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oh lord. huge. just HUGE. i ruined the lounge already. somebody fix it please?
want me to delete it?
if it’s slowing down the page for everyone probably yes.
nah.
I loved that show.
it was great.
sacramento reprazent!!
EiE was set here?
Holy sh!t it was.
BREAKING NEWS! I just realized that was not the show I was talking about. I’ve never watched the show you linked. I was thinking about “Just the Ten of Us”.
Funny, when I saw the title I was thinking “Wait, weren’t there 10 of them?”
WTF?!
You are old, that’s what we are saying.
oh. AV, too, then.
shall we get off your lawn?
(cocks rifle)
immediately!! but come back sunday an i’ll give you a nickle to mow it.
Ed is significantly younger than me.
really? but… he’s got kids!!
In spirit, or in dog years?
He forgot most of the stuff he learned in the 16 days he was on Earth before me.
Bill Kirchenbauer is a fat bald hack and there’s nothing you can say to convince me otherwise!
He’s you in another life?
That wouldn’t do it. I can cop to faults.
count fail!!!
The EBEX mystery continues… NASA has this story under lockdown. (article gets bonus points for ridiculous quotes that could only come from a grad student)
i can imagine other failure modes.
Yup – we’ve all been asked not to comment …
[begins to make comment….]
[decides against it]
[remains silent]
I don’t know how to phrase what I’m thinking without it sounding like a bunch of conspiracy theory garbage or quack science, so I guess I’m in the same boat.
(you are, um, not alone)
And her surname is Raach, not Roach.
The writer probably got confused since the truck was last tracked at a Flying J.
Damn you, Carmen Sandiego!
So much win right there.
You are my hero.
You know, since just yesterday these people had someone driving to Dallas on a trip from Minnesote to Palestine to Antartica, I’m gonna go ahead and suggest that NASA needs to upgrade its delivery logistics contractor.
Actually the payload belongs to UMN and they contract the trucking firm, who they’ve used without incident in the past.
Not not commenting I see!
Not not not to the press, no.
google shields up!
Does not not compute
nice
you know, it doesn’t sound like that big of a mystery.
Dude knows where he last saw it, what it takes to get the info out of him is another matter
Trailer found intact, seals unbroken!
woohoo!
I would hate to see a FKton of peoples’ years of hard work go to waste.
Yay!
My arms too short to
box with Godreach all the way to Missouri to grab Jennifer’s ass.…although you should.
Hello, sailor.
hi.
Grab someone’s close to you.
Nothing says “Hello, stranger!” like an ass grab
I kind of wish that was a proper greeting. That and a nice boob honk.
lol! We should just go ahead.
Jamie Moyer DFA’d.
Come on A’s, give me some happiness in this losing streak!
srsly.
He so belongs on this team now.
Agreed. The Coliseum is huge and can totally hold a lot of his flyball outs that have been going out of hitter-friendly NL parks.
Plus, it would be enjoyable to watch Jamie Moyer pitch even if the A’s put up no runs on two hits in all his starts and Moyer puts up a 5.00 ERA.
you saw the jay “i don’t need to hold on to th ebat to send the ball 15 rows deep” bruce home run?
That was Todd Frazier, and 15 rows deep in Cincinnati is pretty much a warning tracker in the Coliseum, especially with the wind blowing in.
We’ll just position all the outfielders on the warning track and Moyer should be quite effective.
I would pay five times as much to watch a Jamie Moyer start than I would to watch Graham Godfrey.
He might throw a no-hitter in the Coliseum, with 17 foul popouts behind third base.
That would be the sickest game ever!
So, zero?
It is true that the tickets to the last GG start I saw were free. How about this: I’d try five times as hard to get free tickets for a Jamie Moyer start?
That’s the spirit!
No kidding. What’s the worst that could happen?
Danny Devito and Martin Lawrence could make a movie together?
Danny DeVito and Martin Lawrence could make a baby together?
Danny DeVito and Martin Lawrence could make a movie about making a baby together.
I kinda think that might be worse than the above options.
Think?! Can you imagine a movie of DeVito and Lawrence fucking for hours?!!
Only if Adam Sandler was the director.
I WANT HIM.
