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Nice to wake up on Opening Day to blowing snow.

What the hell, April?!

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Now: Cardinals at Pirates
Then: Blue Jays at Rays
Finally: Mets at Royals

93 thoughts on “Real baseball!

  1. colin Apr 3,2016 10:04 am

    Caught a little bit of Dallas Braden on the ESPN pregame show. The interaction seems to be 1. Dallas makes a smart ass joke (“Stroman has a Connie Chung slider — late breaking news”) then 2. the other anchors repeat his joke and laugh. The kids these days!

    • Future Ed Apr 3,2016 10:20 am || Up

      he is clever. although, i had to hold my breath waiting for the punchline

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  2. Future Ed Apr 3,2016 10:21 am

    i hope there is a sterling in the league to face archer

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  3. colin Apr 3,2016 10:21 am

    I think we covered this already, but Jaso’s dreadlocks are heinous.

    • andeux Apr 3,2016 10:22 am || Up

      Cultural appropriation!

      TINSTAAFK
      • Kay Temple Kirk Apr 3,2016 11:25 am || Up

        Holy fuckballs that was a HUGE facebook shitstorm this last summer…

        Most of the white activists I know who had dreadlocks don’t anymore, for sure.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 5,2016 6:32 pm || Up

      He looks really dirty.

  4. andeux Apr 3,2016 10:21 am

    Holliday and Jaso starting at 1b.

    TINSTAAFK
  5. Future Ed Apr 3,2016 11:00 am

    its hard to hate cardinals that have such a strong sock game

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  6. Future Ed Apr 3,2016 11:12 am

    the spray on everything has to stop. cerveli’s chest protector. the diamondbacks pants..

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  7. Kay Temple Kirk Apr 3,2016 11:23 am

    I like the way they’re having three Sunday openers this year rather than just the evening game.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  8. Future Ed Apr 3,2016 11:24 am

    reaction to the first hit of the season 4 innings in for the cardinals

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. Kay Temple Kirk Apr 3,2016 11:38 am

    I want alternative audio for baseball games.
    I want uniform diversification for baseball teams.

    This probably sounds nuts, but I’m bored senseless of baseball announcers, with a handful of exceptions.
    I’m bored of the blandness of the way the players look.
    I want comedians and populist politicians and fans and brilliant storytellers in the booth, even if the play-by-play suffers.
    I want players to be able to wear any given piece of a team’s uniform set during any given game, like the A’s used to do for All-Star games.

    I want Susan Sarandon and Bill Murray to broadcast a Game Of The Week. They would be a killer booth team for TV, even/especially when they ramble on for multiple innings about things other than the game.

    I would like a team to specifically draft and trade for as many closeted queer players as possible and become a majority queer team, just like the Pirates became mostly an African-American team in the 70’s. Everybody can come out of the closet at once after they win the World Series.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Future Ed Apr 3,2016 11:46 am || Up

      they just aren’t trying with uniforms. I like the classics, but the jays and astros can do some really incredible things with their history. really losing out.

      maybe an alternate crew everyday, like the free game of the week has an additional crew. just one game a day.

      a 9 person coming out party in a champaign clubhouse wouold be epic

      the A’s have a chance at a mostly black team. Manae maxwell, davis crisp semien. not out of the question could appear on the field this year

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  10. Kay Temple Kirk Apr 3,2016 12:44 pm

    I like that Vin Scully gets a farewell tour.
    I like that a small market team won the World Series last year.
    I like the idea that the A’s can come out of nowhere and be a good team this year if they’re lucky and avoid the injury bug.
    I like big butts, although I am most certainly capable of obfuscatory fibbing.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • 5Aces Apr 3,2016 2:02 pm || Up

      I like that, after the next2-3 days, baseball is no longer needing a ton of fanfare, the “something to do” fans will disappear, and it will just become that natural part of our lives.

