Game 24: Uh oh, A’s at Boston ← FREE KRAUT!

Game 24: Uh oh, A’s at Boston 297

This never seems to go well.

The tattoos are “Tyler” (right arm) and “Chase” (left arm), his kids’ names.

Weeks, Crisp, Reddick, Cespedes, Smith DH, Suzuki, Barton, Innnnnnnnge (that’s for you, Ken Korach) and Pennington. Milone vs. Clay Buchholz. Swingles on the bench vs. the lefty.

297 thoughts on “Game 24: Uh oh, A’s at Boston

  1. AV Apr 30,2012 4:09 pm

    espn3 has the jays/rangers game live on the internet right now. not that i care, but… ??? i thought there was no MLB on espn3, ever.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 30,2012 4:11 pm || Up

      Games on ESPN TV are usually on ESPN3.

      • gonealookin Apr 30,2012 4:17 pm || Up

        It does seem like there were some changes to/loosening of the rights restrictions this year. XM Internet Radio now carries the home team radio broadcasts, which were previously only on MLB.com. The blackout rules haven’t changed though.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  2. Glorious Mundy Apr 30,2012 4:19 pm

    Reddick walk?! We’re in for a strange night, folks.

    • nevermoor Apr 30,2012 4:53 pm || Up

      #gingerproblems

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Future Ed Apr 30,2012 6:07 pm || Up

      why was vince so convinced the fans would give reddick a standing ovation?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 30,2012 6:08 pm || Up

        Wasn’t there some kind of Twitter ‘splosion to that effect?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  3. Glorious Mundy Apr 30,2012 4:23 pm

    This Red Sox lineup is kind of crappy looking.

    • ptbnl Apr 30,2012 4:27 pm || Up

      Yeah – two of them even have a lower batting average* than our best hitter!

      * yes, I know.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  4. AV Apr 30,2012 4:24 pm

    “the iceman.”

    i’m starting a list of nicknames that only live in vinnie’s head.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 30,2012 4:40 pm || Up

      Unless the player so dubbed has a real name of Hickman/Hickey or Harry Hope, or George Gervin, then this nickname has no business being invoked.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 30,2012 4:42 pm || Up

        Also acceptable for a volleyball player who resembles Val Kilmer.

        • AV Apr 30,2012 4:47 pm || Up

          oh, there it is.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Apr 30,2012 4:46 pm || Up

        no tom kazansky?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 30,2012 5:11 pm || Up

          I bet Cotroneo loves Top Gun too.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • AV Apr 30,2012 5:15 pm || Up

            too? are you including me in that group? or yourself?

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • dmoas Apr 30,2012 5:19 pm || Up

              He could just be using “too” in the inclusive of all of Vince’s likes.

              • AV Apr 30,2012 5:21 pm || Up

                if vince says “top gun too,” he means the sequel.

                /raggingonpoorvinnietoday

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 30,2012 5:35 pm || Up

              Too, in the sense that I bet Vince likes lots of stuff that includes stupid nicknames.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  5. JamesV Apr 30,2012 4:41 pm

    Great job by Barton to salvage an overrun of second, staying in the rundown long enough for Suzuki to score.

    • lenscrafters Apr 30,2012 4:45 pm || Up

      I don’t know wtf Gallego was doing there. He started waving Zooks home at first before abruptly stopping, which caused Barton’s overrun.

      • JamesV Apr 30,2012 4:47 pm || Up

        I was wondering about that, though I thought with a play like that where the ball’s basically in front of Barton, he ought to also know better than to think he’s going to get to third unless he’s trailing behind on a throw home. Gallego was pretty late on the stop, and he didn’t even really signal it the way you’d expect.

  6. futwork Apr 30,2012 4:41 pm

    Vince: “Suzuki coming home and he is out! At second! But the run does…score!”

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 30,2012 4:42 pm || Up

      Oh dear.

    • AV Apr 30,2012 4:52 pm || Up

      meh, punctuation doesn’t come through the radio that well.

      (we know barton is in a rundown, between 2nd and 3rd.) “suzuki coming home. and he* is out at second! but the run does… score!”

      (*okay, he could have said barton instead of he, but obv we’re talking about barton because of base mentioned.)

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • futwork Apr 30,2012 4:57 pm || Up

        I’ve been spoiled by too many years of outstanding radio broadcasts. I can’t help letting Vince affect my enjoyment of the game. Is a problem.

        • AV Apr 30,2012 5:13 pm || Up

          oh, he IS bad. just that one time i could mentally fix it in a way that could minimize his stumbling. what gets me is when he audibly fumbles for an obvious word (the other day someone hit the ball “empha… enthus… energ… with lots of power!”), or when he paints himself into a terms-agreement corner (along the lines of, “he catches the ball and he knew… at the time… that he catches it, when he knew… that he has to get rid of it or the runner scored).

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Future Ed Apr 30,2012 6:13 pm || Up

            the….pauses.

            the….nicknames.

            the…over use of cw.

            the…love of espn teams
            the….love of espn narratives

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • aardvark Apr 30,2012 6:08 pm || Up

          It adds to my general sense that the A’s suck. From top to bottom, owners to bat boys, we have the worst.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 30,2012 6:10 pm || Up

            Clay Wood and Steve Vucinich seem to be well-regarded in their professions.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Future Ed Apr 30,2012 6:19 pm || Up

              you know what field looked really shitty? Miami.

