122-123-124 Chicago Mid august ← FREE KRAUT!

122-123-124 Chicago Mid august 124

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124 thoughts on “122-123-124 Chicago Mid august

  1. Future Ed Aug 19,2016 6:47 pm

    you guys are missing a fun game

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2016 6:57 pm || Up

      At least I clicked through to the thread and got to see Paper Lace live!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Aug 19,2016 6:59 pm || Up

        there are many billy’s I want to be heros and want to be a fool with their lives

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  2. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2016 7:02 pm

    OK, I turned it on and Graveman immediately gave up hit after having retired 14 straight.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2016 7:02 pm || Up

      Still, up 8-0, w00t!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2016 7:03 pm || Up

        Also, who had Graveman in the ace of the staff pool?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed Aug 19,2016 7:07 pm || Up

          making me forget about j…..ah fuck!

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    • Future Ed Aug 19,2016 7:04 pm || Up

      not on for long!

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  3. Future Ed Aug 19,2016 7:20 pm

    Michele Ynoa alert

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  4. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2016 7:20 pm

    Ynoa!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Aug 19,2016 7:22 pm || Up

      he left money on the table from texas

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      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2016 7:24 pm || Up

        He appears to be harboring a grudge against us.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  5. Future Ed Aug 19,2016 7:35 pm

    MADDUX!

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    • Glorious Mundy Aug 19,2016 7:44 pm || Up

      !!

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  6. Future Ed Aug 19,2016 7:36 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Aug 19,2016 8:33 pm || Up

      The Raiders play two games during the A’s next road trip, which means the football stands are in place over the outfield that whole time. That has not happened in several years. It creates the worst field conditions we ever see there. The A’s first game off the trip is the night following the Raiders’ second game so there’s no time to fix the field; all of that time is spent hauling the temporary seating out.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • 5Aces Aug 19,2016 8:57 pm || Up

        But you need all those seat for important exhibitions. (while there are tarps up and the stadium will be half full)

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 19,2016 8:35 pm || Up

      What’s he doing out of the workout room? The camera is rolling, dude.

      • Future Ed Aug 19,2016 8:44 pm || Up

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2016 9:06 pm || Up

      What is going on there? The A’s play three at home before the Raiders play next.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Soaker Aug 20,2016 7:04 am || Up

        The stage is a giveaway. I saw the list of acts, seven or eight of them, and am sufficiently old and irrelevant that I recognized exactly none of them, but your kids would know who was playing.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • doctorK Aug 20,2016 1:20 pm || Up

          I am proud to say I would not recognize a song by any of those.

  7. Thunderbutt Aug 19,2016 8:17 pm

    I keep seeing Crisp and Valencia in the lineup.

    There is always a score.
    • 5Aces Aug 19,2016 9:00 pm || Up

      Is it possible to embarrass Billy and Lew into 130? I would have thought no.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Thunderbutt Aug 20,2016 8:00 pm || Up

        I wonder about BoMel’s role in this.

        There is always a score.
        • Future Ed Aug 20,2016 11:00 pm || Up

          he is at 96 games.

          he needs 34 in 38

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          • Future Ed Aug 21,2016 8:52 am || Up

            against a lefty…

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            • andeux Aug 21,2016 9:07 am || Up

              Butler is still out sick, but it’s odd that Valencia is sitting.

              TINSTAAFK
              • andeux Aug 21,2016 10:22 am || Up

                Another right-handed hitter, Danny Valencia, is 2 for 20 against Quintana and Valencia said Sunday morning, “I’ve never hit him, I don’t know what it is. He’s a guy who’s always given me trouble.”

                TINSTAAFK
                • andeux Aug 21,2016 3:43 pm || Up

                  Also he may have beaten up Billy Butler.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • Glorious Mundy Aug 21,2016 4:14 pm || Up

                  I’m not sure how compelling a justification for not talking “what happens in the clubhouse stays in the clubhouse” is when you’re the dude who may have concussed someone.

                • Future Ed Aug 21,2016 9:32 pm || Up

                  but when he told your shoe rep that he wears nikes sometimes, its cool

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                • lenscrafters Aug 21,2016 5:19 pm || Up

                  A lot of A’s related things have made me roll my eyes lately, but none harder than this.

                • Englishmajor Aug 21,2016 6:00 pm || Up

                  Did Billy say something unflattering about Danny’s wench?

                • Soaker Aug 21,2016 7:50 pm || Up

                  Valencia = liar and Butler = narc, as I read it. Say, Bob, as you head toward your second consecutive season of over 90 losses, how much better has the clubhouse atmosphere been this year?

