I can think of some of us, myself included, who might benefit from 178 lives as an Oklahoma dirt farmer, to pick up an essential lesson or two on the path to enlightenment.
3 x 3 x 2.5? That wouldn’t even hold my…ego.
"Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
It doesn’t hold mine either… and that’s part of the point.
\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
If I was running a pagan sex cult back then, I’d’a got me a compound and made it a live-in pagan sex cult to keep prying eyes away.
\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
I’m somewhat skeptical about physical time travel, but not so skeptical about trance-state communications with other entities or trancing people across time or other celestial “boundaries”.
\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
i had a dream about you last night. first FK-populated dream i believe. you were in my house and very casually, hands-a-pocket even, walking through every room. me and R were packing to go somewhere vacationy. we looked at each other wondering WTF you were doing, but shrugged and kept packing. then you wanted to take a nap on the couch. i went to catalog records in another room and R went to work. odd, but not uncomfortable.
*i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
I take it none of y’all have heard Dillard & Summer’s “I Feel (Banjo) Love” ???
\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
The last couple of days have been an odd juxtaposition of reading rationally with my eyes and letting my heart and hands’ reaction tell me where to look next.
\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
and I’m so confused about what stuff is like Fight Club and should not be spoken about and what stuff is okay to share happily with willing ears and/or confrontationally with unwilling ears.
\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
coupla major clashes today starting at 3:45 (i think.) with boca-fluminense and velez-santos.
boca-flu have already met twice this year (they were in the same group) and traded blows with the visitors winning in each case. boca, champs of 2011 apertura, plays at home tonight. and the genius of ephemeral knee/ankle health, riquelme, will be there.
velez-santos is a clash of worldwide high-rankers, though both fell a little recently (velez was 3rd and santos 6th just months ago). santos took the cup last year. of course: neymar! while velez is adjusting its team just to contain him.
*i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
the argentines prevail over the brazilians by the minimum difference in both cases. next week, the second leg defines the quarterfinals, with both these matchups happening in brazil.
sadly, i missed the other 2 first legs, the one all-brazil and the one with chileans against paraguayans. i thought those games were tomorrow, but they played yesterday. libertad v la U were 1-1, and corinthians v vasco were 0-0.
and that’s your libertadores report for the day.
*i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
1. I found out yesterday I tested in the 98th percentile in the NATION for the OB and peds tests I took last week.
2. I just found out I get to keep my job! They are letting me pick my own schedule. I think a few nurses and a certain Doctor spoke to them about me leaving. I actually went in to give my notice today, so it was a pleasant surprise. After, I went over to Dr. Hottie’s office and gave him a small gift. His receptionist said, “You know, we’re having bad days, too.” I said, “Yeah, but you don’t butter my bread.”
Both. Mostly OB, though. There is SOOO much that could go wrong at any minute…. while carrying the child, during labor, after labor. I’ve seen things, man.
Then the child can be born with any number of disorders, some of it caused by simple things like the mother’s diet.
For sure. My partner in crime is an OB/GYN resident, so I get to hear all about it when she (eventually) comes home. She wanted to do peds when she started med school, but said it was way too depressing. Either way, both sound like really tough specialties.
There is too much blood and vagina in OB. Not my thing. My job in OB was to check your Bs (boobs, belly, blood, and bottom) every 2 hours. I am not a fan of looking at and feeling someone else’s bleeding woman parts.
It could be worse. Partner in Crime did a rotation at a clinic affiliated with the local LGBT center once, and had the marvelous “opportunity” to learn how to do anal pap smear tests. Fun!
I worked with Dr. Hottie on Sunday in the ER, and he did a lot of rectal exams. I asked how his day was going and he said, “shitty.” LOL! He also likes to rant about “this is exactly why I went to medical school.” Rashes and asses.
Wow. I’m very happy for you and it’s nice to see hard work be rewarded!
\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
:( transmission. it will cost at least 5,000 to fix, so i guess we are getting another car. we’ve had a ton of trouble over the past five months with her and it turns out that we fixed so many things when this was the real problem. sooooooo sad. :( :( :(
yeah. it’s been replaced twice before, too, both times on warranty. i was hoping we could keep her for 5 more years; it’s been great not having a car payment to worry about.
Yeah! Very Wealthy trannys think they can just plastic surgery all their problems away, but they can’t! It’s about what you are on the inside, not how good you look on the outside!
\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
Adrian Gonzalez predicted he’d hit a dinger today. 1st PA= HBP. 2nd PA= missed a HR by a few feet foul then struck out.
When Tampa comes up in the bottom of the 3rd, they’ll be led off by Rich Thompson, who last played in the majors in 2004 and has 1 lifetime AB. Of course, Maddon, being badass, stuck the dude right in the starting lineup.
