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The Lounge that makes mb roll over in his, uh, bed 309

We have a few football games coming up, and they usually generate lounge comments, so it’s time for a new one for that and other loungey stuff.

Chiefs at Raiders tonight at the Coliseum.
The Big Game, Saturday at 1 p.m. in Berkeley.
(Hell, The Game, Saturday morning our time at Harvard Stadium. ESPN’s Game Day crew will be there.)
The Washington D.C. football team vs. the 49ers Sunday in Santa Clara.

One not happening: Jets and Bills on Sunday in Buffalo. It sounds like it’s probably being moved to Monday night at Ford Field in Detroit.

309 thoughts on “The Lounge that makes mb roll over in his, uh, bed

  1. doctorK Nov 20,2014 4:15 pm

    I’m surprised they wouldn’t try Jets at Bills in Syracuse in the Orange Dome.

    • dmoas Nov 20,2014 4:26 pm || Up

      I’m surprised they’re going to bother playing it at all. It’s not like either team is going anywhere.

  2. Future Ed Nov 20,2014 5:45 pm

    why were the boca guys fighting each other after the draw?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Nov 20,2014 5:49 pm || Up

      i must have missed that. what happened?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Future Ed Nov 20,2014 5:53 pm || Up

        it was right after it ended. a few of the active players were shoving one another. and the black bibbed guys calmed the 3 or 4 participants down.

        then they cut to the river guys clapping

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • AV Nov 20,2014 6:04 pm || Up

          i guess i looked away right there because i did see the river guys clapping but not the part before.

          i wonder what it was. there was a horrible free kick attempt at the end and the TV guys were jumping on someone about it, like he waited too long / not long enough, or he should have called the ref’s attention to river moving the wall up, plus he kicked it horribly.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Future Ed Nov 20,2014 6:06 pm || Up

            yeah, that looked weird. But what do I know.

            Also its all in spanish.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Nov 20,2014 5:54 pm || Up

        I was on a FOX station

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • AV Nov 20,2014 6:04 pm || Up

          deportes.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  3. dmoas Nov 20,2014 5:47 pm

    The weather may be the equalizer the Raiders need to actually win a game. Wouldn’t surprise me if this were the game.

    • 5Aces Nov 20,2014 5:48 pm || Up

      They need to figure out how to get the rest of the game called RIGHT NOW!

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Jennifer Nov 20,2014 5:48 pm || Up

        It looked like sewage.

        • Soaker Nov 20,2014 5:53 pm || Up

          A couple of Callaspo’s turds are probably mixed in there somewhere.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Nov 20,2014 5:58 pm || Up

        move it to buffalo?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  4. 5Aces Nov 20,2014 6:10 pm

    We get a .25 win for leading at the end of the first right?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Nov 20,2014 6:15 pm || Up

      are you looking for a shut down quarter?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Nov 20,2014 6:52 pm || Up

        The reality is, after that half they should have a lot of confidence,now they just need to come out and show the consistency in the second half.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  5. Jennifer Nov 20,2014 6:21 pm

    There it went.

  6. Jennifer Nov 20,2014 6:23 pm

    Why is that guy wearing sunglasses in the darkness and rain?

  7. 5Aces Nov 20,2014 6:52 pm

    Does anyone else think its a bad idea to take all of your Hall of Famers- most of whom are in their 50’s or 60’s- and have them stand out in the middle of a monsoon for half an hour or so?

    I know Mark may be trying to think of creative ways to make Oakland eventually hate him but this is extreme.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Soaker Nov 20,2014 7:01 pm || Up

      Madden is 78, and all I could think there was William Henry Harrison.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Jennifer Nov 20,2014 7:03 pm || Up

        @aces They’re trying to rehydrate their skin. They’ll look 20 years younger in the second half.

  8. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 20,2014 7:35 pm

    I have never seen rain like this here before. FSU’s gambling manifesto says when acts of God intercede, take the points.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • 5Aces Nov 20,2014 8:50 pm || Up

      God I am going to now have to learn how to do screen grabs and stuff. This is how Taft beat Bakersfield in The Best of Times. I kept waiting for a shot of Kid Lester walking up the stairs to the WSC.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  9. Glorious Mundy Nov 20,2014 7:37 pm

    Can we talk about Cal basketball in here? Up 12 on Syracuse at the half in Madison Square Garden.

  10. Jennifer Nov 20,2014 7:53 pm

    Is it cold in Oakland?

    • andeux Nov 20,2014 7:56 pm || Up

      It is California cold.
      It is not midwest cold.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Jennifer Nov 20,2014 8:07 pm || Up

        LOL

        I was thinking, holy shit what a miserable game to be at.

        • dmoas Nov 20,2014 8:12 pm || Up

          Well, the rain is as cold as a cold shower.

          • Jennifer Nov 20,2014 8:15 pm || Up

            And I bet it smells like crushed asshole in the stadium.

            • Glorious Mundy Nov 20,2014 8:20 pm || Up

              The Coliseum always smells like Saags and happiness.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 20,2014 10:10 pm || Up

          It was fantastic game to be at. The rain was cleansing. Also so torrential that I couldn’t even text you lewd suggestions.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  11. AV Nov 20,2014 8:23 pm

    lol a lil at the QB’s celebration.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  12. doctorK Nov 20,2014 8:37 pm

    FK YEAH LOSING STREAK OVER

  13. andeux Nov 20,2014 8:42 pm

    Any given Thursday.

    TINSTAAFK
  14. Bed Nov 20,2014 8:54 pm

    HALLELUJAH

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Nov 20,2014 8:55 pm || Up

      it’s raining Bed.

      • Bed Nov 20,2014 8:57 pm || Up

        That last five minutes I was going crazy…woke up both kids…dog howling…wife laughing at me…don’t care…happy

        But seriously, folks...
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 20,2014 10:07 pm || Up

          I high-fived at least 30 random fans on the way out. The happiness among fans of a 1-10 team was genuinely delightful.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • MikeV Nov 21,2014 8:06 am || Up

            So everybody? :P

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

          • batgirl Nov 21,2014 12:24 pm || Up

            Even I was thrilled!

        • 5Aces Nov 21,2014 8:09 am || Up

          Same here. For various reasons the kids have never gotten into football. It is one of my great disappointments that I cant sit and watch with them.

          But the eldest Ace walked by right about when DC was starting the last drive. I got him to sit down (knowing a little bit more about Derek gave him something to connect to) and by the time we scored he was yelling and high fiving me like a dude. Maybe this changes EVERYTHING!

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Kay Temple Kirk Nov 21,2014 8:46 pm || Up

            Do you know what Twitch is? If your kids watch it, that’s their equivalent of sports.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  15. Bed Nov 20,2014 9:03 pm

    Thank goodness Tuck called that timeout…if we had lost due to Mack and Moore still celebrating I may have died from a heart attack right there.

