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Wait, what? We have not been apprised of this detail before, have we? Braden has battled nerve problems in that foot since treatment for a rash went wrong last season and a nerve was accidentally severed during a biopsy. Then, of course, there’s this: Asked if he’d been given antibiotics, Braden shrugged and said no. ...

Wherein JediLeroy elaborates on language in the year 4000: Gri … Screw it, DL-fing-D, 3.25.2010 248

[It’s long so here’s a key: 1. Disco, 2. British TV, 3. Whale sushi, 4. Manly vegans, 5. LB To Do List, 6. Shock collars, 7. Mitt Romney, 8. Languages, art] 1. I had this song in my head all day yesterday: It was a strange experience. I think I might have even bobbed my ...

The Grill March 24 2010 145

FREE KONE! 109

It’s Free Cone Day I respect Zimmern, but the swirl is too much for me. I’m a chunk man, not a swirl man. And when I do indulge in a swirl, I prefer it to be chunk-free. Rancho Gordo moving into a perm spot inside the Ferry Building? Cool beans. This is a big fucking ...

3/22/10: We Got This 200

Balloon Juice has earned a lot of Nevermoor Points(tm) recently. In the sports world, Mauer has earned a lot of bank account points recently. Hank Greenberg (probably) lost a lot of home run points a long time ago. Tango has earned a lot of credibility points recently. Slusser has trolled for a lot of unicorn ...

Conversation Non-Starter 60

Here at Free Kraut, Conversation Starters have a spotty record when it comes to, well, starting conversations. My theory on this is that a) nobody ever says anything provocative, and b) the posts are too often about baseball, which is just not that interesting to talk about.

Weekend Grill 3.20/21.10–Scenes From Beyond The Grill 56

Weird things I’ve seen while driving: 1. Outside of rural Copperopolis in the Sierra foothills one gorgeous spring morning, while driving to Bear Valley with Mrs. Ice Cream, we saw a man, right by the highway, sitting in a chair in his yard, having his lathered back hair shaved by (presumably) his wife. 2. On ...

Grillarch Grilladness 66

Ouch. That ND loss sure hurt my bracket. And I guess it’s now officially too late for me to root for the Catamounts after all. FSU’s FREEKRAUT bracket challenge I got nuthin’ else. Dump, link, grill, FREE your KRAUT! … Oh, OK, one link. you better hope to God you don't show up in this ...

Gee are eye ell ell 77

you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come

Please insert your link in my grill 93

[REDACTED] I love the Foreman grill my dad brought me. I hate not having any good links to cook on it, or any way to get them. 1. Old school jobs 2. Polish style link 3. Old school Photoshops 4. RIP, world’s smallest man az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde