Our heroes cross the border into the wild lawless north. It will not be easy, as Canada is filled with lowlifes who’d just as soon poison your sushi as look at you. Albeit politely.
Famous gamblers. The guy who founded Cirque Du Soleil is on the list.
Drug-addled cretins. This guy was Toronto’s mayor.
Dangerous demagogues. This guy is Ontario’s premier. Also the brother of the drug-addled cretin.
Exciting young players, fringe wild card contenders, Manaea Manoah blah blah blah, sure, OK, just watch you don’t get shanked outside Tim Hortons for your soggy leftover poutine."Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."