    But seriously, folks...
    • doctorK Nov 20,2014 9:16 pm || Up

      1. Tuck should get a game ball for that TO alone.
      2. I don’t think NFL teams have a kangaroo court system, but if they did, Moore and Mack should be significantly poorer after this game.
      3. Someone should remind them to keep track of the what the current FKing down is.

      • Bed Nov 20,2014 9:21 pm || Up

        I agree with you on all three counts. I’ll give this team credit for one thing…they try hard. They don’t have many players, and they can be really dumb, but they do try. I hope Murray comes back healthy. I don’t care to see McFadden touch the ball again and I’m not sure Maurice Jones-Drew actually exists…oh, and cut Denarius Moore, tonight.

        But seriously, folks...
        • 5Aces Nov 21,2014 8:10 am || Up

          Moore is going into my HOF for WRs that seemed like they should become great and instead are horrible flameouts. He is in the class with Jerry Porter and Jacoby Ford.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Englishmajor Nov 21,2014 7:49 am || Up

      I was listening on the radio and I thought Greg Papa was going to have a stroke (which would be a tremendous improvement for 95.7’s daily air, although I quite like him as a football PxP guy).

  16. mother pucker Nov 20,2014 9:18 pm

    It is really difficult to truly evaluate Carr given the players around him, but I am becoming less and less impressed.

    I would be very open to drafting Mariota.

    • Bed Nov 20,2014 9:23 pm || Up

      I’d give the kid at least another year…hopefully with better coaching. He gets rid of the ball too soon but that can be overcome. If the next Manning or Luck was coming out then fine but I doubt any of these college QB’s are on that level.

      But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 20,2014 10:13 pm || Up

      No way. I like Carr a lot, but even if I didn’t, they gotta trade that pick, get DL and DB picks and really build this defense.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • mother pucker Nov 20,2014 10:18 pm || Up

        I would be perfectly fine them trading the pick.

        Probably the best move they can make.

        • nevermoor Nov 21,2014 10:15 am || Up

          Pretty much always true of #1 picks. Takes ~30 good players to be a good team, and if you’re picking #1 you don’t already have 29

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • MikeV Nov 21,2014 10:27 am || Up

            or you’re Indy and you lost PFM for a year and are gifted Andrew Luck.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

  17. Bed Nov 20,2014 9:25 pm

    I’m sure we’ll hear again for the 1,000 time that now we’ll see more of Reece as a runner…and then he won’t run the ball again for months. I’d love to pound the ball with Reece and Murray.

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 20,2014 10:15 pm || Up

      What I really loved was the scheme of Reese in that drive. Flat-out announced they were gonna run inside to move the chains and run clock, then did it. Most impressive drive of the season, by a lot.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  18. Bed Nov 20,2014 9:28 pm

    Alex Smith is a nice player but…you’d have to have a great defense and an amazing running game to win the Super Bowl with him at QB. He just doesn’t make plays down the field.

    But seriously, folks...
    • doctorK Nov 20,2014 9:30 pm || Up

      Didn’t manage the game well.

      • Bed Nov 20,2014 9:33 pm || Up

        He had a poor game tonight outside of that one stretch. Again, he’s a nice player but I don’t think he’s a championship player.

        But seriously, folks...
  19. Bed Nov 20,2014 9:32 pm

    Stupid celebration aside…Mack is a player. If he can get just a little bit better at positioning he’s going to be a beast.

    But seriously, folks...
  20. Bed Nov 20,2014 9:34 pm

    Michael Irvin doing commercials about people not breaking the law made me chuckle.

    But seriously, folks...
    • 5Aces Nov 21,2014 8:12 am || Up

      Hello, dont get caught breaking the law, or you’ll have to do a commercial just like this one.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  21. Bed Nov 20,2014 9:37 pm

    It was nice to see all the Raiders Hall of Famers…although Ron Woodson is a Steeler to me…heck, he even played for the Ravens longer than he did the Raiders. I did forget he played for the 49ers for one year.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Kay Temple Kirk Nov 21,2014 8:49 pm || Up

      I hope no funerals are caused by this glorious reunion having happened in the middle of the cold and pouring rain.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  22. Bed Nov 20,2014 9:47 pm

    The Oakland Raiders are the winningest NFL team in the history of November 20th, 2014…it ain’t much but I’ll take it.

    But seriously, folks...
  23. Bed Nov 20,2014 9:47 pm

    Enjoy the lounge.

    But seriously, folks...
  24. mother pucker Nov 20,2014 10:21 pm

    Just saw my first ever six-pack of Grapefruit Sculpin from Ballast Point in Seattle. Suffice to say, it is fan-fucking-tastic.

    • ptbnl Nov 20,2014 10:29 pm || Up

      (mutters about putting fruit in beer and kicks the kids off his lawn)

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • mother pucker Nov 20,2014 11:00 pm || Up

        Heh. In fairness, I asked if this meant they had the Habanero Sculpin of which I have never been able to try, but alas, that guy is not bottled.

    • Future Ed Nov 21,2014 11:33 am || Up

      you are in Seattle?

      Vivace.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  25. MikeV Nov 21,2014 9:53 am

    Okay, this is awesome.

    Moore: “Don’t you ever scream at me like that again.”

    Tuck: “I wanted to fight you. No, I did. I wanted to fight you. You know how your brother starts a fight and comes and gets you and its six guys waiting to fight? And you don’t want to fight them, you just want to fight the brother that got you in this mess? That’s how I was. I wanted to fight you, not them.”

    (I then went over to Khalil Mack to get his take on Tuck screaming at him)

    Mack: “There was a lot of that going on. I’m still learning. …We got the win. Nobody cares about that play anymore.”

    On the moment of bliss he and Moore was clearly caught up in …

    Mack: ”It was surreal, man. We knew we wanted to get there. It just so happened we did. The rest is a win.”

    On whether he knew the timeout had been called.

    Mack: ”(Smiling). We gone say we did. We gone say we did. That’s what Sio said? Sio said we knew? … Yeah, we knew the timeout was called.”

    Moments later, out of nowhere, comes Charles Woodson. He walks towards Moore.

    Woodson: “Man, what heeeeell was y’all doing?!?”

    Moore’s head drops as he smiles.

    Woodson: “What the hell was y’all doing?”

    Tuck: “Did you see me? I (wanted) to punch them right in the face.”

    Moore: We was doing the handshake.

    Woodson: FOR TEN MINUTES????

    Moore: For seven minutes, yes.

    (Laughs).

