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Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

  1. The first rule of FK is, there is no rules at FK
  2. The second rule of FK is, there is no rules at FK

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508 thoughts on “The New FKolossus

  1. MikeV Dec 24,2011 8:21 am

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  2. monkeyball Dec 24,2011 8:46 am

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • spwc2010 Dec 24,2011 9:25 am || Up

      They’re going to go beyond slot and pay taxes on it?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • grover Dec 24,2011 9:31 am || Up

      I was working on a piece about that subject.

      Here’s the basics:

      If the draft happened tomorrow (what, like there’s something already on the calendar?) the A’s would pick 11th, 34th, 47th, 63rd and 75th through the second round. The official slot recommendations haven’t been released but they’ve held constant the past two drafts, so I based the next off of the 2011 draft. (Warning: all dollar figures are approximations) Their 10 round draft budget would be $5.896 million. Their 5% overage would be $294,800. The 75% tax hit for that overage would be $221,100. In the past, slot recommendations for all picks after the fifth round has been set at $150,000. Rounds 11-40 have a $100,000 cap per pick. Any moneys that exceed $100,000 in rounds 11-40 gets counted towards the teams allotted draft budget. But the A’s could spend an additional $3 million in rounds 11-40 just by sticking to slot. All told the A’s can budget $8.896 million towards the draft and stick to slot. They can add an extra ~$295 K and only receive a fiscal penalty for the overage.

      • monkeyball Dec 24,2011 9:46 am || Up

        turn this comment into a post, pls.

        feel free to either keep working it up into something more polished/long (TWSS) or just post it as-is.

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • DFA Dec 24,2011 3:01 pm || Up

        Is that before the draft pick penalty?

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • pickle Dec 24,2011 1:43 pm || Up

      I may have this completely wrong but don’t we lose draft picks next year if we go over our $$$ limit this year?

      • MikeV Dec 24,2011 1:43 pm || Up

        Past a certain dollar amount, yes

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • pickle Dec 24,2011 1:49 pm || Up

          So is saying “We’re cutting the payroll back $X to then put that $X into the draft/intl. budget” a bunch of phooey?

          • MikeV Dec 24,2011 1:56 pm || Up

            It would appear so

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • pickle Dec 24,2011 1:59 pm || Up

              Okay good to know I’m not the crazy one.

              I forget though, is there a cap for intl. spending?

              • MikeV Dec 24,2011 2:04 pm || Up

                not to my knowledge

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

                • DFA Dec 24,2011 3:02 pm || Up

                  There is. Its like 3m buck per team.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • MikeV Dec 24,2011 3:15 pm || Up

                  Did they change that after signing Ynoa?

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • DFA Dec 24,2011 4:26 pm || Up

                  new CBA

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • pickle Dec 25,2011 12:56 am || Up

                  So what fuck is Joe Stiglich talking about?

                • DFA Dec 25,2011 1:44 am || Up

                  i have no fucking idea.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • elcroata Dec 27,2011 1:51 am || Up

                That doesn´t apply for Europe, though. I´m willing, if not cheap

                Because survival is insufficient
            • dmoas Dec 24,2011 2:06 pm || Up

              Apparently they only spent about $3 mil last year and plan on $10 this year. I guess some/a lot of that goes towards scouting.

              • pickle Dec 24,2011 2:10 pm || Up

                I like that idea wrt increased scouting. Why not just hire a shitton of scouts and spread them throughout the country and find every hidden gem there is.

                • DFA Dec 24,2011 3:03 pm || Up

                  This this this. Ive been saying this for years. They should pay scouts more give them better hotels, make it desirable for the best evaluators in the game to work for the A’s. And then they should send them to random LA country and have them find a bunch of great kids who will play for a 10 k bonus and completely restock the minors.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • dmoas Dec 24,2011 3:41 pm || Up

                  According to the latest SuSlu article they’re definitely much more focused on the draft in a way that’s supposed to make up for pretty much a lot of what you’ve been complaining about in terms of their half assing it overall the last several years.

                • DFA Dec 25,2011 8:34 am || Up

                  exactly. the team never fking cared about amateur talent acquisition at a time when it was most critical.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • spwc2010 Dec 25,2011 8:38 am || Up

                  The organization is too chummy and has shown too much complacence in general.

                  Too bad that MLB is comprised of 30 heels and no faces. Even the Rays and Jays have too many bruises and blemishes to be rootable.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • DFA Dec 25,2011 8:50 am || Up

                  How? Im defintely rooting for the jays this year

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • spwc2010 Dec 25,2011 9:34 am || Up

                  Rogers is a big corporate monolith communications company and not exactly loved among Canadians.

                  Maybe my heart will warm to them a little once I see the new uniforms on the field.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • dmoas Dec 25,2011 9:39 am || Up

                  I don’t think the word “care” is right there. They cared, they were just stuck in neutral for years trying to rebuild while not looking complacent to TPTB. I mean, imagine a few years ago when they expected a decision within a year, then waiting… then nothing… then putting a reset on what you did to start over… then rinse repeat. It’s a shitty way to handle things, sure. But if they had started back when they should have, they’d start getting good now, probably not good enough still with no money to retain the talent and still have to start over again now assuming a decision was to be made.

                • DFA Dec 25,2011 9:47 am || Up

                  no they absolutely did not care about the draft.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • dmoas Dec 25,2011 9:55 am || Up

                  That’s a giant load of bullshit.

                • vignette17 Dec 25,2011 11:05 am || Up

                  Yeah, I’m with dmoas. They didn’t pick reaches in any way. They didn’t go overslot as much as they could, but I almost buy the theory they didn’t want to disrespect Selig.

                  They may have focused on the big league roster, but they cared about the draft.

                • DFA Dec 25,2011 11:08 am || Up

                  They got some of the least likely players to turn into MLB successes, College hitters that K way too much, and Gray. They spent no money. Besides Gray they didn’t pick one player that projects as a first division starter.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • vignette17 Dec 25,2011 11:17 am || Up

                  Yeah, once you pick past the first and second round, it’s hard to pick first division starters. The reason they spent no money is because they only had one pick in the expensive rounds.

                  Part of that was Balfour, who I still think was an OK signing. He could be flipped for a prospect as good as pick 60ish in the draft if he does well. The other parts are the A’s don’t tank (which they should) and they hadn’t had type A’s or B’s for a while (which is indeed a valid concern).

                  The problems weren’t with the draft itself, but with not gaming the now harder system as much as they could. And if part of that was to keep Selig happy….

                • dmoas Dec 25,2011 11:22 am || Up

                  It’s easy to say they didn’t do as good as they could, basically because it’s true. But to suggest to they didn’t care is just a steaming pile.

