[Original lyrics here.]
(Anyone else think Glenn Tillbrook from around the time of this video looks a lot like Michael Lewis?)
Pulling Muscles on DL
They do it down at Papago Park
They’d do it on the Wii Fit
Lazing about the bench all day-to-day,
At night the Coli’s empty
Squealing seagulls answer vendors’ cries
A Michael Lewis paperback
Servers drop their dollar dogs and fries
And Alfred G. Rava wants a hat
Look beyond E. Chavvy
Trading Holliday’s a fait accompli
And I feel like William L.‘s
Made Moneyball a dull, two-bit team
Pulling muscles on DL
Pulling muscles on DL
Shrinking sample size or so I’m told
Punchless batters swing away
A Fu-Man with no wooden power
Deliver us all from Rajai
We wish we had a power bat
Who could defend the hot corner
And when a player is half-dead
We’ll hook our wagon to his faded star
Look beyond E. Chavvy
Trading Holliday’s a fait accompli
And I feel like William L.’s
Made Moneyball a dull, two-bit team
Pulling muscles on DL
Pulling muscles on DL
Two batless wonders with no pop
Nothing on Beane’s mantelpiece
Hits all singles all the time
Abandoned by the fans en masse
The minority owner schemes and pouts
Looking at a local map
The golden boy he’s gone away
Until next year’s Fest of Fans
Look beyond E. Chavvy
Trading Holliday’s a fait accompli
And I feel like William L.’s
Made Moneyball a dull, two-bit team
Pulling muscles on DL
Pulling muscles on DL
Look beyond E. Chavvy
Trading Holliday’s a fait accompli
And I feel like William L.’s
Made Moneyball a dull, two-bit team
Pulling muscles on DL
Pulling muscles on DL
I had totally blacked out all memories of this song until your post. And now the early 80’s come flooding back…adolescent awkwardness, the laughter and derision, morning in America. Thanks a lot.
I paid for this
microphonewebsite.You only think that’s a joke.
My bill is in the mail.
Will you get your usual hourly rate?
(If so, MB, it might be cheaper to move.)
MB — this is your usual wonderful job, you masterfilker, you.
I just don’t know the song, in my lamentable elditude, and I fear the earworm.
Difford and Tillbrook were awfully damn good at that.
Nah. If he moves we can find him. There are people for that.
< sits very very still >
Good thing I’ve been saving all that money I otherwise would have been spending paying Blez rent for my front-page real estate.
There’s a monkey in the woods…
We begin
bombingflinging poo in five minutes.