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28 Dec 2009  |  Ice Cream  |F(il)K

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Sung to the tune of the Beatles’ “Day Tripper”.

Got a good reason for taking gratuities out

Not a good season, he’s taken gratuities out

He was a bad tipper, some say stick it, yeah

It took ’em so long to find out and they found out

He’s a big teaser, he stiffed ’em half a percent

He’s a big sleaze (er), he stiffed ’em half a percent now

He was a bad tipper, a Hendry picket yeah

It took him so long to find out and he found out

Tried to please him, he only paid one time, fans

Tried for treason, he only plays for the M’s now

He was a bad tipper, Seattle waiters yeah

It won’t take so long to find out and you’ll find out

Bad tipper

Bad tipper, yeah

Bad tipper

Bad tipper, yeah

Bad tipper

Where is the good in "good-bye"?

18 thoughts on “F(il)K: Bad Tipper”

  1. nevermoor Dec 28,2009 1:59 pm

    It’s only because Seattle waiters are all racists.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  2. monkeyball Dec 28,2009 2:08 pm

    God damn you, waiter! You fuckin’ asshole! Everything’s a fuckin’ travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  3. the dogfather Dec 28,2009 6:24 pm

    It’s good to have another boomer around — nice, Ice baby!

    The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
  4. monkeyball Dec 28,2009 7:01 pm

    Wait, I’m confused — would or would not Dee Snider approve of this?

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • Leopold Bloom Dec 28,2009 7:33 pm || Up

      When he wasn’t busy promoting Handlebars out on LI, I’m sure he’d approve.

    • Ice Cream Dec 28,2009 9:32 pm || Up

      This D. Snider would approve.

      … when his average slipped to .277 in 1951, and the Dodgers squandered a 13-game lead to lose the National League pennant to the New York Giants, Snider received heavy media criticism and requested a trade.

      “I went to Walter O’Malley Frank McCourt Lew Wolff Tom Hicks Tom Ricketts and told him I couldn’t take the pressure,” Snider was quoted in the September 1955 issue of SPORT magazine. “I told him I’d just as soon be traded. I told him I figured I could do the Dodgers A’s Rangers Cubs no good.”

      Where is the good in "good-bye"?
  5. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 29,2009 8:44 am

    I’m off to Reno this morning. I’m hoping to arm a town the size of Abilene.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • salb918 Dec 29,2009 9:00 am || Up

      Just don’t elbow it.

      • Ice Cream Dec 29,2009 10:21 am || Up

        That was humerus.

        Where is the good in "good-bye"?
        • salb918 Dec 29,2009 10:24 am || Up

          Puns are within my intellectual radius.

          • nevermoor Dec 29,2009 10:27 am || Up

            Ulna you din-ent.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • the dogfather Dec 29,2009 11:22 am || Up

              Patellic.

              I din-ent catch the reference to Reno and Abilene, and neither did google. Was it from a ’90s song?

              The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
              • salb918 Dec 29,2009 11:24 am || Up

                google couldn’t find it? what a boner

                • the dogfather Dec 29,2009 11:27 am || Up

                  Oops. Defamed google. Grateful Dead song.

                  Call me numbskull.

                  The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
                • mk Dec 29,2009 11:37 am || Up

                  Ah. I was going to guess Wanted Man.

                • andeux Dec 29,2009 11:40 am || Up
                  TINSTAAFK
                • the dogfather Dec 29,2009 11:42 am || Up

                  Okay, but no Friend of the Devil.

                  The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
                • sslinger Dec 29,2009 1:20 pm || Up

                  Yeah, two Dead songs. Anyone going to Furthur?

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