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  1. andeux Apr 27,2012 4:15 pm

    Good Hendrixesque version of the anthem from this guy.

    TINSTAAFK
    • SPWC Apr 27,2012 4:22 pm || Up

      Wow!

      His instrument is impressive, and I’m also amazed by his ability to stay in tune and on time with delayed stadium sound and tinny earbud sound as his references.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  2. lenscrafters Apr 27,2012 4:20 pm

    5 minutes in and I’m already annoyed that Crisp is playing.

    • SPWC Apr 27,2012 4:35 pm || Up

      me too.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • 5Aces Apr 27,2012 4:41 pm || Up

        I was annoyed 5 minutes before that.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  3. the dogfather Apr 27,2012 4:21 pm

    I don’wanna hear a sad story,
    We both already know how it goos.
    So, if tonight, you’ll be my tall, dark stranger,
    I’ll be your Kirk Sa-ah-ar-loos.

    Hon.

    The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
    • the llama Apr 27,2012 9:48 pm || Up

      I’ll be your Kirk Saarloos
      Reflect what you are

  4. Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 27,2012 4:31 pm

    So how did the Orioles score?

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 27,2012 4:33 pm || Up

      Double. Sac Fly. Sac Fly.

    • gonealookin Apr 27,2012 4:33 pm || Up

      A double and two Cocos.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • lenscrafters Apr 27,2012 4:35 pm || Up

      Leadoff double by Reimold. Tagged up on two fly balls to Crisp “that no one would’ve thought of tagging up on if anyone else had been in left field” /Gary Thorne

      • Glorious Mundy Apr 27,2012 4:36 pm || Up

        Did he really say that? Ouch.

        • gonealookin Apr 27,2012 4:39 pm || Up

          It helps that Crisp is one of the probably three or four current Oakland Athletics whom Gary has any knowledge of.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Glorious Mundy Apr 27,2012 4:40 pm || Up

            I used to watch him call Mets games. Bit of a blowhard, as I recall.

            • lenscrafters Apr 27,2012 4:42 pm || Up

              Blasphemy.

              • Glorious Mundy Apr 27,2012 4:47 pm || Up

                He was known for saying things that got him in trouble. He said something out of school about how everyone on the Mets hated Bobby Valentine, and later he said that Curt Schilling faked the bloody socks.

                But yeah, I like him.

        • lenscrafters Apr 27,2012 4:40 pm || Up

          Yep. Listening to Gary Thorne is always a plus when the A’s play the O’s.

  5. Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 27,2012 4:32 pm

    Hey, Suzuki did a good thing!

    • gonealookin Apr 27,2012 4:33 pm || Up

      Thank goodness for missing the cutoff man. What a frickin’ truck.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 27,2012 4:33 pm || Up

        He must not have looked Gallego in the eyes.

    • the llama Apr 27,2012 9:52 pm || Up

  6. Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 27,2012 4:34 pm

    A Keebs Cookie!

    • dmoas Apr 27,2012 4:35 pm || Up

      CSN decided to credit it to Hughes.

      • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 27,2012 4:35 pm || Up

        Well it’s not every player that can get sick and stay out of the lineup.

    • SPWC Apr 27,2012 4:37 pm || Up

      Mr. Mills hit that one back to Rockville and did not waste another year pitch.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • SPWC Apr 27,2012 9:05 pm || Up

        :)

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • the llama Apr 27,2012 9:52 pm || Up

          no fair, you totes baited mb

          • SPWC Apr 27,2012 9:57 pm || Up

            I thought he had left work already. I was just pinch hitting.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  7. Kylianna Apr 27,2012 4:41 pm

    Things that are awesome: KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS.

  8. nobody in particular Apr 27,2012 4:42 pm

    Boy, the Elf sure dropped the bat head on that one.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  9. 5Aces Apr 27,2012 4:50 pm

    Who has the MLB at bat app? Thinking bout getting it for the tablet..

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • beebo Apr 27,2012 4:53 pm || Up

      iPad version is pretty good, I think. Sometimes it works better than on my computer.

    • the llama Apr 27,2012 9:52 pm || Up

      Android version has been excellent.

