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Yes, Texas is fucking hot.

192 thoughts on “ABrandon all hope, ye who enter here

  1. Nurse Gertie Jun 30,2012 3:51 pm

    Very cute, FSU.

  2. WaddellCanseco Jun 30,2012 3:54 pm

    This lineup seems non-horrible. I wonder if I’m just getting used to the crappiness.

    • nevermoor Jun 30,2012 4:25 pm || Up

      I’m actually feeling ok about this core. Reddick/Cespedes/Weeks is a nice start. And some of these rookie pitchers are looking quite good.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  3. MikeV Jun 30,2012 4:25 pm

    Sunburn.

    7am till now at the baseball fields with the kids.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2012 4:29 pm || Up

      I recommend beer.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  4. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2012 4:31 pm

    Auspicious beginning for Tomaso.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2012 4:35 pm || Up

      With a name like Tomaso Anthony Milone, he really oughtta draw out the last vowel, like Mee-low-nay.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2012 4:39 pm || Up

        That’s how I say it when I’m talking to myself.

        • SPWC Jun 30,2012 5:41 pm || Up

          me too.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • dmoas Jun 30,2012 4:40 pm || Up

        To-mah-soh An-to-ney Muh-low-nay.

      • JamesV Jun 30,2012 4:51 pm || Up

        Rollo Tomasi.

  5. nevermoor Jun 30,2012 4:31 pm

    Nobody tell Milone he’s not pitching at home

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  6. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2012 4:32 pm

    Ooh, looking sharp, Tommy Milone.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  7. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2012 4:36 pm

    It. Is. On.

  8. MikeV Jun 30,2012 4:36 pm

    WHAT’S UP CHRIS CARTER

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2012 4:40 pm || Up

      It’s because he’s becoming more intense, less of a nice guy.

      /Chris Townsend

      • SPWC Jun 30,2012 5:41 pm || Up

        (masturbation wrist shake gesture)

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  9. JamesV Jun 30,2012 4:37 pm

    Fuck yeah Carter!

    • nevermoor Jun 30,2012 4:42 pm || Up

      Hard to argue with driving a low/away pitch like that.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  10. Kylianna Jun 30,2012 4:37 pm

    Even my grandma can hit a HR in Texas.

    • dmoas Jun 30,2012 4:40 pm || Up

      Is she willing to play for the A’s though?

      • Dial C for Concupiscence Jun 30,2012 8:23 pm || Up

        Not enough fancy knitting nooks in the Coliseum

      • Nurse Gertie Jun 30,2012 8:32 pm || Up

        If you’re gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band.

  11. nobody in particular Jun 30,2012 4:42 pm

    I say let’s let Chris Carter play 50 games all in a row and then make a judgment about if he’s worth letting play another one.

    Every level he’s taken a long time to figure it out, why not assume the MLB level is no different. Put him in there, let him swing and make the adjustments… it’s not like we are competing to win the FK’ing World Series this season.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2012 4:44 pm || Up

      If only it weren’t costing at-bats of a Brandon.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • nobody in particular Jun 30,2012 4:50 pm || Up

        Moss is 28 and up and down and team to team for a reason… a week of awesome and then a long period of failure to adjust to what the other guys are doing to stem the tide of awesome.

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Kylianna Jun 30,2012 4:46 pm || Up

      Because he isn’t a Brandon.

      We’ve got a system going on.

      • nobody in particular Jun 30,2012 4:50 pm || Up

        What if Carter changes his name to Brandon Trogdor Christopher Carter, would that work?

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • the dogfather Jun 30,2012 4:48 pm || Up

      Well, yeah — but for the fact that, despite a .500 BA and SLG at 2.000, his FKg BABIP is .000000.

      And we can’t have THAT.

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
      • nevermoor Jun 30,2012 5:20 pm || Up

        Not anymore

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  12. Nurse Gertie Jun 30,2012 4:46 pm

    It is so hot.

    • MikeV Jun 30,2012 4:46 pm || Up

      It is.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Nurse Gertie Jun 30,2012 4:48 pm || Up

        I could only imagine the smell coming from the player’s groins.

