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ST 2021 Thread III 257

Happy Ides of March, everyone. Time for some roster cuts.

257 thoughts on “ST 2021 Thread III

  1. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 15,2021 9:57 am

    B team with Blaze + Bassitt

    • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 15,2021 10:29 am || Up

      really embracing the “no position” thing today

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    • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 15,2021 10:29 am || Up

      Why kozma, but at 2b?

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      • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 15,2021 10:34 am || Up

        Trying to see whether Machin can be backup SS? I’m pretty sure he can’t, but maybe they aren’t.

        • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 15,2021 10:35 am || Up

          He is going to vegas to learn to play defense, yeah?

          He can barely play second.

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  2. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 15,2021 10:28 am

    Blasé Buddy on his catch yesterday.

    “Not to be cocky or anything, but to a certain extent, it’s expected,” Reed said. “We’re in major-league spring training. Each guy out here is giving his all. Obviously, it was really cool. I was glad to do it. It happens, but you’ve got to put it in your back pocket. You’ve still got nine innings.”

    I caught a snippet of an interview he did on A’s Cast (or, I think it was him — they edit those things in a way that you often don’t hear the name and Townsend never resets for the listener) where he said he thinks of himself as a five tool player, then went through all of his attributes in each tool, then wrapped it up with “but I just try to stay humble.” I really hope he makes it.

    • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 15,2021 10:32 am || Up

      I think we see him this year for sure. I am guessing Brown breaks camp with them, but canha, laureano and piscotty will have an IL stint soon

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      • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 15,2021 10:46 am || Up

        This is probably right. The Vegas outfield of Bolt-Reed-Barerra in whatever alignment should be fun to watch run and catch and throw.

  3. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 15,2021 2:01 pm

    Ka’ai Tom is like, hold up, that guy is hitting 190

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  4. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 15,2021 2:26 pm

    Bassitt strikes out 5 in 3 2/3

    no wakls

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  5. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 15,2021 2:56 pm

    Yusmero is going to be a margin walker all season huh?

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    • andeux andeux Mar 15,2021 3:01 pm || Up

      Probably.
      He already seemed not as good last year compared to 2018-19 (his ERA was actually better, but his peripherals were all a bit worse, and I think he was worse with inherited runners).

      TINSTAAFK
    • colin colin Mar 16,2021 2:01 pm || Up

      Mandatory

      • sslinger Mar 16,2021 8:41 pm || Up

        You two would probably appreciate my lunch experience last week. I was outside at Rudy’s Can’t Fail and this older dude was talking to the waiter about “Mike”, who I assume was Dirnt. As the conversation went on the waiter took a picture of him and said he’d put it on their wall. As they kept talking it became clear the guy was Ted Falconi of Flipper.

  6. andeux andeux Mar 15,2021 3:21 pm

    Not sold on Kolarek either.

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 15,2021 8:18 pm || Up

      Two walks, a single, and a grand slam. What’s the opposite of an immaculate inning?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  7. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 15,2021 4:08 pm

    Nik Turley appears to be…non-good.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 15,2021 5:08 pm || Up

      The Scoutmaster of my troop was Mr. Turley so I assume Nik is also a gung-ho red ass.

      Scoutmaster Turley did take us to see the movie “10” in 1979, for which I will always remember him fondly.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  8. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 16,2021 9:20 am

    This looks pretty openingdayish, pending Murphy.

    • Soaker Soaker Mar 16,2021 10:34 am || Up

      Yeah, way to jinx it GM.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  9. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 16,2021 9:35 am
  10. Soaker Soaker Mar 16,2021 1:15 pm

    55 degrees in Scottsdale and a perfect, sunny 47 out here on the Bill King Deck for the DomCast.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 16,2021 1:59 pm || Up

      dom spitting fire about pitchers hitting was a surprise

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      • Soaker Soaker Mar 16,2021 2:47 pm || Up

        He doesn’t know the meaning of “anniversary” though.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  11. andeux andeux Mar 16,2021 2:04 pm

    Luzardo WoT.

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  12. Soaker Soaker Mar 16,2021 2:05 pm

    Luzardo helped the DBacks sell a few tickets today.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  13. Soaker Soaker Mar 16,2021 2:13 pm

    JED!!!

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  14. Soaker Soaker Mar 16,2021 2:24 pm

    Moreland is going to come to Oakland and do something like a .175/.250/.350, isn’t he.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  15. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 16,2021 4:15 pm

    I’m getting curious what the developmental playbook will be for Soderstrom. He’s so young, but how many years are they willing to spend trying to teach him to catch if his bat is already as advanced as it seems?

    • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 16,2021 4:29 pm || Up

      Can they just have him play first now?

