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  1. ozzman99 Jun 22,2012 10:26 am

    Hopefully, Norris will hit Suzuki out of a job.

    • WaddellCanseco Jun 22,2012 11:19 am || Up

      Won’t he get arrested?

      • ozzman99 Jun 22,2012 11:24 am || Up

        I think there’s a “justifiable ass-kicking” exception.

        • WaddellCanseco Jun 22,2012 11:25 am || Up

          Crap! I only find out about this when I’m 50 and can’t take advantage of it!

          • ozzman99 Jun 22,2012 11:27 am || Up

            It’s never too late. Just start doing that Jack LaLanne thing. That man is dead and could still kick my ass.

        • AV Jun 22,2012 11:26 am || Up

          just as long as he doesn’t spit on him.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • ozzman99 Jun 22,2012 11:29 am || Up

            Sticks and stones may break my bones, but spit is just disgusting.

    • gonealookin Jun 22,2012 11:50 am || Up

      Uh oh. Body found in water near Coliseum. If that’s Derek Norris I want to know what Ray Fosse and Kurt Suzuki have been doing every minute since the end of yesterday’s game.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  2. Englishmajor Jun 22,2012 10:28 am

    I like the playlist, especially the light music like Coates, a genre in which the British are tops. But no bhangra?

    • ozzman99 Jun 22,2012 10:31 am || Up

      India’s gonna send what, 9 or 10 athletes? We’re convenient to ignore at the Olympics.

      • SPWC Jun 22,2012 10:32 am || Up

        They should at least put some Cornershop on the list.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • SPWC Jun 22,2012 10:33 am || Up

          “Brimful Of Asha” featuring Fatboy Slim would be the obvious choice.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • SPWC Jun 22,2012 10:36 am || Up

      I have a weird little theory that the deepest roots of rock music are under Albion.

      When I get my time machine, I’m gonna Lomax the shit out of that island before the invaders show up.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • WaddellCanseco Jun 22,2012 11:33 am || Up

      I have no objections to any of the songs on the playlist, even the ones I don’t particularly like, but more Scottish bands like the Raincoats and Pastels, Welsh artists like Budgie and Tom Jones, Northern Irish artists like Van Morrison and Stiff Little Fingers, not to mention metal people like Judas Priest and Black Sabbath might have added a bit more variety to the list. And bhangra is as British as chicken tikka masala. It should be in there.

      • colin Jun 22,2012 11:57 am || Up

        I lol’d at The Prodigy – Firestarter. Also, I love me some Vangelis, but Chariots of Fire is pretty lame (though I realize that it’s totally inescapable for the olympics).

        My favorites on there would be OMD, The Specials, Underworld, and you can never go wrong with Bowie’s Heroes (though I would also totally get behind the Aphex Twin remix).

        Radiohead – Creep and Blur – Song 2 get the award for picking the most obvious song and ignoring dozens of better choices.

        I would say that they should have some Pulp on there, but most of their songs are about class inequality and stuff, so the olympics wouldn’t touch that with a 10 foot pole. So in the end, my pick to add, representing Wales, is Young Marble Giants (though minimalism probably isn’t what they are going for in an opening ceremony…)

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        • AV Jun 22,2012 12:06 pm || Up

          enola gay is a pretty creepy song for an international event. sure, obvious choice here, but OMD’s fairly dark and negative most of the time, so i’d go with locomotion.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • SPWC Jun 22,2012 12:14 pm || Up

            I’d go with The Human League over OMD.

            “Blind Youth” would work well, even though I’d prefer “Being Boiled.”

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
            • AV Jun 22,2012 12:19 pm || Up

              i’m just working with what’s there. but yeah, HL led the way to OMD and might be a better bookend to the synth spectrum once they put blue monday on the other end.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • beebo Jun 22,2012 12:42 pm || Up

                If they are going to play “Enola Gay,” they might as well include “(We Don’t Need This) Fascist Groove Thang,” too.

                • SPWC Jun 22,2012 12:44 pm || Up

                  and “We Are All Prostitutes” by The Pop Group!

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
            • AV Jun 22,2012 5:00 pm || Up

              so… i just scored reproduction,’79 virgin pressing, mint vinyl, good ’nuff sleeve, and inner sleeve. i believe you were the cosmic cause behind my finding it. THANK YOU.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • SPWC Jun 22,2012 5:10 pm || Up

                I’m glad I could be of assistance.

