t contend for another 10 years.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • andeux Nov 18,2021 7:49 pm || Up

        Pujols with the Angels was for ages 32-41 (or maybe 34-43).
        Franco is 20.
        He could get hurt, of course, but there is such thing as being too risk averse.

        TINSTAAFK
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 19,2021 11:25 am || Up

          That’s true of course, but when such an investment would represent half your budget the risk of ruin becomes substantially larger, and one’s definition of acceptable risk needs to reflect that.

          Of course my definition is that billionaires can acceptably risk hundreds of millions and if Fisher needs to liquidate one of his mansions then fuck him.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Nov 23,2021 11:35 am || Up

      sigh

  14. Glorious Mundy Nov 19,2021 7:30 am

    So which dipshit Giants writer gave LaMonte Wade, Jr their 10th place MVP vote?

  15. Future Ed Nov 19,2021 10:42 am

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Nov 19,2021 10:48 am || Up

      I don’t get the impression BEck would stick on a team for the season. I don’t see an updated list so I don’t know how many people are on the roster

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Nov 19,2021 10:51 am || Up

        Beck is about as useful to a Major League team as Kyler Murray at this point. I could see someone giving Reed a shot in Spring Training.

    • andeux Nov 19,2021 11:11 am || Up

      With 13 free agents (and other guys like Moll, Bolt and maybe Manchin who could be jettisoned) there is plenty of space on the roster.

      Diaz is a 20-year-old who put up pretty good numbers at high-A Lansing, mostly playing 3B. Seems like a stretch to stick on a major league roster, but definitely an interesting prospect.
      (Beck also played at Lansing, and didn’t hit at all.)

      Juan pitched mostly at low-A Stockton plus a bit at Lansing, but with 40 K in 27 innings I can see why you’d want to protect him.

      Reed was on our radar with some defensive gems in spring training, plus a couple of big hits, but he’s 26 and has never really hit apart from one year at high-A in 2018. Doesn’t look like a real prospect at all.

      I’m a little more surprised by Howard. I think he was always considered a low-ceiling prospect, and had pretty bad numbers at Las Vegas, but that doesn’t mean much, and we (and just about everyone) could always use more pitching.

      TINSTAAFK
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 19,2021 11:16 am || Up

        I’m good with jettisoning Manchin, preferably by catapult.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • andeux Nov 19,2021 11:20 am || Up

          I guess I meant to write Machin, but that too.

          TINSTAAFK
  16. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 19,2021 11:17 am

    Murdering protestors is legal in Wisconsin, good to know.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux Nov 19,2021 12:02 pm || Up

      Sad, but not surprising. And sad that it is not surprising.
      It’s the same logic used by so many violent policemen, and by George Zimmerman, and in many states getting blessed for civilians by “stand your ground” laws: show up armed, start a fight, and then claim self-defense, or the even more nebulous fear for your life (often the fear being that the other person might get control of your weapon) after you shoot the person with whom you started the fight. Just another consequence of our national firearm fetish.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy Nov 19,2021 12:09 pm || Up

        100 this. FKing depressing.

        And of course there’s also the fact that a large chunk of the right in this country harbors violent fantasies of finally getting to use those guns they’ve been fetishizing to kill their fellow Americans. They’re not even afraid to say it in public anymore, what with the many not just arguing Rittenhouse’s homicides were technically justified by his subjective belief, but that he is actually some kind of hero for the totality of his choices that day.

        • Future Ed Nov 19,2021 12:27 pm || Up

          This was always going to be a tough conviction.

          If I had the facts of the Rittenhouse, albeit with a better client, I wouldn’t mind trying it. With a couple of breaks you could win. Of course in this trial the defense go gifts to go along with breaks, so the outcome was a foregone conclusion.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Glorious Mundy Nov 19,2021 12:30 pm || Up

            albeit with a better client

            I suspect with a better client you don’t get the breaks you need.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 19,2021 12:27 pm || Up

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • elcroata Nov 19,2021 11:25 pm || Up

        Yeah – it’s just mind-boggling that we are neither surprised nor outraged. And that this is surely more so the trigger for more idiots to act like he did than to seriously overhaul the legal system.

        Because survival is insufficient
    • elcroata Nov 19,2021 11:29 pm || Up

      And rich white admitted rapist don’t go to jail

      Because survival is insufficient
  17. Future Ed Nov 19,2021 2:24 pm

    Yeah, right

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 19,2021 2:57 pm || Up

      He goes on to quote Kaval saying they’re down to 2-3 Vegas-area sites and are negotiating with those land owners too. They also own half the Oakland Coliseum land. Rich guy parking cash in real estate, who cares.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • andeux Nov 19,2021 3:40 pm || Up

        Speaking of which, this week the Oakland city council entered into some sort of agreement for potential development at the Coliseum site (choosing Robert Bobb’s group over Dave Stewart’s) and then I saw this where some Las Vegas TV station seems to get it completely wrong, thinking that means development of a new ballpark.

        (Actually, what happened to the A’s plans for housing at the Coliseum site? Is that not part of their plans anymore?)

        TINSTAAFK
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 19,2021 4:40 pm || Up

          The ENA with Bobb’s group lets them try to assemble something for Oakland’s 50% of the Coliseum site, then come back in a year (always longer) and pitch the City on the deal. WNBA is way more likely (the arena will still exist), NFL expansion distant second to anchor a deal which as advertised would include a black-owned business district and housing. Good detail here. Decent concept, we’ll see if they can make it work. Oakland often enters ENAs that in the end amount to nothing…remember the Wayans Brothers? It’s more about the local pols placating the East Oakland site diehards with the chance of some sports team. I note staff did not endorse the ENA.

