Four Eyes vs. More-Balls-Than-Cahill Holliday still swooning from the fetid Orange County air. Predictions: A’s win; our respective dinners are delicious.

All over the world No Holliday tonight: “non-baseball-related condition” If I may channel mikeA: KILL THEM

Tonight we have a televised! rematch of the 1913 World Series between the A’s and Giants. I am not among the skilled few who are able to conjure gameday during Spring Training so I don’t know the lineups, but it’s Cahill vs. Lincecum. I’m guessing that Slappy “Red” Cabrera will be in the #2 spot. ...