                \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • SPWC Jun 22,2012 5:21 pm || Up

                  I FKing love the strong songs on that album. The filler is FKing weak, tho.

                  “Empire State Human” IMO is better stadium rock than “We Will Rock You” or “Song 2”

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • ptbnl Jun 22,2012 3:38 pm || Up

          You think the Dambusters March isn’t going to raise some hackles?

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • colin Jun 23,2012 8:53 am || Up

            I’m not familiar with it. Which hackles will it raise?

            • ptbnl Jun 24,2012 3:08 pm || Up

              The Dambusters was the nickname of the WW2 squadron that used bouncing bombs to destroy hydro-electric dams on the Ruhr. As a result, over 1600 civilians living downstream of the dams were killed.

              The Dambusters March is the theme music from the 1955 British film celebrating the attack, and is typically used to wind up Germans (eg. being sung by England football fans at games against Germany).

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 24,2012 3:11 pm || Up

                being sung by England football fans at games against Germany.”

                e.g., not in Poland this Thursday.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 22,2012 1:15 pm || Up

        Crazy Train should be selected by world acclimation as the new planetary anthem, and Ozzy/Sabbath should perform it at the Opening Ceremonies.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • SPWC Jun 22,2012 3:47 pm || Up

          Not a half bad idea.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  3. AV Jun 22,2012 10:36 am

    i love the specials, but is a jamaican cover appropriate for this list?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • SPWC Jun 22,2012 10:40 am || Up

      I don’t think so.

      I would have chosen “Ghost Town” or “Rat Race”

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • AV Jun 22,2012 10:45 am || Up

        (refresh the thread AV.)

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Jun 22,2012 10:46 am || Up

        and if they didn’t want to be negative, “racist friend” would have done nicely. FIFA’s big campaign this year is about racism, so it’s not like everybody’s pretending that it doesn’t exist anymore. or are they?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • ozzman99 Jun 23,2012 12:11 am || Up

          Well, apparently racism in America ended the day Obama was elected. At least to hear some right-wingers tell it.

      • ptbnl Jun 22,2012 3:40 pm || Up

        Ghost Town would have been so appropriate.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • AV Jun 22,2012 10:41 am || Up

      especially when there’s such an obvious go-to.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • WaddellCanseco Jun 22,2012 11:24 am || Up

        I can listen to that song like 50 times a year and not get tired of it.

  4. MikeV Jun 22,2012 10:43 am
    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • lynnzgal Jun 22,2012 10:58 am || Up

      Привет!

    • Englishmajor Jun 22,2012 12:01 pm || Up

      Charming and unpredictable!

    • nevermoor Jun 22,2012 1:48 pm || Up

      The team would love it if Kurt Suzuki would take some walks already, but if he took too many he’d be too expensive to play in Oakland.

      That would be a LOT of walks

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • dmoas Jun 22,2012 5:42 pm || Up

        And let’s face it, we’re already paying way too much just for him to suck anyway.

    • Kylianna Jun 22,2012 2:10 pm || Up

      Enjoyable fluff. And I never actually got around to watching the Cespedes showcase video until now, since it reminded me, and now I’m highly disappointed his walkup music isn’t ‘Sailing’.

      • MikeV Jun 22,2012 2:19 pm || Up

        The 45 inch box jump is pretty FKing impressive though.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • Kylianna Jun 22,2012 2:24 pm || Up

          I am still trying to mentally process that.

          Are humans even supposed to jump that high?

        • Kylianna Jun 22,2012 2:29 pm || Up

          Actually, pretty much his entire workout section makes my abs tired just watching it.

          Also, the A’s should consider having him wear an invisible jersey. Just sayin’.

        • JamesV Jun 22,2012 3:04 pm || Up

          I just went back and watched that whole thing again a couple weeks ago. Still hard to believe after that whole video and the conversations it generated on the internet, we ended up with him.

  5. ozzman99 Jun 22,2012 10:51 am

    Is it just me, or do Bobby Valentine and Ron Paul look an awful lot alike?

    • WaddellCanseco Jun 22,2012 11:24 am || Up

      I don’t know if it’s just you, but it’s not me

      • ozzman99 Jun 22,2012 11:26 am || Up

        It might be a cross-cultural identification thing. Which is a nice way of saying that to me, all white people look alike.

