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Open thread for photos and reports from FKfest. Anyone getting in to Grill groverbate FKup Lew?

Is it science or is it bullshit? You make the call!

74 thoughts on “FK ma gundi up

  1. Leopold Bloom Jan 29,2012 7:46 am

    I’m a two AND a three!

    • colin Jan 29,2012 8:02 am || Up

      I didn’t think there was enough information to calculate my PRESUME score — does substance abuse include alcohol? My guess is that it does, so I’m 2+3 also but I bucked the trend by going all science-y.

      • the llama Jan 29,2012 9:01 am || Up

        Those distributions seems to imply that the majority of people are in the 2-3 category. I’d ask for more differentiation within that category before finding a trend. It’s not surprising that the largest category is the one with the best mix.

  2. SPWC (Gaijin_Suketto) Jan 29,2012 8:26 am

    I’m glad that a lot of good folks are tailgating today.

    Part of me is sad that I won’t be able to make it, and part of me is happy that I don’t have to be around lots of lots of people, even if I like some of those people very much.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  3. MikeV Jan 29,2012 9:44 am

    Sorry I won’t make it. Soccer tryouts take priority.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • DFA Jan 29,2012 9:45 am || Up

      mother fker

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  4. Englishmajor Jan 29,2012 10:35 am

    Insanely crowded. North lots very full. I’m in a long line to have my picture taken with Scott (swoon).

    • SPWC (Gaijin_Suketto) Jan 29,2012 10:39 am || Up

      I’m so glad I didn’t go. I’d totally have locked myself in a portapotty to hide by now.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Bed Jan 29,2012 12:33 pm || Up

        I hear the view in there sucks.

        But seriously, folks....
  5. FreeSeatUpgrade Jan 29,2012 10:59 am

    Per wac’s facebook event page, http://www.facebook.com/events/279846732063356/ , they’re parked in the “H” lot, which is the narrow lot usually reserved for VIP parking, a strip down the middle of the North lots, between the A lot in the northeast corner and the D lot in the northwest corner.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jan 29,2012 11:01 am || Up

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • dmoas Jan 29,2012 12:29 pm || Up

        Their lot lettering is a like a keyboard.

  6. ptbnl Jan 29,2012 11:25 am

    Now that the OPD have stopped using it as the 3rd side of their kettle, I’m off to the Y for our traditional daddy/daughter Sunday swim.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  7. the dogfather Jan 29,2012 1:25 pm

    Can a FKr get a little advice here?

    I am late to the internet radio party — I work from a home orifice, and find that my focus and earworms-at-bay interests are served by classical music in the background. There’s just something ennobling about it.

    I’ve heard of pandora but have no experience of it. I recently ran across something I’ve been using called calmradio.com, that can be free — iff you are willing to put up with insipid promotions ingeniously provided by a woman with an astoundingly annoying voice and patter. They want $5-6/month to subscribe to all their 80-odd channels, thus avoiding her (I’d pay a lot more than that if they’d just shoot her). Apparently, you can also go all bluetoothy and steam it through your stereo. I’m sure there must be other apps I haven’t thought-of.

    So, any advice as to what services are most useful? Are there some that combine video programming, like for netflix-type streaming? Other ideas? … Bueller?

    Thanks, all.

    The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
    • monkeyball Jan 29,2012 1:31 pm || Up

      Depending on your tastes in classical, Pandora can be decent (they’re not good for pre-1500 stuff, but I presume they’re fine for the 18th/19th c stuff). I you want it free, tho, they have their own annoying ads.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • the dogfather Jan 29,2012 1:42 pm || Up

        Thanks, MB.

        I think that part of the reason classical works for me is my ignorance of particular selections — they do not generally stick in my mind, and I’m not bothered by who’s “covering” what whatever. For instance, I just tried to figure out if I’d care about that pre-1500 demarcation, and I haven’t a clue. ‘notherwords, I have no taste developed — so I should go for cheap?

        The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
      • SPWC (Gaijin_Suketto) Jan 29,2012 1:52 pm || Up

        Pre-1500 stuff?

        Did Phillum Spectoricus record with a “Wall Of Sound” technique? (Literally chiseling the analog sound waves into a wall!)

        Actually, I think it’s really cool that such ancient pieces got recorded as opposed to remaining on paper.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • MikeV Jan 29,2012 2:36 pm || Up

      Pandora, Slacker Radio, Spotify, I heart radio

      plenty of choices and you can sample em all free!