    • JamesV Apr 27,2012 10:03 pm || Up

      I picked it up in time for Wednesday’s game. Seems good so far. I just hooked the phone up to speakers to listen that way and it was nice to be able to access the box score, video highlights, and later on the condensed version of the game ended up being about 20 minutes long.

      I thought the extra stuff that came with the app for $15 was better than getting Gameday Audio again for $20.

      • JamesV Apr 27,2012 10:03 pm || Up

        And yeah, that’s on the Galaxy Nexus. The video quality was poor, though. I don’t know if that’s by design or not.

  10. beebo Apr 27,2012 4:51 pm

    How splendid. The A’s are winning right as I get home and load up the ol’ MLB.tv app.

  11. PDXAthleticsfan Apr 27,2012 4:52 pm

    I have it, I’m riding the bus, listening to the game, and posting this post. Worth it.

    A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
    • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 27,2012 4:53 pm || Up

      Reply to 5Aces.

      A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
      • 5Aces Apr 27,2012 4:56 pm || Up

        thx. Think I am going to pick it up this weekend.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  12. Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 27,2012 4:53 pm

    Well, at least that CS means I don’t get a goose egg on my own FAIL.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 27,2012 4:54 pm || Up

      I’m starting to think we are going to get caught stealing *a lot* this year.

  13. 5Aces Apr 27,2012 4:54 pm

    Well thats craptastic. If Weeks is called safe, hel if he hadnt gone, thats another run in.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  14. PDXAthleticsfan Apr 27,2012 4:56 pm

    Are one-legged tights a thing among hs girls now?

    A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
  15. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2012 4:58 pm

    An inning late (damn the Man making me work and stuff), but I’ve been saving this for the right moment:

    Not believing in force is the same as not believing in gravity.
    Leon Trotsky
    Eric Sogard

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • nevermoor Apr 27,2012 5:15 pm || Up

      Like Sal, the gravity is strong with against that one.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  16. Glorious Mundy Apr 27,2012 5:03 pm

    The Orioles’ new/old logo makes me so happy.

    • 5Aces Apr 27,2012 5:05 pm || Up

      This. I expect Earl Weaver to come out and yell at someone.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • gonealookin Apr 27,2012 5:06 pm || Up

      But you should not wear caps with one logo and batting helmets with another.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2012 6:00 pm || Up

      Eh, it’s no Chief Wahoo.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • SPWC Apr 27,2012 9:07 pm || Up

      They should get rid of the “O’s” and have the anatomically correct bird on the alt cap.

      They should only wear that alt cap at home and have matching helmets.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  17. lenscrafters Apr 27,2012 5:18 pm

    O’s definitely have a bright future. Wieters and Jones are on their to being stars and I still can’t believe how they were able to steal Hardy.

    • vignette17 Apr 28,2012 12:46 am || Up

      He would have been such a nice pickup. A RH power hitting, slick fielding SS? And we get Pennington instead…

      • the llama Apr 28,2012 4:50 pm || Up

        A RH power hitting, slick fielding SS?

        #alternaterealityCrosby

    • MikeV Apr 28,2012 8:19 am || Up

      I think I even made a fAnP0sT about it when he was traded for

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  18. 5Aces Apr 27,2012 5:36 pm

    The Crimsom Schlong!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • nevermoor Apr 27,2012 5:41 pm || Up

      All due respect to Gameday video, though, that was “golfed” not “hammered”

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • 5Aces Apr 27,2012 5:42 pm || Up

        Ripped! Drilled!! Etc

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  19. AV Apr 27,2012 5:42 pm

    stupid east coasters with their stupid different time zone.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  20. 5Aces Apr 27,2012 5:48 pm

    Best hoses around dont do good if you cant hold onto the ball.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  21. ptbnl Apr 27,2012 6:29 pm

    With Barton in at 1st, 2/3 of the lineup is below the Mendoza line.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  22. JamesV Apr 27,2012 6:34 pm

    Nice inning there, Cookie. Four strikeouts? That works.

    • colin Apr 27,2012 7:26 pm || Up

      I enjoyed very much watching Cook pitch that inning. His shit was nasty.

      • JamesV Apr 27,2012 8:36 pm || Up

        Apparently his slider was working for him for the first time this season.