              Really bad

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • aardvark Apr 30,2012 6:20 pm || Up

              I actually hear good things about Wood.

          • AV Apr 30,2012 6:11 pm || Up

            … and how about their fans?

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • futwork Apr 30,2012 6:20 pm || Up

            Even Stomper ain’t the dancin’ fool he used to be.

    • Future Ed Apr 30,2012 6:12 pm || Up

      its like a blind person describing the action

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  7. lenscrafters Apr 30,2012 4:43 pm

    Brandon Inge once participated in a home run derby. He did not hit a home run.

    • the dogfather Apr 30,2012 4:53 pm || Up

      Was he angry?

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
    • nevermoor Apr 30,2012 4:54 pm || Up

      It’s a travashamockery that Yoennis isn’t in this year’s.

      That said, probably good for the A’s.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • dmoas Apr 30,2012 4:56 pm || Up

        Who’s to say he won’t be?

        • nevermoor Apr 30,2012 4:57 pm || Up

          Odds he gets enough write-in ballots? I’m guessing 0%.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • nevermoor Apr 30,2012 4:58 pm || Up

            (and yes, I see that it doesn’t guarantee results, but I bet it comes pretty close)

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • dmoas Apr 30,2012 5:00 pm || Up

            I’m not suggesting he’ll be an All-star. Just that it’s possible he’ll get an invite. They’re pretty screwy when it comes to the rules and IIRC, last year they didn’t have to be All-stars to be invited.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 30,2012 5:13 pm || Up

        Agreed. Cespedes seems like exactly the kind of guy whose swing could get messed up for a month after participating in the HR Derby.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • JamesV Apr 30,2012 5:14 pm || Up

          How would it be any different than his swing to date?

        • Future Ed Apr 30,2012 6:14 pm || Up

          what would his feel good story bp pitcher

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  8. gonealookin Apr 30,2012 4:53 pm

    Weeks is not off to a stellar start in the field tonight.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • lenscrafters Apr 30,2012 5:02 pm || Up

      He’s starting to resemble Travis Buck.

      • dmoas Apr 30,2012 5:04 pm || Up

        Wasn’t Buck the one who threw out a runner at first from right field?

        • lenscrafters Apr 30,2012 5:05 pm || Up

          Might’ve been Sweeney. He did it to Lou Marson once IIRC.

        • ozzman99 Apr 30,2012 7:29 pm || Up

          If he did, he was probably trying to throw to 2nd.

      • Glorious Mundy Apr 30,2012 5:08 pm || Up

        This is the most depressing comment since ever.

      • futwork Apr 30,2012 6:16 pm || Up

        Please no.

  9. AV Apr 30,2012 4:56 pm

    replay notes: dear reddick, t-long woulda had that.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  10. lenscrafters Apr 30,2012 5:01 pm

    Milone should thank [deity] that he and his fly balls don’t have to play in Fenway.

    I’m so not interested in another 4 hour Fenway game.

    • gonealookin Apr 30,2012 5:03 pm || Up

      Oh good grief.

      Taking into account the unbalanced schedule I’m pretty sure I have more unwatched A’s innings from Fenway Park than from any other ballpark.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  11. JamesV Apr 30,2012 5:03 pm

    I think Weeks would like to forget this game, but that was a pick Barton should have had.

  12. JamesV Apr 30,2012 5:11 pm

    Good start for Midland: 11-1 in the first.

    • lenscrafters Apr 30,2012 5:14 pm || Up

      Wow…did not know that Michael Choice was slugging .349 going into today’s game.

  13. JamesV Apr 30,2012 5:16 pm

    I’m turning this one off.

  14. Glorious Mundy Apr 30,2012 5:17 pm

    Too early to talk about which position player should pitch in this one? I vote for Reddick.

    • nevermoor Apr 30,2012 5:18 pm || Up

      The answer is always Jose Canseco

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • andeux Apr 30,2012 5:20 pm || Up

      Would those count as bullpen innings for FAIL?

      I vote for Inge. Welcome to the team. Guess what: you’re pitching.

      TINSTAAFK
    • aardvark Apr 30,2012 6:15 pm || Up

      Reddick would probably K 2, walk 3 hit a batter and give up a double. Id pay to see that.

      • JamesV Apr 30,2012 6:39 pm || Up

        And this time Crisp and Gomes would be on the same side.

  15. nobody in particular Apr 30,2012 5:24 pm

    Wow, this is another game to forget, huh? Perhaps the ladies on BART Saturday night said it best… all dialogue guaranteed 100% overheard, en route from Civic Center SF to Bay Fair, East Bay:

    Lady #1 (in street clothes): You’re coming from the game, eh?
    Lady #2 (in full Giants gear): Yeah, it was a good game tonight.
    Lady #1: I’m an A’s fan since I was a little kid.
    Lady #2: I used to be the BIGGEST A’s fan, my daddy used to take me to so many games. I grew up in Fremont.
    Lady #1: How come you switched?
    Lady #2: Well, we work in SF (points to her companion across the aisle, Lady #3), and to be honest that’s depressing, the whole situation is depressing.
    Lady #1: What’s that?
    Lady #2: THAT. (Points out window at Coliseum as train pulls into that station). Plus they don’t ever hang onto their players and being there just makes me feel sad about how it used to be, how I remember it as a kid.
    Lady #1: I still go, I won’t stop supporting them.
    Lady #2: I want to, but when I’ve been in the last few years — I went to a few games last season, took my daughter — it just seems like an empty shell.
    Lady #1: I hear you, I hear you.
    Lady #2: I mean I LOVE the A’s, but it’s supposed to be fun and it isn’t anymore. It’s like they’re dead or sleeping or something, I can’t explain it. It makes me cry when I think of my dad.
    Lady #1: He passed?
    Lady #2: Yeah.

    Lady #1 exited at San Leandro station, and I at Bay Fair… I presume Lady #2 exited at Fremont. Both these ladies looked to me to be over 45 years old, with the Giants ladies being white and the A’s lady being African-American, for whatever that’s worth. I think the Giants ladies might have been over 50, slightly older than the A’s lady but not by much. Needless to say, I was transfixed.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 30,2012 5:27 pm || Up

      This is sort the story of my family, where I’m Lady #1 and the rest of my family is Lady #2.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 30,2012 5:39 pm || Up

      The takeaway: Lew Wolff makes orphan girls cry.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  16. lynnzgal Apr 30,2012 5:37 pm

    OW! Uh-oh doesn’t even begin to cover it.

  17. nobody in particular Apr 30,2012 5:38 pm

    Daric Barton takes pitches like he thinks he is Rod FK’ing Carew. He surely must be one of the worst, if not THE worst, current major league baseball player.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • dmoas Apr 30,2012 5:45 pm || Up

      Did you not see Hughes play? Or… “try” to play?

      • ptbnl Apr 30,2012 5:47 pm || Up

        Arguably current since he got D’dFA today.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Apr 30,2012 6:18 pm || Up

      rod carew ddin’t get on base nearly as much as we remember.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  18. aardvark Apr 30,2012 5:55 pm

    Ok, as much as I hated to watch that Ortiz shot and the Reddick almost-catch again, that was some nice camera work there in the replay.

  19. Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 30,2012 6:00 pm

    Woof, that’s an ugly score.

  20. gonealookin Apr 30,2012 6:00 pm

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  21. AV Apr 30,2012 6:00 pm

    hate being the catalyst that turns it around for some otherwise struggling team.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  22. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 30,2012 6:00 pm

    It’s not often you’ll read a positive comment from me about anything Red Sox-related, but I must admit that the idea of Roger Waters performing The Wall at Fenway Park is pretty damn cool.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Apr 30,2012 6:10 pm || Up

      yeah, he’s doing a whole tour of stadium-appropriate shows. animals at the big A. relics at yankees. wish you were here at the coli.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 30,2012 6:13 pm || Up

        Meddle in Milwaukee.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 30,2012 6:14 pm || Up

        asvd

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 30,2012 6:17 pm || Up

        Citi Field: A Momentary Lapse of Reason.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • AV Apr 30,2012 6:29 pm || Up

          nice.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • andeux Apr 30,2012 7:23 pm || Up

            Except that he wasn’t on that album.

            TINSTAAFK
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 30,2012 7:27 pm || Up

              This is me giving you “The Dark Side of the Moon.”

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • JamesV Apr 30,2012 6:40 pm || Up

        Well done.

  23. vignette17 Apr 30,2012 6:02 pm

    I can’t see this team winning a game at Fenway. It’s gonna be a bad couple of days.

    • nevermoor Apr 30,2012 6:05 pm || Up

      On the plus side, I had Ortiz on the multiple XBH FAIL (with max points). So that’s nice.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 30,2012 6:09 pm || Up

        Oh yeah, me too. On the other hand, a full third of my answers are already very probably wrong. That didn’t take long.

    • Future Ed Apr 30,2012 6:21 pm || Up

      colon and mccarthy have a chance. Nibblers and fly ballers are not a good match.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • JamesV Apr 30,2012 6:40 pm || Up

        Colon’s not pitching there.

        • nevermoor May 1,2012 9:09 am || Up

          That’s how you know he has a chance.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  24. aardvark Apr 30,2012 6:06 pm

    Can I change my answer for FAIL #12? To say….All Of Them?…At least for the A’s

  25. aardvark Apr 30,2012 6:28 pm

    With dinner, I made a side dish of asparagus and carrots sauteed in butter finished with a touch of vanilla, brown sugar and a sprinkling of cinnamon. FKin’ delish.

    • lynnzgal Apr 30,2012 6:50 pm || Up

      We’re doing grilled bone-in ribeyes with artichokes boiled with lemon and garlic and sliced tomatoes with olive oil, balsamic and basil.

      • aardvark Apr 30,2012 7:02 pm || Up

        Despite getting a little tired of artichokes at this time of year, I’ve had some delicious ones recently.

        • lynnzgal Apr 30,2012 7:14 pm || Up

          These are the first ones I’ve felt like buying, so I’m pretty happy. :)

          • aardvark Apr 30,2012 7:37 pm || Up

            For me, artichokes need to be dipped in melted butter. The garlic or lemon or whatever can be in the butter, but there needs to be butter.

            • lynnzgal Apr 30,2012 7:40 pm || Up

              I’m partial to mayo. Or mayo mixed with red wine vinegar.

        • andeux Apr 30,2012 7:24 pm || Up

          We love the ones from Swanton.

          TINSTAAFK
          • aardvark Apr 30,2012 7:46 pm || Up

            Yes, pretty much as good as they come.

  26. aardvark Apr 30,2012 6:31 pm

    Does Reddick have a nickname yet?

    • AV Apr 30,2012 6:32 pm || Up

      not one vince can say on the radio.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Future Ed Apr 30,2012 6:33 pm || Up

        can’t say that
        on the ray- dee- oh

        Can’t say Crap
        on the Ray- dee- oh!

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • AV Apr 30,2012 6:40 pm || Up

          hmm… so close but i’m not quite tuning that in.

          it’s not selecter. it’s not my alter ego. it’s not mac dre.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • AV Apr 30,2012 6:49 pm || Up

            ok, had to google. SLF was never my strong suit.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • AV Apr 30,2012 6:50 pm || Up

              oh, but on you she looks good though!

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Future Ed Apr 30,2012 7:30 pm || Up

              slf?

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • AV Apr 30,2012 11:43 pm || Up

                did i google wrong?

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Apr 30,2012 11:46 pm || Up

                  no, no, you are correct.

                  But that picture is my “slf”

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Future Ed Apr 30,2012 11:49 pm || Up

                  I did get the lyrics wrong.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Future Ed Apr 30,2012 11:51 pm || Up
                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV May 1,2012 12:07 am || Up

                  this helped. in that one shot above–angle of the face, shape of the hair, lack of detail in the far corner of pic–SLF looks like paul madonna. i was thoroughly confused.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV May 1,2012 12:08 am || Up
                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed May 1,2012 12:11 am || Up

                  indeed

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV May 1,2012 12:10 am || Up

                  oh hei, i saw someone i know in one of those other bands!

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed May 1,2012 12:12 am || Up

                  it was a good shop.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Apr 30,2012 6:40 pm || Up

      You mean the Crimson Schlong?

  27. AV Apr 30,2012 6:31 pm

    reddick! we’re 1/2 way to being back in this game!!! (okay, maybe 2/5ths.)

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  28. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 30,2012 6:31 pm

    Hey, runs!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Apr 30,2012 6:34 pm || Up

      way to run the pythag, A’s!

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  29. Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 30,2012 6:36 pm

    Wait, the Red Sox are playing Nick Punto? And they’ve scored 11 runs?

    I guess the “sign a Twins cast-off” method has worked for them in the past.

  30. aardvark Apr 30,2012 6:40 pm

    Recker?!

  31. AV Apr 30,2012 6:40 pm

    11-1… now 11-7… hmm, where have i seen this before?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  32. AV Apr 30,2012 6:43 pm

    padilla with the sox now?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Apr 30,2012 6:48 pm || Up

      it’s like putting the nozzle right into the bag, where the hose forms a loop, and so, the circle of douche is complete.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 30,2012 6:48 pm || Up

      Watch your heads, everyone.

  33. nobody in particular Apr 30,2012 6:47 pm

    Come on, how was that not the worst AB possible? Barton, a stellar .188 career with the bases loaded… I’d have hit Ka’ahuie in that spot, given that Barton would take strike 3 right down the middle like that with a chance to get us right back in the game.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Englishmajor Apr 30,2012 6:49 pm || Up

      I’d have put in KEEBS.

      • nobody in particular Apr 30,2012 6:51 pm || Up

        Pardon, the analogy, but MY DICK could have had a better, more productive AB than Barton. They should cut his ass yesterday because he is in no way — outside of Billy Beane’s desire to believe in the illusion — a major league baseball player.

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
        • vignette17 Apr 30,2012 6:53 pm || Up

          I don’t necessarily agree with the assessment, but I would not be surprised if he is cut soon given how the A’s are being run.

        • AV Apr 30,2012 6:53 pm || Up

          so your club… is not in the club, is what you’re saying.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Englishmajor Apr 30,2012 6:54 pm || Up

          It’s possible Melvin left Barton in for that reason — to shatter Billy’s illusions.

    • vignette17 Apr 30,2012 6:50 pm || Up

      Yeah, that hurt. I still think Barton is a better bat than a pinch hitting Kila, but that hurt to watch.

  34. Glorious Mundy Apr 30,2012 6:57 pm

    Um, the third pitch from Miller to Byrd got a 100 “nasty factor.” Should we alert the newspapers?

    • AV Apr 30,2012 7:03 pm || Up

      quick, call janet jackson!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  35. Englishmajor Apr 30,2012 7:02 pm

    Be a hero, Coco!