    Moore: “Hey. I turned around and he (pointing to Tuck) was yelling at me. And (Alex Smith) was like this (Moore squats like he’s under center).

    Woodson: “Because they was about to go!”

    Tuck: “I called timeout twice.”

    Woodson: ”Unbelievable.”

    Moore: “You know how they say act like you’ve been there before? I haven’t!” (eruption of laughter)

    Woodson: ”You better be glad we won or we would’ve been fighting.”

    Tuck: ”I’ve been in this league for 10 years. C-Wood been in this league 18 years. We’ve never seen anything like that. Ever. You know how you say ‘I’ve seen it all’? I’ll never say that again.”

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • 5Aces Nov 21,2014 10:10 am || Up

      They are right about one thing-thank God like 3 different people had the smrts to call the TO. If that had led to a loss I may have started a riot. Which in a boring residential neighborhood in Fresno would be REALLY hard to do.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Kay Temple Kirk Nov 21,2014 8:54 pm || Up

        Go to the corner of Fruit and Paul with a megaphone.
        Yell loudly and repeatedly “Paul Is A Fruit.”
        Throw live hamsters at anyone who gets near you.
        Riot.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Glorious Mundy Nov 21,2014 10:16 am || Up

      These football players sound almost human.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 21,2014 10:24 am || Up

        My season ticket partner who watches every Raider coach and player interview says that the players on the Raider D seem to genuinely like each other.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Soaker Nov 21,2014 11:11 am || Up

          United in their common disdain for the Raider O, no doubt.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Bed Nov 21,2014 5:58 pm || Up

            The only thing I hate about the Raiders offense is the coaches and players involved with it.

            But seriously, folks...
  26. Glorious Mundy Nov 21,2014 1:35 pm
    • AV Nov 21,2014 1:49 pm || Up

      turn it into a bar fight… just add bacardi.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  27. nowBodhi Nov 21,2014 3:32 pm

    Friday Funk Fiesta with us now as we blog upon the 74th birthday of one Mac Rebennack of New Orleans, Louisiana. You may know him best as the Gris-Gris grabbing, Goofa Dust speading Night Tripper, the incomparable “Dr. John” Creaux.. that’s right, Dr. John has a last name! And he’s also got an all-star band (including drum beast of devastation Steve Gadd) behind him for this 70-minute set, recorded off the radio in our nation’s capital 36 years ago and remastered extensively by yours truly all day yesterday! All this, that we might proclaim the heartiest “Yeah you right!” to this pillar of American music on his big day :P

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  28. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 21,2014 5:39 pm

    Help, quick! In 20 minutes I’ll be watching Mockingjay and I haven’t read the books or seen the previous films. What do I need to know?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Bed Nov 21,2014 5:48 pm || Up

      Bruce Willis is actually dead the whole time.

      But seriously, folks...
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 21,2014 6:01 pm || Up

        Shot by some girl with an arrow, right? It’s falling into place for me now.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Bed Nov 21,2014 6:05 pm || Up

          I’m pretty sure that’s how it happens…oh, and her dad is Darth Vader.

          But seriously, folks...
          • Jennifer Nov 21,2014 6:27 pm || Up

            And she takes naked selfies the entire time.

            • Bed Nov 21,2014 6:37 pm || Up

              I’m for that…well, depending on who’s taking the selfies.

              But seriously, folks...
            • andeux Nov 21,2014 7:38 pm || Up

              Revealing that she’s actually a guy.

              TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Nov 21,2014 7:38 pm || Up

        i see ed people

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Jennifer Nov 21,2014 6:27 pm || Up

      Kill yourself now.

    • MikeV Nov 21,2014 7:08 pm || Up

      The boat sinks at the end.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • doctorK Nov 21,2014 7:41 pm || Up

      I think it’s safe to say that the most important thing you needed to know before going is that the movie is going to suck.

      • 5Aces Nov 21,2014 8:25 pm || Up

        I read the books as the kids were reading them a year or 2 ago. Even for kids lit they got worse each one. Splitting this one into 2 is mind numbing to me.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Jennifer Nov 21,2014 8:26 pm || Up

          I stopped after the first book. Haven’t been able to get into the second.

          • 5Aces Nov 21,2014 8:34 pm || Up

            The good thing was they were short and easy to read so once you got going you could tear through them.

            But yeah so much of Mockingjay ended up with me thinking “maybe 13 and the capital will just blow each other up and I wont have to read anymore.”

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • 5Aces Nov 21,2014 8:35 pm || Up

              #SpoilerAlert?

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • Jennifer Nov 21,2014 8:47 pm || Up

              I read the first book during nursey school, just so I could see the movie. I was looking forward to seeing Liam Hemsworth, and boy was I disappointed. He was in the movie for five minutes. As much press as he was doing? For a few scenes? Boo.

              • Bed Nov 21,2014 9:54 pm || Up

                I don’t read or listen to Creed…I’m firm on this.

                But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Nov 21,2014 7:42 pm || Up

      I think it’s a One Direction concert film.

    • 5Aces Nov 21,2014 8:24 pm || Up

      Sorry I missed this. But of course everyone forgot the obvious: Mockinhjay is actually just the name of her childhood sled. It’s over in the corenr, about to be thrown in the fire.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  29. Bed Nov 21,2014 5:48 pm

    Enjoy the soup.

    But seriously, folks...
  30. Bed Nov 21,2014 6:19 pm

    I’m starting to feel better about the fact that I liked Family Ties more than The Cosby Show growing up…of course now someone will tell me that Michael J. Fox and Michael Gross were actually a serial killer combo in the 80’s.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Nov 21,2014 6:23 pm || Up

      Of course the real reason I liked Family Ties more is I’m a horrible racist…although I was hotter for Lisa Bonet than Jason Bateman’s sister. I guess I’m a complicated horrible racist.

      But seriously, folks...
  31. Bed Nov 21,2014 6:21 pm

    What’s happened with Bill Cosby is a great reminder why you should only admire dead people…their current behavior can never disappoint you.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Kay Temple Kirk Nov 21,2014 8:59 pm || Up

      Oh, I’m sure your friendly neighborhood historical revisionist has a little bit of shade to share.

      Look at how Mother Teresa’s reputation has taken a crap after her death. Someday she may even be known as a serial killer.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Bed Nov 21,2014 10:01 pm || Up

        Hmm…maybe she was Michael Gross’ partner on that 80’s killing spree.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Future Ed Nov 21,2014 10:03 pm || Up

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Bed Nov 21,2014 10:04 pm || Up

            It’s all starting to make sense.

            But seriously, folks...
  32. Jennifer Nov 21,2014 6:34 pm

    I thought Guardians of the Galaxy was just okay.

