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F(il)K: I’m so glad that you’re here 15

Jan

7

2010

[Original lyrics here] So, so you think you can call A strike from a ball Long flies from outs Can you play in right field? Or will you just flail? Like an EPIC FAIL? Do you think you can hit? And did they get you to trade Your homers for outs? Everybody agrees Your whiffs ...

Poor Jack Cust 12

Jan

7

2010

[Original lyrics here.] I woke up this mornin’, There were tears in my bed. They cut a bat I really loved Signed Coco Fucking Crisp instead. VORP, VORP, They drove poor Jack Cust outta town. VORP, VORP, The AL strikeout crown. Sent him off to free agency Four million-dollar arbitra’. Chose the poor OPS behind ...

Cust Signs 141

Jan

7

2010

according to Slusser. Excellent.

Grilled Hot Links with the Peppers and the Onions 1/6/10 288

Jan

6

2010

No poo discussions. Promise.

I guess it’s a GRILL – 1/5/10 197

Jan

5

2010

Point the first Atomic Hot Point, blame mk for any adverse reactions you have to this particular post. Also, abandon hope all ye who enter here for you are entering the empire of the dead. Or, at least, closing in on the french resistance. Point the second Banger Point, NFL: “There’s definitely a will to ...

Leopold Goes to the Hospital RCDS 1/4/10 235

Jan

4

2010

Okay, so in addition to having recurring diverticulitis and an inability to stop eating crap food, my stool has taken on an unusual shape–namely flat. So I’m off to the doctor/ER today, most likely to find out I have some sort of colon cancer and will soon be dead. So, there’s that.

THE FK NEW YEAR’S UBER BLOW OUT TRIPLE BLOCKBUSTER MEGA META POST 235

Jan

2

2010

My triumphs in 2009, you will be shocked to learn, were modest. I successfully installed a lawn. I stopped watching TV for the most part. I discovered olive oil was better on popcorn than butter. I shepherded my favorite sweatshirt through another year. If I had a different personality, the dawn of a new year ...

Living in the past: Annual countdown RCDS 12-31-09 159

Dec

31

2009

5. Alternate title: “Fine. I’ll do it (the RCDS DLD ?xq111). Again.” courtesy of jeepers, three years ago. 4. Alternate title/subject: best meta-threads/diaries/comments of the decade … any nominations? ï¿½Among some recent ones I dug up recently … Ice Cream’s “In Apricot’s Killfile“ Wherein monkeyball endorses certain non-sports writers only for their prose style. mikeA ...

DLD 12.30.2009 74

Dec

30

2009

SuSlu: A’s in the Aroldis Chapman hunt Oakland is in the thick of the bidding for the left-hander, according to major-league sources, and there is no reason to think the A’s can’t lure Chapman away from some of the big-money teams, the way they did with Dominican phenom Michael Ynoa two years ago. Oakland paid ...

F(il)K: Bad Tipper 18

Dec

28

2009

Sung to the tune of the Beatles’ “Day Tripper”. Got a good reason for taking gratuities out Not a good season, he’s taken gratuities out He was a bad tipper, some say stick it, yeah It took ’em so long to find out and they found out He’s a big teaser, he stiffed ’em half a ...