Jamie Moyer, DFA.
Bloom is in charge of Drug Court, virtually all week. This should scare the hell out of all of you.
That said, I now have to go teach two classes I normally do not, so I must take my leave of you.
Someone put you in charge? Eek.
Well, there is virtually no one else here to run it.
At this exact moment, I’m the only one in the building, just in case I end up dead, like Angela Lansbury visits or something.
So you are all alone?
I find myself less scared than I probably should be.
uh oh. things are looking bad for boca in the copa argentina. down 1-0, they just plowed some poor guy in the penalty area. that’s what you get for talking triple crown so early.
oh wait. penalty blocked. it’s triple crown time!!!
AT THE COPA, COPA COBANA….
i’m glad you care. and because you do, i’ll let you know that boca just tied it.
boca to semis!!
Ass grabs made me think of this:
Someone asked me to work for them tomorrow. Sure. It’s Thursday, Dr. Hottie is in ER. I’m IN! Two hours later I find out it’s a fking night shift. BOOO!
You’re picking up a night shift when you usually work days? Is it a 12? That’s risky stuff; hope you have a decent circadian recovery time before your next day shift.
It’s a 12. I get Friday off before I work 16 on Saturday. I only work 12 Sunday though. School starts Monday. I’ve been staying up until about 3 or 4 AM.
If anyone missed this and wants to get it, it’s still up… very smokin’ compilation of various jazz tracks featuring the flute and related woodwinds.
Flute Attendant – A Baker’s Dozen of Jazz Flute Jewels (1961-80)
I should probably post my flute jazz song, but it would be quite embarrassing in comparison.
FWIW, it’s called “Soul Flute Bitches.”
are we trying not to spoil the brazil-us game for glorious?
that was a nice one.
I just finished watching. Great game despite the scoreline. FKing Marcelo was amazing.
it could easily have been 4-4. (okay, maybe 4-5.)
We were the better team once Dempsey came on (and Neymar came off). The first half hour was not pretty though.
Oh, also: Herculez!! Love that guy.
Holy crap – Holland is coming unhinged against the Mariners.
– J. Montero singled to right
– J. Smoak doubled to left, J. Montero to third
– A. Liddi grounded out to first
– M. Olivo singled to shallow left, J. Montero and J. Smoak scored
– M. Saunders fouled out to first
– B. Ryan singled to shallow right center, M. Olivo to third
– D. Ackley homered to deep right, M. Olivo and B. Ryan scored
– C. Figgins singled to shallow center
– C. Figgins stole second
– K. Seager singled to shallow left, C. Figgins scored
– J. Montero homered to deep right center, K. Seager scored
– J. Smoak walked
– A. Liddi walked, J. Smoak to second
8 runs in the 2nd.
Sucks to be the rangers….oh, but shouldn’t you be watching Wang and Johnson spar in Miami?
why so?
you not versed in middle school humor (humour)
question mark
Ah – “you” generally not me specifically.
indeed
Swordfight!
Good for the Mariners. One of our two teams need to score some runs occasionally.
now 15-0, in the 3rd
between the teams, in 3.5 innings, theree have been 17 runs scored. 0 by the rangers
5 more runs in 4 innings than the A’s have scored the entire losing streak.
They’ve only scored 12 runs in the 8 games? Wow. I didn’t know a team could possibly fall so low.
Will move the A’s into last place.
No, we weren’t there already.
Seahawks 21 cowboys 7
I wish I could see it. Prolly over now, tho.
soccer, is the USMNT going to the olys?
oops. i remember now.
what’s for dinner tonight?
I had a big salad.
me too
i like big salads. :)
Pork burgers. I think that’s a regional thing, though.
that sounds hella good.
It’s like a hamburger, but you use ground pork. It’s not *just* ground pork, I think the processor (meat locker) puts something else in there. Not hot dog style though.
do you have it on a bun like a hamburger? what condiments, if any?
Yes, on a bun. You usually put Worcestershire and white pepper on it while it grills. Then we put (homemade) relish and mustard on the bun.
that sounds really good, jennifer.