    • Bed Nov 21,2014 6:38 pm || Up

      I haven’t seen it yet. It has a green skinned character in it so I doubt I’ll like it due to the horrible racist thing.

      But seriously, folks...
      • Jennifer Nov 21,2014 6:39 pm || Up

        Green and blues and pinks!

        • Bed Nov 21,2014 6:41 pm || Up

          Sounds like a bunch of commies listening to boring music.

          But seriously, folks...
  33. Bed Nov 21,2014 6:35 pm

    I was happy to hear that Arkansas is only the third least educated state…we usually only beat Mississippi in these sort of things. Way to step up your game, West Virginia.

    But seriously, folks...
  34. Bed Nov 21,2014 6:40 pm

    I’ve always thought it was strange that the state that’s the hardest to spell, Mississippi, has the residents least likely to be able to spell it.

    But seriously, folks...
  35. Jennifer Nov 21,2014 6:43 pm

    I didn’t know what I was buying until I listened to it…

  36. Bed Nov 21,2014 6:47 pm

    I like to use lemons for ice tea, to clean things, and to make Annette Bening face.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Kay Temple Kirk Nov 21,2014 9:01 pm || Up

      I have to admit that I’d like to see this one in the tagline rotation.

      “Annette Bening Face” is a concept that deserves revisiting.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  37. Bed Nov 21,2014 6:48 pm

    Well, I’ve got fifteen minutes…how about we bring peace to the Middle East?

    But seriously, folks...
  38. Bed Nov 21,2014 6:56 pm

    My right hand is worn out from all the…uh…er…um…pocket pool I’ve played…wait, no…from all the jer…no, that’s not it…thumb wrestling I’ve done…yeah, that’s sounds plausible…they’ll buy that…I’m not typing this am I?

    But seriously, folks...
  39. Bed Nov 21,2014 6:57 pm

    Enjoy the feature presentation.

    But seriously, folks...
  40. Bed Nov 21,2014 6:59 pm

    Congratulations…you’ve won an all expense paid trip to beautiful Buffalo, New York.

    But seriously, folks...
  41. Bed Nov 21,2014 6:59 pm

    To quote the late great Bob Dylan…it’s hip to be square.

    But seriously, folks...
  42. Bed Nov 21,2014 7:07 pm

    Enjoy the cocktails.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Nov 21,2014 7:51 pm || Up

      I will. With an A’s tie in.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  43. Bed Nov 21,2014 9:52 pm

    The Lyle Alzado Football Life documentary brought back some memories. 10 year old me loved Alzado.

    But seriously, folks...
  44. Bed Nov 21,2014 9:56 pm

    To quote the late great Huey Lewis…the times they are a changin’.

    But seriously, folks...
  45. Bed Nov 21,2014 9:58 pm

    I learned three things from tonight’s commercials on the NFL Network.

    1. Infomercials still exist.
    2. CD’s still exist.
    3. Infomercials hawking CD’s still exist.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Nov 21,2014 10:00 pm || Up

      This last post was brought to you by Bed Inc.

      Letting you know all the information you don’t need to know since 1937.

      But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Nov 21,2014 10:00 pm || Up

      you can get tom emanski video’s still

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Kay Temple Kirk Nov 22,2014 8:24 am || Up

        My favorite is the one from “Emanski After Dark” where Eddie Taubensee shows how much of a baseball bat a man can actually sit down on without injuring himself.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  46. Bed Nov 21,2014 10:07 pm

    Is there no decency in humanity anymore?

    It’s end times my friends…they’ve canceled Queen Latifah’s talk show.

    But seriously, folks...
  47. Bed Nov 21,2014 10:08 pm

    Are there any C list celebrities who haven’t had a daytime talk show?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Nov 21,2014 10:14 pm || Up

      john stamos

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Bed Nov 21,2014 10:19 pm || Up

        He was married to Rebecca Romijn which makes him a B list celeb at least in my mind.

        But seriously, folks...
  48. Bed Nov 21,2014 10:09 pm

    In other entertainment news…I’ve been told I’m still not cool enough to watch The Mentalist.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Nov 21,2014 10:15 pm || Up

      cbs doesn’t do hulu.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Bed Nov 21,2014 10:16 pm || Up

        And they don’t take American Express.

        But seriously, folks...
      • 5Aces Nov 21,2014 10:56 pm || Up

        So how do I watch CBS stuff then? Have to use their online app or something?

        Related question-is there anything legal I can get to watch the A’s from MLB? I just checked some thing for MLB.TV and it said they are blacked out if I used it.

        I am thinking about ditching cable when my contract is up in a few months. But to do so I need to find enough other parts to make the family viewing still work.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Future Ed Nov 21,2014 11:16 pm || Up

          We just stopped watching CBS, but I suppose you could get an antenna and put it on your roof and wait for the progam to be listed in the Sunday paper’s pull out TV “gide” like your goddamned parents did.

          as far as the A’s. there are, well, I don’t think there are ways to watch the A’s streaming on your TV without violating the terms of your service contract with mlb.tv.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • 5Aces Nov 22,2014 7:03 am || Up

            Yeah. I started my look last night and I dont know if I am going to do what I wanted.

            My idea was that I could get a Chromebox for each of the TVs, Hulu Plus, and the MLB.TV. But I am running into too many roadblocks.
            -No A’s games
            -Only one person can be on the Hulu plus at a time
            -No CBS

            But I still think it is cheaper to get Hulu for each of the kids than to get a cable box. And they dont watch CBS, so I can probably make it work. NoI just hope MLB gets less stupid about blackouts (I am 30 minutes too far north =( ) or I decide to become a criminal.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • Future Ed Nov 22,2014 7:30 am || Up

              we have Netflix too.

              there is a limit on hulu? huh.

              you wouldn’t be a criminal. you would be violating your contract

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • 5Aces Nov 22,2014 12:28 pm || Up

                By limit I mean it says only one person can stream at a time. Has anyone found that not to be true? If I can let the eldest Ace watch spongebob while lil miss ace watch something else, etc Im golden.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Jennifer Nov 22,2014 7:40 am || Up

          What about Amazon’s TV thing? It won’t have MLB, but you may be screwed on that anyway.

          • Future Ed Nov 22,2014 7:44 am || Up

            you can’t stream without a cable subscription.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Jennifer Nov 22,2014 7:48 am || Up

              Even with Prime?

              • Future Ed Nov 22,2014 8:42 am || Up

                you can stream Amazon stuff, just not MLB content

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • Future Ed Nov 22,2014 8:43 am || Up

                mlb content that is restricted by the blackout policy.

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy Nov 22,2014 2:34 pm || Up

          Proxies are pretty effective, or so I’ve heard. There’s a chrome extension called hola unblocker which may or may not be totally foolproof and completely legal.