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  16. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 16,2021 8:53 pm

    Hmmm

    • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 17,2021 11:37 am || Up

      It’s dangerous for Kaval to assume this is the full story (even moreso to deliver a Trumpian “sad!”). Perhaps Bleacher Dave was spewing profane invective. And I doubt the entire Task Force as an entity asked him to leave, probably one person did, and it’s not said that he was actually kicked out of the Zoom meeting. Asking people to stop being assholes in not anti-Democratic.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 17,2021 12:03 pm || Up

        BD is certainly not above a little righteous trolling, from what I’ve gathered from seeing him at AT&Oracle Park and hearing him on the KNBR phone lines.

        My underinformed guess here is that Kaval is likely correct about this group acting like a front for industry opposition, but I’m worried about what his need to go public with this stuff says about how strong the opposition is.

        • andeux andeux Mar 17,2021 12:08 pm || Up

          They’re not exactly hiding it, but this is not the first time where it has seemed like Kaval does not understand that sometimes the best messaging is to shut up.

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  17. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 17,2021 9:11 am

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux andeux Mar 17,2021 9:19 am || Up

      No Murphy, though, after they said yesterday he was expected to play today.

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      • andeux andeux Mar 17,2021 9:22 am || Up

        TINSTAAFK
    • andeux andeux Mar 17,2021 9:20 am || Up

      TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 17,2021 9:42 am || Up

        The cage got Laureano too. Dangerous in there.

        • 5Aces 5Aces Mar 17,2021 10:08 am || Up

          Were they fighting in this cage?

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 17,2021 10:26 am || Up

            One man enters no man leaves

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          • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 17,2021 10:35 am || Up

            Is this cage on Talos IV?

            • 5Aces 5Aces Mar 17,2021 11:55 am || Up

              I was actually going to post a pic from there but it didnt show up right and then work got in my way..

              Related-SNW is filming!

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 19,2021 11:31 am || Up

                Very excited about SNW. I finally watched the Short Treks eps set in that milleu, and they are delightful.

                Other random Trek thoughts while I’m at it:

                Lower Decks is a lot of fun. Making Trek that is intentionally very funny for entire episodes, and not just “Tribbles pour onto Kirk” or “Riker grins lewdly” fleeting moments is a major achievement.

                Discovery continues to be frustrating. There’s so much interesting stuff, a cast of truly top-notch actors, and a visual aesthetic and effects that I really love. But the writing can be clunky, and the stories feel rushed. It didn’t help that they spent two episodes of a too-short season essentially doing a pilot for a Michelle Yeoh spinoff, as entertaining as that was and as fantastic as she is.

                I finished my Voyager watch. It’s a lot better than I expected it to be. It never reaches the high points that TNG or DS9 hit, and the fake native american mumbo jumbo is extremely unfortunate, but it is solidly good with a bunch of characters, actors, and storytelling approaches I really liked. Went to the time travel well a little too often though.

                • 5Aces 5Aces Mar 19,2021 12:16 pm || Up

                  I was really frustrated by that Disco backdoor pilot. I’ve really seen enough of the Mirror Universe and dont need to go back unless they find something that is REALLY worth it. (my 1 idea I would want to see-find Lazarus from The Alternative Factor episode of TOS and see his mirror counterpart).

                  Thanks for the head’s up on Voyager. I’ve only seen a few here and there episodes of both DS9 and Voyager. Was starting a DS9 watch awhile back and got distracted. Maybe it is time to start again.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 19,2021 2:34 pm || Up

                  Be warned: DS9 has a mirror episode per season. They are very silly. But you can just skip ’em.

                • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 19,2021 1:56 pm || Up

                  I did something similar with Voyager a few years ago and had the same reaction. I think at the time it came out, the makeup felt silly (and the teal was too much). Plus, of course, it was no DS9. But it holds up quite well and I kept waiting for it to be hokier than it ever actually was.

                  Definitely better than I expected too.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  18. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 17,2021 12:50 pm

    This is tough

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    • AV AV Mar 17,2021 2:05 pm || Up

      watch them start selling land.

      anybody who puts “better” before the verb is more marketer than academic.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 17,2021 2:19 pm || Up

      Mills has been in trouble for a while, the pandemic didn’t cause this (though I’m sure it made things worse). I am so glad Primera declined her acceptance to a different prestige women’s college. It’s not remotely worth the debt burden, unless money is no object. Elite private education is a bubble well overdue for bursting.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • 5Aces 5Aces Mar 17,2021 2:23 pm || Up

        This. I am happy lil Miss Aces chose a CSU. I only wish I could have convinced her to go JC-UC instead.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Soaker Soaker Mar 17,2021 5:55 pm || Up

        If Primera wants to go to Harvard Law School, though, I hope Mom and Dad will chip in a little bit.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • sslinger Mar 17,2021 8:49 pm || Up

          lil ms sslinger #1 got paid to do her PHD at Harvard. From her telling, you pay through the nose to go for masters degrees but they pay you for doctorates. Don’t know about law school. Also, not for nothin, the elite private colleges have hella endowments so depending on circumstances grants can make them as affordable as state schools.

          • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 18,2021 10:13 am || Up

            Law school is extremely expensive. But for the truly elite ones, you’d have to be a complete disaster not to earn enough to pay it back.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 18,2021 10:31 am || Up

              Or to have it paid back for you while you do public interest work.

              • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 18,2021 12:18 pm || Up

                Sure. Most of my classmates who are now doing public interest work, however, did a few biglaw years first. (For reference, it appears that the first-year big law salary these days is $190k, assuming that article is accurate).

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  19. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 17,2021 1:12 pm

    first korach of the year for me

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  20. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 17,2021 1:14 pm

    You gotta give McBroom a freeby today

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  21. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 17,2021 1:17 pm

    Puk strikes out the side!!

    (also walk HR single)

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  22. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 17,2021 1:34 pm

    the benevolence of tom yawlky is probably not a wise turn of phrase, ken and ray

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    • 5Aces 5Aces Mar 17,2021 2:24 pm || Up

      Fosse the (Cle baseball team) fan fits perfect with some Yawkey love though.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  23. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 17,2021 1:38 pm

    maybe jed is right handed now?

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  24. vignette17 Mar 17,2021 5:02 pm

    Puk’s velocity was sitting low 90s today. We may have two Manaeas in the rotation instead of two Luzardos.

    • Soaker Soaker Mar 17,2021 5:43 pm || Up

      One does wonder if Puk-Beck-Murray, 3 top 10s in 3 years, is going to be a total washout.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 18,2021 6:41 am || Up

        since the moneyball draft, Chapman (21) Grey (18.8) olson (13.6) russell (10.7) Pennington (10 (does not include pitching in the playoffs)) and Doolittle (9.3 (supplemental)) are the only first rounds above/around 10 WAR. Daniel RObertson is next with 3.3. Puk is rapidly losing team control and stuck at .2

        I don’t know how this compares with others, but it seems more like a wash for the past 20 years

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        • 5Aces 5Aces Mar 18,2021 7:01 am || Up

          Their shit doesnt work in the drafts?

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • vignette17 Mar 18,2021 8:13 am || Up

          It seems like they’re quite good at picking the guys who make it to the majors. Even many of the busts get a cup of coffee. But drafting stars? Chapman/Olson possibly, but they ended a long drought.

          • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 18,2021 8:46 am || Up

            Yeah, and I’d say Murray, Beck, and Puk were all attempts to take on extra risk to stretch for a star that haven’t panned out (yet, with Puk).

  25. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 18,2021 8:59 am

  26. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 18,2021 10:41 am

    Just scheduled vaccine shot #1 through Kaiser next week!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  27. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 18,2021 10:43 am

    Sure Dave

    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 18,2021 11:25 am || Up

      Judging by Kaval’s mentions right now I made the right call not investing in FlexTix.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 18,2021 11:44 am || Up

        With exception of Opening Day, and maybe a few other high-demand games in first month or two, I suspect available seats will be plentiful.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 18,2021 12:45 pm || Up

          I’m hoping so. Some semblance of a season-tickety discount over gate in exchange for the commitment, but I’m not booking many until I’m vaccinated.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 18,2021 12:45 pm || Up

        My first attempt went fine. 4 vouchers turned into four seats in 117.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 18,2021 1:09 pm || Up

          Nice!

          • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 18,2021 1:35 pm || Up

            Indeed. (4/2, not 4/1). A bit of a delay on the tickets getting into the system, but just xferred them to my Season Ticket buddy with no issue (that I’m aware of)

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 18,2021 1:51 pm || Up

              Tons of tickets on StubHub already, including 4 in Section 115 on opening night for $218.90 a piece.

              So much for no resale allowed.

              • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 18,2021 2:33 pm || Up

                Yeah I continue to wonder how they can enforce this.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • andeux andeux Mar 18,2021 2:37 pm || Up

                  Stubhub seems like the one place where they should be able to enforce it, given their relationship with MLB.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 19,2021 1:58 pm || Up

                  Right. At minimum it definitely means that the interface does not tie in to StubHub directly (as it did last year). Nor is there an in-system workflow to donate to charity. But the tickets are totally transferrable to my friends as always.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 18,2021 2:37 pm || Up

      I’m not buying this as a DDOS attack. More likely it was reseller bots overwhelming the system.

  28. batgirl batgirl Mar 18,2021 1:05 pm

    The school board for my high school voted to ditch our Indians mascot!! YAY!

    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 18,2021 1:08 pm || Up

      I hope Fosse doesn’t take this too hard.