        • colin Apr 28,2012 5:47 am || Up

          When Jones reached based after the K/wild pitch, I knew immediately that Cook would have a 4K inning. None of the Orioles were even coming close to those pitches.

        • SPWC Apr 28,2012 7:18 am || Up

          If he could get that thing working consistently, Mariano Rivera wouldn’t have jack shit on him.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  23. lenscrafters Apr 27,2012 6:45 pm

    Wow, O’s broadcast citing the “Closers have made no difference” study.

  24. AV Apr 27,2012 6:54 pm

    wooooo! win! over .500! and stuff!

    is april over yet? i kinda want to fall in love.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • gonealookin Apr 27,2012 6:57 pm || Up

      The permanent effect of this game is: when you look up the 2012 Oakland Athletics on B-R, the listing for “Most Games Over .500” will not be “Never”.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  25. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2012 6:55 pm

    Victory! Sour, lip-pursing victory!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  26. lynnzgal Apr 27,2012 6:56 pm

    Nice win, bitches!

  27. lenscrafters Apr 27,2012 7:01 pm

    Heh, Angels lose again.

  28. AV Apr 27,2012 7:07 pm

    oh, AND mccarthy got his W. he’s just as good as miller, everyone!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  29. ptbnl Apr 27,2012 7:08 pm

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  30. MikeV Apr 27,2012 8:15 pm
    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • gonealookin Apr 27,2012 8:24 pm || Up

      That game presently has 22 runs on 26 hits plus 7 walks and 6 errors, and it’s the top of the 6th.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • MikeV Apr 27,2012 8:32 pm || Up

        are they pitching underhand?

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

      • ptbnl Apr 27,2012 8:35 pm || Up

        That’s what half-innings like this will do for you:

        – E. Young safe at first on pitcher C. Schwinden’s throwing error
        – E. Young to third on M. Nickeas’ throwing error
        – M. Scutaro walked
        – J. Herrera singled to shallow right, E. Young scored, M. Scutaro to second
        – C. Gonzalez homered to deep right center, M. Scutaro and J. Herrera scored
        – M. Acosta relieved C. Schwinden
        – T. Tulowitzki singled to shallow right
        – T. Helton singled to shallow right, T. Tulowitzki to second
        – M. Cuddyer walked, T. Tulowitzki to third, T. Helton to second
        – R. Hernandez grounded into fielder’s choice, T. Tulowitzki scored, T. Helton out at third, M. Cuddyer to second
        – D. Fowler homered to deep right, M. Cuddyer and R. Hernandez scored
        – E. Young walked
        – M. Scutaro singled to shallow right, E. Young to third
        – J. Herrera hit by pitch, M. Scutaro to second
        – C. Gonzalez singled to right, E. Young and M. Scutaro scored, J. Herrera to third, J. Herrera scored, C. Gonzalez to second on first baseman Z. Lutz’s fielding error
        – M. Batista relieved M. Acosta
        – T. Tulowitzki flied out to center
        – T. Helton grounded out to first

        11 runs, 7 hits, 3 errors

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • the llama Apr 27,2012 10:16 pm || Up

          I like how they had to get Miguel Batista in to stop the bleeding.

      • ptbnl Apr 27,2012 8:58 pm || Up

        Ramon is the only hitless Rockie.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • andeux Apr 27,2012 9:00 pm || Up

          No longer.

          TINSTAAFK
        • gonealookin Apr 27,2012 9:00 pm || Up

          Ummm, not anymore. Grand slam.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • nevermoor Apr 27,2012 9:10 pm || Up

          My fantasy team really benefitted from CarGon’s 1 HR / 6 RBI day (so far!)

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  31. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2012 8:46 pm

    I guess I was doing something else at the time and was unaware that the home plate ump tackled a guy who ran on the field in the seventh inning.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  32. the llama Apr 27,2012 10:49 pm

    Aroldis Chapman has a pretty K/9 (16) and K/BB (10).

    • colin Apr 28,2012 5:51 am || Up

      He just wishes he could average 36 K/9, like Cook’s outing from last night.