          If you have a mac computer and an apple tv box, you can mirror it right to the big screen. The chromecast dongle might do the same, not sure.

  49. Bed Nov 21,2014 10:12 pm

    Curt The Science Pervert: The new kids science show on Fox News.

    Watch as Curt Schilling perverts science, files for bankruptcy, and shows off bloody socks.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Nov 21,2014 10:15 pm || Up

      Is it confirmed that the sock was a hoax?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Bed Nov 21,2014 10:18 pm || Up

        I’ll have to go over all the research that I do before I post here on Free Kraut to be sure.

        But seriously, folks...
      • nevermoor Nov 22,2014 12:47 pm || Up

        I thought the reverse was true

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  50. Bed Nov 21,2014 10:21 pm

    With Ed and Bed doing all the posting this is a good time for young students to learn proper grammar and spelling.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Nov 21,2014 10:32 pm || Up

      I am half heartedly trying to figure out how to add a twitter account so I can post this gold

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Bed Nov 21,2014 10:37 pm || Up

        Free Kraut needs a twitter feed so we can tweet out all the A’s news we break.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Bed Nov 21,2014 10:39 pm || Up

          @freekraut

          Your trusted source for breaking A’s news since 1937.

          But seriously, folks...
          • nevermoor Nov 22,2014 12:47 pm || Up

            @freekraut

            We totally nailed to move to St. Louis Kansas City

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • East Bay Evans Nov 22,2014 11:20 pm || Up

            @freekraut

            Your 1937 Philadelphia Athletics!

            – Finally adopted those uniform numbers!
            – Only 5 Athletics HBP the entire year!
            – I miss Jimmie Foxx

            #RIP John Shibe

            • 5Aces Nov 23,2014 12:49 pm || Up

              #FreeKraut1937

              The Trotsky trial was getting boring until they decided to increase the number of judges since FDR thinks it is such a swell idea.

              And please don’t post any Spoilers from Little Orphan Annie-I had mom write tonight’s episode down for me so I could go check out this new Daffy Duck character at the Warnors.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • ptbnl Nov 23,2014 1:24 pm || Up

                #FreeKraut1937

                Can Manchester City continue to defy their pythagorean record? Being relegated despite scoring the most goals in the first division would be quite an achievement.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Glorious Mundy Nov 23,2014 2:04 pm || Up

                  #FreeKraut1937

                  Thinking of moving to Marin now that I can drive my motor car to work. I should be able to fit a much larger radio in a house out there.

                • 5Aces Nov 23,2014 2:13 pm || Up

                  Stop making this about you.

                  Western Union me.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  51. Bed Nov 21,2014 10:22 pm

    Commas and periods are anti-social…they just want to separate things.

    But seriously, folks...
  52. Bed Nov 21,2014 10:23 pm

    I haven’t cut my hair in a while…I’m about two months and a bottle of bleach away from having a Hulk Hogan look.

    But seriously, folks...
  53. Bed Nov 21,2014 10:28 pm

    Enjoy the veal.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Nov 21,2014 10:34 pm || Up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  54. andeux Nov 22,2014 9:55 am

    Go Crimson!

    TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Nov 22,2014 11:26 am || Up

      I was thinking “that stadium looks like it dates back to the Spanish-American War” and looking it up, I just about nailed it.

      Also LOL at the Harvard kicker for wearing glasses on the field.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • andeux Nov 22,2014 12:47 pm || Up

      Hurrah

      TINSTAAFK
      • Soaker Nov 22,2014 12:49 pm || Up

        For most of the 4th quarter that seemed headed for the worst implosion since the AL wild card game. The A’s retain the dishonor for now.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • nevermoor Nov 22,2014 1:18 pm || Up

        ::shakes fist::

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  55. Soaker Nov 22,2014 10:11 am

    KU’s evisceration by the Sooners in Norman is being delayed by thunderstorms. The Big Game is scheduled to follow that game on FS1. This likely means much of the first half of the Big Game will be shown on Fox Business Network or HAHAHA Fox News Channel.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Nov 22,2014 12:05 pm || Up

      Whew.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  56. Soaker Nov 22,2014 2:23 pm

    Furd’s offense goes from bad to awful without Montgomery, so that makes the matchup with our defense even. The Bears can definitely win this thing if our offense can hold on to the ball on Furd’s side of the field.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Nov 22,2014 2:24 pm || Up

      …or inside our own 10 yard line.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Nov 22,2014 2:37 pm || Up

        I flipped on the radio just in time to hear Joe Starkey say “Oh my, it’s intercepted by Stanford again.” That’s all the Cal football for me this season.

        • Soaker Nov 22,2014 2:57 pm || Up

          Even with a horrid loss today, the state of college football is such that Cal gets an invite to some dreadful bowl game if they beat a very mediocre BYU team next week.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Nov 22,2014 4:49 pm || Up

      Disappointed in the game today but clearly the team that was better won, so congratulations batgirl.

      On our side, whether we beat BYU and go to a bowl game doesn’t matter all that much. Sonny will certainly be judged on his third season. I’d strongly recommend that he not have the worst defense in FBS next year.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  57. Glorious Mundy Nov 22,2014 2:47 pm

    Florida, of course

    “I think what you have is a lot of people on the left who don’t like him,” said Ray Harker, who owns an air conditioning and heating business in the nearby town of Grant and came out to the show with his wife Eleanora, who nodded in agreement with much of what her husband said. “They don’t like what he says about black people taking more responsibility, and this is their chance to beat up on him,” Harker, who is white, added.

    • Kay Temple Kirk Nov 23,2014 7:46 am || Up

      yup, the racists turned out in force to support their house n****r. Fuck them.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  58. Future Ed Nov 22,2014 3:03 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Nov 22,2014 3:36 pm || Up

      Yeah, that’s not racist. At all. Just wow.

  59. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 22,2014 3:43 pm

    Wow, three straight Cal TDs overturned by the refs, who I can only assume bet the under.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Nov 22,2014 3:51 pm || Up

      This game is a great demonstration of why I feared MLB replay so much. I have to say, I found it delightful in the Yale-Harvard game when the announcers said “that’s debatable, but the Ivy League doesn’t use replay”.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Jennifer Nov 22,2014 3:58 pm || Up

      You made it!

  60. Future Ed Nov 22,2014 3:47 pm

    Its old, and I saw it in the deadspin comments, but AV bait:

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Nov 22,2014 7:13 pm || Up

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • MikeV Nov 22,2014 7:41 pm || Up

        I saw a VERY relevant comment on Reddit that basically said for all the accolades he gets now, Messi won’t truly be appreciated until he retires and his records aren’t broken for decades.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

  61. Jennifer Nov 22,2014 7:27 pm

    The best part of winter is soup.