        • SPWC Jun 30,2012 5:42 pm || Up

          you me and Nobody should hold a Gay film festival someday.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  13. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2012 4:47 pm

    Not a bad pitch at all to Beltre.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • nobody in particular Jun 30,2012 4:51 pm || Up

      Yeah, my grandma could hit it out to RF there with a rolling pin, and she’s dead since 1994.

      Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • nevermoor Jun 30,2012 5:20 pm || Up

      Agreed. Missed a low and away target lower and awayer.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  14. Kylianna Jun 30,2012 4:50 pm

    If I’m ever in a bar fight, I want Gomes and Braden to have my back.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2012 4:59 pm || Up

      Yeah, both those guys are breaking bottles into jagged shivs as soon as shit starts going down.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  15. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2012 4:50 pm

    Korach making fun of the Texas fans for getting a “cheap thrill” on that Cruz flyout.

  16. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2012 4:55 pm

    We’ve got a new babysitter coming over tonight, and my son decided to where his Jemile Weeks t-shirt “so he’ll know I’m an A’s fan.” I’m doing something right.

  17. batgirl Jun 30,2012 5:08 pm

    I was only out of town for a week–who the hell is Hicks?

  18. JamesV Jun 30,2012 5:18 pm

    Carter is looking NICE so far.

  19. MikeV Jun 30,2012 5:19 pm

    WHAT’S. UP. CHRIS. CARTER.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Nurse Gertie Jun 30,2012 5:20 pm || Up

      Stroke it, Chris Carter!

      • gonealookin Jul 1,2012 7:33 am || Up

        I wish I had f(il)k-ing ability. It’s a golden opportunity for someone. ChrisCarter ChrisCarter ChrisCarter AWSHIT ChrisCarter…

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • nevermoor Jun 30,2012 5:21 pm || Up

      At this rate he’ll get his PAs

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • brian.only Jun 30,2012 5:26 pm || Up

        Gawd I hope so, my fantasy of a Rivercats lineup is coming to fruition.

    • dmoas Jun 30,2012 5:21 pm || Up

      Still the sky as far as I can tell.

    • 5Aces Jun 30,2012 5:36 pm || Up

      All he does is catch touchdowns hit for extra bases.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  20. brian.only Jun 30,2012 5:25 pm

    Lets add on folks!

  21. Future Ed Jun 30,2012 5:25 pm

    a lead.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  22. Future Ed Jun 30,2012 5:26 pm

    there you go kurt

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  23. JamesV Jun 30,2012 5:26 pm

    No, Chris Carter will not be going HR-HR-2B all the time, not even close. But this sure beats a bunch of strikeouts right away.

    • Future Ed Jun 30,2012 5:27 pm || Up

      he already has enough of those

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  24. Future Ed Jun 30,2012 5:30 pm

    shut down inning.

    Drink

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  25. Future Ed Jun 30,2012 5:35 pm

    thank you ron washington

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  26. andeux Jun 30,2012 5:35 pm

    There you go Kurt.

    TINSTAAFK
  27. Future Ed Jun 30,2012 5:37 pm

    “shut down inning”

    drink

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Jun 30,2012 5:40 pm || Up

      The game is on fox, you know, though that might cut into your drinking.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Jun 30,2012 5:43 pm || Up

        idon;/f know ehat yoer talksding =====ing abour

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  28. Future Ed Jun 30,2012 5:43 pm

    Ken says that the last time the a’s played a game where they lost by more than 1 was june 9

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  29. brian.only Jun 30,2012 5:48 pm

    2 in a row?

  30. Kylianna Jun 30,2012 5:51 pm

    Parker’s talents are apparently on the mound, and not with a mic.

    Oh my god stop putting me to sleep, kid.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2012 5:56 pm || Up

      Damnit. Broke Kinsler’s bat and everything.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  31. Future Ed Jun 30,2012 5:52 pm

    vince just said the a’s messed up the rundown because you can;t rub a guy to home plate.

    I just rewond it. they did not do as ince thinks

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Nurse Gertie Jun 30,2012 5:55 pm || Up

      Are you having another stroke?

      • Future Ed Jun 30,2012 5:56 pm || Up

        computer is at an awkward angle. I can’t move, cat lap

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • lenscrafters Jun 30,2012 5:58 pm || Up

      you can;t rub a guy to home plate.

      Typo or what Vince said?

  32. nevermoor Jun 30,2012 5:53 pm

    HICKS

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  33. Kylianna Jun 30,2012 5:53 pm

    Now brewing beer made with BRANDONHOPS.

  34. Future Ed Jun 30,2012 5:55 pm

    all for not

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  35. lenscrafters Jun 30,2012 5:55 pm

    Oh give me a FKing break.

    • nevermoor Jun 30,2012 5:58 pm || Up

      The power of short pants is undeniable

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  36. Kylianna Jun 30,2012 5:55 pm

    fucking hell. Texas

  37. brian.only Jun 30,2012 5:58 pm

    Of course its a blooper…

    PLEASE come back against the bullpen.

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF!!!!

  38. brian.only Jun 30,2012 5:59 pm

    Can we have a game w/out a meltdown inning, it hurts, esp. since we’ve been winning every game for most innings!

  39. nevermoor Jun 30,2012 5:59 pm

    Inevitable.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  40. lenscrafters Jun 30,2012 5:59 pm

    Well that’s one to break the streak of one run losses.

  41. brian.only Jun 30,2012 6:01 pm

    So if we had a defense… F U Hicks…

    • lenscrafters Jun 30,2012 6:03 pm || Up

      It’s funny because Pennington probably couldn’t have caught Gentry’s liner (Hicks has a 4 inch advantage over Penny) but Pennington probably would’ve made the play on that grounder. Such is baseball.

      • nevermoor Jun 30,2012 6:24 pm || Up

        Blame Inge then

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  42. brian.only Jun 30,2012 6:02 pm

    This series is littered w/ 4-5 run Texas innings, ugh.

    • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2012 6:04 pm || Up

      This century is littered with 4-5 run Texas innings.

  43. nobody in particular Jun 30,2012 6:06 pm

    I know, let’s give the most potent offense in baseball in the most hitting-friendly park in the league tons of extra outs every game! What a marvelous idea!!!!

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • WaddellCanseco Jun 30,2012 6:10 pm || Up

      Ya that’s rarely a sound strategy

      • nobody in particular Jun 30,2012 6:14 pm || Up

        I can’t see what could possibly go wrong.

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  44. brian.only Jun 30,2012 6:14 pm

    I’m starting to believe in Vernon despite the K, that was a sweet slider fwiw, looks like a different player this year.

    • WaddellCanseco Jun 30,2012 6:16 pm || Up

      It was a tough PA

      • nobody in particular Jun 30,2012 6:21 pm || Up

        I thought he hung in well that AB. Tatayama hides it very well vs. righties and Carter worked it full from down 0-2. Tough foul on the 70 mph change up too… last 2 times up from AAA he might have swung and missed that pitch.

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  45. oblique Jun 30,2012 6:18 pm

    What an irritating game.

    • brian.only Jun 30,2012 6:21 pm || Up

      Yeah I’m moving on, later all!

      • nevermoor Jun 30,2012 6:25 pm || Up

        Don’t Abrandon us!

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • SPWC Jun 30,2012 7:15 pm || Up

          no wonder so many of us have aBrandonment issues.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  46. JamesV Jun 30,2012 6:48 pm

    The good news is, when the A’s get swept tomorrow, HOPEFULLY it’ll help lead to more PT for some of the young’uns.

  47. nevermoor Jun 30,2012 6:49 pm

    The A’s are going to have a hard time coming through with a teAse tonight

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Future Ed Jun 30,2012 6:51 pm || Up

      does the first 4 innings count?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • dmoas Jun 30,2012 6:55 pm || Up

        Not teAsey enough.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2012 6:56 pm || Up

        Good point. It was like having dessert before dinner. Bitter, horrible dinner.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  48. nevermoor Jun 30,2012 6:57 pm

    OH SHIT, THEY GAVE OUR OFFENSE EXTRA OUTS.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  49. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2012 6:57 pm

    BETTER NOT GIVE THIS A’S LINEUP EXTRA OUTS!!!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • nevermoor Jun 30,2012 7:45 pm || Up

      Beat you!

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  50. JamesV Jun 30,2012 6:58 pm

    Evidently according to the guy on the FOX Sports broadcast, the A’s got Josh Reddick in the “Homer” Bailey trade with Boston.

  51. dmoas Jun 30,2012 6:58 pm

    Cool. Beane’s so good he traded another team’s player to a different team and got Reddick in return!

