Fun lineup: Ellis DH Barton 1B Suzuki C Kz 3B Rosales 2B Sweeney RF Fox LF Carson CF Cliffy SS Seems like Rosales lf, Fox DH would be better, but whatever.

The Strasburgs, only Strasburg games out of Strasburg, take on the Strasburgs tonight. Strasburg goes for the Strasburgs, while Strasburg takes the Strasburg for the dreaded Strasburgs. Lineup: Strasburg, Strasburg, Strasburg, Strasburg, Strasburg, Strasburg, Strasburg, Strasburg, Strasburg. Go Strasburgs!

If Manny Acta managed the Angels, someone could F(il)K this song into “Manny’s Angels.”

So it turns out that Geren was the only one who crapped his pants last night: “I didn’t want to see a grown man go to the bathroom in his pants on the field,” Gardenhire said. vs Let’s hope the Rovers don’t play a sweeper.

I hope all you FK sun worshippers enjoyed your Saturday.  This was the first day in the Sierra that felt like summer.  Over in Reno, the thermometer hit 80 degrees for the first time in 230 days.  I did a long bicycle ride, so after a beer or two I expect to be passed out ...

I’m thinking the A’s might win this one.

Good Morning!  We begin the middle third of the season.  It’s the regular A’s lineup vs. Wakefield (and Victor Martinez; that’s the battery that gave up 9 steals to the Rangers).  On the Boston side, Ortiz and Drew sit against Brett Anderson, whose pitch count will be in the 80-90 area, according to Geren. The ...

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Mercy for the weak Ben Sheets for President? No, Dallas Braden for President. Ben Sheets for Best Friend. In college, I played tape loops and sound effects for Concrete Meditation Labyrinth Maybe we should send Sally Quinn to Gaza Toys, some wheelchairs and a lot of used clothes? Finally, the UK decides to remake an ...

PARKING-LOT CLOWN MOLESTATION! A’s up 2-0 over Lackey and the Hated Sox on a Barton HR in the 3rd. Gio apparently getting Giobbed. Perhaps the ump will get a stern talking-to.