      I also like that my games will not be starting at 10pm. (God willing a final update tomorrow…)

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  11. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 3,2016 2:01 pm

    The pleasure of having a real baseball game I can watch on a lazy Sunday afternoon is pretty much ruined with Curt Schilling in the booth.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • 5Aces Apr 3,2016 2:04 pm || Up

      This is where Kay and Ed are dead on that a secondary team of say Ryan Reynolds and Louie Anderson would be nice. Compared to Sock Boy I might take Burt Reynolds and Lonnie Anderson.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Future Ed Apr 3,2016 2:14 pm || Up

        just not dennis miller

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Kay Temple Kirk Apr 3,2016 6:15 pm || Up

          Agreed.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  12. Future Ed Apr 3,2016 2:38 pm

    ptbnlbait

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl Apr 3,2016 7:20 pm || Up

      Not a good final inning there.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  13. mother pucker Apr 3,2016 3:29 pm

    A Dana Eveland sighting was not something I expected on opening day 2016.

  14. Future Ed Apr 3,2016 5:52 pm

    cespedes won a gold glove?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  15. Future Ed Apr 3,2016 6:29 pm

    dammit. forgot about an auction. I hate that

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  16. Jennifer Apr 3,2016 6:38 pm

    Anyone want to borrow my MLB.tv? Forgot to cancel it again.

  17. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 3,2016 7:09 pm

    I am not convinced that Mark Canha has the skills to handle the role the A’s have assigned him this year. I speak of course of the new TV commercials.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  18. doctorK Apr 3,2016 7:44 pm

    The Royals are as annoying as usual.

  19. andeux Apr 3,2016 7:52 pm

    Jessica Mendoza proving that she can spout clichés about playing the game the right way just as well as any white man.

    TINSTAAFK
  20. Future Ed Apr 3,2016 8:41 pm

    too bad for the mets that the reigning gold glover in left can’t catch

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  21. Future Ed Apr 3,2016 8:52 pm

    oh, yo

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  22. the llama Apr 3,2016 10:49 pm

    More regular season wins: Warriors or A’s?

    • Future Ed Apr 4,2016 8:53 am || Up

      the warriors will win more post season games. the a’s will win 12.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 10:29 am || Up

        The A’s don’t win the division? Pessimist.

    • Future Ed Apr 4,2016 8:54 am || Up

      wait, is that the same amount? I don’t know how many rounds they have

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 10:33 am || Up

      Will be close. I think the A’s can get to 74 or 75 wins but I’m not confident in it at all.

      EDIT: It just occurred to me that in April of last year we were debating whether the A’s would get more wins than the Warriors in the regular season plus postseason. And in the end the A’s only beat the Warriors’ regular season total by 1. Sad!

  23. harensheir15 Apr 4,2016 8:32 am

    Yeah, they probably won’t win 75 games. But they’ll be there, green and gold and glorious and there.
    And we get to watch/hear it all unfold. Take it away, Harpo!

  24. 5Aces Apr 4,2016 8:58 am

    I really dont care that there were games yesterday.

    It’s opening day! Or Opening Day, depending on your feelings for this upcoming season.

    Pick out your hat for today, go get your favorite snack and be ready. The last time I had this little faith that we were going to be really good was 2012, so who knows?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  25. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 10:37 am

    Man, Cincinnati doesn’t even get the first start time on the Monday anymore.

  26. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 11:16 am

    Why is it that the A’s always open at home? More cold-weather open-air parks in the AL? The Giants prefer to open on the road?

    • 5Aces Apr 4,2016 1:09 pm || Up

      I have read the Giants one. And it was said we like to open at home.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  27. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 11:20 am

    Currently listening to Bob Uecker. He seems impressed by this pitcher named Baumgardner.

  28. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 11:24 am

    Looking forward to the “Lam Bros” section in the bleachers.

  29. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 11:28 am

    Come on, Chris!

  30. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 11:32 am

    Ray Fosse turns 69 today.

    • ptbnl Apr 4,2016 12:16 pm || Up

      Who with?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • AV Apr 4,2016 12:29 pm || Up

      i’d like to think this morning went a little like this:

      “finally! after all those years of eating old limp chicken, it’s turnaround day!”

      [opens paper]

      “d’oh!”