  52. Kylianna Jun 30,2012 7:06 pm

    The last few years, I’ve found the A’s teams obnoxious because most of the team sucked, and they lost games they hella deserved to lose.

    I find this team obnoxious because most of the players don’t actually suck that badly, and they keep losing games they hella deserve to win.

    I’m not sure which feeling I dislike more.

  53. WaddellCanseco Jun 30,2012 7:52 pm

    Ynoa pitched an inning tonight and struck out Lewis Brinson. 0 runs, 1 BB. I’m focusing on the positive.

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Jun 30,2012 8:27 pm || Up

      Ynoa pitched? That is a positive!

      • nevermoor Jun 30,2012 8:45 pm || Up

        Once in a generation talent!appearance

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  54. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2012 8:10 pm

    With the kids at camp and the nurse working, I have the house to myself again tonight. So I started a project:

    Don’t worry, I’ll clear the spots off the Cocos’ faces before they sprout hair.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • WaddellCanseco Jun 30,2012 8:15 pm || Up

      They look like mindless cultists.

    • Nurse Gertie Jun 30,2012 8:15 pm || Up

      That scares the Brandon out of me.

    • nevermoor Jun 30,2012 8:52 pm || Up

      I’m not sure he doesn’t need a hairy nose-wart in there somewhere.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • AV Jul 1,2012 11:23 am || Up

      now i wonder if easter island started because some prehistoric husband felt lonely.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  55. Englishmajor Jun 30,2012 8:57 pm

    David Beckham has a) visible panty line; b) a douchey haircut; c) an ultra-douchey neck tattoo; d) neon pink shoes. On the plus side, he looked at me and winked. Hawt.

    • SPWC Jun 30,2012 9:34 pm || Up

      and his wife’s into Chinese foot binding too!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • nobody in particular Jun 30,2012 9:53 pm || Up

        Leave it to you to work in a bondage fetish into the conversation :D

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
        • Englishmajor Jun 30,2012 10:07 pm || Up

          Becks got a bit pissy after LA lost the match. He jostled the Earthquakes mascot as it was prancing around with a sign saying WINNING SIDE.

          • Englishmajor Jun 30,2012 10:09 pm || Up

            And guess who I ran in to first thing in the stadium? Lew. He was with his grandkids so I just nodded and waved my green and gold backpack.

            • SPWC Jun 30,2012 10:10 pm || Up

              Classy.

              Now if you could only get Beckham to jostle Lew a little bit…

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  56. SPWC Jun 30,2012 11:41 pm

    I’m glad everybody has better things to do tonight than Lounge.

    I already did my better things. :)

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  57. Englishmajor Jul 1,2012 12:48 am

    My final observation from the San Jose-LA game: both team’s cheering sections use the chant that I’ve most recently heard at Occupy events “this-is-what-dem-o-cra-cy-looks like”: LA’s was “we-all-cheer, we-all-cheer-for-L-A” and the San Jose Ultras countered with “we-don’t-give-a-fuck-a-bout-L-A”.

  58. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 1,2012 9:04 am

    All right, AV, wherever you are. In full mindfulness of this comment of yours, I have awakened and pulled an azzurro shirt out of the drawer, ready to be down with my old country peeps.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Jul 1,2012 11:40 am || Up

      i’m here. not sure what color shirt i’m wearing yet. i’m 1/4 spanish, 3/4 italian, but i don’t think bloodline is the deciding factor. normally i’d root for spain, but this time around i’ve been feeling insulted by the spanish lack of passion and a tactic of boredom where the ball enters the midfield and you’re supposed to watch it travel a labyrinth of tight triangles, not expecting it to come out of either end for 15 minutes at a stretch. and i usually root against italy but they have wowed me just enough that besides their diving foibles and (admittedly waning) negative-soccer tendencies. i’m dubbing this game post-catenaccio meets neo-laberinto. i’m going to let the play itself dictate which country i push for, so i’m going topless for now (which is to say, i’m hoping for a game so exciting my nipples would chafe if i was wearing anything at all).

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 1,2012 12:02 pm || Up

        Well, score one for the methodical approach.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Glorious Mundy Jul 1,2012 12:03 pm || Up

          That pass from Iniesta was sweet. COME ON ITALY!!