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • andeux Aug 21,2016 8:21 pm || Up

                  Sounds about right. Plus violent.

                  And it sounds like this happened before the game
                  Saturday, but Valencia still played that day, which does not reflect well on the whole organization. I’d be all right just cutting both of them.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • Glorious Mundy Aug 21,2016 10:00 pm || Up

                  Should probably cut the other 23 too. Just to be safe.

                • Future Ed Aug 22,2016 2:37 pm || Up

                  sounds like a nothing burger that got someone hurt.

                  we just have to wait for the other shoe to drop.

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                • Glorious Mundy Aug 22,2016 2:41 pm || Up

                  Idiots. Both of them.

                • MikeV Aug 22,2016 3:29 pm || Up

                  I have a hard time faulting Valencia here.

                  You go out of your way to take money out of my pocket and you’re going to hear about it from me. Step up to me on top of that, and you’re damn right you might get hit.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • Future Ed Aug 22,2016 3:37 pm || Up

                  my suspicion when I read teh tweet from hosmer and alanso and crisp was that they weren’t so much faulting butler as supporting valencia who has a bad reputation.

                  but, yeah, I mean, this is stupid all around.

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                • Future Ed Aug 22,2016 6:54 pm || Up

                  these appear to be nike’s.

                  I don’t know what these are

                  I have seen more pics with what look like nike shoes and a few with this other colorful shoe.

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                • Future Ed Aug 22,2016 6:57 pm || Up

                  these

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                • Future Ed Aug 22,2016 7:00 pm || Up

                  then again:

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                • Future Ed Aug 22,2016 7:04 pm || Up

                  I should be making dinner

                  he is an honorable mention. scroll for a while

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                • andeux Aug 22,2016 7:08 pm || Up

                  Wow, most of those are hideous.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • Future Ed Aug 22,2016 7:16 pm || Up

                  but clearly nike. Google images doesn’t have him wearing anything other than Nike. WIth the twins, a’s, jays, orioles, nationals or minor leagues

                  also, i think Butler wears Mizuno

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                • dmoas Aug 22,2016 9:16 pm || Up

                  I get the impression that Butler is kind of a douche who likes to passively wreck havoc. Not necessarily malicious in his intent, more troll like.

                • MikeV Aug 21,2016 10:39 pm || Up

                  Hey at least Brett Lawrie is gone even though Jed Lowrie sucks.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

          • Future Ed Aug 21,2016 9:05 am || Up

            (39 including today, so 33 in 38 after today)

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      • Englishmajor Aug 21,2016 10:51 am || Up

        I think they’re going to troll him up to 129.

        • Soaker Aug 22,2016 9:45 pm || Up

          He’ll play #129 in Game 161, and will be standing in the on-deck circle to pinch-hit in the ninth inning of Game 162 when Butler GIDPs to end the season.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • dmoas Aug 23,2016 2:06 pm || Up

            And be in jail by midnight after having bashed Butler’s head in with his bat.

  8. Glorious Mundy Aug 20,2016 1:02 pm

    We get to start complaining about Chad Pinder today.

  9. Future Ed Aug 20,2016 4:12 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  10. Future Ed Aug 20,2016 4:24 pm

    hr by abreu? feels right

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  11. andeux Aug 20,2016 4:25 pm

    Reddick would have caught that.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Aug 20,2016 4:34 pm || Up

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  12. Future Ed Aug 20,2016 4:49 pm

    is this rotation the one that akes me forget games are on?

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  13. Future Ed Aug 20,2016 4:52 pm

    ok chad. good luck next time

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  14. andeux Aug 20,2016 4:56 pm

    They just showed a graphic of pitchers with the “Highest Strikeout/Walk Ratio” for starters in major league history. But the numbers they showed are K/9 not K/BB.

    TINSTAAFK
  15. Glorious Mundy Aug 20,2016 5:43 pm

    I fear the Rossweiler isn’t the answer.

  16. Future Ed Aug 20,2016 6:35 pm

    i have never heard announcers so confident on a challenge.

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  17. Future Ed Aug 20,2016 6:46 pm

    nice try “chad”

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  18. Future Ed Aug 20,2016 6:49 pm

    good tease. if rossweiler had not started…

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  19. andeux Aug 20,2016 6:51 pm

    Fosse making the case that Chicago should have left Sale in to pitch the ninth, having already thrown 120 pitches and with a six run lead.

