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This is for both the Dodgers and the Giants series. Two FAILs for the price of one!

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1a. Which of the Kemp-less Dodgers or the class-less Giants has more wins against the A’s in their series? (tie is acceptable) (2 points)
1b. What is the combined record for the two series? (6 points if exactly right, 1 point if +/- 1 game)

2. (3 points each) A full rotation turn: For the first 5 games of these series (so one start for each pitcher), which of the A’s starters:
a) puts up the best game score
b) has the most K’s
c) Gives up the most hits

3. Fuck the Giants: The Giants have (a) less HR,  (b) less SB, (c) less BB, (d) more GIDP and (e) uglier uniforms/lives than the A’s. Except for (e), for each of those categories, which team has more (i.e. a higher number) in the series? (2 points each, tie acceptable)

4a. Hey, he used to be on this team! Predict Harang’s IP, K, BB and R. (2 points each)
4b. Hey, he used to be on this team! Predict Zito’s IP, K, BB and R (2 points each, scratch this question if Zito doesn’t pitch)
4c. Hey, can we pretend he’s not on this team? Predict Fuentes IP, K, BB and R (2 points each)

5. Best Offensive Performers for Each Team:
Melky’s line: .401 wOBA, 2.7 WAR, 157 wRC+, .360 AVG, 2.33 WPA
A.J. Ellis’ line: .389 wOBA, 3 WAR, 150 wRC+, .302 AVG, .45 WPA
Reddick’s line: .367 wOBA, 2.3 WAR, 135 wRC+, .265 AVG .48 WPA

Which of the above three puts up the best/most of the following (2 points each. Reddick’s numbers are from whichever series he does better for the category, not for both of them combined):
a) WPA
b) AVG
c) XBH

6. Predict the attendance for both of the series combined. (5 points for +/- 2,000, 3 points for +/- 4,000, 1 point for +/- 8,000)

11 thoughts on “Of Ravines and Bandwagons: A Week’s Worth of FAIL

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 18,2012 6:09 pm

    We need to add the recently FAILed series’ to the score tool; I don’t know how to do this.

    Thanks Dial C for keeping this going.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. aardvark Jun 18,2012 6:37 pm

    1a-Tie
    b-A’s go 3 and 3 (do we need to specify where the wins come?)

    2a-Mcarthy
    b-Parker
    c-Milone

    3a-A’s
    b-A’s
    c-A’s
    d-G’s

    4a-6, 5, 2, 2
    b-6, 3, 2, 3
    c-2, 1, 2, 1

    5-Reddick for all 3

    6-122,100

  3. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 19,2012 1:34 pm

    1a. Tie, Dodgers and Giants win same # of games (2 points)
    1b. 2-4 A’s record (6 points if exactly right, 1 point if +/- 1 game)

    2. (3 points each) A full rotation turn: For the first 5 games of these series (so one start for each pitcher), which of the A’s starters:
    a) Parker best game score
    b) Milone most K’s
    c) Colon yields most hits

    3. Fuck the Giants: (2 points each, tie acceptable)
    a. Both teams tie in HRs
    b. A’s more SBs than SFGs
    c. A’s hitters more BBs than SFGs
    d. Both teams tie in GIDPs

    4a. Harang 6.1 IP, 5 Ks, 3 BBs, 2 Rs. (2 points each)
    4b. Zito 5.0 IP, 3 Ks, 4 BBs, 4 Rs (2 points each, scratch this question if Zito doesn’t pitch)
    4c. Fuentes 2.1 IP, 1 K, 2 BBs, 2Rs (2 points each)

    5. Best Offensive Performers for Each Team (2 points each):
    a) Melky WPA
    b) Melky AVG
    c) Reddick XBHs

    6. 123,500

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  4. andeux Jun 19,2012 4:04 pm

    1a. Dodgers.
    1b. 3-3
    2. a) Parker
    b) Parker
    c) Blackley

    3. (a) HR – Giants
    (b) SB – A’s,
    (c) BB – A’s,
    (d) GIDP – A’s
    4a. Harang 6 IP, 5 K, 2 BB and 2 R.
    4b. Zito 5 IP, 4 K, 4 BB and 4 R
    4c. Fuentes 3 IP, 1 K, 2 BB and 0 R
    5. Best Offensive Performers for Each Team:
    a) WPA – Reddick
    b) AVG – Melky
    c) XBH – Reddick