  36. nobody in particular Apr 30,2012 7:05 pm

    ok, back to back from Reddick and Cespedes and we are tied.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  37. ozzman99 Apr 30,2012 7:06 pm

    Don’t worry, I’m here now to jinx the A’s.

  38. ozzman99 Apr 30,2012 7:08 pm

    So I don’t know if any of you remember me mentioning that my neighbor likes to drink vodka and Crystal Light. Since learning that, the plot has thickened. I found out that he concocts this strange beverage not for flavor, but because he wants to watch his calories. Seriously, I can’t make this shit up.

    • AV Apr 30,2012 7:13 pm || Up

      blink blink. are there fewer calories in crystal light than in 8 drops of dry vermouth?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • ozzman99 Apr 30,2012 7:17 pm || Up

        You can’t reason with rednecks.

        • AV Apr 30,2012 7:19 pm || Up

          is that the same as “you can’t argue with logic?”

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • ozzman99 Apr 30,2012 7:22 pm || Up

            Yes, bearing in mind that rednecks and logic are polar opposites.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 30,2012 7:14 pm || Up

      What did he mix his vodka with before…Coke? Protein shakes?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ozzman99 Apr 30,2012 7:18 pm || Up

        Damned if I know. I can’t find the logic in it.

      • aardvark Apr 30,2012 7:38 pm || Up

        White russians…

        • ozzman99 Apr 30,2012 7:41 pm || Up

          He was very particular about the skin color of said Russians mixed into his vodka.

          • aardvark Apr 30,2012 7:44 pm || Up

            In white Russia, crystal light you.

            • ozzman99 Apr 30,2012 7:48 pm || Up

              I feel like I’m talking to the love child of Yeltsin and Yoda.

              • aardvark Apr 30,2012 8:02 pm || Up

                Talk not about communism. Pie in sky communism was.

                • ozzman99 Apr 30,2012 8:04 pm || Up

                  I heard that a few years ago (ok, probably more like 10 or 12 years ago), some guys held a rally on May Day in Red Square. They stood under a banner that read “Capitalism is shit.”

          • aardvark Apr 30,2012 7:41 pm || Up

            Ever had a blended white russian?

            • lynnzgal Apr 30,2012 8:04 pm || Up

              Yep! My mom was partial.

              • aardvark Apr 30,2012 8:27 pm || Up

                Ok, how about Bailey’s ice cream?

                • lynnzgal Apr 30,2012 8:58 pm || Up

                  Well, she did drink Baileys for a while. I don’t think she ever got into the ice cream, though. She might have been out of rehab by then.

                • aardvark Apr 30,2012 9:07 pm || Up

                  oh. I’m sorry.

                • lynnzgal Apr 30,2012 9:14 pm || Up

                  Don’t be, it was a good thing. :)

  39. Englishmajor Apr 30,2012 7:08 pm

    They’re doing the freaking WAVE at Fenway? How bush.

    • colin May 1,2012 8:43 am || Up

      I’ve gone to many games there over the last couple of years and they *always* do the wave.

  40. AV Apr 30,2012 7:11 pm

    ruh-roh guys. there’s a bar opening up across the street from my office. they’re doing the interior design these days. and i just noticed, because i can see through part of their window from the floor i’m at, that their main decorative motif is records. i may get even less work done than ever before.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • ozzman99 Apr 30,2012 7:16 pm || Up

      Just don’t put a lemon or lime in your drink. One of my friends said he was watching Dr. Oz (I know, his 1st mistake) and they claimed to have found STD’s on the lemons and limes in a bar.

      • AV Apr 30,2012 7:18 pm || Up

        oh that will never happen. i only drink limon.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  41. AV Apr 30,2012 7:12 pm

    nothin’. we get nothin’ at all.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  42. aardvark Apr 30,2012 7:12 pm

    Reddick?

  43. ozzman99 Apr 30,2012 7:12 pm

    You know, the A’s offense has been so pathetic for so long, that when they load the bases with less than 2 outs, I just assume they won’t score.

      • ozzman99 Apr 30,2012 7:18 pm || Up

        Actually, I assume they won’t score until someone actually crosses the plate.

        Hi, Gorgeous! ♥

    • aardvark Apr 30,2012 7:39 pm || Up

      You know, the A’s offense has been so pathetic for so long, that when they load the bases with less than 2 outs bat, I just assume they won’t score.
      FTFY

  44. Glorious Mundy Apr 30,2012 7:14 pm

    All I wanted was for Cespedes to get to the plate in the situation. They can’t even give me that simple pleasure.

    • AV Apr 30,2012 7:15 pm || Up

      sigh.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  45. AV Apr 30,2012 7:15 pm

    ok, i gotta go. but i don’t like it. i feel it in my warts that they A’s are going to complete this comeback. good luck everyone.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  46. Future Ed Apr 30,2012 7:33 pm

    So it took me a while because of router issues but

    WTF vince?? Pedroia didni’t “step up” he fielded a fking ground ball hit to him. stop trying out for espn/nesn/yes. the wll not hire you

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • MikeV Apr 30,2012 7:35 pm || Up

      If they did, that would be OK.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • doctorK Apr 30,2012 10:21 pm || Up

      Yeah, that was horrible.
      Almost as bad as the game as a whole.

