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Judge-ment Day: the FKing Yankees come to Oakland 341

Scapegoat – thy name is Curt Young. I’d ask Trevor to not let the door hit him in the ass on the way out, but only because I want him to hold it open for some of our other “veterans” who we can only hope are next. Apparently, Aaron Judge is too tall for the ...

Sweep With the Fishes 153

There are actually still fish alive in that backstop. Cotton vs. Ureña Gossett! v. Volquez

I like FloRida. Moms Need Rap Too. 254

While our temporary Florida Man pregames with his haul from Publix, I thought we could use an early game thread to complain about the A’s. Mark Canha’s batting average got low (low, low, low, low, low, low, low) and he is on his way back to Nashville. Welcome to the big leagues Jaycob Brugman! I’ve ...

Blame Canada, Blame Canada 373

Our heroic Athletics defend the honor of America against invaders from the north as the Toronto Blue Jays come to the Oakland-Alameda Coliseum. Canada, known primarily for maple syrup, universal health care, and the McKenzie Brothers will send their best to battle our boys. I’ve posted the starting pitching match ups in invisible ink so ...

The A’s take on D.C. corruption 189

I guess Dusty Baker is still managing and uh, both teams will likely use starting pitchers at some point. I don’t think I’ve ever seen the Nationals play baseball so…there’s that.   Go A’s This Post Is Stopped.

Hello, Cleveland 352

Daniel Mengden makes his 2017 debut, vs. Carlos Carrasco. Time to see if the rotation depth goes 6 or 7 deep. T: Sonny Gray vs. Trevor Bauer, 3:10 PDT W: Sean Manaea vs. Mike Clevinger, 3:10 PDT Th: Jharel Cotton vs. Corey Kluber, 9:10 AM PDT Local hero Rajai Davis is back atop the lineup ...

Good versus Evil. 254

The Nine Time World Series Champion Athletics take on the Twenty Seven Time World Series Champion Yankees in the house that public subsidies built. Go A’s!

Miami Twice 290

It’s the first of the home-and-home two-game series over a three-week span, in the traditional battle for the Don Johnson Trophy. Bet you wouldn’t have guessed: Number of episodes of Miami Vice produced: 112 Number of episodes of Nash Bridges produced: 122 Tonight at 7:05: Jose Urena vs. Jesse Hahn Tomorrow at 12:35 Edinson Volquez ...

Suckin’ in Seattle 356

Manaea/Gallardo Triggs/De Jong Hahn/Bergman Manaea having trouble finding the strike zone in Game 1, and not getting any help from the ump.

John Wayne Was a Ranger 178

MDC had it right. In fact, John Wayne played a Texas Ranger in the 1961 film The Comancheros, teaming with his captured fugitive to fight a criminal gang running whiskey and guns to the Comanches. John Wayne kills the gang AND the Comanches, natch, frees the fugitive to run off with the chief’s daughter, and ...