We’ve lost a lot of talent:
A rotation fundament:
And a reliable backside of the rotation guy:
And of course Ham…compliant, compliant Ham.
We did manage to shed some dead weight from the ass-end of the roster:
And freed up a lot of room on the bench:
But even there, you can’t always just look at the bottom line. Landon Powell takes with him a certain Pygophiliac je ne sais quoi that we’re gonna miss.
Everything’s changing. MLB even has a dress code for sportswriters now. Not inspired by him:
But by her:
As ever, our hopes rest with the hungry players with something to prove. These new guys will be unpacking their trunks in Oakland:
Tough enough to up-end a unicorn:
OK Daric, last chance to show us: stud or bum?
Like trying to fill a black hole with toothpicks:
Hot corner
FDLS: Bad ass
Devine, sure. But not the good John Waters kind.
Seriously, Anthony Recker has Hall of Fame caliber tools:
Is Bob Melvin trying to fill the crack in the clubhouse vibe left by Powell? Catchers… More likely, Melvin cannot resist the gravitational pull of Brandon Allen’s badonkadonk:
It’s hard, though, to measure up to the glorious achievements from way back:
I know everyone has the A’s pegged for the bottom of the division. But it says right here that we’ve still got the talent to be there in the end.
I am both intrigued and a little disturbed by the “Slusterbation” tag.
Also, I suddenly think Beane should try to trade for Marco Scutaro.
I’m outraged by the lack of Jamie Kotsay
Endorsed. The most talent the A’ss have ever lost.
Yup. And damn… that picture has really made the rounds.
Jamie Kotsay: the Five Guys fries of BWA
You ain’t bated ’til you’ve groverbated.
Is that how you know you’ve made it big? Getting bated?
Sometimes you have to bate to get big
Have you seen Idiocracy?
Go ‘way! ‘Batin’!
Ow my balls!
I’m counting on grover for a State of the A’ss prospects thread in January.
So what you’re saying is that with the stadium-presuming spending cuts, the A’ss need a free seat upgrade?
Forget Ines, I’ll take Olmedo
I always thought Octavio Dotel’s ass was oddly perfectly round.
Also, is there a team Dotel HASN’T played for? Damn. I’m pretty sure I saw pictures of his time with the Hackensack Bulls during a Google image search.
I think PTBNL said 14.
13 now – HOU, OAK, CHW, KCR, NYM, COL, PIT, ATL, STL, LAD, NYY, TOR, DET.
Marine Layer is on Athletics After Dark – link
Trying to figure out which player has an LA face with an Oakland booty…
The roster’s a little short on good faces these days. Recker maybe is the closest to an LA fac with an Oakland booty.
Sogard, of course, has a Moscow face with the People’s booty.