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Game 88: Sharkey’s Day 207

{{{cue John Williams’ JAWS theme}}} TOR SS: Jose Reyes 2B: Munenori Kawasaki LF: Melky Cabrera 1B: Jose Bautista DH: Adam Lind CF: Colby Rasmus 3B: Juan Francisco RF: Cole Gillespie C: Josh Thole SP: Mark Buehrle RHP Drew Hutchison OAK C: John Jaso 3B: Alberto Callaspo LF: Yoenis Cespedes DH: Josh Donaldson RF: Stephen Vogt ...

Game 87 Lefty on Lefty Action 135

Kazmir v Buehle (SP?, not going to look it up) Crisp, Gentry, cespedes (dh) donaldson, norris, Freiman, lowrie, callaspo (2b), Vogt (rf) this is you last day to lean how to spell Samardzija. you still have a few days to figure out if its Hammel or hammels

Samardzija + Hammel to A’s for Straily, Russell, McKinney & PTBNL(?) 413

So sez Keith Law… Too much? F’in A? az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde

Game 86: a star spangled GT 114

Beautiful day for a game. Im ok with the hats but the dont go with green and gold. Donaldson is vack in the lineup and we have 2 catchers to support Tommy. Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty

Who’s Down to FK? 198

So there’s been talk of making Saturday August 9 FK Day IV. In this one, FK watches its best friend get beaten to death by a blond Soviet Superman, then goes through hellish training and knocks the sneering commie bastard out cold, then makes a big speech about how we learned to respect each other ...

Game 85 Eh’s at A’s 150

something is happening. the game started at 6 I just turned it on to KK ray and Vince being confused about something. I have $5. No I don\'t.

Game 84: Lumber 132

I advocate kicking Justine Verlander while he’s down. More specifically, sending screaming liners and titanic moonshots to every corner of that ballpark, scoring double digit runs and shattering Verlander’s confidence against the A’s forever after. Per the morning SuSlu, Cespedes and Norris are back in the lineup while Donaldson gets a day off for only ...

Game 83: I Ain’t Even Mad 35

Rick Porcello is funny-lookin’. Let’s destroy him. Let’s leave his emotions and mental state in shambles.