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Eh, Rampaged Tots 26

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Me go deathtraps Them got parades Death game sport The Port Damages A tampered ghost Aghast: dope term Aorta depth gems Pasta doth merge OT: Gathered maps Greased mathpot He petted orgasm Stomper date hag Argh! Poets mated! F**K losing. Fank it all.

Giese 50

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Jjjsixsix is awesome. Jennifer is also awesome. This is: 1 — recommended bleachers attire when Giese is pitching, and/or 2 — the money you could be saving with Gieseco, after it got mugged by that fence-building yokel (w/ apologies to Frank Rizzo)

Baby’s bottle 125

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Your beer baby is weak! Matt Holliday, circa 1983? From yesterday’s Braves-Mets tilt. Sluggerrr sez Go RRRoyals!

SCGHCSBCP 28

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Some Cuddly Guys Hoping Can Score Big Clown Porn Dallas

DLD or Condilump Ink Bar or whatever 95

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The New Ballpark Blog has some stuff (today’s and yesterday’s diaries) that’s news to me. Most things are news to me several days/weeks/millennia after they’ve happened, so I’m sure you already know that stuff. That’s the only A’s/baseball-related link I’m gonna put, because if I spend more than a few minutes typing, I’ll get DLDblocked ...

Battle of the shitty lineups 39

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Suzuki C Cabrera SS Giambi 1B Terrence Long LF Cust-o-Fab DH Crosby 3B Henry Hill RF Petit 2B DFAvis CF

Huzzah 97

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Good to see Dustin test-driving the court-ordered treatment program his brother will be undergoing.

Boo 17

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I am utterly confused: game thread 050309 117

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Sweeney Cabrera Giambi Holliday Cust RF Suzuki DH Crosby 3B Petit 2B Powell C PoppyEdit:

Trying this FKing thing out 179

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News from SuSlu: MaEl’s livestock injury is “relatively severe” and he is expected to miss four to six weeks. The MRI on Eric Chavez showed blahblahblah. Same shit, different day. Lineup for the A’s: Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney Wolverine