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Slugger’s Escape 3

Apr

4

2010

[Original lyrics here.] Slugger’s Escape â€œOverlook, please, my strikeouts,â€ I heard the slugger say, As the A’s waived him from the Coliseum And were giving him away. â€œMy offseason hasnâ€™t been a pleasant one And my time it isnâ€™t long, And I still do not know What it was that Iâ€™ve done wrong.â€ Well, the ...

Ode to Johnny Joe 27

Apr

3

2010

[Original lyrics here.] ODE TO JOHNNY JOE It was the third of April, a preseason ending by the bay I was out takin’ grounders while Mark Ellis turned doubleplays And at dinner time we stopped and walked back to the clubhouse to eat And Geren hollered out the back door “y’all remember to wipe your ...

Custerbation 61

Apr

3

2010

No, Angela, I don’t believe it! Out: Slusser confirms Cust DFA’ed. Beane said it didn’t make sense to divide DH at-bats up between Cust and Chavez, cited Cust’s poor spring. Powell demoted. DL: Crisp with hairline fracture. Cahill to open season on DL with LEFT shoulder soreness. In: Gio (5th starter), Ross (does this make ...

Opening Day Eve-Weekend 50

Apr

3

2010

Stuff I learned reading the Roy Halladay article in the SI baseball preview issue at my kidâ€™s dentist office: Heâ€™s a non-practicing Mormon Scouts like young pitching prospects with round butts (flat-butt kids donâ€™t fill out lower body frame). Stuff Iâ€™m wondering about while 860 AM radio has canned syndicated sports talk instead of Marty ...

Approximate Anniversary Post Featuring America’s Second Greatest Hero 34

Apr

2

2010

We’ve hit a single so far. Wherein The Joker plays softball. The awesomeness of this show cannot be overstated.

Low-emission unicorns powered by the renewable energy of rainbows 172

Apr

1

2010

Generally speaking, I’m with Atrios. But this (or at least the first half of it) is pretty good: In the context of health care for homosexuals, “push poll” warrants a {snerk} Peter Weller is a fixture in my pantheon (cue Ice Cream). And a reminder to those of us who live by the FK mission ...

They even had it on…the news? Grill fer the 31st: Going out a lamb 182

Mar

31

2010

I get the majority of my news from you guys.Â But I started thinking what it would be like to not have you guys.Â I’d have to rely upon my home page, which is Yahoo, because that’s where my email is.Â I dunno about you, but the information gathering involved at Google frightens me, though ...

Find that pervert! 87

Mar

30

2010

FAILorina Welcome to the club of states who don’t turn their back on the sick and the poor iFSU, The Villages aren’t happy with you, sir Can someone show me in the bible where Jesus was unjustly accused of covering up systematic pedophilia? Ick. Time for me to start using this. Oh yeah? But who ...

Stadium Commision: A’s to San Jose (Unconfirmed) 13

Mar

30

2010

Zennie Abraham: According to a source Monday evening, Major League Baseball (MLB) is set to report that their MLB Baseball Stadium Commission formed to evaluate the Oakland A’s stadium situation is going to recommend to MLB Commissioner Bud Selig that the Oakland A’s move to San Jose.

Semi-daily Grill Dump 29 March 2010 192

Mar

29

2010

1. Creepiest kids books: 2. Can the mandate be enforced? The penalty is assessed through the Code and accounted for as an additional amount of Federal tax owed. However, it is not subject to the enforcement provisions of subtitle F of the Code. The use of liens and seizures otherwise authorized for collection of taxes ...