  47. andeux Apr 30,2012 7:34 pm

    Smith with the golden sombrero tonight.

    TINSTAAFK
    • colin May 1,2012 8:45 am || Up

      Isn’t golden sombrero for 3 Ks? Didn’t Seth get 4? Can that be a platinum sombrero?

      • AV May 1,2012 8:47 am || Up

        4, but you’re right about the rarer metal.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • JamesV May 1,2012 9:37 am || Up

        If it was just three, Chris Carter would have a garage full of those things.

  48. Future Ed Apr 30,2012 7:36 pm

    Victory!

    The red sox score 11 against the A’s, use closer in 9th.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  49. ozzman99 Apr 30,2012 7:36 pm

    When Brandon Inge is the answer, you’re asking the wrong question.

  50. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 30,2012 7:38 pm

    That was at least more entertaining than it promised to be early on. But in this, their first game all year against a (presumed to be) actually good team, the A’s sure looked out of their league.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  51. lynnzgal Apr 30,2012 7:39 pm

    Damn! That Reddick play…

  52. aardvark Apr 30,2012 7:42 pm

    That was miserable.

  53. JediLeroy Apr 30,2012 7:51 pm

    バースデイキャベツを食べたかったのになぁ。。

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • beebo Apr 30,2012 7:56 pm || Up

      それは残念だよ。

      • JediLeroy Apr 30,2012 8:09 pm || Up

        そうだね。まあ、しょうがない。

        az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • gonealookin Apr 30,2012 9:34 pm || Up

      太陽の周りを別の旅。誕生日おめでとう!

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • JediLeroy Apr 30,2012 9:55 pm || Up

        Thanks! :)

        az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
  54. MikeV Apr 30,2012 7:53 pm

    Barton swung at 3 of his 4 pitches in the 9th.

    Fernando Vina is a FKing idiot.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Future Ed Apr 30,2012 7:55 pm || Up

      I agree with both those statements

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Apr 30,2012 7:57 pm || Up

      Did you see his fugly 7th inning AB?

  55. beebo Apr 30,2012 7:58 pm

    I guess that game wasn’t completely terrible. There is always tomorrow to do worse!

  56. ozzman99 Apr 30,2012 8:01 pm

    New ways the A’s should spite the Giants:

    Free A’s merch for anyone who lives in SF and is 18 or under.

    Move the River Cats to Santa Clara, and the Ports to Daly City.

    Hold a “burn your Giants merchandise” bonfire before a game.

    Change the Earthquakes colors to green and gold, and change their logo to feature a fissure in the earth swallowing AT&T Park.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 30,2012 8:05 pm || Up

      Trade their best pitcher to one of the Giants’ division rivals, and then trade the best prospect they get back in that trade to another of the Giants’ division rivals.

      • ozzman99 Apr 30,2012 8:08 pm || Up

        But I thought the goal was to keep the best prospects for ourselves.

        • Glorious Mundy Apr 30,2012 8:13 pm || Up

          I have no idea what the goal is anymore.

          • ozzman99 Apr 30,2012 8:14 pm || Up

            I suppose they could keep and develop the prospect until he’s good, then trade him to a Giants division rival.

            • aardvark Apr 30,2012 8:29 pm || Up

              Yes! That’s it, Wait until he’s about to be actually good before trading him.

              • ozzman99 Apr 30,2012 8:37 pm || Up

                Maybe get a year of MLB service out of him, just to showcase the goods.

                • aardvark Apr 30,2012 8:45 pm || Up

                  Brilliant. Tantalize the fans with an actual good player before we trade him. I like the way you think.

                  Have a cigar kid. You are going to go far.

    • beebo Apr 30,2012 8:06 pm || Up

      All of this.

  57. ptbnl Apr 30,2012 8:12 pm

    Whoa … Dodgers/Rockies … Ellis and Scutaro at 2nd.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  58. ozzman99 Apr 30,2012 8:39 pm

    Off to bed now. If you never hear from me again, you can assume that I died of a sore throat. Have a good night, everyone!

  59. MikeV Apr 30,2012 10:17 pm

    http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/cto/2929621902.html

    I’m buying this if I get an email reply.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • JamesV Apr 30,2012 10:31 pm || Up

      Notice me! Notice me!

      • MikeV Apr 30,2012 10:35 pm || Up

        I got an email reply. I’m going to rent a car, drive down, buy it, and drive back AND CRUSH DFA’S HIPSTERMOBILE.

        also whiskey.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • nevermoor May 1,2012 9:18 am || Up

          You know, it would be really ironic if hipsters all started driving big fking trucks.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • MikeV May 1,2012 9:24 am || Up

            that would be awesome.

            although if I get this one DFA can just park his little pocketcar in the bed of the truck at tailgates.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

          • AV May 1,2012 9:25 am || Up

            when you consider the roots of hipster, and the pendulum-swing of fashion, it’s not ironic at all. question is, is the next pendulum swing as near as a summer movie…

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • DFA May 1,2012 3:05 pm || Up

              classic trucks are the shit.