          The A’s plans for the land are build housing only in the sense that housing conveys the highest return, in practice they’d just sell/lease their rights, but useful to hold while still negotiating the HT deal.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Future Ed Nov 19,2021 4:44 pm || Up

            Just build a superblock around it MSG style.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Nov 19,2021 3:21 pm || Up

      Hard to read this as anything but “we need something in the news about how Vegas is still a thing.”

      Kaval didn’t specify where the land is located, but noted the bid to try to secure a site signals things are getting more serious on the Southern Nevada stadium front.

      “We’re kind of moving from a phase of research/data gathering to action around a final site,” Kaval told the Review-Journal Friday afternoon. “That’s really important because the site selection is a really critical path to keep the process moving forward to where we could have a holistically blessed project.”

      • Future Ed Nov 19,2021 4:44 pm || Up

        what a bad liar.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 19,2021 5:11 pm || Up

          Funny thing is Kaval arrived as a good liar, but in marketing no one calls you on it.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Nov 19,2021 5:26 pm || Up

        The same day Oakland announced it’s secured a whole bunch of the infrastructure funding to connect JLS and the waterfront to downtown. And what a coincidence that the A’s are saying they’ll be announcing a Vegas site “early next year” which happens to be when Libby says the Council will vote.

        “We think it’s a really positive development,” said Dave Kaval, the president of the A’s. “We are really encouraged by it. It puts us closer to getting this project in front of the council for a binding vote.”

        Kaval said the team is still pursuing “parallel paths” for a potential move to Las Vegas and has narrowed down its list of possible sites in southern Nevada. The team is currently negotiating with landowners and has made one offer.

        “That’s moving pretty quickly,” Kaval said.

        The city expects to complete the final environmental review of the project by next month, but it’s not clear when it will be released. Schaaf said Friday that she expects the project to go for a final vote before the City Council early next year.

        • Future Ed Nov 19,2021 7:37 pm || Up

          “this baseball sized parcel, I offer you $1,000! Don’t answer me now, Wait at least 6 weeks”

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Glorious Mundy Nov 22,2021 10:32 am || Up

            That’s enough for this parcel, apparently.

            • Soaker Nov 22,2021 10:58 am || Up

              Taking that proposal at face value for a few seconds, which I think is more than this exercise deserves:

              That AAA ballpark is in a great location for a AAA team that caters primarily to locals. It benefits from synergy with the adjacent “Downtown Summerlin” upscale shopping and restaurant complex.

              The property mentioned in the article, “just west of the 215 Beltway and Summerlin Parkway”, is a couple miles north of there, on the other side of the freeway. There is no existing retail development in that location. What the A’s would get would be a stadium way out in the suburbs, next to a freeway and surrounded by acres of asphalt parking lots but not much else.

              Riley said Summerlin would be a great fit for a team and stadium because the A’s wouldn’t have to rely on tourists to fill seats during an 81-game home season.

              “I’ve told the A’s this, they’re much better served to be in a residential area, because they’ve gotta get (fans to) 81 games,” Riley said. “You’re not going to get that from tourists on the Strip.”

              Riley noted the ease of access to the land near the Beltway and Summerlin Parkway.

              “You could bet fans (on) from North Las Vegas, fans from Henderson and other areas that probably won’t want to go to the Strip,” Riley said. “Coming from the 215 allows easy access, as does the Summerlin Parkway. … Quite frankly, people on the Strip are probably not going to be your hometown fan base.”

              Yeah, sure, that would attract locals in what would be the smallest market in MLB, but it would be difficult to get tourists out there, and tourist money is the only sensible reason for going to Vegas.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 22,2021 12:02 pm || Up

                I don’t see how an MLB park pencils out in any Vegas-area site. Not enough locals or tourists to even partially fill the stands for 81 dates a year. Not to mention the oppressive heat.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • 5Aces Nov 22,2021 12:55 pm || Up

                  So looking through B-Ref it looks like LV averaged around 6,800 a game in 2021. Now obviously a MLB club get a bit of a lift from that and maybe an enclosed (though I seem to remember that wasnt the plan) stadium might help a bit too. But is it going to be 2-3x as much when you also are probably jumping the prices significantly? I dont think so.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Soaker Nov 22,2021 3:21 pm || Up

                  I didn’t think the NHL would succeed in Vegas but *so far* the Golden Knights have done pretty well in the on-Strip location. They got a quick bump from an appearance in the Stanley Cup finals, we’ll see how that looks in years 11-15 but right now it’s a thumbs-up.

                  I do think baseball will have a Vegas team by the end of the decade, whether it’s the A’s, Rays or an expansion team when they go to 32, and the ballpark will be an on-Strip retractable roof. MLB won’t get the taxpayer money the Raiders got but the casino resorts have an incentive for financial participation to fill rooms and their casinos during the summer slow season.

                  5Aces, MLB attendance at a ballpark on the Strip can’t be extrapolated from minor league attendance in Summerlin; that’s apples and oranges.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • 5Aces Nov 23,2021 6:37 am || Up

                  Agreed. I was going off of the Summerlin info above-and even then I know there are caveats. But yes if it is right on the strip that changes things because casual fans can now go with little to no effort. I still worry you see the issue the Raiders are supposedly already seeing of the stadium being a mix of the other team’s fans and comps from a casino. But Fisher, Manfred, etc wont care as long as the checks clear.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Englishmajor Nov 20,2021 1:39 am || Up

      Well, as we all know, once the A’s have bought a piece of land, that’s it.