                • DFA Dec 25,2011 11:41 am || Up

                  The didn’t pick anyone with upside of becoming a first division starter considering that they have more swing and a miss than the chief administrator in a bar on ladies night.

                  The refusal to not rig the system but just play by the god damn rules like TOR did the last two years is not caring about talent acquisition.

                  Spending the third lowest on the draft is not caring.

                  Picking overvalued specs is not caring.

                  Not doing as well as they could is not caring.

                  If the A’s are to become a winning organization they need to start winning every opportunity to acquire talent. The A’s failed to do that.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • dmoas Dec 25,2011 11:59 am || Up

                  Failing != not caring
                  Sucking != not caring
                  Not putting as much emphasis != not caring
                  Not gaming the system != not caring

                  NONE OF THESE things means they didn’t care. It just means their attention and strategical emphasis (both on the field as well as off) was on other things. That doesn’t mean they didn’t care or didn’t try. It just means they had their eyes on a bigger picture, one I’m sure you don’t have omniscient about (none of us do), so you’re attempt to attribute it all to “Fuck this, I don’t care” is just false. And regardless of how you attempt to apply it, it’ll continue to remain false.

                • DFA Dec 25,2011 12:22 pm || Up

                  Actually not putting emphasis on is the definition of not caring.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • dmoas Dec 25,2011 6:06 pm || Up

                  No, putting zero emphasis is the definition of not caring. Anything above that is the difference between caring a lot and caring a little.

                • monkeyball Dec 26,2011 8:25 am || Up

                  I’m with this. Their strategy since Crywolffisher bought in has been to be Good Corporate Citizens, specifically as seen by Selugworth. Which means bowing, scraping, waiting, not-wave-making, not-over-slot-going, revenue-sharing-check-receiving, just-enough-on-shitty-FA’s-spending …

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • grover Dec 25,2011 10:00 am || Up

                  This is simply untrue. I’ll agree they focused on the big league team to the detriment of amateur acquisition in 2011 but previous years saw the A’s spend money in the draft and in the international market.

                  In 2012 the A’s can budget and spend ~$12 million in the draft and on IFA’s without facing anything other than a small fiscal penalty. I hope they approach that number.

                • DFA Dec 25,2011 11:06 am || Up

                  They spent less than half the money that the pirates have spent from 07 till last year. Half. Don’t tell me that Pitt is some giant market team that just has money to throw around.

                  I would say that its likely that the A’s spend about 8m on the draft/IFA next year.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • dmoas Dec 25,2011 11:23 am || Up

                  Compare their MLB payrolls during that year and where do they stand?

                • DFA Dec 25,2011 11:43 am || Up

                  And yet Pitt won only 2 less games and got a fucking boatload of talent in the draft.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • dmoas Dec 25,2011 12:01 pm || Up

                  Yes, but they weren’t being fucked by Selig while trying to build a new stadium, they could focus all their attention on actually trying to build a team since they have a new stadium. And yet they still suck and have done so for 20 years.

                • DFA Dec 25,2011 12:26 pm || Up

                  booooo hooo. They didn’t even half to break the slot system (which they did to a certain extent previously) and the idea that Beane and baseball ops should give a flying fuck about anything besides building a winner with the budget that they have is a failure on their part unless they were given an order to Major League it by Wolff and then fuck him.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • dmoas Dec 25,2011 6:16 pm || Up

                  Dude, they have a finite about of money to work with. And to act like it’s that simple is just downright stupid. Their priority is to create a sustainable contender, so they’re sure as shit not simply going to keeping the status quo while doing what you want, throwing all their money into the draft. Doing that just makes them a permanent minor league team for the rest the league, it doesn’t make them a winner. They need to add a new source of revenue. In order to do that, they need to show that Oakland and their current situation doesn’t work. So most of their money has to go to the MLB roster. The fact that they’re bringing in shitty players is less about Major Leaguing things and more about saying “hey, *this* is the talent level that we can attract and pay for.” They’re showing that paying out their max budget gets them garbage talent and a less than .500 team.

                • DFA Dec 26,2011 12:39 pm || Up

                  Thats what Major Leaguing is. Refusing to make the best decisions so they could say “Hey *this* is the talent level that we can attract and pay for”

                  The only proven model for lower revenue teams to contend is through acquiring talent as IFA or through the draft. The A’s seem to think signing washed up vets and MRP is the way to long term contention. Its crap.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • dmoas Dec 26,2011 1:07 pm || Up

                  No, Major Leaguing is putting out the absolute worst fucking team on the planet you possibly can in order to become dead last. You’re delusional if you think what you want them to do is in any way sustainable over the long term. Nearly every team is capable of spending a shit ton more on the IFA market, the way things are going there may not even be an IFA with the ever growing threat of an internal draft, MLB and the union are doing whatever they can to take away any advantage there once was in building via the draft. The idea that the A’s can build a competitive team that way anymore while only having a 6 year window, you’d have to be a fucking god in order to be successful with that method. No amount of money is going to get you there and the A’s don’t have money.

                • DFA Dec 25,2011 11:44 am || Up

                  Id take Pitts future than the A’s in a fking heartbeat.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • elcroata Dec 27,2011 1:53 am || Up

                  If for nothing else, for banging Jolie

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • Future Ed Dec 25,2011 11:43 am || Up

                  on the draft and IFA’s?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • DFA Dec 25,2011 11:45 am || Up

                  yes 6 or so on the draft and 2 on the IFA market. Basically the same bullshit weve been doing.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 25,2011 2:44 pm || Up

                  Really? You want to compare the A’s to the Pirates?

                  The Pirates haven’t picked lower than 4th since 2007. They’ve also lost 55 more games than Oakland during the same stretch. All that talent they’ve added won’t help their team for a minimum of 3 years, if it develops.

                • DFA Dec 25,2011 2:48 pm || Up

                  And those games mean what? Id rather lose the games and have their farm/mlb club than what we have.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 25,2011 2:56 pm || Up

                  So the championship or bust argument. Which I find tired and stupid. At least be honest… you want their 2011 draft class vs. the A’s 2011 draft class. And by the time Beane is done trading his wares the A’s are going to have as much “talent” further along in the development process as the Pirates will.

                • DFA Dec 25,2011 3:27 pm || Up

                  Not true at all. Not one of those years was a year in contention. I care about meaningful games at the end of the year and the playoffs.

                  Yeah Id take any of their top 6 prospects over what weve got. Our farm is still quite bad.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 25,2011 5:18 pm || Up

                  DFA

                  You’d take Luis Heredia or Starling Marte over ANYONE the A’s have in their farm system?

                  That kind of A’s hate makes you a Giants fan.

                • DFA Dec 25,2011 11:42 am || Up

                  Also from my numbers they get 5% more than their $6m pool plus 3m for international. Thats hardly 12m.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 25,2011 2:23 pm || Up

                  ~$6 million for Rds 1-10.

                  $100 K cap each pick 11-30. 30 picks X 100,000 = $3 million

                  IFA = ~$3 million

                • DFA Dec 25,2011 2:26 pm || Up

                  ahhh… that makes sense, I forgot the last 20 rounds.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • pickle Dec 25,2011 12:57 am || Up

                  Hell, I’d fucking do it if they just pay for the hotels/food/flights/salary.

                • Leopold Bloom Dec 25,2011 5:39 am || Up

                  FKing, please. We get money every time.

                • nevermoor Dec 25,2011 1:48 am || Up

                  Isn’t that essentially what the Pirates tried in India?

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • DFA Dec 25,2011 1:51 am || Up

                  no they tried to participate in a fucking reality tv show about who could throw the hardest.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • pickle Dec 25,2011 2:04 am || Up

                  And they won!

                • nevermoor Dec 25,2011 11:02 am || Up

                  Fair enough.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • thus sayeth the llama Dec 25,2011 10:49 am || Up

                  Probably because scouts, as a whole,ddo not havhave a good track record.

                • DFA Dec 25,2011 11:12 am || Up

                  Right but if you are in the fucking barrio of Venezuela and giving kids 10k in bonuses and putting them in an academy and letting them play against eachother and then sending the half way decent ones to the DSL I bet you could find a bunch of talent.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Future Ed Dec 25,2011 1:20 pm || Up

                  you sure have a potty mouth this christmas day.

                  (not a criticism)

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • DFA Dec 25,2011 2:01 pm || Up

                  The way the A’s are run pisses me off. Also ive been watching deadwood nonstop and its rubbing off on me.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Leopold Bloom Dec 25,2011 5:03 pm || Up

                  SFO cocksucker.

                • monkeyball Dec 26,2011 8:28 am || Up

                  {IP’s in Bloom’s pants}

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • Leopold Bloom Dec 27,2011 1:42 am || Up

                  [sigh]

                  I need a new web address. This one’s got urine on it.

                • dmoas Dec 27,2011 9:02 am || Up

                  I peed in that years ago.

          • DFA Dec 24,2011 3:02 pm || Up

            Basically. Would have been nice to do this last year in the deepest draft in memory instead of signing FUUUUUUUUU or Balfour or Matsui.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • vignette17 Dec 24,2011 3:05 pm || Up

              A’s are one of 4 teams interested in Iwakuma.

              I’d like him fine if the A’s have to spend money. Although Cespedes would be a great fit….

              • vignette17 Dec 24,2011 3:58 pm || Up

                OK, that’s not where I thought I put this comment…

              • DFA Dec 24,2011 4:27 pm || Up

                I want Solar

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • vignette17 Dec 24,2011 4:39 pm || Up

                  I’d take Jorge Soler as well.

                • DFA Dec 24,2011 5:43 pm || Up

                  Cheaper, younger, can time better with new core.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • dmoas Dec 24,2011 6:32 pm || Up

                  Why not make a run after all of them.

                • DFA Dec 24,2011 6:50 pm || Up

                  If the team was willing to spend 80m on talent we wouldn’t be where we are today.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • dmoas Dec 24,2011 7:36 pm || Up

                  We’d never sign them all so that’s not an issue.

                • monkeyball Dec 25,2011 2:56 am || Up

                  Sal doesn’t think much of his short-term potential.

                  He’s big on Cole, though.

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • DFA Dec 25,2011 8:35 am || Up

                  Cole may eclipse him in terms of talent and value its true.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • monkeyball Dec 26,2011 8:28 am || Up

                  YDNSWIDT

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • DFA Dec 26,2011 12:41 pm || Up

                  I was going for a Solar Eclipse joke. I might have missed other things.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • thus sayeth the llama Dec 26,2011 2:56 pm || Up

                  Lol. Always rhought Nick Green was overrated, too.

            • dmoas Dec 24,2011 3:42 pm || Up

              Isn’t next year’s draft supposed to be offensive heavy?

  3. MikeV Dec 24,2011 9:11 am

    NM: this looks pretty cool

    Yes, I’m determined to find a mobile skin that looks cool for FK

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • nevermoor Dec 24,2011 10:28 am || Up

      Installed. Let me know.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • MikeV Dec 24,2011 10:34 am || Up

        Ooh. I like it!

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • MikeV Dec 24,2011 10:35 am || Up

          ^^ that was posted from my Evo 4G.

          That mobile skin has my vote. Unread comments don’t show up, but the look/feel are fantastic IMO.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • nevermoor Dec 24,2011 10:37 am || Up

            Merry Christmas Eve Middle-Hanukkah Festivus Almost New Year!

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • Future Ed Dec 24,2011 10:43 am || Up

              This is cool. Good work fellas.

              Mike you are an asset to the community.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • spwc2010 Dec 24,2011 10:48 am || Up

                My wife was joking about Nevermoor being a programmer/barrister.

                “He’s a floor wax…”

                “He’s a dessert topping…”

                \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • nevermoor Dec 24,2011 10:53 am || Up

                  And I look just like that

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2011 10:46 pm || Up

                  you kinda look like MC Hammer on crack, Humpty.

                • spwc2010 Dec 24,2011 11:22 pm || Up

                  The big Das Racist single last year had the line

                  “Mama looks chalky, papa looks stocky… Me, I look a little something like a young Shock G”

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2011 11:24 pm || Up

                  THAT is an AWESOME line.

                • monkeyball Dec 24,2011 10:59 am || Up

                  shimmermoor

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
              • MikeV Dec 24,2011 11:02 am || Up

                <3

                I wouldn't mind playing around with implementing MOAR FKING KEWL STUFF.

                Never really done any wordpress or intertoob stuff. Most I have done is set up a couple different variants of bulletin board software for my fake online baseball league.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

                • nevermoor Dec 24,2011 11:50 am || Up

                  I welcome any and all help. The big project(s) are upgrading to a current version and making my hacks work in a more official/safer way, but neither is sexy enough for me to ever quite get around to.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • MikeV Dec 24,2011 12:12 pm || Up

                  I’m sure together we can manage to FK up all sorts of fun stuff.

                  All you need to do is…

                  :takes off sunglasses:

                  …email me

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • nevermoor Dec 24,2011 12:55 pm || Up

                  FUCK THAT SHIT

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • monkeyball Dec 24,2011 12:54 pm || Up

                  We need a non-anti-elppA tech person to add to the team …

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • nevermoor Dec 24,2011 12:55 pm || Up

                  Apparently I just made the iPhone interface awesome.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • monkeyball Dec 24,2011 1:04 pm || Up

                  So use wordpress app?

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • MikeV Dec 24,2011 1:05 pm || Up

                  Couldn’t get that to work, which is why I suggested the mobile theme which has a neat autodetect feature and automatically switches

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • monkeyball Dec 24,2011 1:16 pm || Up

                  Oh, so just try regular mobile browser?

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • MikeV Dec 24,2011 1:20 pm || Up

                  Yessir.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • MikeV Dec 24,2011 1:01 pm || Up

                  I don’t think I’m really as anti-apple as people think I am.

                  Yes, I think Android is better, but the reasons that I believe it’s better are reasons others will cite to say that IOS is better.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • nevermoor Dec 24,2011 10:43 pm || Up

                  I am though.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • MikeV Dec 24,2011 10:45 pm || Up

                  Well shit… our powers combined?

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • DFA Dec 24,2011 3:05 pm || Up

                  Im going to retry drupal and see if I can get a more ** style auto update w/ unread que

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • MikeV Dec 24,2011 3:16 pm || Up

                  I don’t even know where to start, but I’m in.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2011 10:48 pm || Up

                  I would love you both more if you do.

                • MikeV Dec 24,2011 10:49 pm || Up

                  you know the only part of old country that I’d miss is the lounge anyway

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2011 10:56 pm || Up

                  …and if we get that interface, we can lounge and game thread here! FUCK AN!

                • MikeV Dec 24,2011 11:00 pm || Up

                  Works for me.

                  Incidentally, what doesn’t work for me is the auto refresh buttons. I keep hitting the 30s refresh button, but it doesn’t refresh and it resets back to not checking if I click another link.

                  TECH SUPPORT. TECH SUPPORT WHERE ARE YOU.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • dmoas Dec 24,2011 11:02 pm || Up

                  You need to go into the dashboard and set it there otherwise it’s not permanent.

                • MikeV Dec 24,2011 11:07 pm || Up

                  Interesting.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • nevermoor Dec 24,2011 11:08 pm || Up

                  Right, there’s a default setting in your profile.

                  I couldn’t figure out how to make your preference sticky when I hacked it in (since the preferences are stored in a DB and I don’t know web 2.0-y server side stuff)

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2011 11:12 pm || Up

                  But for whatever reason, I can’t get it to work with my Chrome.

                • dmoas Dec 24,2011 11:17 pm || Up

                  Bloom, that sounds like an inappropriate blowjob.

                • DFA Dec 25,2011 1:46 am || Up

                  clockworks?

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • thus sayeth the llama Dec 24,2011 11:36 am || Up

            Agree 100%. I’ll sacrifice comment tracking for this sweet interface.

            • nevermoor Dec 24,2011 11:50 am || Up

              Thanks Mike!

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • spwc2010 Dec 24,2011 10:38 am || Up

          I just checked it out on my wife’s iphone.

          Looking good.

          Very easy to navigate.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 24,2011 11:01 am || Up

        Looks great, I like it, though the lack an unread comment signpost will require some adaptation.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • monkeyball Dec 24,2011 4:01 pm || Up

          The right margin is a problem

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • ptbnl Dec 24,2011 4:04 pm || Up

            But enough about the GOP, what do you think of the skin?

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 24,2011 4:39 pm || Up

            Yup. And not knowing what’s unread in a commenty thread is a challenge.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • monkeyball Dec 25,2011 2:58 am || Up

              PLus, if you’re logged in on mobile, click on a thread, miss a bunch of new comments … they’re permanently un-newed.

              you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
              • nevermoor Dec 25,2011 11:03 am || Up

                Hmmm…

                I’ll have to think about that.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • monkeyball Dec 26,2011 8:29 am || Up

                  I really think an app is going to be the way to go.

                  But then, I don’t know from nuthin’. I’m just speculatin’ on a hypothesis.

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • nevermoor Dec 26,2011 9:30 am || Up

                  I’m sure that’s best, but that’s also a lot of work.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • DFA Dec 26,2011 12:42 pm || Up

                  My problem was it didn’t put the comment where it was suppose to be

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Dec 26,2011 1:03 pm || Up

                  Interesting. Some of the mobile comments have been nested properly, no?

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • DFA Dec 26,2011 1:22 pm || Up

                  well its why my reply to grover ended up at the bottom

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • Future Ed Dec 24,2011 4:48 pm || Up

            less of a problem for me than before I think

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
  4. MikeV Dec 24,2011 9:50 am

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • grover Dec 24,2011 9:51 am || Up

      And this would trump my piece about the amateur budget…

      • MikeV Dec 24,2011 9:53 am || Up

        I guess if you’re not going to post it until February…

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • grover Dec 24,2011 9:57 am || Up

          I’m guessing a few more leaks will appear on the above. If not, I’ll post by Tuesday.

          • MikeV Dec 24,2011 9:59 am || Up

            Do we have to give you a hamburger today?

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • dmoas Dec 24,2011 10:03 am || Up

              Bacon cheese burger and make it snappy.

            • grover Dec 24,2011 10:14 am || Up

              I could run with that, but the truth is now seems like a good time to add a bit more baseball content to the mix.

              • MikeV Dec 24,2011 10:18 am || Up

                more baseball content from grover is always a good thing, regardless of the time.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

                • nevermoor Dec 24,2011 10:32 am || Up

                  Endorsed.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Future Ed Dec 24,2011 10:39 am || Up

                  endorseded

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • spwc2010 Dec 24,2011 10:38 am || Up

                  Agreed.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • DFA Dec 24,2011 3:08 pm || Up

                  this.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2011 10:49 pm || Up

                  naw, fuck that muppet.

                  [just couldn’t handle the unanimity of this thread…]

          • nevermoor Dec 24,2011 10:29 am || Up

            Space here is at a premium.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • grover Dec 24,2011 10:53 am || Up

              I’ll try and make it worthwhile. I’m working on the draft piece. Then KG will probably have his A’s list posted after New Year’s. BA will cover the A’s late-January.

              So 3 posts over the next month.

              If that’s OK with you. And the schedule.

              Sir.

              • MikeV Dec 24,2011 11:03 am || Up

                that made me chortle a lot more than it should have

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

              • nevermoor Dec 24,2011 11:51 am || Up

                As long as they are all on your assigned day of the week with suitable SEO headlines.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • spwc2010 Dec 24,2011 2:08 pm || Up

                  (gags on spoon)

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • dmoas Dec 24,2011 10:03 am || Up

      Weird. Rosenthal yesterday said it wasn’t going to be at the owner meeting in January.

      • mother pucker Dec 24,2011 10:06 am || Up

        Maybe because it has already been decided?

        • dmoas Dec 24,2011 10:08 am || Up

          Don’t know. Conflicting info either way based on what he said.

    • dmoas Dec 24,2011 10:09 am || Up

      His follow up is more interesting.