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • MikeV May 1,2012 3:10 pm || Up

                bitch the one I’m buying will be a classic soon

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

                • DFA May 1,2012 3:12 pm || Up

                  naw if it was made after 74 its not a classic

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • MikeV May 1,2012 3:23 pm || Up

                  The trucks were the same from 73-87.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • dmoas May 1,2012 3:49 pm || Up

                  Damn. That’s a long time ripping off the classic ’73…

                • MikeV May 1,2012 4:04 pm || Up

                  If you wanna get super technical, the bodystyle actually continued until 1991 as the V3500 or R3500 in a 1 ton, the C3500 and K3500 were the new 88-98 body style, the V and the R were square body.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • dmoas May 1,2012 4:12 pm || Up

                  Nah, I know nuttin’ about autos for the most part. But glad you’re finally (hopefully) getting that piece of your history back.

              • JamesV May 1,2012 4:11 pm || Up

                My brother’s got a ’69 Ford F100, pumpkin orange that used to belong to our grandparents. It’s not in the greatest shape any more but it still runs well. I remember when we were kids, we used to take garbage to the old Turk Island dumps in Fremont and we’d ride home in the open back of it on the Nimitz.

                • DFA May 1,2012 5:04 pm || Up

                  sounds super safe!

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • JamesV May 1,2012 5:05 pm || Up

                  We’re still here!

                • JamesV May 1,2012 5:07 pm || Up

                  Okay, I guess it was Union City, but whatever. Looked it up, was open from 1962-1986.

          • Future Ed May 1,2012 12:24 pm || Up

            I almost had to plow a bunch of hipsters trying to block traffic on valencia when I was taking kid 1 to kindergarten.

            I wish they would take their protests to places where they arent’ preaching to the converted.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • DFA May 1,2012 3:06 pm || Up

              like not san francisco?

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • Future Ed May 1,2012 6:26 pm || Up

                yup. Unless it is an immediate action, like the start of a war, or a strike or something like that.

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • FreeSeatUpgrade May 1,2012 6:29 pm || Up

                  Eh. There’s something to be said for the power of the image of a large mass of people. And you just won’t get that in Walnut Creek.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Future Ed May 1,2012 6:40 pm || Up

                  yeah yeah. you are right. I just wish they didn;t mock me for being in a car. I am on their side, we don’t live in a society that we can live up to their utopian ideals.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • FreeSeatUpgrade May 1,2012 7:21 pm || Up

                  Yeah, I know the feeling. Walking around the Oakland crowd today with my short grey hair and button down shirt (though red!) I’m sure I was viewed with suspicion by some.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • AV May 1,2012 7:31 pm || Up

                  nah… real cops stand out. they wear cop shoes. even when they wear tennis shoes, they’re cop tennis shoes.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • FreeSeatUpgrade May 1,2012 7:53 pm || Up

                  No one would take me for a cop…I have too much laughter in my eyes.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • AV May 1,2012 8:25 pm || Up

                  so this has been bugging me since about 2pm, when i went out to get my sammich and you said you were wearing a red shirt. (and i realize this is the 2nd time i’ve picked on you for your team-related fashion choices…) are you OK wearing the other team’s color on game day? i have an allergy to it. i really, really feel weird as i’m getting dressed and, say the A’s are playing the orioles, if i pick out orange socks (which i have plenty of, this is not hypothetical) or any other orange item. i put them back if i get as far as taking them out, and i look for something green or team-neutral (for the day). i don’t have a lot of superstitions. the only other one is hat on bed. but with both, i have a very up-front cognitive reaction even before i’m doing the thing that i’m not supposed to do. to the degree that other people might be conscious of wearing a helmet while on a bike or check for keys before leaving the house.

                  jeans are the exception. i can wear them, and do, every day, even if the A’s are going up against the jays/rangers/dodgers/yankees/etc.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • wistful witch May 1,2012 8:31 pm || Up

                  wow. i think we must be related, AV.

                • AV May 1,2012 9:06 pm || Up

                  hmmmm, maybe!

                  so… are you re-coloring your hair when the the A’s go to colorado in june??? o_O

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • wistful witch May 2,2012 12:20 pm || Up

                  i’ll just wear a hat, i guess. ;)

                • SPWC May 1,2012 8:32 pm || Up

                  That makes a certain amount of sense and/or is kinda cute and/or silly and maybe a bit nuts.

                  Can I be more vague?

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • AV May 1,2012 9:07 pm || Up

                  that wasn’t vagueness. you hit that like you had laser-guided aim.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • dmoas May 1,2012 8:46 pm || Up

                  I only react that way when I know I’m going to the game. But mostly because I don’t want people thinking I’m rooting for the wrong team.

                • AV May 1,2012 9:08 pm || Up

                  mine might have started from working in SF and not wanting ANYBODY to think i was rooting for the wrong team.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • FreeSeatUpgrade May 1,2012 8:57 pm || Up

                  Great question.

