FREE KRAUT! ← Did I misinterpret you, or did you just celebrate the failure of your own corroborating evidence? ← Page 239

So, Halsabalt Sairdy eebnin’, May 28th for a Tailgatin’, grillin’ pre-fireworkin’, Freekrautin’ Freevent!, Hon? 53

If you-n-your’n are in-town over Memorial Day weekend, that would seem a sufficient excuse for a Gathering. Gates open around 4:30, at which time we’ll set up in the Handicap Parking zone in the north lot, right outside Gate D. Game is at 7:05, with fireworks – looks like a McCarthy start against dem Ohreohs, ...

Game 39: A’s vs. Weigh Toxic Chaos 40

I don’t have lineups, nor clever pictures, nor anything really clever to say about it. But I’m watching the game, on my FKing awesome gigantic TV set.

Game 38: A’s vs Ozzie’s Douchebag Brigade 68

#Athletics vs. #WhiteSox Crisp CF, Barton 1B, Sweeney LF, Matsui DH, Suzuki C, DeJesus RF, Ellis 2B, Kouz 3B, Pennington SS, McCarthy P — Oakland Athletics (@Athletics) May 13, 2011

Grill 5/13/11 – Return of the Bloom 187

There it is.

Post-game-through-off-day Rain-delay Rain-out-through-off-day Grill 196

Define “basically” In college, I played word games for Wittgenstein’s Mistress Alan Simpson is a FKin’ idiot — and, frankly, so is anyone who would put him in a position of any responsibility (there’s a small chance that O was playing 12-dimensional chess with Simpson and Bowles [possible evidence?], but I worry that O is ...

Game 38: rubber game in Arlington 23

#A's lineup @ TEX today: Crisp cf, Barton 1b, Jackson lf, Willingham lf, Suzuki c, Matsui dh, LaRoche 3b, Ellis 2b, Pennington ss — Oakland Athletics (@Athletics) May 11, 2011 Gio vs some guy who throws left-handed

Game 37: Oakland @ Arlington 86

So there’s some big hockey game going on simultaneously with our baseball game? All right, I’ll put up a game thread and hope some of you show up in the 8th inning or so. Crisp is out of the lineup tonight and replacement Sweeney is hitting third. DeJesus, Barton, Sweeney (CF), Willingham, Matsui, Suzuki, Ellis, ...

FKwiz + Grill 94

1. Can you name the top five active pitchers by career WAR? (Obvious hint: one of them is not a starter) 2. Which pitcher under the age of 30 has accumulated the most career WAR? 3. Who is the oldest active (has pitched in 2011) pitcher? 4. What was the last year Jesse Orosco was ...

Game thread: A’s @ Texas 28

#A's lineup tonite in Texas: Crisp cf, Barton 1b, Jackson rf, Willingham lf, Suzuki dh, LaRoche 3b, Ellis 2b, Powell c, Pennington ss — Oakland Athletics (@Athletics) May 9, 2011 Cahill vs Wilson

Let me hear you say “Huh?” 84

Things that made me say “Huh” this morning: New age-y bullshit is bullshit. This is a picture of our ‘hood. In 5,000 megapixels. Fact-checkers continue to get the Ryan plan wrong. I knew Ellis had a real shot at history’s greatest Dakotan baseball player. I didn’t know he was up against Duchsherererererer Huh?