      • MikeV Dec 24,2011 10:18 am || Up

        Which? The one that says 3/4 of owners will approve it so basically FK the giants?

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • dmoas Dec 24,2011 10:24 am || Up

          “@alamedaman23: @BNightengale has selig co-opted the giants? or 3/4 of the owners will approve?”The owners will approve

          • MikeV Dec 24,2011 10:28 am || Up

            So Selugworth has gotten enough of the owners on board to put it to a vote at the owners meetings, and they’ll announce it after that.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • dmoas Dec 24,2011 10:37 am || Up

              Which makes Rosenthal’s it’s not on the January agenda weird. Unless of course Wolff grew a pair yesterday and requested it.

  5. mother pucker Dec 24,2011 10:34 am

    Well, I am to Century Link (commonly referred to as the Clink up here) to hopefully watch the 9ers move one step closer towards clinching that bye. Temperatures in the low 40s with off-and-on showers–good thing our seats are so bad, that I think we are actually under cover. Should be a good time, and a good game. #noticeme

    • MikeV Dec 24,2011 10:37 am || Up

      I’m hoping you will have a FKing sign or something so we see you.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • nevermoor Dec 24,2011 10:39 am || Up

      KNOCKING ON WOOD. FURIOUSLY.

      I could easily see us lose this game. Seattle at home is good. (Also, color me jealous)

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • spwc2010 Dec 24,2011 10:43 am || Up

        oh yeah… it’s football day, huh?

        I kinda forgot about that. Time to check the Denver score…

        Woo hoo!

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • andeux Dec 24,2011 10:50 am || Up

          D. Rayner missed a 45-yard field goal
          D. Rayner missed a 31-yard field goal

          If this is His will, He is a son of a bitch.

          TINSTAAFK
          • spwc2010 Dec 24,2011 10:55 am || Up

            I’m a Goddess person myself. However, I lean more towards the side that man creates the gods rather than vice versa. Rather than become cynical about it, I just decided to build a better Goddess.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
            • andeux Dec 24,2011 11:30 am || Up

              Tebow and the donkeys look just as bad as they have in the other games I’ve seen. Actually that’s not quite true – Tebow looks a little better, and the rest of the team much, much worse than in previous games.
              Bills up by 10, should be at least 16. Doesn’t matter, they’re just setting jesusboy up for another 4th quarter comeback.

              Speaking of looking terrible, every time I glance up at the Oak/KC game someone is either getting a penalty or throwing the ball directly to the other team. I’m still rooting for the whole division to finish 8-8, even though I think that would mean KC would win the tiebreaker.

              TINSTAAFK
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 24,2011 11:40 am || Up

                That was truly one of the ugliest halfs of football I’ve ever watched.

                However, sucker that I am, I can still visualize pretty clearly how a couple of good Raider drives and defensive stands could take control of the game in the second half. Of course, I can also visualize clearly the Raider D giving up a 98 yard drive to lose the game late too.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • MikeV Dec 24,2011 11:43 am || Up

                sCam broke Peyton’s rookie passing yard record.

                Just insane. Granted it’s a passing league now

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

              • ptbnl Dec 24,2011 1:00 pm || Up

                TINSTAAFQC (this week).

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Dec 24,2011 10:45 am || Up

      Paul allen is a fker. Total waste of taxpayer money.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  6. nevermoor Dec 24,2011 10:55 am

    DFA B8

    I don’t know precisely what’s going to come out of the Occupy protests of the last few months. But I know what I did after the “Battle for Seattle.” I decided to get a job working in the Amazon warehouse solely for the purpose of unionizing it. No one asked me to do it. No one paid me. I took the task on out of a newfound zeal and a belief in what unionizing could do.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Future Ed Dec 24,2011 10:59 am || Up

      WTO protests were fun. Along the same lines, you should check out this movie, based on this book by my friend, about how our other friend decided to run for City council in Seattle after the WTO, and did way better than one of my friends should.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • DFA Dec 24,2011 3:52 pm || Up

      nice!

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  7. monkeyball Dec 24,2011 11:00 am

    Portland-bound tmw crazy am.

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 24,2011 11:01 am || Up

      Drive or fly?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • monkeyball Dec 24,2011 12:56 pm || Up

        Fly. Learned my lesson last year after having to abort a drive over Siskiyou (before we even left) due to inclement weather.

        (FTR, I’m actually an accomplished snow/ice/sleet/black ice/mountain pass driver … but I will 100% vote for wimping out with JP in the car.)

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • grover Dec 24,2011 11:32 am || Up

      No shit? Flying that way this afternoon.

      • monkeyball Dec 24,2011 12:58 pm || Up

        How long you up there? We’re there xmas, coming back here Saturday. Would be great to hook up if you’re proximal and have time. We’ll have a rental car in PDX, so we’re mobile.

        Wait for it …

        Email me.

        Or, y’know, call/text. 415 706 8314

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • Future Ed Dec 24,2011 1:06 pm || Up

          you have done everything right, all g has to do is email

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • MikeV Dec 24,2011 1:20 pm || Up

            solid.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

      • monkeyball Dec 24,2011 1:16 pm || Up

        Also, Sal will be up there, but he’ll be on sabbatical the whole week.

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • thus sayeth the llama Dec 25,2011 2:13 pm || Up

          It’s raining here, big surprise. Leaving for Seattle on Tuesday.

          • Leopold Bloom Dec 25,2011 5:04 pm || Up

            I’m sure it’ll be nice and sunny there.

          • monkeyball Dec 26,2011 8:30 am || Up

            Holy FKing shit — the fog this morning is awesome!

            Found a Peet’s after a bit of driving around.

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
            • DFA Dec 26,2011 12:42 pm || Up

              why would you go to peet’s rather than stumptown?

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • monkeyball Dec 28,2011 8:16 am || Up

                Cuz we’re all the way out in Tigard

                you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • DFA Dec 28,2011 9:00 am || Up

                  uggggg im sorry

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • the llama Jan 1,2012 10:03 pm || Up

                  Hey, I was in FKin’ North Plains.

                • DFA Jan 1,2012 10:24 pm || Up

                  eeeeewww

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • DFA Dec 24,2011 3:53 pm || Up

      have fun… I love it up there.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  8. MikeV Dec 24,2011 11:47 am

    This actually got an out loud chuckle from me. (old country)

    Kudos, JL. That’s fantastic.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • JediLeroy Dec 24,2011 7:16 pm || Up

      Glad someone got a laugh out of it.

      az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
      • MikeV Dec 24,2011 7:42 pm || Up

        The hilarity that has ensued has been MUCH better than getting unbanned.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • dmoas Dec 24,2011 8:00 pm || Up

          Someone should reply to Blez in his stadium post in the vein of “mikev wanted you to know ‘x’ but unfortunately because of his unilateral, surprise banning he’s unable to do so. He also says ‘hi and merry x-mas.'”