We have this great meat store here that is crazy. Homemade hot dogs, farmer’s milk, a million different kinds of smoked meats… I think they smoked a baby once. I also got a steak the size of my head one time for <$5 on special. They raise, butcher, then sell all the meat in the store. They buy their wood for smoking from my brother, and they smoke the stuff right out in the parking lot on Thursdays.
wth. thursday…that’s tomorrow!!!!!! :D
Yep. It smokes all day thursday, then they sell smoked sammiches on Fridays.
we need this.
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
They raise the meat in the store? Doesn’t that get messy at times?
why would you milk a farmer?
Add my house to your region. I make those for my wife sometimes.
Red pepper and Bragg’s Liquid Aminos rather than worcestershire and white pepper, tho…
Beef chow fun, before these noodles mold and are no fun anymore.
um…ick! :( when will they mold???
It’s a catch-22, really. If they go on the fridge, they get hard and have to be steamed to be saved, which is just too much of a pain for my liking. On the the other hand, if I leave store them out in Tupperware, they’ll mold within 2-3 days from purchase.
oh gawd. this sounds kind of gross. :(
The simple fix is to cook a two batches, but lethargy sets in pretty quick once food is ready to be eaten :).
my lethargy always sets in when it is time to clean up after cooking. ;)
Heh, likewise!
♥ :D
Leftovers and beer.
i like beer. leftovers, not so much. ;)
In honor of the late Pete Cosey, master guitar deity who passed away today, here is a complete unreleased Miles Davis concert from January of 1975 featuring Pete — who just blows up the stage with white-hot shards of burning guitar in this performance.
(pours jug with 40 broken guitar strings in it on the curb)
You’ll need 80… 40 more for Doc Watson.
(counts instruments on wall)
61 strings… Triage time!
a banjo?
5-string bass is the oddity
ah.
adam kennedy=employed mlb player
Cliff Lee still doesn’t have a win this year.
terrible signing
i kinda hate this moment of the day, 8-10 hours in, when i turn off all my apps and restart the computer just so that it can be fresh for the next 8-10 hours of work.
who m’i kidding. i won’t make it past another 6.
what is going on over there? that is a lot of hours at once.
i say yes to everything / i said yes to too much.
♥
did the a’s win today?
in my fantasy realm.
I think I would like to vacation in your fantasy realm.
it’s a fabulous vacation destination.
Is there a swim up bar?
if you want one, sure. :)
I do, but only if the pool is heated.
i was thinking natural water, definitely warm.
hot springs?
more like the bay of some warm and pristine ocean. although hot springs would also be welcome.
Ugh. UTI CITY!
Definitely want.
and a harem, scantily clad?
Thanks, and go As.
She might want a Haren, scantily clad.
She can have him if I get the harem.
Thanks, and go As.
ummm, i’ll take the harem. ;)
sharesies?
Thanks, and go As.
always.
me, I just wanted the wordplay.
yes, now i see i should have been clearer. yes, i say yes to everything that begins with “can i give you money for…” (yes, you can go crazy with that one. yes, i WILL say yes. and yes, then i’ll fax you a contract to make sure you don’t balk.)
in dealing with some money people, SLF was told that they don’t accept PDF in emails, only faxes, because the pdfs can be manipulated.
She tried to explain, where a fax and a pdf come from are indistinguishable to no avail.
yes. (i would have faxed the contract but i answered NM first, so you were saved by the duplicate comment clause.)
also, she should scan a fax and attach it to her email, see how that works…
Can I give you money for safekeeping? I have a family treasure of gold and I only require a reasonable upfront payment, and your banking information, to be able to do this.
yes. contract faxed.
I don’t think that contract would do what you think it would.
see? balk.
I haven’t balked, just haven’t gotten the contract.