      • Englishmajor Nov 20,2021 1:48 am || Up
        • Englishmajor Nov 20,2021 1:52 am || Up

          Okay, maybe they would do a little shopping around, but if it gets to the point of putting down earnest money and paying an annual fee, obviously no bunch of savvy business people would do that if it wasn’t a done deal.

          • sslinger Nov 20,2021 12:33 pm || Up

            If I didn’t know you were a savvy veteran journalist I might think you were mocking the A’s ownership.

            Also, FYI, I got Covid in St. Paul, so be careful if you go back home. I learned after the fact that MN is having one of the worst upticks in the country.

            • Englishmajor Nov 22,2021 2:14 am || Up

              Yeah, it’s bad. I’m not going until things settle down a bit – as much as I really want to see Dayton’s Christmas windows, returned from the dead,

              • sslinger Nov 22,2021 2:37 pm || Up

                I’m blaming it on the woman I talked to who went to Irondale.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 20,2021 4:56 pm || Up

            Awesome.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Englishmajor Nov 22,2021 2:16 am || Up

        The first story from 2006 is co-bylined by a now-colleague of mine who was in her first year at the Chronicle when she wrote it – she was astonished when U sent it to her.

    • Soaker Dec 1,2021 3:10 pm || Up

      This week’s installment of the R-J’s Mr. Akers waving his Green and Gold pom-poms:


      I do think that’s a site where a MLB stadium could be successful.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Dec 1,2021 3:17 pm || Up

        A leak by someone to CNBC with a no comment from the team. OK.

        • Soaker Dec 2,2021 7:55 pm || Up

          Interesting coincidence about this: Bally’s has also taken over operation of the casino resort that has been known as “Montbleu” up here; the re-branding as “Bally’s Lake Tahoe” is taking place this month. That property also has a sports and entertainment facility currently under construction on a front corner of the property, in this case a minor-league type arena that will seat 4200 for basketball, hockey, etc. and up to 6000 with floor space for concerts. I saw the first structural steel going in when I passed by yesterday. The Events Center is supposed to open in January 2023.

          That will be nice because we don’t have a large venue other than the temporary bleacher setup behind Harvey’s that is only usable during the summer. The casino showrooms don’t hold enough customers to attract top acts, and it’s funny sometimes driving through and seeing the upcoming shows on the marquees. Outside of summer now there’s an awful lot of ABBAcadabra, The Pettybreakers and one I also saw yesterday, Three Dog Night…(!). 6000 capacity isn’t going to bring in the superstars but we’ll do better than the cover bands and the county fair type retreads, and that’s going to fill rooms and casinos during slower periods.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  18. andeux Nov 19,2021 3:42 pm


    – Former top prospect, then missed three years with four arm surgeries
    – Out of options
    – Relative of Mike Marshall

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Nov 19,2021 4:42 pm || Up

      the guy who went out with belinda Carlise or the 104 inning reliever

      Because if the former, cool, if the latter, wha’ happen?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • andeux Nov 19,2021 5:26 pm || Up

        The pitcher (106 games, 208 innings, and the Cy Young in 1974).

        B-R says nephew, wikipedia says “Marshall taught the screwball to his cousin, Brent Honeywell Sr., who taught it to his son, Brent Honeywell Jr.”
        A couple paragraphs after the one about his theories that he “believes could completely eradicate pitching-arm injuries.”

        TINSTAAFK
  19. Glorious Mundy Nov 20,2021 8:55 am

    Manchester United is the best comedy on TV right now.

    • ptbnl Nov 20,2021 4:27 pm || Up

      Bad news, looks like this season of the the show is finally over.

      Good news, a new season starts next weekend.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • ptbnl Nov 21,2021 9:09 am || Up

      YouTube’s attempt to auto-subtitle the commentary has been throwing up some bizarre attempts recently. United/Watford included:

      “the three-headed shoot school anything you decided that be too higher it’s a go”
      (Free header, should score, anything he decided – David de Gea – it’s a goal)

      “there’s water in the show 100ft into a turtle lay”
      (Ismaila Sarr puts his penalty disappointment firmly behind him)

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  20. Soaker Nov 20,2021 7:08 pm

    Between the A’s and Cal the last three months have been relentless sports suck around here. Taking the Axe back is a nice moment of redemption.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Englishmajor Nov 22,2021 2:19 am || Up
      • batgirl Nov 22,2021 11:01 am || Up

        Oof. That dancing may be worse than losing the axe.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 22,2021 12:03 pm || Up

          It also makes me unreasonably happy that Kaval got crappy seats.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Soaker Nov 23,2021 12:45 pm || Up

            College football had family-friendly pricing not that long ago. No more. Cal had sold a fair number of tickets for the USC game at a minimum of $50 for end zone to $100 and up once you get around the corner of the end zone to the sideline side. That game was scheduled on Nov. 13 with a nice 12:30 p.m. kickoff. It succumbed to Cal’s Covid issue and was rescheduled for December 4 with a family-unfriendly and City of Berkeley-unfriendly kickoff time of 8:00 p.m. (gotta get that TV money and that’s where Fox could squeeze a rescheduled game onto FS1). I’ll be expecting some e-mails offering cut-rate deals for that in the next week or so.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 27,2021 1:28 pm || Up

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Soaker Nov 27,2021 3:19 pm || Up

          Meanwhile Stephen Piscotty will cash checks* amounting to nearly 1/5 of the reported budgeted 2022 payroll.