    • Soaker Soaker Mar 18,2021 4:06 pm || Up

      Fortunately Stanford figured that one out 50 years ago or you would have gone from the Indians to the Indians.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  29. andeux andeux Mar 18,2021 1:15 pm

    Padres TV today.
    Tom almost outruns a swinging bunt, but Hosmer is able to field it with his foot on the bag.
    Murphy walks in his debut.

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    • andeux andeux Mar 18,2021 1:24 pm || Up

      Manaea allows a leadoff single to Pham, then with old acquaintance Profar at the plate, throws two wild pitches and a would-be third one that hits him in the ankle with a full count.

      TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 19,2021 9:00 am || Up

      The injury to reed makes me reassess my “give tom back” theory

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  30. ptbnl Mar 18,2021 1:19 pm

    Spurs being Spursy

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  31. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 18,2021 1:23 pm

    Manaea/Murphy working on figuring out where the FKing ball is going.

  32. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 18,2021 1:29 pm

    Moreland is very much a DH, isn’t he.

    • andeux andeux Mar 18,2021 1:31 pm || Up

      Barton Olson would have had that.
      Moreland did win a Gold Glove in 2016, for whatever that’s worth.

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  33. andeux andeux Mar 18,2021 1:37 pm

    Manaea’s stuff doesn’t play in Peoria.
    Out after 35 pitches, 2 runs, bases loaded.
    He did manage to K Machado and Mateo.

    TINSTAAFK
    • andeux andeux Mar 18,2021 2:08 pm || Up


      3 up 3 down in the 2nd.

      TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 19,2021 9:01 am || Up

      wow! Strike out of mateo? impressive.

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  34. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 18,2021 1:39 pm

    Montana DuRapau is a fantastic name.

  35. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 18,2021 2:44 pm

    Ka’ai Tom homer

  36. andeux andeux Mar 18,2021 2:45 pm

    Tom home run.
    Given his hot start (and Reed’s injury) it seems like he will make the club.

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  37. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 18,2021 3:02 pm

    Bally Sports San Diego??

    • andeux andeux Mar 19,2021 6:56 pm || Up

      Apparently they are taking over some of the former “Fox Sports *” regional channels.
      And they are also MLB’s official sports betting partner.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Soaker Soaker Mar 19,2021 9:49 pm || Up

        It’s actually Sinclair, the right-wing-leaning media company, that bought the Fox Sports RSNs. “Bally Sports” is a branding deal and yes, those channels will likely carry a fair amount of sports betting-related programming.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Soaker Apr 1,2021 11:06 am || Up

      That name change is effective today, so for example if you want to watch the D’backs and Padres on MLB.tv you can choose between BS Arizona and BS San Diego.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  38. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 18,2021 3:14 pm

    NIck Allen at least looks like he has a clue at the plate. That might be enough to get him to the show.

  39. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 18,2021 3:20 pm

    Are these Padres announcers drunk? High? They really have the giggles.

    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 18,2021 3:26 pm || Up

      Orsillo called an A’s playoff series last year and he still doesn’t know how to say Manaea.

  40. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 19,2021 9:03 am

    I’ve read a lot of bad dissents, but this one may take the cake. Footnotes 10 and 13 belong in a museum.

    • andeux andeux Mar 19,2021 9:13 am || Up

      “And the news section of the Wall Street Journal leans in the same direction.”

      It’s weird how, in a paper owned by the far-right Rupert Murdoch, the section that sticks to facts seems to have a left-wing bias.

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      • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 19,2021 9:42 am || Up

        I have to imagine he has at least one clerk who considered pointing that out to the judge and decided “eh…FK it. Not my problem.”

        • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 19,2021 3:22 pm || Up

          You underestimate the power of the Federalist Society on young ambitious conservatives.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 19,2021 9:31 am || Up
      • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 19,2021 10:01 am || Up

        yeah, that is trash

        WHat is up with twitter? I clicked that and it showed the GG string, but after it was the grossest messages from “intelectual” right wing twitter. It was making me mad. like for real, i thought uhg this is gross why is it in my timelike. D’nesh, megan kelly, scott adams etc.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 19,2021 10:08 am || Up

          That’s a good question…

          I edited the link slightly. Does it still do that for you?

          • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 19,2021 10:16 am || Up

            seems to be fine, then there is a page break and “more tweets”

            My guess is that the algorithm thinks you want that content if you click on a GG tweet. Which is hilarious.

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            • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 19,2021 3:23 pm || Up

              First rule of social media: let one thing link to another and very soon it’s trying to persuade you the earth is flat.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 19,2021 9:48 am || Up

      He doesn’t have much power. He has vested retirement. He is always going to be “judge.” I can’t see why he hung on through trump if this is his attitude.