                  1. I’ve made a point of wearing red every May Day for 30+ years; this trumps any immediate sports matchup sartorial concerns.
                  2. I always avoid opposition colors when i attend games, of course (and I make sure kids and wife do likewise).
                  3. Regular season, non-momentous games I mostly don’t pay attention to opposition matchups in my AM color choices.
                  4. It’s especially hard to avoid blue…it’s my favorite color and it flatters my eyes in a lovely way.
                  5. Teams like the Red Sox and Rangers don’t play fair…blue and red off the table? Not sustainable for more than a day, maybe two.
                  6. All this said, a staggering amount of my wardrobe is green, way more than any reasonably fashion conscious person would ever call acceptable.
                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • AV May 1,2012 9:15 pm || Up

                  so you were wearing even higher echelon game-day colors. makes 1) sense, 2) me glad. very nice tradition.

                  it’s amazing how green has taken over my life too. it never even entered my favorite colors family. (blue as a kid, orange and gray–not together, two separate favorite colors–as an adult.) not sure that i like it AS a color. but here i am, driving a green car, picking a green gym lock when the other choices are purple, red, or blue. and yes, the socks. the doc martens. the ridiculous polyester shirts just because, hey, i can wear that to a game some time!

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • colin May 2,2012 6:47 am || Up

                  I’m going to the game this evening, so I was wearing an A’s hat and sweatshirt on the bus in to work. Just before I got off in Cambridge, a guy got onto the bus with an A’s hat. As I passed him on my way out, I said “Go Oakland”. He looked at me a little confused until I pointed at my hat and then he said “Oh, it’s just a green hat for me. I’m actually a Red Sox fan.” and he followed that up with “They are nice colors.”

                  So how about this guy, eh? Not only is he wearing the opposing team’s colors on game day, but he’s actually wearing the hat of the opposing team!

                • SPWC May 2,2012 8:09 am || Up

                  My fascist law of the day would be that team caps are only wearable by actual fans of the team, and people should have to pass team-appropriate history quizzes at the cap store before being allowed to purchase.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • colin May 2,2012 8:12 am || Up

                  I saw lots of A’s hats when I lived in Chicago and I see them pretty often out here in the Boston area too. I am 99.9% sure that these people are not A’s fans, but I can’t really fault them, because it is a very handsome hat. (My own A’s hat is more sweat-stained and misshapen than handsome, unfortunately.)

                • SPWC May 2,2012 8:24 am || Up

                  If I lived in Chicago, I’d rock an American Giants hat and be prepared to tell Rube Foster stories.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • 5Aces May 2,2012 8:43 am || Up

                  I would not only vote for this, I would donate to a PAC for it and do cold calling on its behalf.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Dial C for Concupiscence May 2,2012 9:38 am || Up

                  That’s very sensible, as far as fascist laws go.

                • JamesV May 2,2012 8:10 am || Up

                  That’s pretty fucking stupid.

                • Dial C for Concupiscence May 2,2012 9:37 am || Up

                  “Oh, it’s just a green hat for me. I’m actually a Red Soxnot a baseball fan.”

                  That’s how I would interpret that exchange.

                • batgirl May 2,2012 7:04 am || Up

                  Yep–I do think about this when I’m choosing what to wear! Particularly with red for whatever reason. I have some red and white checkerboard Vans and those are 100% off the table if we’re playing the Angels, etc. (Unless Stanford is playing that day, in which case, they’re ON.)

                • DFA May 1,2012 6:50 pm || Up

                  Like a General Strike perhaps?

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Future Ed May 1,2012 6:58 pm || Up

                  I don’t count what is happening today as a general strike.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV May 1,2012 7:05 pm || Up

                  i’ve worked more today than on a nonstrike day, fer sher.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • DFA May 1,2012 8:50 pm || Up

                  What happens when you work the general strike? Does the universe explode?

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • ptbnl May 1,2012 8:52 pm || Up

                  The Universe always explodes.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • DFA May 1,2012 9:07 pm || Up

                  oh you physics people

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • JamesV May 1,2012 9:00 pm || Up

                  I had a lucky strike once when I rolled a ball into the gutter so badly it popped back out and hit the pins just right.

                • DFA May 1,2012 9:07 pm || Up

                  sweet

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • AV May 1,2012 9:17 pm || Up

                  i had a lucky strike once but it just made me cough. “toasted” my ass.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed May 1,2012 11:14 pm || Up

                  I made a lucky strike
                  when I met you
                  Girl of my dreams

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • MikeV Apr 30,2012 10:54 pm || Up

        also for the record for as much as I talk about it this is a really sentimental purchase

        myf irst car growing up was a chevy truck just like the one ive beel lookikng for. it was my dads. he offered it to me when he got a new truck and like a fking moron i turned it down and ive regretted it ever since

        now i can actually get oen thats big enough to fit the whole family in and its just like my dads old truck

        i’ll never get rid of it. ever.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

  60. the dogfather May 1,2012 7:12 am

    The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
    • SPWC May 1,2012 8:57 am || Up

      that’s kinda badass.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • the dogfather May 1,2012 5:01 pm || Up

        The ice man melteth.

        The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
        • AV May 1,2012 5:24 pm || Up

          he did yesterday. #howvincewouldunderstandit

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.

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