          *The only way they could dump Piscotty’s contract would be to “throw in” Tyler Soderstrom in a Luzardo-for-Marte type deal.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Future Ed Nov 27,2021 5:26 pm || Up

            why didn’t they do that in the marte deal!

            I suspect lowrie will be standing near 2nd next year

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • andeux Nov 27,2021 5:30 pm || Up

              I was thinking Jed might retire. He was a fine pickup for the first half, but really faded.

              TINSTAAFK
              • ptbnl Nov 27,2021 5:57 pm || Up

                So someone else will sign him for the first half and the A’s will pick him up at the break.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  21. elcroata Nov 21,2021 11:47 am

    The Bills falling apart in every possible way

    Because survival is insufficient
  22. Soaker Nov 21,2021 1:48 pm

    If Kyler Murray were a couple years into a successful career as an Oakland Athletic that commercial where he’s telling Tebow he “can’t handle the curve” would be better.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  23. Soaker Nov 23,2021 12:02 pm

    The A’s must have told Christenson he’s not going to be the new manager. I’m betting it will be Shooty Babitt.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • andeux Nov 23,2021 1:07 pm || Up

      Rotating day laborer managers picked up on street corners in East Oakland.

      TINSTAAFK
      • 5Aces Nov 23,2021 2:50 pm || Up

        If anyone would ever try an updated version of the College of Coaches…

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Soaker Nov 23,2021 3:38 pm || Up

        While Shooty is obviously facetious, the A’s have never had a person of color in that job. They’re overdue, which is a reason I think it won’t be Kotsay.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 23,2021 4:34 pm || Up

          Agreed, and also I’m not a huge Kotsay fan, I can’t get past the Christopher Walken vibe.

          The A’s job presents the old problem, though, that POCs seeking their first manager jobs tend to only get a chance with bad teams, then get saddled with a losing record.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Future Ed Nov 23,2021 5:25 pm || Up

            I thought we already agreed it was going to be tony kemp

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • nevermoor Dec 17,2021 4:13 pm || Up

              Ron Washington is available, no?

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • Glorious Mundy Nov 24,2021 9:19 am || Up

            Coco Crisp will be ready by the time the A’s have good players again.

    • Glorious Mundy Dec 3,2021 12:02 pm || Up

      I guess he passed the audition.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 3,2021 2:34 pm || Up

        I can’t really explain why but I wish Kotsay had gone with Bob and Christianson had stayed in Oakland.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  24. Glorious Mundy Nov 24,2021 9:18 am

    • colin Nov 24,2021 9:28 am || Up

      Chen looks appropriately enthusiastic in that photo

      • Glorious Mundy Nov 24,2021 9:31 am || Up

        “Why am I wearing this jersey the team doesn’t use anymore? Did they just have an extra one lying around? Is this team really THAT cheap?”

  25. sslinger Nov 25,2021 12:09 pm

    Happy Thanksgiving FKers!

    • Soaker Nov 25,2021 12:26 pm || Up

      Yes, Happy Thanksgiving! We would give thanks for some snow. It’s dang close to beach weather up here all this weekend and beyond.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Soaker Dec 10,2021 8:11 pm || Up

        I *am told* Tahoe did finally get some snow, and much more, to be measured in feet, is expected over the next several days.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 10,2021 9:03 pm || Up

          Hah hah that is awesome, I am badly overdue for some island time.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Nov 25,2021 12:39 pm || Up

      Thank FK for FKers.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • andeux Nov 25,2021 12:45 pm || Up

      Happy pie day.

      TINSTAAFK
  26. 5Aces Nov 26,2021 7:45 am

    We’ve made it into the holiday season. The Aces family actually ate at almost dinner time last night. No one had to go to work and no one was going shopping since almost everything was closed (as it should be).

    Now we holiday-Im thinking about breaking out the perfect Christmas candle even if it is going to be almost 80 today.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 26,2021 8:36 am || Up

      Happy FKing Holidays to all!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  27. Glorious Mundy Nov 26,2021 9:11 am

    Today in draws:

    -One determined either Italy or Portugal (or both) will miss the World Cup

    -One was played in the opening game of the chess world championship match

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 27,2021 11:12 am || Up

      Maybe the first one screwed up Magnus’s World Cup fantasy league team.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 1,2021 9:48 am || Up

      Magnus has now played 19 straight draws in classical over three title defenses. He’s basically turned it into a world championship of rapid chess, where he dominates.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 1,2021 5:50 pm || Up

        Sounds like a Nepo misplay cost him a chance to win one today.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • elcroata Dec 1,2021 11:52 pm || Up

        Yeah, let them start with rapid, then move to blitz and bullet

        Because survival is insufficient
      • Glorious Mundy Dec 3,2021 8:20 am || Up

        Magnus traded his queen for Nepo’s two rooks today. This may end up another draw but it’s an interesting one at least.

        • elcroata Dec 3,2021 9:49 am || Up

          It’s a great game!

          Because survival is insufficient
          • Glorious Mundy Dec 3,2021 10:00 am || Up

            Yeah, I’m loving this one. The players appear to be suffering mightily.