I want him to have a good plate appearance and get on base… unless some of that crazy Rays magic(k) takes hold of the ball and drops it in the fish tank!
\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
Between Mael Unicornio and Pew-Pew AK-47, Los Doyers are almost familiar and likeable, add to the fact they’re the Gnats rivals – I’m almost sold.
This Kenley Jansen dude is pretty fun to watch as well.
\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
Me too! I have a thing for St Rasburg as well, fashionable yes, but I love a high K rate. My buddy are contemplating a trip to Raley Field to see the newly ascended Trevor Bauer if there’s a matchup.
I think its A’s, Brewers, Rays, Nats, and then a mash of Jays/Royals/Braves.
Okay Abreu’s a Dodger? That makes it harder to like them now…
I was just listening to “Radio Friendly Unit Shifter” by Nirvana… the one with the chorus of “What is wrong with me?”
and it made me sad that the damn near obvious answers are Crohn’s, Celiac, and Gender Identity Disorder.
\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
I think I would really hate being buried alive, even in a dungeon with a specially-constructed box with quick releases.
OTOH, I would love to wear a mermaid outfit with concealed oxygen source and spend an evening underwater.
\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
Having an insomnia night a few months ago I caught the Courtney Love Behind the Music at 3am and my first thought was, damn, Kurt probably had Celiac and didn’t know it.
\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
Yep, my brother had it for years before he was diagnosed. And his diagnosis was pure luck more than anything. He was at the Mayo Clinic for completely different reasons, and when he mentioned the symptoms for his medical history, he ended up tackling both issues while he was there. Thank goodness–poor guy was going through hell.
Damn near the same with my wife. She had a different gastro issue that required a colonoscopy and there the evidence was…
\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
I traded the other grill for magic beans, then wrote this one to try to replace the old one before ma got home and realized what I’d done did…
As for the beans… some of them I planted; some of them I traded for an ’81 El Camino that I’ve got up on blocks in my front yard. My cousin Cletus sits in it and blasts warped Styx 8 tracks on the stereo all day long or until the battery dies.
\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
“Garagerayogini” is brilliant.
I can think of some of us, myself included, who might benefit from 178 lives as an Oklahoma dirt farmer, to pick up an essential lesson or two on the path to enlightenment.
3 x 3 x 2.5? That wouldn’t even hold my…ego.
It doesn’t hold mine either… and that’s part of the point.
As promised: 1927 Rockridge pagan sex cult! Complete with defendents fleeing to Mexico to avoid prosecution by Earl Warren.
Worth waiting an extra day for!
If I was running a pagan sex cult back then, I’d’a got me a compound and made it a live-in pagan sex cult to keep prying eyes away.
…hopefully your compound would be bigger than 3′ by 3′ by 2.5’…
I think mb used to play flutophone for Rockridge Pagan Sex Cult/
Inge to DL, Rosales back and playing 1B today. Fuuuuuuun.
That kinda sucks severe dogballs.
True Athletic
Thanks, and go As.
Right, because we don’t have *any* 1B.
How else would we get both Donaldson and Rosales in the lineup?
How about a game where Melvin subs in a new catcher every inning, just because he can?
I CAN HAZ YOUKILIS?
The inescapable conclusion is that this woman is a liar:
“There is phosphorous that naturally occurs on the sand at the beach, but no one has ever heard of pants catching fire,”
Crazy. Bets on how long until this story is adapted for a TV crime show?
lennie: my ex wife liked hot rocks too, but she just took the diamond ring and burned me. .
mccoy: i’ve got you for conspiracy to commit second degree burns you son of a beach. .
Afghanistan Bananastand
In other words: proof that it either has never been invented or our time is too FKing boring to worry about.
I’m somewhat skeptical about physical time travel, but not so skeptical about trance-state communications with other entities or trancing people across time or other celestial “boundaries”.
I’m skeptical of time travel, but not so much multiverse travel, particularly multiverse travel that’s effectively timetravelesque.
Yeah!
I’m skeptical that you’re not all conspiring against me.
you think there’s a small chance we’re not???
hmmm…valid.
i had a dream about you last night. first FK-populated dream i believe. you were in my house and very casually, hands-a-pocket even, walking through every room. me and R were packing to go somewhere vacationy. we looked at each other wondering WTF you were doing, but shrugged and kept packing. then you wanted to take a nap on the couch. i went to catalog records in another room and R went to work. odd, but not uncomfortable.
I can tell you exactly what he was doing with his hands-a-pocket.
[sagh]
If you’re saghing, you’re doing it wrong.
I’m pretty sure I know gh, but who is sa?
So it’s cool if I come over, then?
maybe we weren’t packing for vacation. maybe we were packing our valuables to hide. but yes!
I’m not the least bit skeptical you’re all conspiring against me. I know it.
sage.