        • WaddellCanseco Jun 22,2012 11:35 am || Up

          True, I often get Meat Loaf and Hilary Clinton confused.

          • MikeV Jun 22,2012 12:35 pm || Up

            Yeah. I see it.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • dmoas Jun 22,2012 5:44 pm || Up

              I don’t. I can’t imagine sticking my dick in Hillary. That meatloaf on the other hand…

  6. AV Jun 22,2012 11:34 am

    wow. an easy day at work. can’t remember the last one. i do remember working two days on my recent “vacation.” maybe i’ll knock off early and go to some record stores.

    or should i try and get ahead on monday’s work before it snowballs like it always does? nah…

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • colin Jun 22,2012 12:09 pm || Up

      Woo! Record stores!

    • SPWC Jun 22,2012 12:15 pm || Up

      Did I ever give you any music from my old band?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • AV Jun 22,2012 12:20 pm || Up

        pilots? or something before? either way: nope, you haven’t.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  7. AV Jun 22,2012 11:43 am

    i think espn just upskirted whoever is sitting next to platini. and no, you don’t wanna rewind that one.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Jun 22,2012 12:29 pm || Up

      and the PxP guy with a dig: almost all of germany playing inside the greek zone, reminiscent of the economic condition.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • SPWC Jun 22,2012 1:01 pm || Up

        Holy Sh!t, the Tax Dodgers scored!

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • SPWC Jun 22,2012 1:07 pm || Up

          well, that didn’t last long, did it?

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • AV Jun 22,2012 2:15 pm || Up

            lol. i was on the treadmill at the time. quick burst of energy and then back to trudging. i mean, i like germany and all, but i’m also ascared of them.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • andeux Jun 22,2012 1:14 pm || Up

          TINSTAAFK
    • AV Jun 27,2012 8:38 am || Up

      ha! so it turns out i should have recognized angela merkel. but i don’t feel too bad about that. she looks sort of like hillary/meatloaf, so how was i supposed to know? on the other hand, i was completely fooled by her flesh-toned pants and it was merely an up-blazer the cameras showed, not an upskirt, and for this error i feel quite stupid.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  8. DFA Jun 22,2012 11:51 am

    Suzuki is batting .215 with no homers and 16 RBIs in 60 games while dealing with a left hand injury the past month. He said he is working on some things with hitting coach Chili Davis, and he believes he is close to turning things around.

    THEN PUT HIM ON THE FUCKING DL. THATS WHY THE DL EXISTS SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO PLAY YOUR HURT AND SUBSEQUENTLY SHITTY PLAYERS.

    Is there a more medically incompetent team in baseball?

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • gonealookin Jun 22,2012 12:17 pm || Up

      I don’t agree because the hand injury probably wouldn’t be something that would cause cascading injuries. Catchers have to play with nuisance injuries like this all the time and it’s not like Chavez playing with a bad back or a pitcher working with a sore shoulder. Granted, the hand probably moved the Suzuki needle from crappy to extra-crappy, but that still leaves him a better choice than Donaldson or Recker for regular catcher.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • SPWC Jun 22,2012 12:25 pm || Up

        Yabut, could Suzuki have feasibly filed a grievance if the club DL’d him for an injury that affected his play but didn’t keep him from playing?

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • MikeV Jun 22,2012 12:51 pm || Up

          I highly doubt it.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

        • DFA Jun 22,2012 1:29 pm || Up

          I think he could probably say he isn’t hurt, but you get a team doctor to say he is and that gives the employer reasonable belief that he shouldn’t be playing.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • DFA Jun 22,2012 1:33 pm || Up

        Yes catchers do. But if its lingering for a month and you suck you should be put on the DL.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  9. Future Ed Jun 22,2012 12:39 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • MikeV Jun 22,2012 12:52 pm || Up

      Not my type

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • Englishmajor Jun 22,2012 1:26 pm || Up
      • lynnzgal Jun 22,2012 1:30 pm || Up

        Yeah! Fuck that guy!

      • SPWC Jun 22,2012 1:38 pm || Up

        with a FKing swordfish head!

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • beebo Jun 22,2012 1:58 pm || Up

        Oh, hell no.