          • Glorious Mundy Dec 3,2021 10:08 am || Up

            Everyone seems confused about why Nepo abandoned his passed pawn that was bogging Magnus’ rooks down. May have been a big blunder.

            • elcroata Dec 3,2021 10:11 am || Up

              Yeah, that seemed like a way to a draw

              Because survival is insufficient
              • Glorious Mundy Dec 3,2021 11:37 am || Up

                Seven hours into this game now. Both have been playing under significant time trouble at times, especially Magnus. This may end up a draw by exhaustion.

                • Glorious Mundy Dec 3,2021 12:06 pm || Up

                  Queen vs. Rook, Knight, and two connected pawns is an interesting endgame. Magnus thinks there has to be a win here, but he has so little time on the clock to think.

                • elcroata Dec 3,2021 12:09 pm || Up

                  Drama!

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • Glorious Mundy Dec 3,2021 12:16 pm || Up

                  I think he found the win. Magnus is something else, man.

                • elcroata Dec 3,2021 12:21 pm || Up

                  That was thrilling. Nepo had this smirk briefly before the last time control, like “you had your chance, but I got this now”. But, it’s so hard to basically play rapid vs. Magnus, after seven hours of grueling chess

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • Glorious Mundy Dec 3,2021 12:25 pm || Up

                  Nepo looked like he had been through hell by the end. Magnus also looked wiped out, but he just kept blitzing out accurate moves until it was done. Really amazing stuff.

                • Glorious Mundy Dec 3,2021 3:00 pm || Up

                  I like the graphs Five Thirty Eight is doing that track the computer evaluation after each move. This one was very spiky, with a period right around the first time control where it was dead even.

                • ptbnl Dec 5,2021 9:07 am || Up

                  Looks like Magnus has broken Nepo. After the relentless precision and tiny advantages of the previous games, today’s was a shocker.

                  Not sure how Nepo now gets past the thought “All I have to do is win 2 of 6 against the GOAT to get to blitz, where he’s the even GerOAT”

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • elcroata Dec 5,2021 9:13 am || Up

                  Yup, I think either one of us could have taken over ten moves prior to the resignation ant brought it home

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • Glorious Mundy Dec 5,2021 9:51 am || Up

                  I would have blundered into a perpetual or something.

                • Glorious Mundy Dec 14,2021 3:11 pm || Up
      • Glorious Mundy Dec 7,2021 7:27 am || Up

        Nepo used the rest day to get his man bun cut off and to prepare a fresh c4 opening.

        And now he appears to have just blundered into another loss, according to Caruana and the chess.com commentators.

        • ptbnl Dec 7,2021 8:32 am || Up

          Yeah – that was a bizarre move. Trapping the bishop was hardly deeply hidden.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • Glorious Mundy Dec 7,2021 8:35 am || Up

            Even I saw that he couldn’t do what he did before he did it. The commentators all went “oh no!!!” In unison when he did it.

      • ptbnl Dec 8,2021 12:47 pm || Up

        3 down with 5 to play, settling for the draw in game 10 smells like trying to keep the losing score respectable rather than trying to win and risking a blow-out.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • ptbnl Dec 10,2021 7:47 am || Up

          … though I guess it’s a better strategy than the blundering-with-white alternative he seems to be specializing in.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • Glorious Mundy Dec 10,2021 8:39 am || Up

            He really collapsed mentally after that epic first win for Magnus. Hard to watch.

            • ptbnl Dec 10,2021 10:05 am || Up

              Yup – the flip from the extraordinary precision of the first 5 draws to the blunders after the loss has been shocking. It really did a number on him.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  28. Future Ed Nov 26,2021 5:49 pm

    oh my god, he is going to go broke

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  29. elcroata Nov 28,2021 1:17 pm

    It’s gonna be Brady vs. Belichick in the Super Bowl, isn’t it?

    Because survival is insufficient
    • elcroata Jan 16,2022 2:41 am || Up

      Feels so good to be wrong

      Because survival is insufficient
      • ptbnl Jan 23,2022 3:40 pm || Up

        And even better to be doubly wrong.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  30. andeux Nov 28,2021 2:07 pm

    Speaking of yuck.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy Nov 28,2021 2:24 pm || Up

      Less yuck than the Giants at least.

      Good for Marcus getting that many years. Looking forward to the Rangers salary dumping him to us in 2026.

      • batgirl Nov 29,2021 11:57 am || Up

        OH god if Marcus wound up with the Giants I would have just walked straight into the Bay and never come back.

  31. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 28,2021 7:01 pm
    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Nov 28,2021 8:13 pm || Up

      That one and

      December 16, 2004: Traded by the Oakland Athletics to the Atlanta Braves for Juan Cruz, Dan Meyer and Charles Thomas.

      Just wait till you see what they get for the package of Olson and Bassitt though.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • sslinger Nov 29,2021 11:24 am || Up

      LOL:

      Kendall Graveman being passed around the AL West like a blunt

  32. Glorious Mundy Nov 29,2021 12:35 pm

    • andeux Nov 29,2021 12:41 pm || Up

      We also haven’t traded anyone yet!

      TINSTAAFK
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 29,2021 3:02 pm || Up

        Collusion thought of the day: MLB has encouraged teams before the lockout starts to ink high-value free agents but to avoid budget cutting trades, so they can say “look we’re spending so much money!”

