- 1. O_o
- Blame Poppy (I)
- Blame Poppy (II) (but who are Bright and Colorful and Preposterous?)
- Grover: “men who oppose federal spending at the local level are irresistible to women”
- This would probably be legal in Lancaster (but only if she was wearing buttons)
- What? No Castro?
- I … just … whoa. Not sure what to think.
- It is my most fervent desire to punch this twit in the face
- It had formerly been my most fervent desire to punch this twit in the face, but I like this post. A lot.
- Ah. OK, now we can trade for or sign Beltre
- Neyer: this season so far is meaningless!
- Neyer: this season so far is meaningful!
Pop fly: the Bobby Crosby Story, or DLD062509 39
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Apparently Anderson has a biceps injury and will miss his next start.
7 blows my mind. I can’t believe it’s real, but it has a lot of indicia of reliability.
Re: 9
This is false. Fehr played a role in preventing testing (and in making testing fall waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay short of international standards). It’s true he got his players lots of money, though, which was his job.
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Whoa. I’m reading ahead in the Moneyball script. Billy sleeps with Cammi, the Outback Steakhouse waitress?!? Jeez, one mojito and he’s anyones.
Wait ’til the end, when she gives birth to Jack Cust out of her forehead.
I can’t believe they’re not making this–we have the technology!
Everyone in Berkeley should visit this garden some time. The article doesn’t really do justice to how awesome it is.
OK. Now I am very very excited.
David Rees: second-funniest man on the planet.
Isn’t Rusty Prone Robot Sal’s porn name?
As long as you’re not blaming Poppy for Mahmoud’s fly. Not enough mojitos in the world…
Fly, Poppy, fly!
#8: I love “Local Hero” and “Never Cry Wolf.” Are you going to punch me in the face, or just flick the side of my head?
You are neither smug nor insufferable.
Is he smug and insufferable? I have a book someone gave me that I haven’t read yet…
Which book?
The first one.
I actually liked the first 1/3 to 1/2 of it. After that, he lost me.
That Schilling column is his usual mix of bluster and non sequitur.
The issue is whether by taking a hard line against steroid testing Fehr was really acting in the best interests of the players he represented, or not. I think that’s a fair question, and maybe not a simple one to answer. What does Schilling think about that? Hard to tell, because he completely fails to address it, instead preferring to talk about:
1) How much money baseball players (especially stars like himself) now make
2) Whether Fehr personally jammed a needle in anyone’s ass (i.e. “personal responsibility” reductionist bullshit).
Then to cap it all off, he brings up Rick Helling, who repeatedly asked the union to do something about steroids and was ignored, as if that somehow supports whatever point he’s trying to make.
Yep. It really doesn’t do much (if anything) to make me like Schilling or Fehr. I’m surprised it spun the monkey.
The already-well-stewed plot thickens. Nothing like a bit of state-sponsored nookie from a family values-y fiscal conservative.
That’s it — misuse of state funds (and the cheap bastard wants to only reimburse Carolina for his direct diddling expenses) — I’d say he’s now sufficiently “cooked.”
I don’t think it’s her leg that’s gonna wind up costing a lot…
What about the cost of an Italian leg?
Very Nazi of you
You really need to update your Netflix queue.
There’s more to life than movies.
Wanna know the First image that comes up when you google “maria belen shapur?”
sal??!
And to render matters only slightly more bizarre, it seems there’s a she-male porn star named: maria belen.
“Moderate Safe Search”-ing, everyone!
Rusty Prone Robot??!
Whoa. Anyone have MJ in their deadpool?
Co-worker chimes in about “they always come in threes”
My guess: John Paul Stevens
I know whenever I think of Farrah and Michael, Justice JPS springs quickly to mind.
Still, if there’s to be a third, I’ll take Keith Richards in the pool. And if I can buy a second square, I’ll go with Ron Dellums.
Who dat calling Dellums a square?
He’s not — he’s asking: “You wanna be startin’ somethin’?”
Ed McMahon doesn’t count?
He deserves a more noteworthy death than a simple heart attack.
I’d always been counting on “chimp attack.”
Underage clown porn?