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 12:36 pm || Up

        Over/under on number of times Fosse references someone going to Francesco’s this season anyway…15?

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 4,2016 12:40 pm || Up

          I suspect the A’s will continue telling hitters that a 10-pitch AB gets them dinner at Francesco’s, secure in the knowledge that no player has actually tried to redeem the offer since the Billy Martin era.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • batgirl Apr 4,2016 12:48 pm || Up

        Where are they going to have the booster club meetings??

  31. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 12:50 pm
    • sslinger Apr 4,2016 12:54 pm || Up

      Who was that, could you tell?

      • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 12:55 pm || Up

        I’m pretty sure it was Reddick but I was distracted by Butler’s t-shirt gut.

  32. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 12:52 pm

    God damn it.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 1:00 pm || Up

      What the hell are they letting this kid eat?

      • ptbnl Apr 4,2016 1:19 pm || Up

        Damn – sorry GM.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 1:21 pm || Up

          I still get to see Chris Sale……..sigh

      • andeux Apr 4,2016 1:31 pm || Up

        It’s got to be Applebee’s.

        TINSTAAFK
        • nevermoor Apr 4,2016 8:33 pm || Up

          Applebees Salad Bar?

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Soaker Apr 4,2016 9:44 pm || Up

          Now that I’ve seen the commercials being shown on CSN California during the games, I strongly suspect he succumbed to an order of Wienerschnitzel Loaded Taters. Yuck.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • batgirl Apr 4,2016 1:01 pm || Up

      Well that’s a buzz kill if there ever was one.

    • colin Apr 4,2016 1:02 pm || Up

      food poisoning? or “food poisoning”?

      Sonny doesn’t really seem like the type to get shit-faced the night before his Opening Day start though.

      • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 1:03 pm || Up

        The NBA equivalent of this is “flu-like symptoms,” which often crop up during road trips to LA and Miami.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 4,2016 1:08 pm || Up

        No, my money would be on diaper change-related contamination. That, or Canadian gamblers.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • 5Aces Apr 4,2016 1:11 pm || Up

      There goes my odds of a perfect season of GTs…

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • lenscrafters Apr 4,2016 1:25 pm || Up

      So we’re throwing Hill, Bassitt, Graveman, and most likely Surkamp to start the season.

      • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 1:34 pm || Up

        There’s a very 1996 feel to this rotation when you remove Sonny.

      • dmoas Apr 4,2016 1:35 pm || Up

        Food poisoning likely won’t last that long. Unless it kills him.

  33. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 1:45 pm

    Whither the Sonny Siders?

  34. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 1:48 pm

    Well, when you have such a talented and successful group of veterans…

    • colin Apr 4,2016 1:57 pm || Up

      This is maybe the most depressing part of the season. I guess I’m supposed to be excited about Barreto, Olson, Chapmen, Nunez, et al, but it doesn’t even seem like a particularly good farm system.

      • doctorK Apr 4,2016 2:13 pm || Up

        It could be worse. At least the A’s aren’t the Brewers.

  35. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 2:15 pm

    They are playing in some grim looking weather in Baltimore.

  36. andeux Apr 4,2016 2:19 pm

    Det and Mia didn’t even have a game scheduled today?

    TINSTAAFK
  37. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 3:21 pm

    • colin Apr 4,2016 4:06 pm || Up

      …that lineup actually doesn’t look terrible. I hope that Davis hits a lot of bombs. That’ll clear the bases so Butler can’t GIDP.

      • Future Ed Apr 4,2016 5:37 pm || Up

        i am optimistic. can’t help it.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  38. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 3:37 pm

    Braves fans just gave Frenchy a standing O as he came up to pinch hit.

  39. Jennifer Apr 4,2016 5:24 pm

    BRYCE HARPER!

  40. colin Apr 16,2016 7:39 am

    I went to see Blue Jays vs Red Sox last night at Fenway. I got to see E5 (can I still call him that now that he’s a DH?) hit two identical bombs over the green monster. Also Pat Venditte and Jesse Chavez sightings (Chavez effective, Venditte not so much). But the Red Sox won anyway.

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