          • AV Jul 1,2012 12:09 pm || Up

            aw, man. the guy with john lurie’s nose is hurt!

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Jul 1,2012 12:06 pm || Up

          i like method. as long as it’s somewhat vertical and can change tempo all of a sudden. which is what’s going on, so i’m liking spain. but will they now revert to their 1-0 tactic of molassesing the game?

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Glorious Mundy Jul 1,2012 12:21 pm || Up

            I don’t know if they’re trying to kill it off already or if they just can’t get hold of the ball. Good thing they have Iker.

            • AV Jul 1,2012 12:30 pm || Up

              i was JUST about to write that it didn’t seem like they were killing it yet because when they got the ball around the center circle they didn’t automatically wait for the whole team to catch up or send the ball back, but were actually going forward with a little speed even if outnumbered.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • Glorious Mundy Jul 1,2012 12:32 pm || Up

                Barca with Dani Alves on one side and Jordi Alba on the other is going to be even scarier than usual.

              • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 1,2012 12:33 pm || Up

                Leaving the Italian defense seemingly shocked at the notion of getting back.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 1,2012 1:01 pm || Up

        Time to bring on the Brazilian.

        • Glorious Mundy Jul 1,2012 1:05 pm || Up

          And he already pulled a hammy. WTF.

          • Glorious Mundy Jul 1,2012 1:07 pm || Up

            And no more subs left because of the Chiellini injury. This is a disaster.

            • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 1,2012 1:11 pm || Up

              Italy seems helpless.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • Glorious Mundy Jul 1,2012 1:13 pm || Up

                I’m kind of hoping this doesn’t turn into a 4 or 5 goal blowout at this point.

                • Glorious Mundy Jul 1,2012 1:32 pm || Up

                  Like I said…

                • AV Jul 1,2012 1:33 pm || Up

                  now THAT was unbelievable. torres passes it and gives up a chance to be the tournament’s top scorer???

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 1,2012 3:47 pm || Up

                  Sigh. That couldn’t have gone much worse.

          • AV Jul 1,2012 1:21 pm || Up

            that was sad.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Jul 1,2012 1:38 pm || Up

        well… it’s official.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  59. JamesV Jul 1,2012 10:35 am

    Ryan Cook is an All-Star. Does that mean no Josh Reddick?

  60. JamesV Jul 1,2012 10:42 am

    No Reddick. Boooo, Ron Washington.

  61. lenscrafters Jul 1,2012 10:53 am

    In depth Scout.com article on Dan Straily.

  62. JamesV Jul 1,2012 11:04 am

    Thanks to stuffed fan votes, Pablo Sandoval (.848 OPS, 1.1 WAR, deemed “too fat” by SFG) is starting over David Wright (1.013 OPS, 4.5 WAR). And LMFAO at Belt & Crawford finishing second in NL ballots.

    • nevermoor Jul 1,2012 11:07 am || Up

      Any time the west coast can out-cheat the east coast on that stuff…

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • SPWC Jul 1,2012 11:22 am || Up

      I’d rather have an All-Cool game than an all-star game. McCarthy, Braden, and Curtis Granderson choose the AL squad. RA Dickey chooses the NL squad.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Kylianna Jul 1,2012 12:22 pm || Up

      Jesuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus. I’mma light a candle for Wright, next to my CANDLE OF SADNESS for Reddick.

      • Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 1,2012 3:48 pm || Up

        The All-Star game is such a crock.

  63. Englishmajor Jul 1,2012 11:15 am

    I’m going to be on a plane and miss the All-Star Game. What a gosh-darn shame.

    • SPWC Jul 1,2012 11:19 am || Up

      constricted in a small tight space… missing the all-star game… I’m sold!

      Where are we going?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Englishmajor Jul 1,2012 1:07 pm || Up

        • SPWC Jul 1,2012 2:26 pm || Up

          home it is!

          and there I am!

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • the dogfather Jul 1,2012 2:01 pm || Up

        Annual pilgrimage during ‘derecho’ season, which is Norwegian for tiny snowdrifts.

        The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
  64. Kylianna Jul 1,2012 12:21 pm

    Fuck you, Wash.

    • SPWC Jul 1,2012 2:25 pm || Up

      That’s what I say to dirty crustpunks who ask me for money.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 1,2012 2:27 pm || Up

        Heh heh.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

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