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • colin Nov 30,2021 7:27 am || Up

    • andeux Nov 29,2021 1:39 pm || Up


      We could project as a last-place team, even before trading anyone.

      TINSTAAFK
      • ptbnl Nov 29,2021 1:42 pm || Up

        So they play Semien at 2nd?

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • 5Aces Nov 29,2021 3:57 pm || Up

          And Kiner-Falefa to 3rd? Catcher??

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Soaker Nov 29,2021 5:56 pm || Up

          Reading through the Texas media that does sound like the answer. Semien and Seager are both with Scott Boras now so Marcus didn’t get blindsided by the Seager signing. If playing SS were the priority for him I bet there were some reasonable offers.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • colin Nov 30,2021 7:30 am || Up

          That’s where he played with the Blue Jays this past season (1246 innings at 2B vs 134 at SS).

          • ptbnl Nov 30,2021 7:49 am || Up

            Sure, but since he can play short and they’re throwing a bunch of money at him I’d imagined they’d be playing him there.

            Short of working through Cot’s team by team, how do I find the the league-wide 2b salaries?

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • ptbnl Nov 30,2021 7:59 am || Up

            This from 2019 is the best I can find without a subscription.

            It does include the fantastic nugget that Robinson Cano cost the Mets $4B/WAR!

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Soaker Nov 29,2021 5:31 pm || Up

        Even with Gray the Rangers risk replicating the formula that has held Mike Trout to three postseason games in eleven years.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • andeux Nov 29,2021 5:46 pm || Up

          The Semien signing in particular is kind of weird, because even with these additions I’m not sure they are a contender in the short term, and he is not young.
          Then again, at this point I would rather have an owner who spent money unwisely than one who won’t spend money at all.

          TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Nov 29,2021 5:21 pm || Up


      Your move, Mr. Fisher.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Soaker Nov 29,2021 5:40 pm || Up

        Mr. Fisher: “I’m on it!!”

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Glorious Mundy Nov 30,2021 2:24 pm || Up

          Boom!

  33. ptbnl Nov 29,2021 12:36 pm

    I know its only a gong, but absurd that Salah and De Bruyne are both behind Ronaldo in the Ballon d’Or voting … would anyone really want him on their team over either of the others?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  34. Future Ed Nov 29,2021 8:39 pm

    Second elections are typically better for the employer, but this one might be different

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  35. Future Ed Nov 29,2021 8:46 pm

    more ex a’s getting a payday

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Nov 30,2021 4:54 pm || Up

      Since no one has picked the low-hanging fruit yet: Stay away from the 14-year-old girls, Ryon. They’re nothing but trouble.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • ptbnl Nov 30,2021 7:46 pm || Up

      “los Cerveceros de Milwaukee”

      love it

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • elcroata Dec 2,2021 12:21 am || Up

        So do I

        Because survival is insufficient
  36. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 30,2021 12:47 pm

    Anyone else watch Get Back? Extraordinary fly-on-wall look at the process of musical genius. You probably have to be a big fan to wade through the full 8 hours, but the moments of brilliance are worth it.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Nov 30,2021 12:49 pm || Up

      Started watching it before my family members commandeered the TV from me. I found it completely riveting and am excited to…get back…into it.

      • sslinger Nov 30,2021 3:34 pm || Up

        It actually got me to order Disney+, so I’m looking forward to watching it.

    • nevermoor Dec 17,2021 4:19 pm || Up

      I really really enjoyed it. It’s so rare to see the best in the world just doing what they’re best at. Also, Ringo farted.

      (Also also, now I blame George for the breakup. Angsty post-teenager ruins best musical group.)

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Glorious Mundy Dec 17,2021 4:25 pm || Up

        That was a man with a masterpiece of a triple album just waiting to burst out of him as soon as he could get out of the toxic relationship he was in with bossy Paul and out-to-lunch John.

  37. andeux Nov 30,2021 1:12 pm
    TINSTAAFK
    • sslinger Nov 30,2021 3:36 pm || Up

      Paywalled – can you share anything? Was it like a controlled A-B test kind of thing?

      • andeux Nov 30,2021 3:50 pm || Up

        It’s kind of convoluted, but the upshot is:
        – They announced before this season that they were switching to slightly lighter, less resilient balls (which it seems they had maybe already started using some in 2020). [Both old and new are within specs according to the rules.]
        – An astrophysicist with too much time on her hands who cuts open and tests balls found both the older ones and newer ones among balls that were used this year, possibly even in the same games.
        – The league said, oh yeah, because of covid-related production issues we had to use some old stock with the newer ones.
        – But she also looked at codes in the balls themselves indicating when they were manufactured, and it seemed like even this year the production was switching between the older and newer versions.
        – Players and teams were not really informed this was happening (again, the league’s version of the story seems to dispute this), and are understandably upset upon finding out. Doolittle one of those quoted.
        – The league says it won’t happen again.

        TINSTAAFK
        • sslinger Nov 30,2021 3:54 pm || Up

          Thanks – so not a test. And once again MLB shows they can’t be trusted. Perfect.

  38. Glorious Mundy Dec 1,2021 4:11 pm

    Mexico’s new soccer crest is kind of awesome.

