FREE KRAUT! ← I was laughing until I saw the dude in the diaper.

Front Row Seats 2019 53

Finally! The tickets have changed hands, and there are lots of differences in the way they’ll be managed. For my sanity I’m using a google sheet this year; highlighted dates are already taken (green is George’s folks, gold is us), post your requests in the comments here. I’ll grab dates as soon as I see ...

The Dog Days of Spring 194

Only 10 days until the big double-header with the Nippon Ham Fighters!

Pitcher, Catcher, Shoulder, Cry 250

Report!

February Forst 145

Pitchers and catchers report in 9 days. We could still use a catcher and some pitchers.

Happy 2019 FKers! 236

Happy New Year from the South Pole! The Antarctic ice sheet moves 10-meters per year, so there is an annual ceremony to move the Geographic South Pole marker. The winter machinist makes a new marker each year, which is first revealed at the ceremony #newyears #southpole pic.twitter.com/MNkkjQcIO9 — South Pole Telescope (@SPTelescope) January 1, 2019 ...

Cold Stove Grill 300

I’m starting to get desperate for news that the contending A’s have acquired somebody. Maybe a fresh thread will make it happen. Talk about whatever.

There’s The Game, and then there’s The Big Game — fire up The Grill 286

An exciting, or maybe not, Rivalry Saturday of mediocre FKing football is almost upon us. For some reason the 135th edition of that excuse for drunken debauchery is being played at Fenway Park rather than Harvard Stadium. I didn’t know a betting line existed for that one, but Vegas Insider currently shows Harvard -4.5 with ...

Hot Election Stove Grill 243

Get er done people pic.twitter.com/AMNt7NdwrQ — Vince Cotroneo (@vincebaseball) November 6, 2018

World Series of Unfortunate Events 181

Go Red Sox, I guess. Who really cares.

Less Certain Sympathies 145

Milwaukee is the heavy favorite really because the other three cities are nigh intolerable. "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."