      He must really hate his family.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 19,2021 10:14 am || Up

        Being an appellate judge on senior status is a sweet gig. You can sit on panels as little as you want, you don’t have to deal with any en banc sniping, you have an office suite you can hole up in whenever you feel like it, you have a staff assistant to order around, you get to shape the minds of a new batch of sycophantic young psycho law school gunners each year, and you get to crap your takes into the Federal Reporter whenever the mood strikes you. I can see why so many of them decide to die with those boots on.

        • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 19,2021 10:21 am || Up

          didn’t even think senior status. Yeah, that makes more sense.

          My dad kept an office until two years ago. He is a civil engineer in solo practice since 1979. He is 85. He basically wanted an office to go to to read the news for a few hours before going to el pollo loco for lunch.

          For only 4 of the last 10 years did he take any design review jobs, and no design jobs. He just didn’t want to be at home.

          I honestly have no ide what changed his mind. Maybe the landlord jacked up the rent.

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        • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 19,2021 3:25 pm || Up

          Best legal job there is, probably. It’s the long-snapper of the legal world.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 19,2021 3:21 pm || Up

      That really went off the rails fast. The first part of the dissent was a fairly reasonable argument against over-liberal Rule 12 orders, with which I am often sympathetic. But then he went full-Trumpist.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  41. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 19,2021 1:06 pm

    Korach day

    • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 19,2021 1:20 pm || Up

      left wrist cortisone shot for piscotty. leaves brown and tom in play

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 19,2021 1:27 pm || Up

        I always assume Piscotty is injured at any given point until and unless I see his name on the lineup card.

  42. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 19,2021 1:24 pm

    Ticking the word “bitcoin” off my Korach bingo card.

    • andeux andeux Mar 19,2021 1:25 pm || Up

      I want Fosse to try to explain bitcoin.

      TINSTAAFK
      • 5Aces 5Aces Mar 19,2021 1:28 pm || Up

        Fosse: 12 and a half cents.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 19,2021 3:26 pm || Up

        How great is it you can buy something that doesn’t exist. For $60k!

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • AV AV Mar 19,2021 4:12 pm || Up

          might not exist but at least you can access it.

          unless…

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 25,2021 1:39 pm || Up

            Until someone hacks wherever you’re storing your “currency.” Again.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  43. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 19,2021 1:45 pm

    hack wilson 5’6″

    That will teach all you talls

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 19,2021 1:52 pm || Up

      I want more 1929 World Series recap from Korach. Hope he’s not done.

    • ptbnl Mar 19,2021 2:19 pm || Up

      But is he gritty?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  44. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 19,2021 2:26 pm

    wendelken WoT

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  45. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 19,2021 2:29 pm

    PADJL

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  46. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 19,2021 11:28 pm

    Merciful quick end for the Heels. I have the Eds in my seed-hungry eliminator pool. And Primera’s Gauchos (and Korach’s) go tomorrow for first time in ten years.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • elcroata elcroata Mar 20,2021 12:42 am || Up

      I wouldn’t have thought that SU would be the only ACC team to advance on the first day

      Because survival is insufficient
      • elcroata elcroata Mar 21,2021 4:31 pm || Up

        Sweet sixteen!

        Because survival is insufficient
        • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 21,2021 5:14 pm || Up

          I didn’t see the first game but they sure looked great today. That’s Boeheim’s third double-digit seeded team to the Swet 16, incredible accomplishment.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • elcroata elcroata Mar 22,2021 8:49 am || Up

            Yeah, playing against that zone on a short prep is a pretty big obstacle. I hope they have some 2016 miracle in them left

            Because survival is insufficient
    • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 20,2021 8:44 am || Up

      I hope Charles o’bannon is up to the task for you

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  47. andeux andeux Mar 20,2021 11:54 am

    Happy ED day.

    TINSTAAFK
    • andeux andeux Mar 20,2021 12:08 pm || Up

      Which reminds me, when FK had one of its crashes recently I noticed the “WAP websites” title on the crash page now has a whole new meaning.

      TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 21,2021 7:57 am || Up

      Thanks.

      I’m glad i didn’t tell FSU my college tends to lose on my birthday.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  48. andeux andeux Mar 20,2021 1:14 pm

    Elvis with an infield hit. Now 4/26 for the spring.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 21,2021 7:58 am || Up

      table setter

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 25,2021 1:39 pm || Up

        It’s important not to clog up the bases.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  49. andeux andeux Mar 20,2021 1:56 pm

    Olson is killing it.

    TINSTAAFK
  50. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 20,2021 3:01 pm

    Mr. Tom is definitely making this team.

    • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 25,2021 1:40 pm || Up

      Should we call Elvis “Ground Control”?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  51. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 20,2021 4:16 pm

    Nick Allen…I am intrigued.

  52. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 20,2021 4:17 pm

    Come on, Scioscia!