          • MikeV Dec 24,2011 8:03 pm || Up

            I was tempted to reply to his FB post about the stadium thing and say “I can’t respond on ** because I got banned for no apparent reason.”

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • dmoas Dec 24,2011 8:06 pm || Up

              Or that. Less publicly, but sure.

            • Future Ed Dec 24,2011 8:07 pm || Up

              You mean he didn’t un friend you like the communication told the rest of us to?

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • doctorK Dec 26,2011 6:51 pm || Up
            • MikeV Dec 26,2011 7:00 pm || Up

              nice.

              Wonder if tca will bother responding again and continue to say he’s done everything right

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • doctorK Dec 26,2011 7:09 pm || Up

                I hope so. I don’t mind starting some meta for once.

                Also, I love calling Napoleon ‘tca’. In my work, we use TCA (trichloroethane) for steam oxidation processes. It’s pretty nasty stuff and very undesirable.

                • MikeV Dec 26,2011 7:54 pm || Up

                  that is awesome.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

      • MikeV Dec 24,2011 8:21 pm || Up

        omg it got rec’d and turned green.

        FANTASTIC.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

    • Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2011 10:58 pm || Up

      That was awesome! As is the new sigline, JL!

  9. andeux Dec 24,2011 1:03 pm

    TINSTAAFK
    • spwc2010 Dec 24,2011 2:11 pm || Up

      heh.

      It was fun to watch Tebow and the spread get lucky and piss off all the conventional football wisdom people.

      Now it will be fun to watch the aftermath, hopefully culminating in a Troy McClure-ian seafood fucking scandal.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  10. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 24,2011 1:09 pm

    KC shoulda known not to depend on a guy named Suckup.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  11. andeux Dec 24,2011 3:04 pm

    Barring a major SD comeback today: Oakland and Denver 8-7, SD 7-8.
    KC@Denver and SD@Oakland next week.

    If one of Oakland and Denver wins (and the other loses) they win the division outright.

    If both lose, it’s a 3-way tie at 8-8. First tiebreaker is head to head, and they would all be 2-2 (with the road team winning all 6 of those games). Second tiebreaker is division, and they would all be 3-3. Third tiebreaker is common opponents, and … I’m too lazy to figure that one out right now.

    If they both win, it’s a 2-way tie at 9-7, again going to the common opponents tiebreaker.

    TINSTAAFK
    • vignette17 Dec 24,2011 3:11 pm || Up

      If Denver ends up tied with Oak/SD, Denver wins. If Oak finishes tied with NYJ and/or Cin, Oak gets playoff spot. At least according to this.

      • vignette17 Dec 24,2011 3:17 pm || Up

        Both Den and Oak lost to GB, Det, Buf, NE. Both beat Chi, NYJ, Min. Oak lost to Miami, Denver won.

      • andeux Dec 24,2011 3:20 pm || Up

        Thanks, didn’t occur to me that a wild card was still a possibility too. So (still assuming SD’s loss today):
        Oakland needs a win, and either a Denver or Cinci loss.
        Denver needs a win or an Oakland loss.
        And SD is just out.

        TINSTAAFK
    • andeux Dec 24,2011 3:11 pm || Up

      It seems that Denver would win the common opponents tiebreaker in either scenario. Darn.

      TINSTAAFK
      • batgirl Dec 25,2011 5:52 am || Up

        Woo Hoo!!! We not sucked at just the right times!

  12. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 24,2011 4:07 pm

    Not every day you knock the Decatur Staleys out of the NFL record book.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • MikeV Dec 24,2011 4:10 pm || Up

      Play should have never happened, either. Horrible PI non-call right before the blocked punt.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • dmoas Dec 24,2011 4:14 pm || Up

        Akers is now 3 FGs away from setting the single season point record.

        • MikeV Dec 24,2011 4:17 pm || Up

          Meanwhile, SF is 1 FG away from losing.

          Conservative playcalling after a 40 yard pass.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • dmoas Dec 24,2011 4:23 pm || Up

            If they lose the ball…

            • MikeV Dec 24,2011 4:29 pm || Up

              If they score 7 the game is over.

              Now they’ve given them the ball TWICE with the chance to kick a FG to win the game.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • dmoas Dec 24,2011 4:32 pm || Up

                Much ado about nuttin

                • MikeV Dec 24,2011 4:36 pm || Up

                  Yeah. I just hate the “take 3 points” mentality. Sure, there are a lot of what ifs. What if there’s a turnover, what if you get no points, but you gotta have some trust in your offense to execute.

                  Go for 7, put the game away, take 3 if you can’t. Don’t run it up the gut 3 straight times.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • nevermoor Dec 24,2011 10:47 pm || Up

                  Agreed. Alex is as safe a bet as anyone in the league back there to avoid a turnover.

                  I loved the protection.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • MikeV Dec 24,2011 10:50 pm || Up

                  You know what’s crazy though, really

                  Dude is still only 26.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • nevermoor Dec 24,2011 10:59 pm || Up

                  Yep. I wouldn’t mind keeping him around.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • dmoas Dec 24,2011 11:03 pm || Up

                  He’s 27. [Grabs pitchfork]

                • MikeV Dec 24,2011 11:08 pm || Up

                  Oh.

                  Shitcan his ass.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • pickle Dec 25,2011 1:02 am || Up

                  I like the image of someone throwing a shitcan at him. Or turning him into a shitcan. Or stuffing him into a shitcan.

                  Note: I like Alex Smith.

                • MikeV Dec 24,2011 11:05 pm || Up

                  Oh he’s not going anywhere. I bet he gets 2 or 3 years, if not 4 if the money and salary cap aspect isn’t bad (and Baalke has been awesome at that so far)

                  I’m also not really convinced that Kaep is the future, either. I actually heard a rumor that they had moved up to take Dalton, but then Cincy took him and they had to take Kaep. No idea if there’s truth to that or not.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • nevermoor Dec 24,2011 11:09 pm || Up

                  I have no idea either way, but he has looked perfectly good in the chances he has gotten. Hopefully the Falcons win Monday and we can (1) rest all our hurt guys and (2) give him a half of a real football game.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • dmoas Dec 24,2011 11:12 pm || Up

                  I wouldn’t be surprised if they pick an early QB next year.

                • MikeV Dec 24,2011 11:23 pm || Up

                  I dunno. With Barkley staying in school, it’s basically going to be Luck, RG3, and then guys like Landry Jones or Brandon Weeden getting picked way too early like Christian Ponder this year.

                  Maybe Luck will demand a trade to SF.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • dmoas Dec 24,2011 11:36 pm || Up

                  Throw in Keenum & Moore on to that list middle list. They wouldn’t need someone to pick up the team immediately if they kept Smith around a few more years.

