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Gm thrd: klnd @ Tmp By 41

#Athletics at #Rays: Weeks 2b, Crisp cf, Matsui DH, Willingham lf, DeJesus rf, Jackson 1b, Pennington ss, Suzuki c, Sizemore 3b — Susan Slusser (@susanslusser) August 5, 2011 vs

Grilled Carolinian Colbert 117

Kudos to MLB for a brilliant idea. Kudos to Colbert for kicking ass with it: Pro Tip: If you're taken out to the ballgame, you don't need peanuts AND crackerjacks. The crackerjacks already have peanuts. #Colbert — MLB (@MLB) August 5, 2011 Looking for the latest in pitching stats? Go to http://atmlb.com/oYK4d3 right now! #Colbert ...

Baileys gonna bail 30

I did this as a comment over at **, but I wanted to get your thoughts on it, too, as salaries are not necessarily my forte. Also, I wanted to see if jpgs get equally screwed over here.

Sweepers gonna sweep 72

#Athletics at #Mariners: Weeks 2b, Crisp cf, Matsui DH, Willingham lf, Jackson 1b, Sizemore 3b, Rosales ss, Sweeney rf, Powell c — Susan Slusser (@susanslusser) August 3, 2011 Gio vs {snerk}

Drankers gonna drank 208

FSU bait I think Barton might have caught this, but he definitely would have thrown to no one covering 2B or 3B on this: Would that be dvsa, or SC4C? Your daily correlation-is-not-causation-but-boy-it-sure-is-tempting-to-argue-otherwise Being pale in Southern California isn’t easy, which is why I appreciate the judgment-free environment at Turtleneck Beach. — Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) ...

Carpers gonna carp 187

#Athletics lineup tonite in SEA: Weeks 2b, Crisp cf, Matsui lf, Willingham dh, Sweeney rf, Jackson 1b, Suzuki c, Sogard ss, Sizemore 3b — Oakland Athletics (@Athletics) August 2, 2011 Harden vs King Felix

A respite from the weight of the world 140

OBAMA COMMUNIST!!! OBAMA KRUGMANIST!!! Whichever he is, UR DOIN IT WRONG This may be the most disheartening/surprising development of the Obama Admin TWRPS “It was really visible.” FSU + AlamedaAphid vs the A’s front office?

Open House – Se4Ep3 – Skyler to Eyebrows: “Checkmate” 21

Spoilers Inside. Woo.

Mariners gonna marinate 21

With FKGate in the rear-view mirror it feels like we’re beginning a 54-game denouement. I should be able to watch the night games in Seattle but those 4 p.m. and morning games in St. Petersburg and Toronto later in the road trip don’t figure to get high priority. Weeks, Crisp, Matsui DH, Willingham LF, Sweeney, ...

Waiters gonna wait 386

Your all-purpose no-ballpark-for-you! thread. Marine Layer’s interLew. DisFKussion already started here. Lots of stuff to fisk/quibble with, but to me the lede would be that Lew’s threatening to threaten to move out of California, and that all along that’s been his Plan B (regardless of whichever Plan A.x iteration he was on). Lew’s unsolicited call ...