    • andeux andeux Mar 20,2021 4:20 pm || Up

      I thought that rule ended a week ago.
      Classic Scioscia.

      TINSTAAFK
  53. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 21,2021 5:39 pm

    They’re really letting Mehmet Oz host Jeopardy? Gross.

    • andeux andeux Mar 22,2021 7:43 pm || Up

      Alex Trebek > Ken Jennings > that producer guy > Katie Couric > Oz > ???
      Where do you go from there? Tucker Carlson?

      TINSTAAFK
  54. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 21,2021 7:05 pm

    It’s hard watching two teams with orange/black color schemes (OSU-OSU).

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  55. AV AV Mar 22,2021 1:22 pm

    looks like jeopardy is changing its answer in form of a question format.

    now answers will be in the form of vague allusions to health benefits derived from unpublished trials conducted by partial parties.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  56. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 22,2021 1:37 pm

    Luzardo not wearing glasses today, per reports.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 22,2021 2:06 pm || Up

      I wonder if he got contacts or just decided he didn’t need full vision.

      I remember thinking hitters must’ve been terrified when Troy Percival would throw heat toward a plate he could barely see.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • andeux andeux Mar 22,2021 2:24 pm || Up

        Wasn’t that part of the legend of Steve Dalkowski, too?

        TINSTAAFK
        • Soaker Soaker Mar 22,2021 2:48 pm || Up

          Also Ryne Duren.

          He drew national attention by throwing 100-miles-per-hour while wearing tinted sunglasses with lenses as thick as the bottoms of Coca-Cola bottles.

          Duren mastered his control problems enough to be selected to the AL All-Star team in 1958, 1959, and 1961. His speed and his control issues were perhaps only exceeded by his fondness for drink, and his career was likely shortened by the effects of alcoholism. “I never really knew what it was like to pitch a sober inning,” Duren admitted years later.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • andeux andeux Mar 22,2021 2:52 pm || Up

            Oh, right.
            Dalkowski did also wear glasses, but Duren was the one I was trying to think of.

            TINSTAAFK
  57. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 22,2021 1:49 pm

    Barreto out with sore elbow

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  58. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 22,2021 2:20 pm

    Christian God is kicking ass in the NCAA tournament so far. Oral Roberts and Loyola-Chicago to the Sweet Sixteen, and now Abilene Christian is gunning for the Eds.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 22,2021 3:11 pm || Up

      Liberty lost its opener, probably because God is still mad at Mr. + Mrs. Jerry Jr and the pool boy.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  59. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 22,2021 2:21 pm

    Looking at the calendar, I guess we’re looking at Bassitt-Luzardo as the 1-2 punch against Houston?

    • andeux andeux Mar 22,2021 2:27 pm || Up

      Yeah. Vince was speculating that it would be Luzardo first, since opening day is 10 days from today, but Bassitt makes more sense to me, with a couple extra days of rest before then.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 22,2021 2:30 pm || Up

        I think it has to be that. Otherwise, Bassitt is getting too much rest having pitched yesterday.

  60. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 22,2021 2:26 pm

    Guess that’s why they call him Blaze.

  61. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 22,2021 2:37 pm

    Korach, answering the question I was psychically asking, says that not only was Pavin Smith named after Corey Pavin, Smith’s dad was Corey Pavin’s agent.

  62. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 22,2021 2:46 pm

    Puk WoT, like strikes specifically working on throwing strikes

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux andeux Mar 22,2021 2:48 pm || Up

      Rough day for the defense.

      TINSTAAFK
    • 5Aces 5Aces Mar 22,2021 2:48 pm || Up

      He’s on the mound throwing-that in and of itself is a victory. #teamflatground

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  63. andeux andeux Mar 22,2021 3:11 pm

    The jingle in the ubiquitous Kaiser Permanente ads always reminds me of this JGB song:

    TINSTAAFK
  64. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 22,2021 3:15 pm

    Trivino going to be OK?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  65. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 22,2021 3:49 pm

    I don’t mind ken and ray banter in spring. How great is it to cap on Ray’s age?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  66. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 22,2021 4:18 pm

    Sounds bad?

  67. AV AV Mar 22,2021 5:24 pm

    while she’s not wrong…

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 22,2021 5:59 pm || Up

      Reality is no longer an absolute defense against libel.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 25,2021 1:43 pm || Up

      Disbar her.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  68. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 22,2021 8:01 pm

    Apparently the Pac-12 is the best hoops conference in the nation. Did not see that coming.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  69. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 23,2021 12:16 pm

    Bring out your dead:

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  70. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 23,2021 12:32 pm

    Not sure what to make of this? I suppose it’s good for Newsom, but is it good for the rest of us?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 25,2021 1:44 pm || Up

      Recalls are stupid when they arise out of “we don’t like the results of the election.” Last time we got karmic justice in the form of Ahnohld.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 25,2021 2:34 pm || Up

        The threshold for a recall needs to be much higher. 1.5 million signatures is easily within the reach of one angry wealthy person or corporation; it’s surprising it hasn’t happened more often. Recalls to overturn a fair election should require demonstrated breadth of support, not just loudmouths and rich people.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 25,2021 4:34 pm || Up

          I think looking glass moment was the contested election. that really beefed up the desire to “overturn” elections.