No, he stepped off the rubber before faking the throw to first.
i just said no to a job. i feel weird. (probably just from lack of sleep though. including that nap, i’ve slept 9.5 hours in 48. and it’s not letting down.)
i think you needed to do that. saying no is okay sometimes. ;)
i’m kinda pissed though that i had to say no to a book (my fave) because i’m too busy with promotional materials and conference ancillaries that will all hit the recycling bin by june 21. lesson: i need to hire a junior designer.
yes, you do. and that is freaking exciting!!!!!! :D
I was just gonna say, designer/pa even.
yes! someone to answer emails for me… what. a. dream.
i just gotta roll a few more clients in before this is monetarily viable. i’m at the threshold though.
just a freelancer/contractor would be good for you, no?
yeah, but junior enough that they want to learn my ways and senior enough that i don’t have to teach ev-uh-ry thing. i’ve worked with other designers before and it’s hard to tell them not to do something their own way. i end up taking the project back and fixing everything, so not such a time-saver after all. and i’ve had interns where i spend so much on teaching them how to even use the software correctly… you get the pic.
i do. it can be difficult to find the right person, but i know you can do it! :)
little AV that could. thanks! :)
that would be a fun book. :P
Intern?
i’d say read the thread, but you still need to read the contract!
Well, at least the Game 1 of the SCF has been pretty entertaining.
Okay, at least the 3rd period of game 1 of the SCF was entertaining.
“The King and the Devil” sounds like it would make for either a good band name or a low budget play.
When it got down to Phoenix and LA, and the NYRs and NJDs, I found it hard to keep watching. I just can’t stand of them.
Parise’s heroics in the Olympics and all around smooth play make the Devils a pretty easy choice for me. That they are up against FKing LA makes it that much easier.
On a side note, Tango has an interesting blurb on their GM (who is also pretty cool).
Wow, I would hate to work for someone like that.
Stan Bowman, also quoted in that article, was on my little league baseball team back when his dad was coaching the Sabres. Didn’t realize he was the Blackhawks GM now.
Neat. You should get him to draft you in the 78th round.
Stanley Cup winning GM, to boot.
So, the question of the evening is, who’s sexier Right Said Fred or Justin Timberlake?
And again, please support you arguments with evidence.
Tough one. Right Said Fred is downright goofy lookin. But Justin Timberlake made that awful face when he de-topped Janet Jackson. Don’t think that can be overcome. Fred gets my vote.
Point Fred on the ugly face. 1-0
Dick in a box. Timberlake. Game over.
You make an excellent point. Unless anyone wants to pick up the dying torch of Right Said Fred, I’m going to call this one for Timberlake.
bed?
he’s dead sexier, it’s true. and self-evident.
Bed, Timberlake, and RSF in that order.
The real question is where does Bieber fit in to the spectrum?
Just dead.
He doesn’t exist, so someone had to invent him.
Now that Moyer has been DFA’d, can we have him?
If we’re gonna suck, we might as well be hilarious and awesome.
MOYER FOR CLOSER.
Yes
Aside from being a good idea for a bunch of other reasons, and for being fun, there is a promising young pitcher on the A’s who might benefit from having someone like Moyer around.
Alan Embree?
Bartolo Colon.
I agree 1 million percent… I bet Moyer’s career Coliseum numbers are very good given his flyball propensities.
They are actually nothing special. 165h, 81r, 101k, 44bb, 19 hr in 157ip. Although I believe that only goes back to 1996.
Well, if the A’s aren’t going to win anyway, they might as well let us watch the old man pitch.
And put Rickey on the 40 in September to pinch-run.
I’m sure someone else has suggested it already, and I might have been one of them since I didn’t like the signing in the first place for various reasons, but how about the distinct possibility that Manny is done.
At best, it’s reasonable to assume – based on his performance thus far – that it’s going to take him a while to start being able to hit again.
At worst, he’s a washed up forty-year-old whose recent performance was all PED-enhanced. Waiting around for Manny to become the Manny in all his glory isn’t helping the team at all.
Who is to say that this team CAN be helped, by anyone living or dead? You could put 1941 Ted Williams in there right now and I’m not sure we finish above a distant third regardless, with TX so strong and ANA not far behind them now that Pujols has decided to become himself again.
The key to competitive status in MLB is depth, depth, depth, and we don’t have it at any number of positions… good luck getting this ownership to fund a warm body at each position, to say nothing of another warm body to back up the warm bodies that inevitably get inner ear infections, pulled obliques and shoulder stiffnesses. Hell, the primary warm bodies we have, at a number of positions like Suzuki at catcher and Pennington at SS, are barely Major League quality guys in their own right.
