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Remaining Schedules 84

There’s been some consternation by many (including me, in my head), about the Rangers’ easier remaining schedule. Excluding head to head, Tx has: 10 vs. Ana 10 vs. Hou 6 vs. Sea 4 vs. TB 3 vs. KC 3 vs. Min. 3 vs. CHW 3 vs. Pit 2 vs. Mil The aggregate winning percentage of ...

The can we talk about baseball now? grill 207

Grant is dumb and will probably lose all his money (SBN warning), but I’m happy that he would take the over on the A’s. Mike already posted this in the lounge, but Balfour tore his meniscus (link by SuSlu) while throwing yesterday and will be out until roughly the start of the season. I’m not ...

Ode to Johnny Joe 27

[Original lyrics here.] ODE TO JOHNNY JOE It was the third of April, a preseason ending by the bay I was out takin’ grounders while Mark Ellis turned doubleplays And at dinner time we stopped and walked back to the clubhouse to eat And Geren hollered out the back door “y’all remember to wipe your ...

One Adam Dunn and eight Endy Chavezes: The Grill 011910 105

Jack Cust: still your TTO champeen Honorable Mention (second tier) I thought “good-hearted but not well-thought-out” referred to the decision to rely on Eric Chavez the last 3 years. (On-topic Yglesiasm: “I wonder if Google will threaten to stop operating in the United States once it turns out our government’s been up to snooping malfeasance.”) ...

Poor Jack Cust 12

[Original lyrics here.] I woke up this mornin’, There were tears in my bed. They cut a bat I really loved Signed Coco Fucking Crisp instead. VORP, VORP, They drove poor Jack Cust outta town. VORP, VORP, The AL strikeout crown. Sent him off to free agency Four million-dollar arbitra’. Chose the poor OPS behind ...