          The Davis thing, as I recall, was a reaction to a crisis (of the republicans making) and run of the mill mismanagement by davis. Gavin is a little sharper with more powerful allies

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 25,2021 8:24 pm || Up

            It was actually because he fell victim to the Enron scam, in my memory at least.

            But I’m with FSU on it being too easy to initiate.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • vignette17 Mar 26,2021 8:59 am || Up

              It was the rolling blackouts that triggered a lot of unhappiness with Davis. For Newsom, it’s obviously because he’s a Democrat without a color in his name.

              • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 26,2021 9:44 am || Up

                First democrat without a color since Culbert Olson 1939-1943

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 26,2021 9:46 am || Up

                  “Gavin” is a color in Marin I’m pretty sure.

                • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 26,2021 12:25 pm || Up

                  It was short listed for our kitchen walls

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 26,2021 5:59 pm || Up

                  Culbert?

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • ptbnl Mar 26,2021 10:48 pm || Up

                  Father of Culbertson.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 26,2021 10:50 am || Up

          Michigan wants California to hold its beer.

          • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 26,2021 5:59 pm || Up

            Now THAT is stupid.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Soaker Soaker Mar 26,2021 1:02 pm || Up

          We went through this last year. The stated reason for the petition was the onerous Covid restrictions, but in truth it was a second attempt to install NRA puppet Adam Laxalt in Carson City after Sisolak soundly defeated him in November 2018. In my right-wing county the signature gathers stationed themselves at high-visibility places such as the Walmart entrance/exit. Anyway, the effort fell way short.

          Battle Born Patriots, a political action committee set up with the express intent of recalling Sisolak, a Democrat, turned in 64,765 signatures to local election officials at the conclusion of the group’s 90-day signature-gathering window — slightly more than a quarter of the 243,995 needed to qualify the petition.

          Nevada law requires a recall effort to collect verified signatures from 25 percent of the voters who cast a ballot in the last election of the targeted office-holder within a 90-day period. For Sisolak, that meant the minimum number of verified signatures needed to qualify the recall was 243,995.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 26,2021 1:37 pm || Up

            “signatures from 25 percent of the voters who cast a ballot in the last election”. That is a legitimately high bar. In CA it is 12% of the number of total ballots cast, half the percentage, but much more importantly your signators don’t actually have to have voted last time. Which is why here you can pretty much get anything on the ballot by throwing money at it.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Soaker Soaker Mar 26,2021 2:00 pm || Up

              I double-checked that in the law to make sure the reporter got that point correct.

              NRS 306.020. Public officers subject to recall; eligibility to sign petition; required contents of petition.

              3. The petition to recall a public officer may be signed by any registered voter of the State or of the county, district, municipality or portion thereof that the public officer represents who actually voted in the election at which the public officer was elected.

              Nevada law is largely based on California’s, but there are some key differences where California might take a few pointers, most importantly on the initiative/referendum process for amending the state Constitution. If a Constitutional amendment is by initiative, the voters have to pass it in two consecutive general elections (so anything that got a Yes vote for the first time in November 2020 will not become law unless the voters go Yes again in November 2022). If the amendment is by action of the Legislature, two consecutive Legislatures have to pass it and then it goes to the voters for a single referendum (so the 2021 Legislature would pass something, the 2023 Legislature would have to ratify that decision and then the voters make the final decision in November 2024). We don’t get that many Constitutional amendments presented to us, maybe 3-4 per election.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  71. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 23,2021 1:21 pm

    Fosse roasting Kaval re the ticketing situation while Korach gently tries to steer the conversation elsewhere.

    • Soaker Soaker Mar 23,2021 1:28 pm || Up

      Foss has already smacked the Rockies around a couple times for trading Arenado, which seems risky for an A’s broadcaster. Something about people in glass houses.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 23,2021 1:37 pm || Up

        Fosse’s house is impervious

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • nevermoor nevermoor Mar 25,2021 1:45 pm || Up

          The secret is to just never have Arenado in the first place.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  72. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 23,2021 1:38 pm

    5ks in 2 innings is good, right? For mr Jeffries?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 23,2021 1:52 pm || Up

      Pretty good imo

      • andeux andeux Mar 23,2021 2:18 pm || Up

        Looks like he will be the #5 starter.
        I wonder if Puk will get to work on things out of the bullpen or at the alt site.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 23,2021 2:30 pm || Up

          I guess i have not been following correctly. The site is Stockton, and eventually there will be a minor league season?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • andeux andeux Mar 23,2021 2:34 pm || Up

            Yes. Minor league season starting about a month late.

