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The clowns and monkeys ate kumquats 50

Fake Jox->Orioles for not-zero return Stu Sternberg threatening to move Rays out of Tampa-St Pete area. Uh-hunh. My money’d still be on contraction of the Rays and A’s. Dodgers gaming the Rule 5 So that whole story is a fable that people on ESPN like to tell. Alaskan midnight baseball re: the whole McChrystal kerfuffle, ...

Fox Beats Patterson to the post 17

And we are the proud new owners of this guy. Better than nothing, but not by much. A career 3.81 ERA in AAA, plus too many walks.

Green is the new Red. Grill is the new Gamethread. 58

Go Greens, smash State. Better Green than Dead. Power emanates from the barrel of a….wait, scratch that. We have no bats from which power emanates. A’s face Kelly Leake tonight. He’s not the skinny kid with the bad teenage facial hair any more. No, wait…he is so! A’s pitchers are done hitting this year…well, at ...

OBAMA URGES HELP JEDILEROY WITH STATS 9

So, I set out to prove to someone that bunting for a single down three with no outs in the bottom of the ninth was not necessarily a conservative strategy, nor a better way to increase the likelihood of a win (compared to hitting for power).

Wrigley! 12

A few friends and I try to take a baseball trip every summer.  This year’s destination was an easy choice when I saw Wrigley on the schedule.  We went online the day they went on sale and let me tell you, they don’t give away tix to Wrigley.  Ours were $45 each for bleacher seats.

{sigh} 53

Cahill vs Suppan. Suppan sucks, and today’s a Hallmark Holiday; I hope he doesn’t have some heartwarming story about being raised by his grandpa.

RIP Manute Bol 4

Humanitarian. Influential coiner of phrases. Warrior. A big man both physically and mentally.

A’s at Cards, take 2 16

Sheets vs Wainwright. A’s up 1-0 in the 3rd on a RajaiRun!

Game #whateverthefuck: A’s at Cardinals 57

Huh. Well, I guess since it’s carpenter, it doesn’t really matter since we’re going to get -3 hits anyway, but I don’t think the decision to start Jackson instead of Cust makes much sense at all. Jackson and Cust I could see, with Sweeney or Jackson playing CF instead of Rajai. Whatev. Mazzaro for the ...

A fiendish stupidity, or a blind clown who makes poor decisions? 72

19.8 words per sentence A missed opportunity. Not sure why the A’s never pursued Gomes the last several years. A speedy CF who’s also “an extreme ground-ball hitter and along with a very high strikeout rate”? No, thanks, we have all we can handle here. “If someone in California MLB has a cure for cancer, ...