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FKin’ Bold Dan Straily (and farewell Employee #8) 277

Original here: (apologies to The Boss) Bold Dan Straily was a fine young guy, Thought he’d give hardball a try, Has more strikeouts than any flinger, He’s got lightnin’ in his fingers. So get out the way, of bold Dan Straily, It’s past time to be Triple A-ly. Minors ‘r over, major leagues is waitin’, ...

Game 105 You can call them A’s you can call them Jays 478

I like how the A’s can sit their regular 2nd base person with no loss of production Crisp, smith, reddick, cespedes, moss, inge, kottaras, rosales, sogard Colon

The Lounge where we turn it on again… 364

Hey there, hi there, ho there…I’m tan, rested and ready to talk about VORP. So how is everybody?

The Dan Straily Anticipation Bar and Grill 112

Dan Straily, ooh, Dan Straily, If you were twins like Hayley (Mills), we’d win our ballgames daily; You throw the ball so gaily, You are so very male-y, You’ve made us forget Bailey, You never could be FAIL-ey, We’re glad you’re here, not Raley, Dan Straily, ooh, Dan Straily.

104 Tampa Bay v Oakland Let there be Gore 474

Surprisingly, I knew he was alive. Most of these folks I am only aware of their aliveness after the news of their death. Weeks, Smith, Reddick, Cespedes, Carter, Moss, Inge, Suzuki, Sogard. Everyone where they are expected.