            TINSTAAFK
        • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 24,2021 10:19 am || Up

  73. Soaker Soaker Mar 23,2021 2:48 pm

    Apparently this happened when Khris was trying to BUNT (!!11!1!) for a hit.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 23,2021 3:17 pm || Up

      He got hit in the head yesterday; related?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  74. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 23,2021 2:57 pm

    “But he was a good mule”

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  75. AV AV Mar 23,2021 3:19 pm

    like the SST pod but for dischord.

    i hear from a friend of theirs to go ahead and skip the first few as they learn the ropes.

    still, +3hrs per episode? this is podcasting by people who don’t listen to podcasts.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  76. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 24,2021 8:51 am
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  77. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 24,2021 10:21 am

    • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 24,2021 10:42 am || Up

      I think that was inevitable.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 24,2021 10:48 am || Up

        Once Garcia got the in-game radio interview yesterday I knew he was a lock.

      • andeux andeux Mar 24,2021 11:33 am || Up

        They were talking about it as Garcia for the glove vs. Allen for the bat.
        But Allen didn’t really hit well last year, and while he has done ok in spring training, Garcia has been even better.

        TINSTAAFK
  78. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 24,2021 12:59 pm

    this one is on the white sox broadcast

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 24,2021 1:03 pm || Up

      Jason Benetti day!

      • Soaker Soaker Mar 24,2021 3:00 pm || Up

        The White Sox didn’t pick a very good one to send to their TV viewers.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  79. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 24,2021 1:06 pm

    Oh, right, Tony LaRussa. That happened.

  80. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 24,2021 1:15 pm

    I usually hate hate hate spring training uniforms but I gotta say these SOX kits are A+

  81. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 24,2021 1:30 pm

    I don’t want to make a joke about Jimenez getting injured, but I do want to make fun of LaRussa for not getting out there with the trainer.

    I would suggest getting a golf cart to bring him all the way to deep left field, but, you know, he needs a driver.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 24,2021 1:32 pm || Up

      Maybe the cart has a thing TLR has to blow into.

    • andeux andeux Mar 24,2021 1:53 pm || Up

      Damn it, I drafted Jimenez yesterday #NoOneCares

      TINSTAAFK
      • Soaker Soaker Mar 25,2021 10:58 am || Up

        #NoOneCares about your fantasy team but people do care about the White Sox. Ouch, if true.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 25,2021 11:02 am || Up

          You just can’t let that guy play anything but DH. He’s a physical specimen, but also a total oaf out there who makes terrible decisions.

          • Future Ed Future Ed Mar 26,2021 3:05 pm || Up

            TLR has lots of faith in his replacement

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 26,2021 3:11 pm || Up

              From what I understand, the deal with this guy and Jimenez coming into spring was basically “well, they can’t both DH.”

              • andeux andeux Mar 26,2021 3:16 pm || Up

                Hasn’t played in the minors above A+ ball, and hasn’t played OF at all in either the minors or college. Should be interesting.

                TINSTAAFK
                • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 26,2021 3:55 pm || Up

                  He’s blocked by the AL MVP at his real position, so he was going to DH, but now the LF who should also be a DH injured himself being an idiot, so we’ll send the kid out there to a position he’s basically never played and see what happens.

                  Solid plan.

              • Soaker Soaker Mar 26,2021 3:48 pm || Up

                The A’s survived endured Jack Cust’s outfield play (OK, the team sucked in those years). Vaughn’s wise selection of university to attend and play ball at suggests that his intelligence in the field will more than compensate for his lack of any actual defensive ability. GO BEARS!!

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Soaker Mar 24,2021 2:26 pm || Up

      Random memory triggered: some Brewers outfielder crashing into the wall at the Coliseum during the Harvey’s Wallbangers era. Kuenn was operating on an artificial lower leg in his final years, and he made it out there and back but some rain delays are shorter. Particularly at the Coliseum it took Harvey a little while just to get to the infield to argue.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  82. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Mar 24,2021 1:50 pm

    Lynn has to love TLR playing the infield in during the third inning of a cactus league game, costing him an out.

  83. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 24,2021 1:59 pm

    Getting tim anderson out on the bases seems to be the only way to retire him

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  84. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 24,2021 3:01 pm

    umpire could have avoided that foul ball to the nuts by calling more strikes

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  85. Future Ed Future Ed Mar 24,2021 3:32 pm

    Burch smith is throwing strikes at least

    I have $5. No I don\'t.

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