    • AV Nov 22,2014 7:33 pm || Up

      i’m making leek potato as we speak!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Jennifer Nov 22,2014 7:39 pm || Up

        There’s a restaurant in Nashville I’ve been to a few times that has an amazing chicken tortilla soup. I’ve had dreams about it.

    • colin Nov 22,2014 8:07 pm || Up

      I made some good vegetable barley soup last night, but it will be even better when I reheat it tomorrow.

      • Jennifer Nov 22,2014 8:10 pm || Up

        My grandma makes oxtail and barley vegetable soup.

      • Jennifer Nov 22,2014 8:11 pm || Up

        I made taco soup for work tomorrow.

    • ptbnl Nov 22,2014 8:57 pm || Up

      We’ve been all about Spoonerisms at home recently, so when mrs ptbnl made pea soup …

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • 5Aces Nov 23,2014 12:50 pm || Up

      My crock pot says you are only sort of right.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  62. Jennifer Nov 23,2014 7:36 pm

    Instead of flowers, people should send bouquets of french fries. Like an Edible Arrangement.

    • 5Aces Nov 23,2014 8:32 pm || Up

      Bottles of booze. I want you all doing shots over my grave.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  63. AV Nov 24,2014 4:14 pm

    and we got groups for june!

    CHI
    mex
    ecu
    bol

    ARG
    uru
    par
    jam

    BRA
    col
    per
    ven

    (top two go through. third placers go into mini 3-way round robin with top two going through.)

    it even seems feasible the order balls came out in is the order the teams will finish. no clear group of death, with 2 biggies per group.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Nov 24,2014 4:19 pm || Up

      That reminds me of this AV bait I saw earlier today.

      • AV Nov 24,2014 4:28 pm || Up

        saw that. i don’t know how anybody coulda been fooled though. he looks more like brett michaels than cani.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Nov 25,2014 9:59 am || Up

      Wait, are you saying that the third place teams are going to play two additional games each between the groups and the knockouts just to eliminate one team? That’s new.

      • AV Nov 25,2014 10:05 am || Up

        that’s what i thought when i looked at the brackets. in retrospect (i haven’t gone back to confirm) it makes more sense that they’re just going to compare their existing records *as* third-placers and pick the two better ones to go through.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Glorious Mundy Nov 25,2014 10:07 am || Up

          Your original understanding would be more fair and more fun. I just don’t think there’s time.

          • AV Nov 25,2014 10:13 am || Up

            it’d almost make more logistical sense to open it up to 6 teams from the north and have 4 groups of 4…

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • AV Nov 25,2014 10:20 am || Up

              holy smokes concacaf has a lot of members.

              bonaire? that’s the nice neighborhood next to beverly hills right? they get their own team??

              and montserrat? the doctrinized private preschools where they teach you how to put on sweaters left to left???

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • Glorious Mundy Nov 25,2014 11:27 am || Up

                You can have Suriname and the Guyanas back, if you want them.

  64. Kay Temple Kirk Nov 24,2014 5:01 pm

    I got bit by the NFL bug and wanted to watch some games, but I don’t have cable or regular TV.

    So, I’ve been watching all the Houston Oilers games from the 70’s and 80’s I can find. Dan Pastorini and Earl Campbell were frickin’ awesome!

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • 5Aces Nov 24,2014 5:18 pm || Up

      Well I cant find my favorite football banner ever to place here: at the HOU-OAK WC game someone at the Coli had a Campbells “Creamed Earl” sign. It was definitely too big for Lew’s liking.

      So instead, here is some of Earl’s sauce for you.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Soaker Nov 24,2014 6:52 pm || Up

      They did provide great moments in television history such as this one.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Kay Temple Kirk Nov 24,2014 9:13 pm || Up

        I literally had that on in the background tonight as I cooked dinner for my folks and wife, but my mom had me turn the sound off because Howard Cosell gets on her nerves.

        Thanks for pointing that dude out. I can see him being pretty much over it by that point. I’m surprised he didn’t pick his nose too.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  65. Glorious Mundy Nov 24,2014 6:31 pm

    This Ferguson prosecutor. Good lord, man, just shut up now.

    • Glorious Mundy Nov 24,2014 6:40 pm || Up

      The guy fired 12 shots at the unarmed kid! 12!

      • colin Nov 25,2014 5:37 am || Up

        The most insane part is that they decided that there isn’t even probable cause to think a crime might have taken place. Can you imagine what would happen if the decision whether or not to prosecute any crime was made on similar basis?

    • dmoas Nov 24,2014 7:10 pm || Up

      That was one dry, scratchy voice. And he was very repetitive. Then again, we are talking about a general audience with a short attention span and who mostly don’t understand what the process entails, specifically I’m looking at you news media.

      • Jennifer Nov 24,2014 7:40 pm || Up

        For the third time, NO! He can’t tell you how the grand jury voted.

        • dmoas Nov 24,2014 7:56 pm || Up

          INQUIRING MINDS NEEEEED TO KNOW!!!! And by that, I mean the News Media. Damn Jim, we’ve got to spin this thing!!! SPIN!! SPIN!! SPIN!!!!

          • AV Nov 25,2014 10:35 am || Up

            i don’t understand the bruising on the right side of the young officer’s face.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  66. Glorious Mundy Nov 24,2014 7:18 pm

    Split-screen of the president speaking in measured tones while pitched battle rages in an American street. Yikes.

  67. Glorious Mundy Nov 24,2014 8:57 pm

    Having George Zimmerman’s lawyer as the expert in the CNN studio seems somewhat provocative.

    • Future Ed Nov 24,2014 9:08 pm || Up

      haven’t watched any.

      But am at my parents house, and the news teased “find out if a white police officer is charged for killing a black teenager” as if there was a question.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • MikeV Nov 24,2014 10:46 pm || Up

        whole situation is just sad.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • ptbnl Nov 24,2014 11:36 pm || Up

          and keeps happening again and again.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • dmoas Nov 25,2014 7:50 am || Up

            One of these days there’s going to be a perfect storm of events that’s going to escalate this shit beyond what we’re already seeing.

            • MikeV Nov 25,2014 9:25 am || Up

              yeah, when it happens to affluent white people.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • Glorious Mundy Nov 25,2014 9:33 am || Up

                Never, in other words.

                • AV Nov 25,2014 10:11 am || Up

                  1789 is not never. it’s just that when 1789 happens, 10 years later everything is barely-distinguishibly pro-affluent people again.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • nevermoor Nov 26,2014 8:34 am || Up

                  …but different people are affluent

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • dmoas Nov 25,2014 10:34 am || Up

                I was thinking it would be the next Martin Luther King Jr. getting shot by a cop for walking down the street. But that might do it too.