                • MikeV Dec 24,2011 11:42 pm || Up

                  Keenum maybe, Moore will get destroyed in the NFL unfortunately.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • MikeV Dec 24,2011 11:44 pm || Up

                  Probably Tannehill from A&M, too.

                  I think Luck and RG3 go in the Top 5/10, Jones probably by the middle of the 1st, and then everybody else

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • dmoas Dec 24,2011 11:46 pm || Up

                  You think? He’s done nothing but win for 4 years. Hell, all the games he’s lost have been a result of botched kicks. Might not be in the top tier, but under the right system and coaching.

                • MikeV Dec 24,2011 11:57 pm || Up

                  I think it would be great if he did. I would root for him, especially over guys like Cam Newton or Philip Rivers, but I don’t know a lot of 5’11, 185 pound quarterbacks in the NFL.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • dmoas Dec 25,2011 12:15 am || Up

                  Listed as 6’1″ – 6’2″, 190. Probably would need to add some bulk for the NFL though.

                • nevermoor Dec 25,2011 1:50 am || Up

                  The thing is this is a win-now team with a QB who can take ’em to 13 wins.

                  I could see a FA move (everyone says we’d make sense for Peyton if he can ever play again), but I can’t see rolling the dice on another QB given that we already have two promising rookies.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • vignette17 Dec 25,2011 11:10 am || Up

                  Peyton to the Niners is a rosterbation paradise. It literally would be the absolutely perfect move if Peyton were healthy.

                  But there’s no conceivable scenario that doesn’t end one of two ways for me: Peyton ends up back with the Colts (restructured contract, old contract whatever) or Peyton retires.

                • nevermoor Dec 25,2011 12:44 pm || Up

                  Oh I agree with that completely, which is why I’m fine with Smith going forward.

                  I really think he’s a pretty solid starter, and the only clear upgrade reasonably available is a healthy Manning. Given this is a playoff-level team, I wouldn’t want to roll the dice on a potential downgrade.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • vignette17 Dec 25,2011 12:51 pm || Up

                  I’m fine with Smith if he comes inexpensively. The offense’s struggles aren’t entirely due to Smith. But to take the next step to being a SB winner is to fix the offense. That means better receiving corps, better play calling, better QB play.

                  And in the next year or two, it means finding Gore’s replacement.

                • DFA Dec 25,2011 12:59 pm || Up

                  They really need a true #1 reciever

                  I think Hunter can replace Gore

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Dec 25,2011 1:05 pm || Up

                  Yeah. I would want to be drafting RB / WR / CB in the draft. But I don’t think drafting another QB (especially given where we’ll be picking) moves the ball forward.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • nevermoor Dec 25,2011 1:05 pm || Up

                  @DFA: Crabtree/Morgan/Ginn is pretty good.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • MikeV Dec 25,2011 1:38 pm || Up

                  also Kyle Williams is going to be a FKing monster.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • DFA Dec 25,2011 2:03 pm || Up

                  Is it? I see possession receiver, hurt possession receiver who is a FA, and iron hands kick returner who is a FA.

                  Kyle Williams will be an excellent slot receiver, but a true #1? I don’t think so.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • MikeV Dec 25,2011 2:09 pm || Up

                  Morgan will resign, and he was developing into a beast before he broke his leg.

                  Also you gotta remember Harbaugh runs his own version of the WCO and it’s still power running/TE heavy. Vernon Davis is going to continue to be a key part of the receiving corps.

                  Also, they will probably bring back Dominique Ziegler. You can’t deny the power of the fro.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • DFA Dec 25,2011 2:24 pm || Up

                  Morgan was having a couple of good games. However hes coming off a major leg injury.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Dec 25,2011 10:53 pm || Up

                  Like I said, I would target a WR in the draft, but we aren’t as weak there as we have been.

                  Or really bad enough to justify “weak”

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  13. andeux Dec 24,2011 7:49 pm

    Bratwurst, kraut, (more) kale, mashed potatoes.
    Anchor xmas ale.

    TINSTAAFK
    • nevermoor Dec 24,2011 10:48 pm || Up

      Cioppino tonight, roast beef tomorrow.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2011 10:53 pm || Up

      yummy. I should come over, then?

    • sslinger Dec 25,2011 1:25 am || Up

      Nice.

      Whole crab (even though we still have leftover crab cakes), salad, Acme sour batard, salad. Wine with dinner, Bulleit to go with Santa offerings. Wild mushroom risotto tomorrow night.

      • spwc2010 Dec 25,2011 7:58 am || Up

        (tries to remember Looney Tunes episode when Wile E. Coyote tried to kill the Roadrunner with an Acme Sour Batard)

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • monkeyball Dec 26,2011 8:32 am || Up

          asvd

          Also: Sour Batard would be a good name for a saison from these guys.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • DFA Dec 25,2011 1:49 am || Up

      prime rib plus hott buttered rum

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • monkeyball Dec 25,2011 3:02 am || Up

      Grilled cheese. Mendocino oatmeal stout. Lots and lots of caffeine. 7 am flight, 5 am shuttle pickup, cleaning up apt. and packing. JP didn’t nap ’til 5:30, woke up at 8, didn’t get to sleep ’til 12:30.

      Gonna be a rough xmas.

      Plus, Meesus Moonkeyball feeling sick.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • Leopold Bloom Dec 25,2011 5:41 am || Up

        oofda. good luck and good speed. hope mb jr. enjoys the day…

        • monkeyball Dec 26,2011 8:33 am || Up

          He did awesome! Started getting a bit anxious when he got buckled in, but we got him excited and interested throughout prep, takeoff, and flight. He did better than I did on the approach through the low ceiling into PDX (I hate approaches in overcast weather).

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • Leopold Bloom Dec 27,2011 1:44 am || Up

            short flight? and the xmas was held at the grandmamam and grandpere’s home?

            • Future Ed Dec 27,2011 1:01 pm || Up

              The older one, on his own, started calling my dad “Gramps”

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • monkeyball Dec 28,2011 8:18 am || Up

              SFO-PDX. I think flight time was ~ 80 m.

              you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
              • DFA Dec 28,2011 9:00 am || Up

                when are you all coming back?

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • monkeyball Dec 28,2011 9:03 am || Up

                  Mid-afternoon New Year’s eve. Already have van service lined up.

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • DFA Dec 28,2011 9:20 am || Up

                  Next time travel on days Im working!!!

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • monkeyball Dec 30,2011 6:35 am || Up

                  Hey, if I could time travel, I’d leave when I want and arrive on days you’re working!

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • the llama Jan 1,2012 10:04 pm || Up

            Awesome! Llama 1 looked out the window all the way there and back. Llama 2 required repeated readings of Elmo’s 12 Days of Christmas, which has made me a) hate Elmo even more than begore and b) question my MiL’s love for my sanity.

