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Happy Hagfish Day! 25

It’s Hagfish Day! WhaleTimes believes repugnant and slightly revolting animals like hagfish make great role models for highlighting conservation concerns for all marine animals. “Sometimes it seems as if ecological causes are popularity contests that exclude the less attractive and less well-known, though equally vulnerable, creatures,” said WhaleTimes Director Ruth Musgrave. “There are species in ...

Logrollin’ 66

Dirty Sanchez {snerk} Speaking of euphemisms … Aqua Buddha, what an asshole Funny (funnier) Fangraphs has … nothing to say about Crisp’s option He fixes the cable?

We feel that we’re next 54

Off-day. Feh. TWMYS This would be awesome: Scratch AZ off Curt Young’s interview list? (Nagy was one of my favorite Jacobs Field-era Indians.) In college, I was lead axeman for the Hollywood Star Whackers

Clowns 93

5:30? Not much sympathy, dude. Bill James: douchebag, dumbass All Close Plays in the Age of Photography Are the Same, Chapter … One “The young and engaging Giants”? Really, Roger? Or does he while away the evenings putting on puppet shows for himself? (The parenthetic is really good, too.) Ugh. What a nasty family. Ugh. ...

My Grill Sal 75

Wash tests positive for pixie dust Sully is wrong backtracking here — their ressentiment was the same, it’s just that Nixon wasn’t an idiot and actually finished things that he set out to do Best. Headline. Ever. (via Sully’s minions) Someone let Kebob know if Beane is spotted in jewelry stores and tux-rental joints … ...

Let the bodies hit the floor… 97

I’ve been slacking. I’ve wanted to talk about the A’s roster as they head into the offseason for a couple weeks now and I haven’t done shit about it. The 40 man roster has 45 names on it, Ellis and Crisp are going to have their options picked up and there are about a dozen ...

Grilling on a Thin Line 110

Interesting thought-experiment by Tango. Don’t let Beane see it. This looks like something I really want to see. And Drew’s right — the Warner Archive is a genuine treasure. Have yet to order anything … mostly due to the fact that I’d have a hard time stopping at any reasonable number of titles. This, though, ...

The Big Grillkowski 117

Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov! Donnie, you’re out of your element. 13-year-old, Dude. What was all that shit about Vietnam? Let me tell ya something — I dig your work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody — just fabulous stuff. Phillies at Giants @ 1:19 PT Rangers at Yankees @ 5:07 PT

Uh … fraud? 54

If there’s one thing I love, it’s big expensive terrible movies Mark Purdy runs 9 men onto the field for a long FG try, calls timeout, then punts it into the end zone for a 15-yard advantage in field position (LB, did you read Purdy when he was in Cinci?) Grienke available. There’s another one ...

Playoff salmagundi 59

So, consensus: did Wash screw the pooch last night with his bullpen usage? Yankees up 1-0. TODAY Yankees at Rangers 1:00 PT (TBS) Giants at Phillies 4:30 PT (FOX) SUNDAY Giants at Phillies 5:00 PT (FOX)