I kind of wish he’d said “It’s Irrelative!” instead.
oh, I’m so stealing this.
KTOTD
How many times does the obvious point have to prove true before people listen?
They mentioned on the radio this morning that Merkel was open to some stimulus for Greece, so maybe…
Breaking news! Breaking news! We have word from the owners’ meetings in New York and….
….never mind.
But…but there’s a blue ribbon panel on the case!
“No timetable”? Gee, thanks for the confirmation, Bud!
SJ just needs to take the nuclear option and sue. They can use a half dozen or so Selig quotes against him.
I almost threw my phone across the courtroom when I read suslus note about the line up. The firstbaseperson displeases me.
RIP, Donna.
I actually screamed at my station today when I found out at work earlier. My coworkers, however, seemed more concerned over Doug Dillard.
I take it none of y’all have heard Dillard & Summer’s “I Feel (Banjo) Love” ???
i ♥ Vajrayogini.
me too!
The last couple of days have been an odd juxtaposition of reading rationally with my eyes and letting my heart and hands’ reaction tell me where to look next.
and I’m so confused about what stuff is like Fight Club and should not be spoken about and what stuff is okay to share happily with willing ears and/or confrontationally with unwilling ears.
hell, share away.
this is the mantra i like for Her:
oṃ vajrayoginÄ« hūṃ phaá¹ svÄhÄ
Thank you so much!
I have so much to learn! :)
Lawrie was framed.
libertadores watch.
coupla major clashes today starting at 3:45 (i think.) with boca-fluminense and velez-santos.
boca-flu have already met twice this year (they were in the same group) and traded blows with the visitors winning in each case. boca, champs of 2011 apertura, plays at home tonight. and the genius of ephemeral knee/ankle health, riquelme, will be there.
velez-santos is a clash of worldwide high-rankers, though both fell a little recently (velez was 3rd and santos 6th just months ago). santos took the cup last year. of course: neymar! while velez is adjusting its team just to contain him.
first one’s on. everyone in traditional colors. so pretty.
dale, dale boca!
the argentines prevail over the brazilians by the minimum difference in both cases. next week, the second leg defines the quarterfinals, with both these matchups happening in brazil.
sadly, i missed the other 2 first legs, the one all-brazil and the one with chileans against paraguayans. i thought those games were tomorrow, but they played yesterday. libertad v la U were 1-1, and corinthians v vasco were 0-0.
and that’s your libertadores report for the day.
the canadians with a brazillian prevailed over the evil empire
Pamela Anderson?
heh
well done.
and let me just say, because it really doesn’t come up anymore, i used to love VIP. and not even because of boobs. i thought it was hilarious.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be patting my own back.
1. I found out yesterday I tested in the 98th percentile in the NATION for the OB and peds tests I took last week.
2. I just found out I get to keep my job! They are letting me pick my own schedule. I think a few nurses and a certain Doctor spoke to them about me leaving. I actually went in to give my notice today, so it was a pleasant surprise. After, I went over to Dr. Hottie’s office and gave him a small gift. His receptionist said, “You know, we’re having bad days, too.” I said, “Yeah, but you don’t butter my bread.”
Huzzah! It’s a great couple of days.
Awesome! Congratulations!
Rockstar!
Thank you. That shit was HARD. And it made me never want to have children.
The OB or peds stuff? (I guess either could do that to you). Congrats!
Both. Mostly OB, though. There is SOOO much that could go wrong at any minute…. while carrying the child, during labor, after labor. I’ve seen things, man.
Then the child can be born with any number of disorders, some of it caused by simple things like the mother’s diet.
For sure. My partner in crime is an OB/GYN resident, so I get to hear all about it when she (eventually) comes home. She wanted to do peds when she started med school, but said it was way too depressing. Either way, both sound like really tough specialties.
There is too much blood and vagina in OB. Not my thing. My job in OB was to check your Bs (boobs, belly, blood, and bottom) every 2 hours. I am not a fan of looking at and feeling someone else’s bleeding woman parts.
It could be worse. Partner in Crime did a rotation at a clinic affiliated with the local LGBT center once, and had the marvelous “opportunity” to learn how to do anal pap smear tests. Fun!
I worked with Dr. Hottie on Sunday in the ER, and he did a lot of rectal exams. I asked how his day was going and he said, “shitty.” LOL! He also likes to rant about “this is exactly why I went to medical school.” Rashes and asses.
pooping a grapefruit ~ childbirth
Fourth degree lacerations, man. The stuff of nightmares.
That’s a good way to scare teenage girls. Google image fourth degree lacerations and tell them all about it.
“THEN YOUR VAGINA RIPS ALL THE WAY TO YOUR –” [thud]
Yeah, I had an 8.5 lb baby, not gigantic, but about 7 lbs of him was his head… so… yeah.
Yowza!