At this point, you could bring up Carter (who sucks vs. ML pitching and unless Henry Aaron’s brain is given to him in an accidental transplant isn’t gonna change from that status) or Taylor (only marginally better than Carter at this point vs. ML pitching and prone to wave at sliders that even Bobby Crosby would watch go by) and leave Manny alone, but until Choice or Green are ready there just isn’t much else and definitely not for 2012. Gomes and Smith are what they are but I think we should at least give Manny a month to show if he’s got anything left in his dreadlocks, at the very least for the entertainment value he might bring to a team that is about as fun to watch and has about as much personality as a boarded-up hardware store in Dayton, Ohio right now.
Who knows, he might hit some… at the least he’ll disappear into the out-of-town scoreboard between innings and tip the guy running it $10,000.
I only think Manny will be called up as an attendance boost for the homestand, at best.
If he does jack shit on the homestand, it might be DFA time shortly thereafter.
It will be a long night. I don’t want to do any more homework, and I’ve been here 2 hours.
sometimes night shifts are like that.
At least I don’t have to make sure the pts don’t fk each other. Pshew.
you know, the klonopin really did my job for me…
Was it for you or the pts? :)
pts. mainly.
One for you… and one for me.
or, you know, one and two.
You should have put them in cupcakes. Mmmm.
I brought two drinks to get the through the night. I’m already done with one. Halp.
Snow White and The Huntsman can go FK itself. I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen a bigger media blitz. It’s on every frigging channel I would normally watch, and those are few. I’m already sick of it.
I was sick of it after Charlize’s appearance on Top Chef.
I’m sick of TC, too. The challenges have become more ridiculous and overwrought, and, I feel like they’ve become all about the drama. Blech.
Yeah, I think I am going to skip the next season. It got to the point last time around that I was disgusted with myself for watching it.
BBC America’s No Kitchen Required has got it right. Make the competition’s theme about an ingredient and/or a culture. It’s like a combo of Survivor and Top Chef, but on a very basic level, with really good chefs. That I would watch. I think 80 Plates In 80 Days was supposed to be that, but there’s still too much gimmick and lack of quality.
like chopped?
I adore Chopped! I’m watching it right now. One of the guys on NKR was a contestant on Chopped, Madison Cowan.
NKR is like Chopped, in a sense. The ingredients are limited, as are the competitors.
there were two women I could not stand last season.
And the end biatholan challenge was stupid stupid stupid
At least they picked the right person.
I don’t remember who won. I stopped watching when bev was kicked off
Don’t talk about Jesus Hemsworth like that!
Haha! He is gorgeous, but not enough for me to want to cave to this onslaught.
(In the theater).
It’s okay, you can visit him elsewhere.
LIKE IN MY PANTS.
See? I knew that.
YOU TELL ‘EM, GIRL.
recently got stuck on a TV-less treadmill behind the treadmill of someone watching food shows. couldn’t quite figure out why all the cooks want so badly to look like michael westen’s mom…
am i wrong?
No sir!
They all look like the bastard children of Paula Deen and Justin Wilson.
Oh shit. You just compared Guy to Anne? Bloom will SMASH.
Meh. It’s apt. Guy and Anne are BOTH annoying.
I can’t stand Guy, and I don’t even have cable.
He’s in enough annoying commercials to get on the casual TV watcher’s nerves.
That must be it. That, or his annoying-ness is so great that one channel can’t contain it.
There you go.
As will I! She’s AMAZING! The love child of Lidia Bastianich and Mario Battali? Don’t even!
I like Anne’s old sous chef… the cute dyke pastry chef… why can’t I remember her name?
Elizabeth Falkner?
That’s her! She’s fking awesome, too!
Yeah! I was unhappy when Zakarian beat her to win the most recent “Next Iron Chef.”
I was torn, for sure!
Zakarian was on his best behavior, and has continued to be a gentleman on Iron Chef. He was such an assbiscuit on “Chopped” tho…
What? He was an assbuiscuit on Iron Chef, too. He totally got called for not playing by the rules.
He got called out often for making two or more dishes in situations where only one was required. I don’t think that’s against the rules, tho.
If you’re referring to something else, enlighten me.
Lol! I can’t even remember. I think it had to do the theme and how he failed to respond appropriately, but oh well.
