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Game 14: In a Perfect World, There’d Be No Yankees 70

Coghlan in left, Davis the DH in the house that Ruth didn’t build. Surkamp and Pineda your pitchers.

Lucky Game 13 133

Bassitt vs. Medlen Lowrie gets a time out to think about what he has done to disappoint us.

Game 12, Everyone wants to move 100 feet west 67

How the A's will line up for Game 2 of this series with the Royals. #GreenCollar pic.twitter.com/MjcGG22dYK — Oakland Athletics (@Athletics) April 16, 2016

Friday Night Fights 2.11: Choosing a Rich Hill to Die Upon 95

New guy Rich Hill goes for us. The Kansas City Shitheads throw “Thomas Alva” Edinson Volquez. Some musings: * The A’s are Rich Hill’s ninth big league team, counting the BoSox only once and the Long Island Ducks not at all. * “What the Sam Hill” does not have anything to do with California highway ...

Game 10: A sunny, Vinceless day at the Coliseum 80

Fresh off the spectre of the Reincarnation of Team Dynamite, the A’s tote their 1-5 home record into today’s matinee, in which they seek to salvage the final game against Bill Shoemaker and the Scioscias. Burns 8, Coco 7, Reddick 9, Vogt 2, Valencia 5, Coghlan 4, Country Suckfest DH DP, Alonso 3, Home Run ...

Game 9 The B team 121

#Athletics vs. #Angels, lineup vs LH Santiago: pic.twitter.com/7Ccj1Hs6xV — Susan Slusser (@susanslusser) April 12, 2016 it seems we have a lefty. Seems odd, that you slot in your replacement in lead off but whatever

Game 8 – Anaheim visits Oakland 143

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game six (and game seven) “Because he is an important part of our team.” 193

#Mariners vs. #Athletics starting lineups. First pitch 6:10 p.m. pic.twitter.com/UBaP9uo9I2 — Ryan Divish (@RyanDivish) April 9, 2016 Crisp atop lineup because “he’s an important part of our team,” Melvin says, team needs to get him going. — Susan Slusser (@susanslusser) April 9, 2016

Friday Night Fights 1.5: Sur Camp versus Taiwan 73

I have camped around Big Sur many times. I have never been to Taiwan. But in 2016 we are each of us capable, nay, obliged, even, to render judgment. Heady times. Taiwan just got an In-n-Out. Sur Camp has epic Highway 1. Taiwan lives under Existential Threat. Sur Camp attracts hippies. Taiwan has pink dolphins. ...

Game the 4th. they almost gone 93

coglin at 2nd. because why do we need an rbi guy