Wow. I’m very happy for you and it’s nice to see hard work be rewarded!
BAM!
Awesome!
Congratulations!
SWEET! GO JENNIFER!!!
Yeah, baby!
We knew it all along — you’re fabulous!
Damn straight.
Huzzah! Congrats!
I’m in awe. And not at all surprised… :)
Heh.
H/T: Grant.
common complaint.
oh, and yoink.
I’d complain but, you know, [yawn, sits back down. lies down on the bench.].
Sometimes, you just have to call it what it is.
sad news. our car roxanne is too ill to fix. i’m heartbroken.
is she buggin’ out?
The Bug??? What happened?
Thanks, and go As.
So, Roxanne’s red light came on?
No such thing.
:( transmission. it will cost at least 5,000 to fix, so i guess we are getting another car. we’ve had a ton of trouble over the past five months with her and it turns out that we fixed so many things when this was the real problem. sooooooo sad. :( :( :(
a volkswagen?
Yeah we had that with out GTI wish I would have walked away ealier. Could have current car paid off by now.
yeah. it’s been replaced twice before, too, both times on warranty. i was hoping we could keep her for 5 more years; it’s been great not having a car payment to worry about.
Wow, that’s crazy expensive for a transmission.
Thanks, and go As.
i know!!!!!!! :(
Get a classic bug. Theyre cooler and get like 35 MPG!
I want.
been there, done that.
me, too. Still want.
you can have.
yayz!
VW trannys are legendary for their suckiness, and the high cost of replacing them.
Yeah! Very Wealthy trannys think they can just plastic surgery all their problems away, but they can’t! It’s about what you are on the inside, not how good you look on the outside!
Red Sox @ Rays is pretty interesting today.
Adrian Gonzalez predicted he’d hit a dinger today. 1st PA= HBP. 2nd PA= missed a HR by a few feet foul then struck out.
When Tampa comes up in the bottom of the 3rd, they’ll be led off by Rich Thompson, who last played in the majors in 2004 and has 1 lifetime AB. Of course, Maddon, being badass, stuck the dude right in the starting lineup.
I want him to have a good plate appearance and get on base… unless some of that crazy Rays magic(k) takes hold of the ball and drops it in the fish tank!
Between Mael Unicornio and Pew-Pew AK-47, Los Doyers are almost familiar and likeable, add to the fact they’re the Gnats rivals – I’m almost sold.
This Kenley Jansen dude is pretty fun to watch as well.
I kinda have a crush on Davey, Gio, and the Nats.
Me too! I have a thing for St Rasburg as well, fashionable yes, but I love a high K rate. My buddy are contemplating a trip to Raley Field to see the newly ascended Trevor Bauer if there’s a matchup.
I think its A’s, Brewers, Rays, Nats, and then a mash of Jays/Royals/Braves.
Okay Abreu’s a Dodger? That makes it harder to like them now…
My buddy and I*…
I am in to harper too. so brash.
But yeah I have been listening mostly to nats and jays.
The ’10 stitches’ event was pretty funny, I like em too despite the uber-hype, poor overshadowed Trout.
“And in other news, French Prime Minister Penis visited the West Bank today.”
I was just listening to “Radio Friendly Unit Shifter” by Nirvana… the one with the chorus of “What is wrong with me?”
and it made me sad that the damn near obvious answers are Crohn’s, Celiac, and Gender Identity Disorder.
Knowing is half the battle.
And to be clear, I was talking about him, not me.
I was just thinking that I didn’t remember you mentioning Crohn’s before. But then again when I’m buried up to my eyeballs I miss a lot of stuff..
I think I would really hate being buried alive, even in a dungeon with a specially-constructed box with quick releases.
OTOH, I would love to wear a mermaid outfit with concealed oxygen source and spend an evening underwater.
Having an insomnia night a few months ago I caught the Courtney Love Behind the Music at 3am and my first thought was, damn, Kurt probably had Celiac and didn’t know it.
hardly anybody knew it back then.
Yep, my brother had it for years before he was diagnosed. And his diagnosis was pure luck more than anything. He was at the Mayo Clinic for completely different reasons, and when he mentioned the symptoms for his medical history, he ended up tackling both issues while he was there. Thank goodness–poor guy was going through hell.
Damn near the same with my wife. She had a different gastro issue that required a colonoscopy and there the evidence was…
hey, at least it’s not “courtney love.” ’cause that particular disease is fatal.
Um… don’t you mean you traded your magic beans for a grill?
I traded the other grill for magic beans, then wrote this one to try to replace the old one before ma got home and realized what I’d done did…
As for the beans… some of them I planted; some of them I traded for an ’81 El Camino that I’ve got up on blocks in my front yard. My cousin Cletus sits in it and blasts warped Styx 8 tracks on the stereo all day long or until the battery dies.