But Zakarian is kind of a rebel, too. And I like that.
He’s very meticulous and his mind seems like a steel trap.
Except her food isn’t very good if youve eaten at one of her resturants .
I eat at taquerias and dives. She’s nothing but cute television filler to me.
She is annoying as fk.
Srsly. Anne has way more skill.
She did make some interesting things for the most recent “Next Iron Chef”
She’s almost at that point. Not surprising when you realize that she was Mario Batali’s sous chef on Iron Chef for years.
It’s kinda funny that Mario Batali is the big hero of one of my biggest heroes, Steve Albini. Batali must be super badass like an incarnated deity or something.
I think that they are heroes of each other. When you cook, you have many influences.
I can imagine Batali blasting some Shellac or Big Black in his kitchen in his younger days…
I;m sure they cooked and drank, and drank and cooked.
I just scored 28 CFL bulbs at Costco for $12.18 plus tax. The power company out here is doing instant rebates on them. I’ve changed almost every bulb in the house that wasn’t a CFL. WOOT!
Rock on!
I heart 50 cent (or less in yr case) subsidized CFL’s!
Too bad they have a limit of 4 packs per person, or I know what everyone on my xmas list would be getting this year.
i’d rather get a lump of coal and light it. the light’s better…
Why do you hate the Earth?
What’s that got to do with Earth? It’ll survive regardless of what we ever do to her.
Get back to me when you have to dispose of those mercury filled CFLs.
Thanks, and go As.
A lot of retailers like OSH will take them back. But yeah, that part sucks. Worse still: ever broken one? My son hit one in our house with a ball once…wife and kids evac’d while I donned mask and gloves to clean up.
I’m loving the LED lights I got from Ikea a while back. Much better quality of light IMO, also supposed to be much longer lasting. And of course, no mercury.
ever hear of a little thing called… LED poisoning?
j/k!!!
Yeah, we put LEDs into our kitchen. They weren’t much more than other efficient lighting and we really love ’em.
#destroying america.
There is a GIANT panic button at my desk. I’m dying to push it. It is almost screaming at me.
There are random buttons ALL OVER THE PLACE AND I MUST PUSH THEM ALL.
Are you sure that’s not an early version of the Staples Easy button?
It reminds me of Cap’n America’s shield. I can’t stop thinking about it.
I’m more interested in in Iron
ChefMan.I am scared of those. I always think i am going to get my ass beat if I touch one
me, too.
I would never let anyone touch you in an unpleasant (to you) way.
♥ Thank you! I lof you ozzy.
♥
It’s nice to have a champion.
My armor is a little tarnished.
And I have too much.
Why don’t we just share some armor? I think there’s room for 2.
Ah, but what if it launches you into outer space? Or what if it’s the 21st century equivalent of rubbing a magic lamp?
try rubbing a ¢50 CFL…
Rubbing a bulb is illegal in 14 states.
Rubbing my bulb right now would be painful and unsanitary.
And I’m guessing you’re not into that?
I’m not into infected piercings. They seep goo and leave weird scars and are no fun.
Not me. We recently opened up the new ER, and there were all sorts of new drawers and buttons. I opened every fking drawer in the place. It looked like that scene from The Sixth Sense. We got new ER carts, too. I had the bed sitting up, I weighed the ER nurse, I pushed every fking button on that thing. I wheeled a nurse around the room just to see how the bed turned.
There is another button on the desk that I already pushed. It opens the door for the ambulance.
When I took chemistry classes, I was dying to try out the emergency shower thingie.
Sometimes I have to take an emergency shower. It’s usually after work.
I know. I’ve got the video.
Did Bloom sell it?
It’s free with a 1 year membership to his site, jennifersboobs.com.
That name is… wow.
I encounter them in the interview room in jail. I always sit by them just in case the fella I am talking to goes nuts, but I frequently lean back and into the thing.
I think the COs won’t like having to do the paperwork involved in beating my ass for setting off the alarm, but they would do it.
Why not just bring some lollipops with you? No one can get mad at a guy with lollipops.
I dunno, cuz they frouwn pon us bring that stuff into jail.
They might give me a place to stay for a few days though
What if you give them some lollipops too?