    TINSTAAFK
  20. andeux Aug 20,2016 6:52 pm

    In other news, Brett Anderson allowed 6 runs in 3+ innings to lower his ERA to 24.75.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 20,2016 6:54 pm || Up

      Yeah, but he’s injured. Probably.

      • Future Ed Aug 20,2016 7:06 pm || Up

        fahan’s computer is stuck in 2012

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        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 20,2016 7:47 pm || Up

          I wish mine was.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Aug 24,2016 1:29 pm || Up

        *cough*

        • Soaker Aug 24,2016 2:19 pm || Up

          But Rich Hill will make the start tonight…assuming he survives his warmup in the bullpen.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  21. doctorK Aug 20,2016 7:31 pm

    I am really looking forward to a lot of Mark Sanchez this season for the Donkeys.

  22. andeux Aug 21,2016 11:27 am

    FKin’ Pinder.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 21,2016 11:33 am || Up

      Throw him on the heap of Not Mark Ellises.

      • Future Ed Aug 21,2016 1:15 pm || Up

        man, if we can’t just get ladendorff back

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  23. Glorious Mundy Aug 21,2016 11:35 am

    I really dig the Carlton Fisk/Tom Seaver jammies.

  24. Future Ed Aug 21,2016 11:59 am

    vince. tell me its a home run first

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  25. Future Ed Aug 21,2016 12:02 pm

    now see that was a good call vince. on the diving play by shuck

    I think the longer the play takes to develope the worse it he is

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    • Glorious Mundy Aug 21,2016 12:04 pm || Up

      He always provides the news analysis before the news.

  26. Future Ed Aug 21,2016 12:03 pm

    of course, he hadn’t told us there was a linve drive to center when he made the call. he was still talking about something or other

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  27. Glorious Mundy Aug 21,2016 12:21 pm

    Khris Davis has his OBP up to .300!

  28. Glorious Mundy Aug 21,2016 12:24 pm

    OK, I just went to look at where kHRis sits on the ISO leaderboard (16th) and he is basically even with Daniel Murphy who is batting .348 with a .613 SLG!! How in the world did that happen?

    • colin Aug 21,2016 1:40 pm || Up

      Third best wOBA in MLB, after Ortiz and Altuve. Actually that whole top 3 is pretty weird, once you consider that Ortiz is 40.

      • Future Ed Aug 21,2016 1:51 pm || Up

        so, basically mark trumbo.

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      • MikeV Aug 21,2016 4:00 pm || Up

        He’s also juiced out of his mind, so it makes a little more sense that way

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

  29. Future Ed Aug 21,2016 1:00 pm

    yay chad!

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  30. lenscrafters Aug 21,2016 1:35 pm

    Eibner got three hanging sliders that at bat.

  31. Future Ed Aug 21,2016 6:33 pm

    Samardzaja has a no hitter.

    He walked Syndegaard in the 3rd for the only baserunner (i think)

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    • doctorK Aug 21,2016 7:04 pm || Up

      Then gave up a double followed by a Sexy Feet bomb.

      FK the Giants.

      • Future Ed Aug 21,2016 7:06 pm || Up

        josh lewin couldn’t stop talking about Giradelli after that

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  32. Future Ed Aug 21,2016 9:33 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  33. ptbnl Aug 22,2016 10:48 am

    How I spent my vacation:

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  34. Glorious Mundy Aug 22,2016 3:11 pm

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    • Future Ed Aug 22,2016 4:59 pm || Up

      what’s the corresponding move?

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      • andeux Aug 22,2016 5:00 pm || Up

        Arismendy Alcantara is on the lineup card.

        TINSTAAFK
  36. Glorious Mundy Aug 22,2016 6:06 pm

    Please address the lack of talent while you are in there.

    • Future Ed Aug 22,2016 6:29 pm || Up

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  38. Future Ed Aug 22,2016 6:37 pm

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    • Englishmajor Aug 22,2016 7:04 pm || Up

      I’m a little sad because I was hoping to meet him in Saint Paul next week. But good for him. I hope he’ll get to Ghost Ride the Volvo to LA when the rosters expand.

    • MikeV Aug 22,2016 11:08 pm || Up

      Uh.. they signed him to pitch?

      In the independent leagues as a hitter this season, Johnson batted an aggregate .236/.329/.424 with 13 home runs and 49 RBI in 286 plate appearances. As a pitcher, he compiled a 5.92 ERA with a 55/50 K/BB ratio in 76 innings.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • dmoas Aug 23,2016 2:06 pm || Up

        With numbers like that, wouldn’t you? No? Not at all? Oh. Right. Cause he sucks.

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