            • Kay Temple Kirk Nov 26,2014 7:47 am || Up

              Politically, if we want this shit to end, we need to cut the balls off of our police departments.

              Cut their salaries to the bone. Up the education requirements. Don’t allow them to carry guns.

              Then, the only people who will qualify to be cops are idealistic young liberal social workers…

              THE EXACT PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE COPS IN THE FIRST PLACE!

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • Glorious Mundy Nov 26,2014 9:48 am || Up

                We probably need to change the way we prosecute police shootings. Even DAs who don’t have the background this guy did (father a cop killed in action) are invariably close to the cops just because they work with them and rely on them every day. Having someone from outside the usual process handle these cases would change the calculus for these guys when they decide whether to fire their weapons.

                • dmoas Nov 26,2014 11:25 am || Up

                  Agreed on that one. Either a special division of the state/fed. Or some outside, dare I say, Anti-cop group? Give the cop access to very qualified defense so they’re not totally screwed, but divorce those who protect the current system from the process.

                • Glorious Mundy Nov 26,2014 11:28 am || Up

                  I would be totally fine with having the DOJ handle every local cop prosecution, but I’m sure the Supreme Court would strike that down before the ink was dry.

                • Future Ed Nov 26,2014 12:03 pm || Up

                  I think an independant anti cop group would be better. State and Federal DsOJ are populated by the same pro prosecution people and DAs Offices.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Glorious Mundy Nov 26,2014 12:16 pm || Up

                  That’s fair, but it’s not pro-prosecution that I’m primarily worried about here. It’s pro-cop, and more specifically, pro the particular police department for which the suspect worked. I can live with the prosecutor being a law and order type. I can’t live with him or her being completely in bed with the suspect’s force and having to continue working closely with that force on a daily basis.

                • dmoas Nov 26,2014 1:26 pm || Up

                  I think both are a serious issue if only for the sake of insuring no bias. But the latter is definitely the heart of things. They HAVE to have a good working relationship to do their job properly. Having to go after a member of them puts law enforcement and the justice system had risk so it’s nearly impossible to accept their findings on their face.

                • nevermoor Nov 26,2014 1:27 pm || Up

                  How about this: if cop is wearing TURNED ON body camera, they retain the presumptions in their favor we have now (but we see exactly what happened. If not, presumption flips and we assume they had something to hide.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • dmoas Nov 26,2014 1:31 pm || Up

                  You’d want to add anything outside the view of the camera, anything lost while recording gets flipped. Only what can be corroborated by the video. Which is more or less what you’re saying anyway.

                • andeux Nov 26,2014 1:38 pm || Up

                  Yes please.

                  But Rialto’s randomised controlled study has seized attention because it offers scientific – and encouraging – findings: after cameras were introduced in February 2012, public complaints against officers plunged 88% compared with the previous 12 months. Officers’ use of force fell by 60%.

                  As a secondary benefit, I like the idea of turning around the “if you have nothing to hide, why are you afraid of being watched” argument on cops.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • Future Ed Nov 26,2014 12:01 pm || Up

                  absolutely. I have a few DA fb friends. they are reasonable people in general, but the posts a couple of them have made…yeesh, they just can’t separate.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Glorious Mundy Nov 26,2014 1:07 pm || Up

                  I just don’t see how an outsider DA could look at what went down there and say that the DA office did its job. It’s baffling.

                • nevermoor Nov 26,2014 1:28 pm || Up

                  Prosecutors are different people.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Future Ed Nov 26,2014 3:09 pm || Up

                  its true.

                  After last trial, the my jury* took the prosecutor to task for repeatedly “asking” my client, who took the stand, if she was a liar (she admitted to lying to the cops after her arrest) about the stolen property and drugs found in her car.

                  he was genuinely shocked that him saying “so you are a liar? That’s what you do you lie, right?” “You’re a liar, right?”

                  Many have no idea why our clients, don’t just stop doing drugs and stealing and get a job.

                  *although voting to convict on the more serious charges, it was a nothing to lose trial, offer was 10 years, judge could do a little better, but would necessarily end up pleading to 2 strikes, so we went to trial. after trial, probation rec was 5 years BEFORE prop 47 which she qualifies for some relief

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Glorious Mundy Nov 26,2014 1:09 pm || Up

                  Maybe they’ll feel differently when it’s a 12-year-old kid dead…

              • dmoas Nov 26,2014 11:16 am || Up

                Actually, that would backfire bad. Very bad. Think that one through. They would be more corrupt. They’d get their money on the side. And those who are sadistic assholes would be more inclined to do stupid shit that they think they will get away with because they have less to lose in terms of salary/pension. And they’ll abuse their power because, fuck it, that’s all they have cause the money is shit.

                Higher educational requirements, okay. VERY (think Japan) restrictive gun requirements, okay. But the rest of it, no.

                • Glorious Mundy Nov 26,2014 11:26 am || Up

                  How about *higher* salaries for police combined with some sort for teach for america type program to draw in the idealistic liberals. Police for America. Americops. You get the idea.

                  Also, with the higher salaries come strict suspensions without pay nearly every time you discharge your weapon, and most of the time you use your taser. That way they are less likely to kill or maim somebody just for the sake of convenience.

  68. AV Nov 25,2014 1:37 pm

    whoa city. how did that happen? (agüero, agüero, agüero)

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Nov 25,2014 1:46 pm || Up

      He’s too good for that team. They don’t deserve him. By the way, I’ve been meaning to ask: why is he called “Kun”?

      • AV Nov 25,2014 3:02 pm || Up

        he liked to watch this cartoon and his little brother couldn’t say the M.

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kum-Kum

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • sslinger Nov 25,2014 2:41 pm || Up

      Yeah that was a crazy finish.

      • AV Nov 26,2014 10:50 am || Up

        and it’d been such a dull 2nd half really.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Nov 26,2014 10:42 am || Up

      I enjoyed the “look at my nipple” celebration photo here.

      My favorite part of his play came after he scored the second. Neuer tried to kick the ball away so that Kun couldn’t do the grab-the-ball-and-run-it-to-the-center-circle-because-there’s-still-time-for-us-to-win-this routine, but Aguero beat him there, took the ball, and sent him flying into his own net. Totally awesome.

      • AV Nov 26,2014 10:47 am || Up

        if i can’t have july 13, there’s always neuer in the net, i guess.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Glorious Mundy Nov 26,2014 10:50 am || Up

          It really, really stinks that he wasn’t healthy for that final.