I worry for you.
It looks like a “Stop! I’ve got my arm caught in the telescope gear!” button.
We need baseball.
I am watching dodgers brewers
Dodger direction and announcing is the absolute best
FUCK THE GIANTS!
Oh, wait…
Unfortunately, yes.
Or alcohol.
Why would elcroata write on my mother? She showers regularly, his genius will be washed away.
It already has been.
Why do we have to do case studies on shit that isn’t in any of our textbooks?
Bedtime. Good night, FKers.
Go the FK to sleep.
Heh.
all caught up on GoT again. :)
Good evening to you! I’m glad you’re caught up with gardening on tiptoe or gonzo ovulation techniques or whatever :)
Just kidding… I know you were watching The Peter Dinklage Show. Let me know when his special guests are Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Charo, and The Solid Gold Dancers.
ha. SOLID GOLD!
Filling up my life with music!
and lip-synch! Don’t forget the lip-synch!
And all of a sudden, someone’s not lip-synching, and there’s reason to get excited… but no… it’s Rex FKing Smith.
when we were little and people asked my sister what she wanted to be when she grew up, she would say “a solid gold dancer.” i think she was 5 or 6?
I only wanted to be the immortal rock star Quing Of The World!
Peter Dinklage? That is an unfortunate name.
Yeah, and he’s a little person too, if you didn’t know.
And he’s super awesome.
he IS.
Super super awesome.
Some day. I got to see The Tudors on BBC America last weekend. Quality TV.
THAT i still plan to watch someday.
THAT I want to own, some day.
I stopped after season 1. It think I have the first two seasons, but never watched the second.
Why did you stop?
I was… not as entertaining as I thought it was going to be.
Yeah. Pretty bleak.
His conquest for an heir pretty much consumed him. But, he managed to pass on his mastery over government to Elizabeth.
I’m obsessed with English history. I always have been,
You’re aware we made it all up, right?
Vikings aren’t real?!?
Neither are Faerie People, Picts, or Beatles.
hey! ;)
I wouldn’t be surprised one bit if you have some Native Albion blood in you.
mohawk, actually. :)
Yeah, that too, of course.
But I’m talking about a different set of tribes.
huh. that’s interesting stuff. i’ll have to get out the geneology chart and see where we are from on that side of the family. :)
If you’ve got a line that goes so far back into England that it can’t go back any further, that would be a big clue right there.
I meant Britain/Albion… there were aboriginals all over the island prior to Roman Conquest.
one part of my paternal family side, yes.
A couple of nights ago Lil Miss Aces sent a txt to Mrs. Aces from her bedroom asking mom to come over because there was a ghost in her room.
A few minutes later she sent a follow up saying nevermind..it was just her spirit guide-everything’s cool.
That’s awesome on so many levels.
it really, truly is. ♥
Palmer and Colton lied to me?!
Things ain’t lookin so good for our mother of dragons.
i’m so tired, i’m convinced these songs are the same. and they’re NOT EVEN SONGS!!!
also, curse sit walter raleigh, he was such a stupid git.
wow.
what? you said you liked english history!
I do.
Reel Ten was a very frequent choice to either open or close out my radio show. It was the last song I played on my last show!
I just checked — played it 16 times out of 182 shows.
perfect ending.
Totally. Then I left the station, stepped into a 1964 Chevy Malibu, and flew away.
One more day…
i wish i had one more day. as it is i can barely take a few hours off on saturday to go lounge poolside.
until our next 20-game winning streak begins!
so you’re all in here.
Thanks, and go As.
I don’t know who if anyone is left. I’m waiting for the outside temperature to cool down enough for me to turn on my whole house fan and go to bed.
it’s really that hot?
still 77 on my back porch. It’s 76 in the house.
that’s just plain pleasant.
We’re in the middle of a minor heat wave with no delta breeze at night to cool things down.
I don’t bother to complain unless it’s a major heat wave with no breezes for a week or more. That’s when things get Phoenix-y around here.
and now it’s cooler outside than inside. Fan time and bedtime.
good night.
It was until I (without thinking) rolled over onto my stomach.
and by stomach you must mean…
yup.
Ouch.