Hey, we made it to a second series, somehow. The Colorado Rockies make their first visit since [fill in search result] for a quick two-gamer, first facing Daniel “Sex Wax” Mengden and his arsenal of duplicity. Joke’s on you, [name of Rockies player I know]!
Wednesday’s game is an afternoon Bluetooth special, and might be time to get right with Jesús. Then Thursday comes the first off day, after which more baseball may or may not ensue.
So enjoy the home cooking a little longer, boys, from your not-remotely-safe pseudobubbles, before hitting the maybe-even-less-safe road, and Ken Korach’s torture by a thousand fly balls begins."Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."