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Genius Genius! Genius!! Genius!!! Gotta be the Vaillancourt Bloom bait OK, fine — one of you can have a kidney. But I’ve got some immunosuppressant to sell you … FK, I’d vote for this: What if Bernie Sanders sat down, wrote a â€œPlan for Prosperity,â€ and in it raised the top marginal rate on everyone ...

Friday FKwiz 20

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1. Â Peak vs. Career: who struck out more hitters, Greg Maddux or Pedro Martinez? 2. Two post-WWII pitchers have >100 WAR. Â Who are they? 3. By WAR, who had the best left-handed pitching season since WWII? 4. Peak vs. Career, lefty edition: who struck out more hitters, Sandy Koufax or Jamie Moyer? Answers, as usual, ...

Staring glumly at blank screens 31

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In college on Long Island and in Florida, I played tuba for the Nazi Poisoned Sausages Dammit In former Soviet republic, Internet cuts off you

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Game Thread, with A’s, without Ellis, with Jackson, without fleas 53

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Game starts at 9:30 am. A’s have some weird start times on this road trip….tomorrow at Minnie starts at 1:10 PDT (3:10 CST). What kind of game starts at 3:00 local time? No Ellis today–inner ear problem. And not only can he not play today, he may not be able to fly after the game. ...

Game 5: Oakland at Toronto 34

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Four games into the season, the Athletics find themselves four games out of first place in the AL West, as the Rangers completed a sweep of their opening homestand by beating Felix Hernandez this afternoon. Having failed to negotiate the Hot Corner, grotesquely twisted wreckage is all that remains of Kz’s opening week. The grisly ...

You expect that Wolff will eat KRAUT 43

Apr

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Kz benched (for tonight, anyway), Wuertz->15-day DL, Ross up Via linusalf, Cisco not doin’ so hot — no idea whether this would impact their proposed SJ stadium fundage Huckabee really is a creepy dude

Game 4: A’s @ J’s 79

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Jo-jo Reyes, Your Life Is Calling vs Our Favorite Twitterererer Geren goes all-righty — no Matsui, no Cliffy, Iron Foot Willingham at DH. Slusser sez Cliffy’s fine. Crisp Barton CoJax LF Willingham DH Ellis DDJ Zk Kz LaRoche SS Zip-zip bottom 2

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It’s pixelation gone mad! 65

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Wayne Rooney scored a hat-trick this weekend, and celebrated by seeking out a camera to swear into. Here’s a widely-published still from the event: but what the FK is the pixelation supposed to achieve here? Oh, and Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas is 40 years old.