      • Dial C for Concupiscence Jun 22,2012 2:46 pm || Up

        Unrealistic. Giants fans don’t know that a team called “the Royals” exists.

        • SPWC Jun 22,2012 3:50 pm || Up

          mmm hmm…

          I kinda have trouble understanding how any slightly-more-than-casual baseball fan could NOT know the names of all 30 teams, and preferably also the four most recent dead teams.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • nevermoor Jun 22,2012 4:51 pm || Up
        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • JamesV Jun 22,2012 4:59 pm || Up

        Heh, Kevin’s the one who helped me get my first photo credentials. Giants fan through and through, but otherwise a good guy.

        • SPWC Jun 22,2012 5:18 pm || Up

          There are some good Giants fans… They’re outnumbered 10-1 by fools, but still…

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Grant Jun 22,2012 4:26 pm || Up

      • nevermoor Jun 22,2012 4:31 pm || Up

        If Grant weren’t such an idiot, he’d know that dropping by here more often would give us more cause to link to/insult him.

        And he would know that we are willing to trade Cowgill for Belt.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Grant Jun 22,2012 5:49 pm || Up

          All I’ve ever wanted in life is to become a meme.

          • nevermoor Jun 22,2012 11:34 pm || Up

            In compensation… Cowgill for Belt?

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • SPWC Jun 22,2012 4:31 pm || Up

        Nice observation.

        The Russian version of the Cyrillic alphabet in fact does not contain the letter “U.”

        The thing that vaguely looks like a “U” sounds like “ts”

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • Dial C for Concupiscence Jun 22,2012 4:58 pm || Up

          Grant appears to be very good at using Spider-Man to communicate multiple layers of meaning.

          • JamesV Jun 22,2012 5:01 pm || Up

            So am I:

            • JamesV Jun 22,2012 5:02 pm || Up

              And none of those seem to be showing for me.

              Test:

              • JamesV Jun 22,2012 5:03 pm || Up

                Maybe I used the wrong tag again.

  10. Future Ed Jun 22,2012 12:53 pm

    me too

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • lynnzgal Jun 22,2012 12:56 pm || Up

      me three. I know James is great and all, but he bugs.

      • MikeV Jun 22,2012 1:02 pm || Up

        It pissed me off that he was all humble and stuff after they won.

        I wanted him to go into the press conference and do this

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

      • nevermoor Jun 22,2012 1:39 pm || Up

        Clearly none of you have family in OKC.

        What was hard for me is that as an A’s fan I identify with what happened to Seattle (if a baseball team were going to go to OKC, I bet it would be ours). But fuck the Heat.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • AV Jun 22,2012 2:23 pm || Up

          didn’t sonics fans root against OKC? (i mean, read through the typical NYT generalizations.)

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • nevermoor Jun 22,2012 2:39 pm || Up

            I hope they did. Which is why I have been until this series. Which is what made this series hard.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 22,2012 1:16 pm || Up

      I had to indulge in a few moments of pretending to care, to avoid work-social ostracism.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Dial C for Concupiscence Jun 22,2012 2:28 pm || Up

      Ha, likewise. I guess I would have preferred the Thunder to win, but my apathy and indifference toward everything basketball were too deeply and firmly rooted to budge.

      • SPWC Jun 22,2012 2:31 pm || Up

        The only way the NBA will ever please me would be to declare the Lakers’ 2002 championship null and void, admit the Nets weren’t any good that year either, and retroactively bring the championship home where it belongs, with Tim Donaghy as the delivery man.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  11. Englishmajor Jun 22,2012 2:05 pm

    So you think your team inherited some bad business deals?

    Early in his tenure as general manager, (Mike) Lynn negotiated a controversial contract with the Vikings that granted him 10 percent of luxury suite revenue for every event at the Metrodome, starting in 1982, an agreement that still compensates him 22 years after he resigned from the club.

    Estimated take: $14-20 million over the last 30 years.

    • MikeV Jun 22,2012 2:15 pm || Up

      Bonilla. Hands down.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 22,2012 2:18 pm || Up

        Except he ultimately got Madoffed out of a bunch of the money, right?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • SPWC Jun 22,2012 2:19 pm || Up

          No, ‘cuz the deferred payments come once a year and are still on the Mets’ books.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • MikeV Jun 22,2012 2:28 pm || Up

          He’s still getting paid every year.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

  12. nevermoor Jun 22,2012 2:17 pm

    Wow. According to this guy, we’re slim favorites in the Cain game.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Kylianna Jun 22,2012 2:26 pm || Up

      I’ll take it.

