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FireDwightSchrute.com: DLD 110409 44

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Dwight Schrute has the Official No. 1 Stupid of the Offseason: [Wallace] could force his way into the lineup in spring training if Adam Kennedy isn’t re-signed. That gives Kennedy some leverage in negotiations. If he can outhit Mark Ellis again, he can move back to second when Wallace is ready. Ugh. Geez, is this ...

World Series WPA hitting leaders (through game 5) 12

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A Rodriguez 0.345 C Utley 0.302 H Matsui 0.3 J Damon 0.297 P Feliz 0.283 J Posada 0.15 A Pettitte 0.091 N Swisher 0.037 C Hamels 0.033 J Rollins 0.019 E Hinske 0.014 J Molina -0.009 A Burnett -0.01 C Lee -0.011 E Bruntlett -0.036 J Hairston -0.036 J Werth -0.04 M Stairs -0.045 S ...

Iwamura about to be moved? 15

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Might the A’s be the “unexpected” team about to trade one (or, as you say, two) of our 13416 relief pitchers to the Rays for one of their 8724 infielders? UPDATE: Aw, nertz. It’s the Pirates. you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never ...

All the blockheads and dummies: DLD 110309 174

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Not entirely accurate, but a smart thing to be saying Awesome: Good interview with Froomkin I told you: meretricious Half. Jesus. HALF!!! When something < nothing All the blockheads and dummies

2010 Offseason Primer 70

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This is a less fluffy version of something I postedï¿½ elsewhere. I wanted to get feedback from folks I consider to be a few brain cells brighter than most. Good info here.

Wrong Weiner: DLD 110209 51

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Jesus. This press release is almost as good as the one for Frank’s Quality Kraut Singles. Does Ellis have one of himself as a half-unicorn? Another reason I like Krukow: blowhard homer though he may be, every game he accurately predicts 3 or 4 things you never would have seen coming, and illuminates the pitcher’s/catcher’s ...

DLD 10/30: Fruit Bat Fellatio 38

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Fellatio By Fruit Bats Prolongs Copulation Time This is great: Oral sex is widely used in human foreplay, but rarely documented in other animals. Fellatio has been recorded in bonobos Pan paniscus, but even then functions largely as play behaviour among juvenile males. The short-nosed fruit bat Cynopterus sphinx exhibits resource defence polygyny and one ...

KOTD: Brussels kraut 66

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So I was reading this rudimentary ode to the Brussels sprout, and I thought, “Hey, you know what would be good? Brussels kraut!” Lo and behold, Michael Voltaggio got there ahead of me: Pastrami Pigeon Rye-infused Jus, Brussels-Kraut, Little Potatoes, Puffed Gruyere Cheese (And, yes, I know, FSU is going to insist it should be ...

Not Sure: DLD 102909 64

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Those who have lists, and have Huddy on them, prepare to cross him off This is a fun idea. It also suggests a new Chavvy nickname: Not-Mexican-Enough Elephant. Non-Slate-style contrarianism: platoon splits do not necessarily mean what you think they do “hmm, I just watched over three hours of a FOX broadcast, and I’m not ...

Perfect for lawyers and criminals: DLD 102809 69

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I share Sully’s tawdry anticipation Pie Spy?!? #12 for #18 Perfect for lawyers and criminals you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come