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • Future Ed Jan 29,2012 6:03 pm || Up

      spotify is free with ads too.

      I have no idea how their classical collection is, but you can go out and choose what recordings you want.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Englishmajor Jan 29,2012 6:50 pm || Up

      You can stream Minnesota Public Radio’s classical service for free, if you don’t mind the occasional Bemidji weather forecast.

      • the dogfather Jan 29,2012 8:33 pm || Up

        I have been to Biwabik, in the Mesabi Range (or was it Bimebik in the Wasabi Range?), but never Bemidji. It snowed there in June, as it did in Faribault when my brother was married there.

        Thanks, EM — good to see you hereabouts.

        The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
  8. FreeSeatUpgrade Jan 29,2012 5:01 pm

    SuSlu from FanFest (I was nearby but did not inhale):

    “I continue to believe that the A’s are serious about signing Manny Ramirez.”
    “Melvin does like the fact that the A’s have added a few more hard-nosed, go-go-go types,” ref’d Gomes and Cowgill to join Rosales.
    “Daric Barton says his fall shoulder surgery will limit him to DHing until mid-March, but I don’t believe that will impact his ability to win back the first base job.” (FSU: So, Barton on the DL until mid-May, then?)
    “Wolff says his one-on-one sessions with fans today were courteous, even if they agreed to disagree…I’ve heard he was booed in the concourse…”

    Per attendees, the way the Wolff thing worked was you put your name and question into a barrel, raffle-style, and if your name was called you got ushered to some place to see Wolff outside of general earshot. Uh huh.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Jan 29,2012 6:06 pm || Up

      that wolff thing is just weird

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Kylianna Jan 29,2012 6:29 pm || Up

      That Wolff thing sounds… creepy.

      I try not to get ushered off into strange rooms alone with weird old men. But maybe that’s just me.

      • elcroata Jan 29,2012 11:31 pm || Up

        damn!
        [throws away a raffle ticket with Kyli’s name on it]

        Because survival is insufficient
        • Ed Jan 29,2012 11:48 pm || Up

          hey, email me, i might have an additional enticement for making the trip to the bay area.

          I think you can get my email from my facebook profile.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • elcroata Jan 30,2012 12:09 am || Up

            I can get it from editing your post, too

            Because survival is insufficient
            • Ed Jan 30,2012 12:14 am || Up

              stupid magnificent early adopters get all the cool toys

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • ptbnl Jan 30,2012 12:22 am || Up

                fixed

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • elcroata Jan 30,2012 12:23 am || Up

                I am one of the founding members of Internet

                Because survival is insufficient
                • Ed Jan 30,2012 12:49 am || Up

                  wow, you must be old, like 30 or even older!

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • monkeyball Jan 30,2012 6:47 am || Up

                  heh

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • Kylianna Jan 30,2012 7:56 am || Up

                  Al Gore? Is that you?

                • nevermoor Jan 30,2012 9:26 am || Up

                  He invented it while hiking his way out of the Amazon, where he was helicopter dropped with nothing but a knife, a cliff bar, and the clothes on his back.

                  He emerged with a knife, a cliff bar, the clothes on his back, and the internet.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • monkeyball Jan 30,2012 9:35 am || Up

                  nice

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • DFA Jan 30,2012 5:09 pm || Up

        Sounds like what questions for the TCA would be like.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  9. Englishmajor Jan 29,2012 7:04 pm

    I stood in line for 45 minutes to have my picture taken with Scott Hatteberg and David Justice, but by the time I got to the head of the line it was Coco. I stood in line to have my picture taken with Keebs (which is our pet name for Eric Sogard, because he looks like he makes cookies in a hollow tree in the offseason), but by the time I got to the head of the line it was Jonny Gomes. But I managed to catch Keebs in the hallway (and remembered to address him as Eric) and told him as he signed my jersey that he was an inspiration to nearsighted people everywhere. He laughed and said “Represent!”.

    • wistful witch Jan 29,2012 7:08 pm || Up

      LOF to the cookie-making family!

    • the llama Jan 29,2012 8:16 pm || Up

      That’s awesome! If my kids needs glasses I’ll write to Sabermetric Orthodoxy: Glasses Are Dorky and ask him for some inspiration.