  33. critter Apr 27,2012 11:27 pm

    sigh. Where are my late night freaks? If you’d post at night, I’d take care of ya.
    If you are chilly, here take my sweater.
    You’re head is aching, I’ll make it better.
    Cuz I love the way you call me Critter
    and you take me the way I am. (ummm…)

    I’d buy you Rogaine when you start losing all your hair.
    Sew on patches to all you tear. (*not really*)
    Cuz I love you more than I could ever promise
    and you take me the way I am. (well…)

  34. critter Apr 27,2012 11:46 pm

    Don’t you realize it’s Gold Nugget Days?! Yes, the four day celebration of lugging a big ass piece of gold from one town to another. There is a parade, pageant, donkey derby, booths of various sorts, and a play. Why aren’t you all celebrating?

    • AV Apr 28,2012 12:13 am || Up

      ah, paradise.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • critter Apr 28,2012 12:20 am || Up

        haha! It’s a big thing around here. Your inlaws going?

        • AV Apr 28,2012 11:31 am || Up

          yeah, i’m sure they’re involved with a play or an auction or a picnic if any of those things are on the program.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  35. critter Apr 28,2012 12:20 am

    I’d leave you as you were if I wanted to.
    Then I wonder, is it fair now you’re on your own
    who cares about you?
    Except me, God help me,
    when things go wrong…
    I’d do anything to turn you on.

    Yep, Imma stalker slut with a big ego.

  36. critter Apr 28,2012 12:33 am

    I tell myself,
    “Hey! Only fools rush in”
    Only time will tell
    If we stand the test of time
    All I know
    You’ve got to run to win and
    I’ll be damned if i’ll get hung up on the line. Hey!

    No, I can’t recall anything at all
    Oh baby, FK blows ’em all away

    Woo! It’s got what it takes
    So tell me why can’t this be love?
    You want it straight from the heart
    Oh, tell me why
    Can’t this be love?

  37. critter Apr 28,2012 12:39 am

    When routine bites hard,
    and ambitions are low
    And resentment rides high,
    but emotions won’t grow
    And we’re changing our ways,
    taking different roads
    Then love, love will tear us apart again

    Damn change.

    • Future Ed Apr 28,2012 9:18 am || Up

      you know I read these in the morning, right?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  38. critter Apr 28,2012 12:48 am

    I was standing
    You were there
    Two worlds collided
    And they could never ever tear us apart

  39. critter Apr 28,2012 12:56 am

    Our love is a flame
    burning within
    Now and then firelight
    will catch us
    Stumblin’ in

    • gonealookin Apr 28,2012 10:00 am || Up

      I was guessing Olivia Newton-John; glad to find I’m wrong on that.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  40. critter Apr 28,2012 1:03 am

    Welp, through the magic of lyrics I’ve made love to, broken up with, made up with, FK a few times tonight. Time for me to roll over. I’ll leave you with this, which sums up everything perfectly:

    Insects make me scream and shout
    They don’t know what life’s about
    They don’t have blood
    They’ve got too many legs
    They don’t have brains in their heads
    They know they’ll rule the world some day
    They bite and sting me anyway
    They bite and sting and suck
    They bite and sting and suck suck suck
    They bite and sting and
    Suck suck suck suck suck . . .
    Dance dance dance

  41. wistful witch Apr 28,2012 8:10 pm

    hello?

  42. Future Ed Apr 28,2012 8:16 pm

    Harper got a double. rope to the center field fence.

    Then he threw out jerry harriston at the plate, but harriston did an a-rod swipe out of the catchers hand, but the ump called harriston safe.

    Unless there is a different rule about that for home plate, he should be out.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • futwork Apr 28,2012 8:33 pm || Up

      His insistence on showing off the ‘hawk is not as endearing as Jonny Gomes’.

      • the llama Apr 28,2012 8:44 pm || Up

        That’s a real douchenozzle hairdo. But, nice throw.

        And Steven Strasburg is awesome. 9K, 0 BB.

        • Future Ed Apr 28,2012 10:33 pm || Up

          so is the rue different for home plate?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • the llama Apr 28,2012 10:42 pm || Up

            Don’t know, but I’d assume the line between slap-ball-out-glove and full-on-NFL-collision is not that bright, and the latter is allowed.

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