  39. Soaker Dec 1,2021 5:33 pm

    Well I have no idea when a new CBA might come into being. February, March, April, I’m hoping no later than May. But when it does, man am I looking forward to that deep dive into the scheduling and travel provisions.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  40. elcroata Dec 2,2021 1:17 am

    I don’t know if it was influenced more by the fact that both my parents died before they reached the retirement age or by the fact that I was nearly killed when I was 19, but I’ve always felt uneasy about wasting my life away. And although I could never really complain about my work-life balance, just like Jovanotti, I wanted more. Volevo di più. I always thought that it would be really nice if I could make some kind of change before I turn 50.

    So, with 40 days to spare, I renegotiated my contract yesterday, offering a 25% pay decrease in exchange to upping the number of the work days I can take off to 106 (I already had 42 in my previous contract). Effectively this means that I will spend four and a half months (December through mid-April) on Canary Islands where we rent a small beach house and still have a month off in summer to spend on my island in Croatia or some smaller trips. While I like money and will obviously miss it (both in short term and through the effects this move will have on my pension), I am very happy that I found the strength of conviction to make it happen. Financially, I will offset a part of it through some tennis lessons I give (I got licensed from German Olympic Committee couple of months ago), but also by living a cheaper life, which is another thing that I really wanted to do for a while. I realized how much less money I need when on the Canaries, in big part because Amazon needs 2-3 weeks to deliver there, so I don’t impulse-buy anything (and most of those purchases turn to be things I don’t really need or use). Also, seafood is a bargain there (or for free when I fish), and I eat it at least 3-4 times a week, which I really missed in Germany.

    So, I’m happy and I know it and wanted to share with you FKers.

    Because survival is insufficient
    • ptbnl Dec 2,2021 6:49 am || Up

      That’s fantastic! Will your workload actually shrink by 30% too, or will you be expected to do more work per day (and/or make it up with unpaid evenings/weekends/vacation days)?

      Mostly I love what I do (and am very aware of how lucky I am) but the fact that the work is unbounded and the deadlines relentless makes for a very poor work/life balance, which has been made all the worse by working from home where my desk is 10m from my bed.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • colin Dec 2,2021 6:59 am || Up

        I can vouch for ptbnl’s lack of work-life balance

        • ptbnl Dec 2,2021 7:51 am || Up

          I raised the issue at my annual performance review this year and was mocked by my supervisor who is doing 3 full-time director-level jobs herself.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • elcroata Dec 2,2021 7:26 am || Up

        It will. I have a new engineer under my wings who will take care of some of my stuff once I bring her up to speed.

        And it was important to me to be able to take my time off in big chunks. I have seen a danger of people working x-number of hours shorter every day, and they get a raw deal, as they don’t quite manage to get out in time. I also sensed what you said – when I’m at home and my Teams pings although I should not be available, I normally take a look and often engage. But I started combatting that in having fixed times to give tennis lessons at my club, so I force myself to leave the PC.

        Because survival is insufficient
    • batgirl Dec 2,2021 6:52 am || Up

      Good for you! I’m going through the same process myself, although in a more limited way, since I won’t be islanding anywhere! I’m really trying to figure out which clients to keep, which to pitch, and how I can really scale back my hours and force myself to take more vacation time. One of my main goals is getting as many clients as I can on a flat rate fee rather than hourly. Ever since I started working hourly, it’s just too easy to see time as money, and then just work all the time. It’s proving to be mentally unhealthy.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 2,2021 12:00 pm || Up

      Congrats, I would absolutely make that same choice if I could. Of course here in the good ole USA the lack of government-provided healthcare almost forces one to work forever. Unlike you I mostly do not enjoy my work and would love to reduce then retire, but that’s not in the cards any time soon

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Dec 2,2021 12:48 pm || Up

      This sounds like a great plan. I want to have enough money that I don’t think about or worry about it and can have a comfortable standard of living, but beyond that the utility of having more money drops very quickly. Have a wonderful time in the Canaries!

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Dec 2,2021 4:21 pm || Up

      Got into a mini argument with a judge yesterday because of “priorities.” He just mad that his generation thought work was most important.

      Anyway he also ruled against me on every motion. Such a dick

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  41. Future Ed Dec 2,2021 4:27 pm

    so I have been swamped, prepping for a trial that was dismissed the day the jury was expected in and now starting another 12/6, but I had to share my friend was just hired by google glass lady on a domestic violence case that includes her posting messages all around calling he husband a child molester and other crazy bullshit

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • nevermoor Dec 17,2021 4:21 pm || Up

      How was the second trial? I had my first COVID-era one for three weeks in November, and I’m still recovering.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Future Ed Dec 19,2021 8:17 pm || Up

        My voir dire chart was so fucked up, spent way too much time trying to figure out who was who and were they were seated. I am si used tp the block of 18 potential jurors right in front of me. Opening was hard, but closing was easy. Evidence was no different. Harder to spy on the jurors though, to see if they were taking notes.

        Good result NG on the two strikes, hung 8-4 on the third felony, guilty of a misdo. Way more tired. Don’t know if its age, masks, or being out of practice.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • nevermoor Dec 21,2021 1:21 pm || Up

          Congrats!

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  42. Glorious Mundy Dec 3,2021 1:31 pm

    Baseball owner holds important meeting with union.

  43. Glorious Mundy Dec 3,2021 3:51 pm

    School shooter with gun supplied by parents, who are now on the run from police…sad new level of America unlocked.

    • andeux Dec 3,2021 4:00 pm || Up

      Yeah, that story is really fked up.