    • whiteshoes40 Jan 29,2012 8:29 pm || Up

      Awesome!
      Thoughts on Gomes’s mohawk? From the Twitter pictures I saw, it looked a bit… intense.

    • elcroata Jan 29,2012 11:32 pm || Up

      really cool

      Because survival is insufficient
    • MrMoneyBaller Jan 30,2012 10:03 pm || Up

      Waited in line for more than an hour to see McCarthy and Anderson, only for them to move and Devine, Blue, and Ross to take their place, and leave right as we got there.

      But with respect to Eric Sogard, my whole family endearingly refers to him as “Spectacles”, and he was equally charming and awesome when we met him.

      • wacchampions Jan 30,2012 10:40 pm || Up

        I met Devine, Sizemore and Chip Hale in the clubhouse and they were fine with pictures at that time, that was the one thing that I was looking forward to. The clubhouse is very small, do the Raiders also use that?

  10. Englishmajor Jan 29,2012 7:11 pm

    Can someone with powers approve the pending comment from Babar? she’s ANother of us.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jan 29,2012 7:17 pm || Up

      Done.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  11. batgirl Jan 29,2012 7:20 pm

    I love Gus Johnson. C’mon Cardinal.

    • mother pucker Jan 29,2012 8:54 pm || Up

      I too love Gus Johnson; however, I happy with the way that one ended.

  12. aardvark Jan 29,2012 8:48 pm

    Related to the link in the post.
    My undergrad major isn’t even on that list.

    • Kylianna Jan 30,2012 7:58 am || Up

      Art History majors are ahead of me. PHILOSOPHY majors are ahead of me.

      Sob.

      • colin Jan 30,2012 8:57 am || Up

        That’s a weird list though… Art History and Philosophy majors are ahead of Chemical Engineers.

        • nevermoor Jan 30,2012 9:28 am || Up

          Yeah. And thank god I majored in history to go with my useless liberal arts computer science degree. Otherwise I’d be off the list too.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • aardvark Jan 30,2012 10:53 am || Up

          That is odd. I wonder how how they gathered their data.

        • ptbnl Jan 30,2012 10:58 am || Up

          I think the missing information is whether the wealth that makes them 1%-ers is inherited or earned.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • colin Jan 30,2012 11:02 am || Up

            I’m already set for life, bitches! So I’m going to major in FKing zoology!

            • ptbnl Jan 30,2012 11:04 am || Up

              I seem to remember the royals that made it to university always ended up in art history or anthropology.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • monkeyball Jan 30,2012 11:04 am || Up

              you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • DFA Jan 30,2012 5:11 pm || Up

        I make up 14% of the top 1%!

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • the llama Jan 30,2012 9:01 pm || Up

      Chemical engineers, eh? Think I’ll buy me a football team.

  13. YonYonson Jan 29,2012 9:58 pm

    In no particular order, here are my Fanfest photos. I’ll put up a F(K)-stop post tomorrow.

    "Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common." — Satchel Paige
    • colin Jan 30,2012 5:15 am || Up

      Thanks! Also, to everyone else who went: MOAR photos!

    • whiteshoes40 Jan 30,2012 6:49 am || Up

      Yay, thanks!

      What Michael Taylor is thinking in photo 2, as he looks forlornly to the horizon: “Where is shoes? I thought she would be here… well, I hoped she would be here…”

  14. elcroata Jan 29,2012 11:46 pm

    OK, so now I have paid hosting on byet, and WP is up and running. What theme (or plugin) do you use, nevermoor, to allow you subcategories?

    Because survival is insufficient
    • nevermoor Jan 30,2012 9:29 am || Up

      Atahualpa

      You should be able to install directly through the dashboard by just searching for the name.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  15. elcroata Jan 30,2012 2:53 am

    OK. I’m totally renting this one, 6 miles per gallon be damned:

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Ed Jan 30,2012 5:49 am || Up

      I think you have that backwards, 6 gallons to the mile.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • elcroata Jan 30,2012 6:33 am || Up

        Don’t try to confuse me after going the extra mile 1.6 kilometers to convert 40L/100km into your savage measurement units!

        Because survival is insufficient
        • monkeyball Jan 30,2012 6:49 am || Up

          In college I pounded drums for the Savage Measurement Units!

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • JediLeroy Jan 30,2012 8:47 am || Up

          fixed

          az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde

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