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Winning isn't everything 42

1. This has to be the greatest website in the history of the internet. You Calvin and Hobbes fans won’t be getting any work done, ever again. 2. Notes on Noses (Harrison and Sons, 1852) We believe that, besides being an ornament to the face, a breathing apparatus, or a convenient handle by which to ...

Game 15: A’s vs. Taliban 97

None of you FKers put up a game thread.

Rectum Sniffer Fish Head 64

You stay classy, white people! Johnson: No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money. Damn! I’d been hoping it was Chavez. Toles is good: the political equivalent of the tour of Les Miz (No woman but a blockhead ever spoke, except for money) Marcel, “master of the spinning wheel,” one of the many ...

4/19/10 What Do I name the new Grill? I know! Atomic Hot! 134

1. Here in the Bay Area SW Florida, we all live in fear of crazy Evan. Hat sales have plummeted in the area as he will track you down and hurt you, especially if you wear the same hat size as him. If you’re reading this outside the greater SW Florida area, please send help. ...

Game 14 Thread 159

Brett Asteriskderson and the beautifully white-clad A’s go for a sweep.

Game 13: Straight Outta Oakland 66

You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge Straight outta Oakland, crazy motherfucker named Ice Duke From the gang called Pitchaz With Aptitude Target called off, a bat is sawed off Pull the trigger, and hittaz are hauled off You too, boy, if ya fuck with me Cederstrom gonna hafta come and ...

Game 12: A’s vs. Orioles 39

Beat the birds!

I’m fighting American League pitchers three nights a week 37

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son Until then, I’ll treat them with the condescending contempt they have thus far deserved. Extremely cool Icelandic volcano/ash photos How much do musicians earn online? The Catch of a Lifetime. It really was a great catch. And his son’s reaction is awesome. Oh, ...

Game 11: A’s vs. Baltimore 27

The Griller Inside Me 60

Slusser goes there: Fox is in what appears to be a platoon at designated hitter with Eric Chavez This is why Chavez is still on the active roster: Scott Stapp: never underrated {snerk} Crist Does Well In Three-Way Alex Chilton didn’t have health insurance Christ, what an ash-hole I love a good rural nitrate-film-discovery story ...