          • AV Nov 26,2014 10:57 am || Up

            di maria is my lament.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  69. nowBodhi Nov 25,2014 2:00 pm

    Today is a sad day for a million different reasons, not the least of which is the Tragedy Anniversary aspect at which humans seem to excel. Forty years ago tonight someone very powerful and connected left us… a pity he only sold 10,000 records while alive, and upwards of ten million since. Blog with us today for a stunning tribute concert, remastered by yours truly, to the indescribably beautiful music of Nicholas Rodney Drake.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  70. Jennifer Nov 25,2014 6:17 pm

    So I ordered a jacket a week ago that was supposed to ship in 1 day. Yesterday I still hadn’t received shipping information, so I called the store to see WTF. Today I got shipping information, so I didn’t think anything about it. Well, just five minutes ago, someone from fucking TEXAS calls me and wanted to let me know they had my jacket. Ummm, how did you get my phone number? It was in the package along with your other contact information. FUCKING GREAT. This guy has called me twice now about this fucking jacket. Just fuck the jacket now.

    • Jennifer Nov 25,2014 6:26 pm || Up

      The store’s response: “The jacket just shipped today, so there’s no way this gentleman has your package.”

      That’s your answer? Great, thanks. I no longer care about the fucking coat I CARE ABOUT THIS WEIRDO HAVING ALL MY CONTACT INFORMATION.

    • AV Nov 25,2014 6:26 pm || Up

      if you don’t like it you can jacket.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • MikeV Nov 25,2014 6:45 pm || Up

      Just fuck the jacket now.

      Probably his angle.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Jennifer Nov 25,2014 6:50 pm || Up

        I’m gonna start getting awful dick pics now.

        • 5Aces Nov 25,2014 9:31 pm || Up

          Like there is such a thing as an awful dick pic.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Jennifer Nov 26,2014 8:59 am || Up

            Micropenis.

            • MikeV Nov 26,2014 9:08 am || Up

              i asked you not to tell anybody.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • Jennifer Nov 26,2014 9:17 am || Up

                I asked you not to send me the pictures.

                • MikeV Nov 26,2014 9:51 am || Up

                  liar.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

            • ptbnl Nov 26,2014 9:20 am || Up

              Nanopenis.

              Worse yet, Nana’s penis.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  71. AV Nov 25,2014 8:26 pm

    gotta wonder if brian.only is missing his old hood tonight…

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • ptbnl Nov 25,2014 8:39 pm || Up

      Another long night of ‘copters

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • ptbnl Nov 25,2014 11:07 pm || Up

        Hellacopters

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Future Ed Nov 26,2014 5:05 am || Up

          nice. i am in orange county. the library we went to has maybe 100 spanish language books, but is on the at least 5th police helicopter of my lifetime.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • AV Nov 26,2014 9:17 am || Up

            but. but. they told us that 5-blade bell that huntington beach sprung a million bucks for was going to allow cops to bust backyard keggers extra-quietly for a lifetime!

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Future Ed Nov 26,2014 9:25 am || Up

              only once was the helicopter useful in my experience. when santa landed at my elementary school and gave us candy canes.

              a second time it might have been useful, when a driver side swipped SLF’s car. Of course, by the time I ran to a pay phone a block away and called 911, and the helicopter to engaged to track down the SUV, the SUV was gone and never caught.

              And when neighborhood kids were engaging in malicious mischief, the helicopter couldn’t see under the cars where the kids were hiding so they never got caught either.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • AV Nov 26,2014 9:13 am || Up

          at some moment it looked like there was going to be a 2nd attempt on our freeway onramp, so we decided to make our protest from albany hot tubs. came back and everything was quiet here, but it seemed they’d moved closer to you. i followed on twitter till about midnight. it sounded… hm. gosh. like some people wait all year for a reason to go out and play riot.

          get any sleep?

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • ptbnl Nov 26,2014 9:19 am || Up

            Yeah, it calmed down eventually. Oakland does seem to have a problem as the point of convergence for all the white suburban blackblockheads. T-mobile and McDonalds I can understand in an infantile posturing kind of way, but trashing Genova deli? Way to stick it to the man, tough guys …

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • AV Nov 26,2014 9:27 am || Up

              trashing genova is a bunch of balony.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Future Ed Nov 26,2014 9:26 am || Up

            its shocking that I have seen no protests locally…in orange county

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • ptbnl Nov 26,2014 9:32 am || Up

              Too busy doing fundraisers for Officer Ferguson.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • AV Nov 26,2014 9:38 am || Up

                pfft. why would the duchess of york need to join the police??

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  72. Glorious Mundy Nov 26,2014 10:55 am

    Wow. This is messed up on so many levels.

    • Englishmajor Nov 26,2014 5:56 pm || Up

      No charges yet…that might yet happen. But the Minneapolis Police Department has its messed up aspects, as Pointergate pointed out.

    • dmoas Nov 26,2014 7:01 pm || Up

      After watching it a couple of times, I know I’m in the minority on this, but I’m more bothered by people in mass like that blocking the street (or in the east bay block fucking highways). Unless there’s proper crowd control, there’s a point where the driver has to do some sort of illegal maneuver to get around the crowd. That’s not to say gassing it through the crowd is accessible, but I can easily imagine myself trying to slowly get through, have the car pounded on and mobbed and wonder what the fuck I’d do at that point. Obviously running down those people should result in some sort of legal action, but I’d hope that the situation would at least play in on some level. It’s not too dissimilar to those motorcyclist attacking a car and the driver gassing it to get away. At some point you have to act in your own defense even if you foolishly put yourself into the situation.

      • AV Nov 26,2014 7:09 pm || Up

        put it in park. roll down the window. shout the system’s got to die, hella hella occupy. and wait a few minutes. where were you going anyway?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  73. Glorious Mundy Nov 26,2014 11:03 am
    • AV Nov 26,2014 11:08 am || Up

      only if it’s written on an unsigned post-it, stuck to the cupboard over the sink, and begins with “whoever’s dirty dishes and state of the union address these are…”

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • colin Nov 26,2014 12:40 pm || Up

      It would be totally hilarious. Just so obviously petty and it’s not like Obama’s SoU is going to be particularly awesome this year — anything he proposes can’t make it through Congress. Actually, maybe it would be an awesome speech because he could get completely content free and instead go with nothing but rhetoric.

      • dmoas Nov 26,2014 1:28 pm || Up

        I think he needs to talk about how it’s things are now in the Republicans hands and that it’s all their responsibility and really ham that up. Then he can veto the fuck out of everything and throw his hands up in the air saying “What, I said it was their responsibility. If they were to compromise and do their job, they’d have plenty of votes to bypass me altogether.”

    • dmoas Nov 26,2014 7:06 pm || Up

      If they do, I hope he holds it at the White House and present it as a Roast to the GOP.

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