    6. 123,456

    TINSTAAFK
    • andeux Jun 25,2012 10:27 am || Up

      1a) 0
      1b) 1
      2.a)0
      b) 0
      c) 0
      3a) 0
      3b) 0
      3c) 2
      3d) 0
      4a) 0
      4c) 0
      5.a)2
      b) 0
      c) 2
      6. 0

      7 total

      TINSTAAFK
  5. Dial C for Concupiscence Jun 19,2012 4:38 pm

    1a. Dodgers
    1b. 3-3
    2.
    a) Parker
    b) Parker
    c) Blackley
    3. (a)A’s (b)Giants (c)A’s (d)Giants
    4a. 7/6/3/3
    4b. 6/3/2/3
    4c. 2/1/0/1
    5.
    a) Melky
    b) Melky
    c) Reddick
    6. 125,000

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Jun 25,2012 10:24 am || Up

      1. 1
      2. 0
      3. 6
      4. 4
      5. 2
      6. 0

      13 points

  6. colin Jun 19,2012 6:34 pm

    1a. tie
    1b. Oakland goes 4-2
    2a. McCarthy
    2b. Milone
    2c. Milone
    3. more HR = OAK, more SB = OAK, more BB = SFG, more GIDP = OAK.
    4a. Harang = 6 IP, 5 K, 3 BB, 4 R.
    4b. Zito = 5 IP, 2 K, 4 BB, 4 R.
    4c. Fuentes = 3 IP, 2 K, 2 BB, 1 R.
    5a. best WPA = Reddick
    5b. best AVG = Ellis
    5c. most XBH = Ellis
    6. 110,000

  7. oblique Jun 19,2012 6:48 pm

    1a. Dodgers
    1b. 5-1

    2. a) Parker b) Parker c) Blackley

    3. (a) A’s HR (b) A’s SB (c) A’s BB (d) A’s GIDP

    4a. Harang 5.2 IP, 3K, 5BB, 6R
    4b. Zito 3.1 IP, 1 K, 6 BB and 4 R
    4c. Fuentes 1.0 IP, 2 K, 0 BB and 0 R

    5.
    a) WPA – Reddick
    b) AVG – Melky
    c) XBH – Ellis

    6. 128,256

  8. Dial C for Concupiscence Jun 22,2012 4:05 pm

    Half-way, post-Dodgers Update:

    1a) Dodgers: 0 wins
    1b) Currently 3-0 A’s

    2.
    a)Leading GS: 78, tie between Blackley and Milone
    b)Leading K’s: 6, Blackley
    c)Leading hits-giver-upper: 3(!), tie between Blackley and Milone

    3. X
    4a) Harang: 3.2 IP, 6 K, 8 BB, 3 R
    4c) Fuentes: 0/0/0/0

    5.
    a) WPA: Ellis’ -.115 beat out Reddick’s -.180 (yikes)
    b) AVG: tie, at .000
    c) XBH: tie, at 0

    6. Attendance: 68,964

  9. Dial C for Concupiscence Jun 25,2012 10:22 am

    Answers

    1a) Giants: 2 wins
    1b) 4-2 A’s

    2.
    a)Leading GS: 78, tie between Blackley and Milone (points for either answer)
    b)Leading K’s: 6, Blackley
    c)Leading hits-giver-upper: 4, tie between Parker and Ross (points for either answer)

    3a) 4-3 A’s
    3b) 4-4 tie
    3c) 15-14 A’s
    3d) 1-2 Giants

    4a) Harang: 3.2 IP, 6 K, 8 BB, 3 R
    4c) Fuentes: 0.1 IP, 0 K, 3 BB, 3 R

    5.
    a) WPA: Reddick (.061)
    b) AVG: Reddick (.545)
    c) XBH: Reddick (2)

    6. Attendance: 176,165

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