June ← 2013 ← FREE KRAUT!

Game 83: Don’t feed the birds 277

  After doing the Lew Wolff Pocket-Lining Marathon in horrendous heat yesterday, I’m trying to decide between watching the game with my feet in a soothing bath or listening to the game in bed. But remembering that some of my companions from yesterday are working at the Alameda County Fair and others are at Pride, ...

Game 82 Car-di-nuls 101

If this were the NBA, it would be the last day. Also, it sounds like the Coco lean brought the boys and girls to the yard

Birthday Suite Giveaway 78

Hey you FKers, I just wanted to let you know that my 50th birthday is next week. To celebrate, we’ve rented two loge suites (61 and 62) for Tuesday night’s game against the Cubs. Now, it turns out we have 12, count ’em, 12 extra tickets to this affair. I would be tickled pink green ...

The “is it really game 81?” game thread 148

So if my sources are correct, we are half way through the season after today. And are treat for that is the St. Louis Cardinals.   I expect reports from those at the park on the stats of Matt Holliday’s smile.

6/26/13 Lounge: Wow, this day. 336

No game Thursday? What? Lazy bums! What do they want me to do at work tomorrow? Work? Pshaw.

Game 80: No Float For You! 159

It’s a Wednesday in the sunshine to complete the short visit to Oakland by the Cincinnati Reds. Per the Slussbeat, the Reds have come to Oakland five times, each time to a differently named ballpark. Started with Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum, currently the O.Co Coliseum. Quick, name the other three! The A’s have the best night ...

Game [something something] Thread 196

Game Thread! Lineup change for the #Athletics… pic.twitter.com/ZZyUZ0Ujc6 — Oakland Athletics (@Athletics) June 25, 2013

Grill/thread type thing 177

I thought it was a free parking spot, but it was actually a Geo Metro. Is the old or new span more likely to fall down in an earthquake? Mark Ellis would make an excellent second base upgrade. Remember when we were trying to figure out whether we should keep Brandon Allen or Kila Ka’aihue ...

Games 77 and 78 – A’s vs M’s 180

Post away, bitches. Edit #2: Here’s Sunday’s lineup. Let’s forget Saturday ever happened.

Summer Solstice Seventy-Sixth 67

Starring Susan Slusser. Crisp CF, Jaso C, Slowrie SS, Cespedes LF, Moss 1B, Donaldson 3B, Smith DH, Reddisk RF, Sogard 2B. Solon P. Cespedes returns, sinistral side. SS also notes rotation’s staying straight despite offdays, also shows badass Neshek sibling snag as Twins sideline glovesman.