5:30? Not much sympathy, dude. Bill James: douchebag, dumbass All Close Plays in the Age of Photography Are the Same, Chapter … One “The young and engaging Giants”? Really, Roger? Or does he while away the evenings putting on puppet shows for himself? (The parenthetic is really good, too.) Ugh. What a nasty family. Ugh. ...

Wash tests positive for pixie dust Sully is wrong backtracking here — their ressentiment was the same, it’s just that Nixon wasn’t an idiot and actually finished things that he set out to do Best. Headline. Ever. (via Sully’s minions) Someone let Kebob know if Beane is spotted in jewelry stores and tux-rental joints … ...

Interesting thought-experiment by Tango. Don’t let Beane see it. This looks like something I really want to see. And Drew’s right — the Warner Archive is a genuine treasure. Have yet to order anything … mostly due to the fact that I’d have a hard time stopping at any reasonable number of titles. This, though, ...

Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov! Donnie, you’re out of your element. 13-year-old, Dude. What was all that shit about Vietnam? Let me tell ya something — I dig your work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody — just fabulous stuff. Phillies at Giants @ 1:19 PT Rangers at Yankees @ 5:07 PT

So, consensus: did Wash screw the pooch last night with his bullpen usage? Yankees up 1-0. TODAY Yankees at Rangers 1:00 PT (TBS) Giants at Phillies 4:30 PT (FOX) SUNDAY Giants at Phillies 5:00 PT (FOX)

I had totally forgotten that Brooks Conrad was once in the A’s syst– … Jesus: he actually appeared in 6 games for Oakland in ’08? Baseball in Oakland supports … drunk biking? Selugworth: the beatings will continue until morale improves Christine O’Donnell does not approve of “Toast or Roast” This is a good way to ...