      I figure we win tonight, lose tomorrow (unless Tyson Ross drinks the magic sauce that Milone and Blackley have apparently found this week), and Sunday’s the interesting one.

  13. MikeV Jun 22,2012 2:39 pm

    AHEM, FKERS.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • beebo Jun 22,2012 2:46 pm || Up

      I just saw this on the tweeter. Nice.

    • JamesV Jun 22,2012 3:08 pm || Up

      You saw what I said before you answered him, right?

      • MikeV Jun 22,2012 3:09 pm || Up

        I did, right after I posted lol. Must have been at the same time.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

    • lynnzgal Jun 22,2012 3:09 pm || Up

      Bikinis? Does he know it’s like 60 deg. over heah?

      • MikeV Jun 22,2012 3:10 pm || Up

        Yes. Yes he does.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • SPWC Jun 22,2012 3:51 pm || Up

          He must be REALLY into goosebumps.

          Name a fetish; Someone’s into it.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • AV Jun 22,2012 4:54 pm || Up

            fetishlessness. that turns me ON.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • SPWC Jun 22,2012 5:27 pm || Up

              How does that work? Meticulous rotation of non-strenuous vaginal penetration positions? Too much missionary counts as “missionary fetish”, you know?!?

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • gonealookin Jun 22,2012 3:17 pm || Up

        Sounds like ideal bikini temperature to me. Hopefully there’s an occasional chilly gust of wind too.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Englishmajor Jun 22,2012 3:24 pm || Up

          Fur bikinis.

          • lynnzgal Jun 22,2012 3:27 pm || Up

            With matching hats and boots.

            • SPWC Jun 22,2012 3:52 pm || Up

              русский очень

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • MikeV Jun 22,2012 3:20 pm || Up

      BOOM

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • JamesV Jun 22,2012 3:24 pm || Up

        You know this has to happen sometime, now.

        • MikeV Jun 22,2012 3:25 pm || Up

          That would pretty much be the opus of my grilling FKup events.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • lynnzgal Jun 22,2012 3:28 pm || Up

            That would be very cool!

          • JamesV Jun 22,2012 3:33 pm || Up

            Just a shame I haven’t had the ribs or much else!

          • beebo Jun 22,2012 3:47 pm || Up

            Now I want BBQ.

            • lynnzgal Jun 22,2012 3:57 pm || Up

              I’m craving a really good hamburger.

              • lynnzgal Jun 22,2012 6:54 pm || Up

                I’m crisping pancetta for it right now. Top sirloin with crispy pancetta, basil mayo, basil and balsamic marinated tomato, and mixed greens. Basically an Italian burger.

                • SPWC Jun 22,2012 7:37 pm || Up

                  Excellent choices all around.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • JamesV Jun 22,2012 7:40 pm || Up

                  I deep-fried a couple corn dogs and some homemade potato chips.

                • SPWC Jun 22,2012 7:44 pm || Up

                  I’m a big fan of homemade chips. They would have been a perfect side to the Italian burger.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • lynnzgal Jun 22,2012 7:46 pm || Up

                  YUM! I have to fore go fried foods, though.

        • Kylianna Jun 22,2012 3:34 pm || Up

          Fuck. Yes.

      • wistful witch Jun 22,2012 3:25 pm || Up

        sweet! :D

      • ptbnl Jun 22,2012 3:49 pm || Up

        OK – that’s the martini tailgate.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • nevermoor Jun 22,2012 4:10 pm || Up

          On 7/8!

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • AV Jun 22,2012 4:55 pm || Up

            wait. i just got back, but we’re not doing this TONIGHT?

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • wistful witch Jun 22,2012 5:14 pm || Up

            :(
            that’s also the dessert tailgate and i will be out of town. :(

            • Dial C for Concupiscence Jun 22,2012 5:33 pm || Up

              Boo, me too.

