HUDDY See Timmy how big he’s grown But friend it hasn’t been too long He wasn’t big …was considered undersized by scouts at 6′0 tall and 160 pounds They laughed at him and he got mad The first day that he painted it was just a twig When the Big Show came And he ran ...

[Original lyrics here.] Exhuming McCarthy You’re fracturable more fracturable than Lee You’re affordable more affordable than he Royals ask too much for Greinke’s services

With apologies to everybod-ye: [Lew-ye speaks] “Oakland, you have many, many poor people. I realize, of course, that it’s no shame to be poor. But it’s no great honor either! So, what would have been so terrible if I had a rich fan base? If we were a rich team, Crawford Jeter  Thome Werth Konerko ...

According to trainer Steve Sayles, via PR man Bob Rose, [Brett Anderson’s] strain [is] in the musculotendinous junction [Original lyrics here.] Musculotendinous Junction, as performed by the Dr. James Andrews Sisters Feelin’ low Pitchin’ slow Don’t want to go Right back where J. Devine is bound Way down south in Birmingham I mean south in ...

[Original lyrics here.] Glove Penury 1. “Go down, go down, Glove Penury,” Beane cried. “And stay i’ Sacramentee. I have gold coins, two mill point five I’ll guar’n’ty them all to thee.” 2. “I can’t go down and I shan’t go down, Or stay i’ Sacramentee. Some shitty-hitting team in MLB May love me better ...

[Original lyrics here.] Slugger’s Escape “Overlook, please, my strikeouts,” I heard the slugger say, As the A’s waived him from the Coliseum And were giving him away. “My offseason hasn’t been a pleasant one And my time it isn’t long, And I still do not know What it was that I’ve done wrong.” Well, the ...

[Original lyrics] Winning teams had come Here but now they’re gone Prospects and pray for sleepers So we can win, in sun or in rain (We can cheer they’re here) Come on baby (let’s pray for sleepers) Pitching with right hands (let’s pray for sleepers) We’ll be able to win (and play for cheaper) Baby ...