      TINSTAAFK
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 3,2021 6:24 pm || Up

        Local sheriff knows “intuitively” that they aren’t dangerous.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • andeux Dec 3,2021 6:43 pm || Up

          TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Dec 3,2021 8:24 pm || Up

      My god, I am astounded everytime

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  44. elcroata Dec 3,2021 11:46 pm

    I really love watching GP II play. JTA, too.

    Because survival is insufficient
  45. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 5,2021 12:04 pm

    Rarified air for the football colins! All people of goodwill will be on team Bearcat.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • colin Dec 6,2021 6:51 am || Up

      First half of the AAC championship was a bit too close for comfort, but then the 3rd quarter made it clear why this team deserves its ranking. Probably they are going to get crushed by Bama, but you never know.

      • Soaker Dec 6,2021 11:17 am || Up

        Please start better than Kyler Murray’s Oklahoma team did (28-0 Alabama 2 minutes into the second quarter).

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  46. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 6,2021 9:18 am

    Bill S. Preston, Esq. knows what’s up

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  47. Soaker Dec 6,2021 4:45 pm

    It looks like a lovely December evening for football in Buffalo. My favorite is when the punter launches one that initially goes forward, then starts going straight up, then winds up going behind him.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  48. ptbnl Dec 7,2021 10:09 pm

    Atletico-Porto was not the best advertisement for the beautiful game.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  49. Glorious Mundy Dec 8,2021 8:38 am

    *bangs head against wall*

  50. Glorious Mundy Dec 8,2021 11:45 am

  51. Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2021 1:10 pm

    The Chron published an OpEd today by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. headlined “Sirhan Sirhan didn’t kill my dad,” in which he names a security guard (conveniently dead for libel purposes) as the actual killer.

    Great newspaper.

    • andeux Dec 9,2021 4:56 pm || Up

      I just saw the headline on-line, and wondered why they were giving space to an established crackpot.

      TINSTAAFK
  52. Soaker Dec 12,2021 11:10 am

    The reason to keep listening to this game would be to count Brent Musburger’s uses of “embarrassing” (three so far).

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 12,2021 11:15 am || Up

      The Raiders are comically bad so far. First snap of game a fumble for a KC TD to set the tone.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Soaker Dec 12,2021 11:43 am || Up

        I shall save battery at 35-3 and four “embarrassing”s.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  53. Glorious Mundy Dec 13,2021 8:27 am

    LOL

    Uefa were forced to redraw the last 16 of the Champions League after an error-strewn first attempt that wrongly pitted Manchester United against Villarreal, excluded them from a possible tie with Atlético Madrid and paired them with Paris Saint-Germain before Ralf Rangnick’s side landed Atlético at the second attempt.

    European football’s governing body blamed the “software of an external service provider” for an embarrassing episode that involved the first draw being declared void almost an hour and three-quarters after it started.

  54. Future Ed Dec 13,2021 7:55 pm

    I’m in trial a week, and all you fkers can talk about is chess?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Dec 14,2021 8:06 am || Up

      The good news is: we’re not complaining about what a crappy return the A’s got on the fire sale trades.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Dec 14,2021 8:26 am || Up

        Keep the lockout going forever imo.

      • andeux Dec 14,2021 9:54 am || Up

        There have been some articles about who they’re interviewing for the manager job. It seems like a bad sign that not one of us has cared enough to post or talk about it.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Soaker Dec 14,2021 11:15 am || Up

          I’m finding it difficult to view sports with any attitude other than cynicism right now. The approach of A’s ownership toward the ballpark and their apparent lack of interest in fielding a competitive team is part of it to be sure but it doesn’t end there.

          I barely watched any of the baseball postseason for lack of interest. GM’s remark about letting the lockout go on was sarcastic but I do expect it to drag on well into spring. As to the NFL I mostly follow the Raiders hoping they fail miserably and since Gruden/Ruggs they have accommodated that nicely.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 14,2021 12:45 pm || Up

      I could share my thoughts on the torments to which Mark Meadows should be subjected. Anyone know where to find a good set of thumbscrews?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Dec 15,2021 6:16 pm || Up

      Not guilty on two strikes (assault with a firearm and death threats) hung on false imprisonment and guilty on misdemeanor brandishing a weapon.

      Not bad

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 15,2021 9:04 pm || Up

        He must’ve had a good lawyer.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  55. ptbnl Dec 14,2021 4:25 pm

    Good news … my clone of Faction’s Penske File Pale Ale won best in show on Sunday.

    Bad news … one of the judges just tested positive so now I have to stay home all week.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • sslinger Dec 14,2021 4:50 pm || Up

      Hopefully you have plenty of your Penske Ale to last you through the week

      • ptbnl Dec 14,2021 4:58 pm || Up

        15 gallons, less Sunday’s dent, so I should be OK.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 14,2021 6:00 pm || Up

      Congratulations!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Dec 14,2021 7:44 pm || Up

      hey well at least your client who you sat next to 6 hours a day for a week didn’t claim he had covid yesterday

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Dec 14,2021 7:44 pm || Up

      and congratulations on the week at home

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Dec 14,2021 7:47 pm || Up

      Also, check out the k strut on my kid in the fifth video

      https://www.instagram.com/p/CXWuLMKvUgo/

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  56. ptbnl Dec 16,2021 10:01 am

    The Premier League is now facing a flood on match cancellations due to a COVID surge, while still having only 59% of players vaccinated. There needs to be some cost associated with that refusal – for example, unvaccinated players not being allowed to be counted as “unavailable” (which sets the threshold for cancellation).

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.

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