Waitress, I’d like the Eggs Abad, with extra salmonella please. Jesse Hahn on the mound for the A’s, while Dallas Keuchel faces this lineup: Burns CF, Semien SS, Reddick RF, Butler DH, Lawrie 3B, Phegley C, Canha 1B, Gentry LF, Sogard 2B. Your dream team announcing combo of Vince, Glen and Ray calls all the ...

Coco stranded in the top of the first, Astros threatening in the bottom. Crisp, Semien, Reddick, Butler, Vogt, Muncy, Lawrie, Fuld, Sogard + Gray. If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.

Joined in progress.   Nothing has gone particularly wrong yet. Look for wacchampions and thefamousralph three rows above the A’s dugout.

An E-1 has already helped get the A’s in a jam. Ike Davis is on the DL, and Craig Gentry is back, after hitting .171/.275/.171 in 9 games at AAA. Today’s lineup is … oh who cares. And as I type this another error (and Garcia running completely out of the base path) has allowed ...

Chavez vs. Danks Burns, Semien, Reddick, Butler, Vogt, Lawrie, Crisp, Canha, Sogard This is a fireworks game? From what I can see on TV, so far the crowd looks like what you might expect on a Tuesday.