              • lynnzgal Jun 22,2012 5:35 pm || Up

                I haven’t seen anything about this. :/

                • wistful witch Jun 22,2012 5:38 pm || Up

                  the dessert tailgate might be 7/7. all i know is that we leave on the 6th. :(

                • lynnzgal Jun 22,2012 5:41 pm || Up

                  Are you going to see the babies?

                • wistful witch Jun 22,2012 5:46 pm || Up

                  every last one of them. maine first with my extended fam, then to baltimore to see G’s. ♥

                • lynnzgal Jun 22,2012 5:53 pm || Up

                  Then turn that frown upside down!

                • wistful witch Jun 22,2012 5:55 pm || Up

                  we’ll see. being with the fam is not always my idea of a good vacation. ;)

                • lynnzgal Jun 22,2012 5:58 pm || Up

                  Oh…I hear that sistah. But you will have G with you. Whenever things get contentious, just take off with him and go get a lobster roll, or some blue crabs.

                • wistful witch Jun 22,2012 6:02 pm || Up

                  definitely. and i’ll have my sis, and my favorite cousin for the maine part, too. G’s fam is totally rad…there won’t be any drama when we are there, at least. :)

                • lynnzgal Jun 22,2012 6:16 pm || Up

                  I’ve never asked you…how many siblings do you have?

                • wistful witch Jun 22,2012 6:22 pm || Up

                  just my younger sis.

  14. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 22,2012 9:15 pm

    RU Sirius recounts his youthful reckless belladonna trip:

    After watching me, the rest of the gang decided to take only half a tablespoon. I learned an invaluable lesson in drug experimentation that would stay with me for life: never go first.

    And

    I had two cards on which I had written two different names. Since the admission authorities knew I wasn’t Ho Chi Minh, they figured the other ID must be the correct one. I was admitted as Frank Zappa.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • SPWC Jun 22,2012 9:38 pm || Up

      FKing awesome!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  15. DFA Jun 22,2012 10:08 pm

    Anyone want a ticket to go to the game tomorrow?

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • lynnzgal Jun 22,2012 10:17 pm || Up

        Where is it, babe?

        • lynnzgal Jun 22,2012 11:00 pm || Up

          Or never mind.

          • SPWC Jun 22,2012 11:05 pm || Up

            I think it’s with DFA and his friend and his friend’s date, in section 2xx.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • DFA Jun 23,2012 11:20 am || Up

            hey its in 229 I think.

            Sorry, the girl called and I went out with her.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • SPWC Jun 23,2012 11:29 am || Up

              yay!

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • DFA Jun 23,2012 12:12 pm || Up

                yeah last night she introduced me to a bunch of her friends and this morning was like “this is going really really well”

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Jun 23,2012 2:01 pm || Up

                  Awesome.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 22,2012 10:50 pm || Up

      Wish I could. Gotta pack in a bunch of intensive kid-based family fun this weekend, before they get dispatched off to summer camp on Monday for two whole weeks! Then it’s party time!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • SPWC Jun 22,2012 11:01 pm || Up

        That’s got to be the second best thing about being a mother (behind the initial post-birth oxytocin high) and the best thing about being a father! :)

        Summer Camp!

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • DFA Jun 23,2012 11:20 am || Up

        PARTAY!

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  16. MikeV Jun 27,2012 8:42 am

    WTF Texas

    Platform PDF, Page 13:

    Knowledge-Based Education – We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • AV Jun 27,2012 8:50 am || Up

      cattle country.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • PDXAthleticsfan Jun 27,2012 9:01 am || Up

      The previous line:

      We believe that parents are best suited to train their children in their early development and oppose mandatory pre-school and Kindergarten. We urge Congress to repeal government-sponsored programs that deal with early childhood development.women should never step foot out of the home.

      A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
    • SPWC Jun 27,2012 10:22 am || Up

      Stuff like this makes me so angry I can hardly see straight. I read it the other night when Nobody posted it and I had to restrain myself from punching a wall.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Dial C for Concupiscence Jun 27,2012 11:40 am || Up

      Huh. I’ve never seen anyone come out against the very act and essence of learning itself.

      • nevermoor Jun 27,2012 11:57 am || Up

        Both sides do it because democrats don’t think creationism should be taught in science class!

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • colin Jun 27,2012 12:04 pm || Up

          I wonder what would happen if a student in Texas had a fixed belief in evolution because of parental authority; probably a time-space paradox that would destroy the universe.

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