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154-5-6: Don’t Judge until you’ve walked a mile in another’s anal beads 12

The A’s are in Anaheim but the real news is in: * Toronto, where Aaron Judge sits restlessly on 60 homers, forcing Roger Maris Jr to leep attending baseball games; and * The chess-o-sphere, where fiery Grandmaster beef just keeps getting hotter. Kape A.Mart and Swervin vs Sandoval (not the fat one) Lorenzen (not the ...

The A’smazings 151-153 32

Bassist and Scherzer and deGrom. Should be fun,

148-150: From SEA to shining sea 41

The A’s actually play some important games this week…important to the Mariners, Rays, Jays, Mets and Braves. The Mariners’ remaining schedule is ridiculously soft. They ought to be able to cruise into the #1 AL Wild Card spot and host either the Jays or Rays, but if anybody can screw this up it might be ...

Deep in the Heart of Awful, 142-147 113

Ads on the pitchers mound are bad enough. Proselytizing is worse. He Gets Us to hate everyone different than us. Fucking this Taliban state with a splintery stick. "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

138-141 White and Yellow Shoes. Not seeing Socks 31

JP is not Towering over the southsiders Dylan Cease is warming up in the bullpen in the 2nd, the disrespect.

Games 136 and 137: Hotlanta, bringing the heat 68

The defending World Series Champions come to Oakland for a quickie one-night stand. Atlanta is only one game behind the Mets for the NL East lead; the winner there almost certainly gets the second bye in the National League. The Mets get their shot at the A’s on September 23-25. Tonight at 6:40: Irvin vs. ...

Ain’t Goin Out Like That, BWI expansion pack, 130-2+133-5 35

Smokin that smelly, Northern Cali Gonna put a slug in Captain O’Malley A’s visit Nats field for the first time ever, there’s gotta be a thread. A’s players, almost all of whom are recently quite familiar with bus rides, traipse up to Camden Yards. "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than ...

Yankee Go Home, again and again 126, 127, 128, 129 93

Well, the Yankees are here. 20th anniversary of the 20 game win streak party is sunday

Games 123-125: The One with the Offensive Offenses 110

I don’t expect the handful of fans who will show up at the next three games at the Coliseum will see many runs scored. The Marlins are #27 in team OPS (.665) with the A’s #29 (.627). The Marlins come to town with a 9-21 record since the All-Star Break and this impressive streak of ...

Again with Seattle 120-122 62

Bsssit was being gritty in Philadelphia so I and I assume all of you were paying more attention to that. Anyway three games with seattle. They are in a playoff position I think. I don’t think they would be if it weren’t 2022 or 2020. Ivin, Kaprielian, a “sears” Gonzalez, Gilbert, and castillo I think ...