            • nevermoor Jan 1,2012 10:54 pm || Up

              Elmo: not a fan of the lockbox.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • monkeyball Jan 2,2012 8:41 am || Up

              … and JP slept almost the entire flight back.

              you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
              • nevermoor Jan 2,2012 11:44 am || Up

                Merry Christmas to you.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  14. nevermoor Dec 24,2011 10:56 pm

    Heh.

    Newt Gingrich and Rick Perry Fail to Qualify for Virginia Primary Ballot

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • MikeV Dec 24,2011 11:01 pm || Up

      I mean… Ron Paul says and does some seriously wacky fucking things, but… is there a chance?

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • spwc2010 Dec 24,2011 11:25 pm || Up

        I would LOVE to see Ron Paul lose to Obama in the general election and bring small-military homophobia, race-war, and gold-bug ideas back into the mainstream of political thought.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • spwc2010 Dec 25,2011 9:36 am || Up

          Come on now. That’s not nice.

          The race-war shit is a bunch of BS journalistic baiting, and the gold-bug shit wouldn’t fly, even if he WON the general election.

          Just like Occupy Wall Street brought the topic of wealth inequality to the mainstream kitchen table, a Paul candidacy would bring the topic of a small military with minimal foreign engagement back to the mainstream kitchen table.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • dmoas Dec 24,2011 11:01 pm || Up

      That’s okay, they don’t qualify for POTUS, either.

  15. nevermoor Dec 24,2011 10:58 pm

    KTOTD

    Democrats aren’t angels; they’re human and sometimes corrupt — but they don’t operate a lie machine 24/7 the way modern Republicans do.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  16. Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2011 11:18 pm

    Would someone pop over to Google and tell me if that gif thing is playing for them?

    • Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2011 11:19 pm || Up

      I cannot get the music to play.

      • MikeV Dec 24,2011 11:23 pm || Up

        Press all the buttons then wait for a second.

        I kept muting it when I thought I was pressing play.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2011 11:26 pm || Up

          nope. not playing. The ex’s computer is a piece of fucking shit. Space bar’s jacked, too.

    • dmoas Dec 24,2011 11:19 pm || Up

      It is after I push all the buttons.

  17. MikeV Dec 24,2011 11:30 pm

    OMG YOU GUYS THE NBA STARTS TOMORROW!!!!1!!

    Does anybody give a shit about that league anymore?

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • dmoas Dec 24,2011 11:33 pm || Up

      Never did. Hoped it folded.

    • Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2011 11:33 pm || Up

      Bill Simmons.

    • spwc2010 Dec 25,2011 8:00 am || Up

      League?

      I thought the NBA was advertising itself as “Sports Entertainment” these days… or at least they should.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • pickle Dec 25,2011 11:52 am || Up

        Entertainment?

        • Future Ed Dec 25,2011 1:26 pm || Up

          indeed

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • spwc2010 Dec 25,2011 8:09 pm || Up

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 26,2011 10:36 am || Up

            New NBA marketing campaign: “We’ll get you like a case of Anthrax!”

            (alternative for Warriors and Kings fans: “At home you feel like a tourist!”)

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • spwc2010 Dec 26,2011 4:52 pm || Up

              NBA fan’s self examination= “Could I be happy with something else? I need something to fill my time.”

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • doctorK Dec 26,2011 6:02 pm || Up

      ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  18. MikeV Dec 24,2011 11:36 pm

    So I guess Adrian Peterson won’t be #1 in fantasy football anymore

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • nevermoor Dec 25,2011 1:52 am || Up

      Yeah. Yikes.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  19. MikeV Dec 25,2011 12:39 am

    Finally finished putting out all the stuff. I’m goin to bed.

    Merry Christmas, FKers.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • sslinger Dec 25,2011 1:29 am || Up

      G’night, sleep tight. We’ll set up stockings in the morning, then go down to Saul’s for bagels & lox. Merry christmas to all y’all FKers as well.

      • nevermoor Dec 25,2011 1:52 am || Up

        Right back atcha.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  20. Leopold Bloom Dec 25,2011 5:42 am

    Merry and happy and all that. Bitches.

  21. batgirl Dec 25,2011 5:55 am

    Merry Christmas everybody!

  22. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 25,2011 8:19 am

    Merry Christmas you FKers! God bless us, each and every one (except the atheists…go cry on you pillows alone, godless losers).

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • spwc2010 Dec 25,2011 8:33 am || Up

      Have a nice day, beautiful people.

      I’m stoked that the football game comes on right in the middle of the boring party at the in-laws (teetotaling Christian vegans, oddly enough.) I like her side of the family, but they are definitely not fun party people.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Jennifer Dec 25,2011 8:40 am || Up

        Hi, I’m not sure I know you.

        I told ** to **** itself, and now I’m looking for a new home. monkeyball said you were trying to make this less of a sausagefest over here, but I don’t know you…. I don’t think. So, HI!

        • DFA Dec 25,2011 8:50 am || Up

          welcome!

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • grover Dec 25,2011 8:56 am || Up

          Heh. Irony on Christmas morn’.

          Hi, Jennifer.

        • DFA Dec 25,2011 8:58 am || Up

          Hes Gaijin_Suketto over at the old country

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • MikeV Dec 25,2011 9:17 am || Up

          Welcome to FK, doll.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • Jennifer Dec 25,2011 9:22 am || Up

            I just wanted to know who spwc was, I won’t be staying.

            • DFA Dec 25,2011 9:23 am || Up

              what youre not intending to email the chief administrator?

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • Jennifer Dec 25,2011 9:36 am || Up

                Don’t get me started on that giant horse fuck of a mess.

            • spwc2010 Dec 25,2011 9:41 am || Up

              That’s too bad. You talk about all sorts of interesting stuff and it’s fun following your progress in the medical field.

              I’m sorry if I’ve ever offended you, but I can assure you that I only meant to boost your ego and make you feel better about yourself when you were down. I apparently failed on that front, and I sincerely apologize.

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • Jennifer Dec 25,2011 9:47 am || Up

                Ack! No, it’s nothing like that. I’ll email you.

          • grover Dec 25,2011 9:41 am || Up

            I’m starting to think **** needs a new nickname.

            Toonces fits, don’t you think?

        • dmoas Dec 25,2011 9:46 am || Up

          We’re trying SOOOOOOooo hard to make this less a sausage fest that we drew straws for one of us to get a sex change.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 25,2011 10:55 am || Up

          Yeah, baby!

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • oblique Dec 25,2011 11:03 am || Up

          Jennifer! Welcome!

        • nevermoor Dec 25,2011 11:04 am || Up

          Huzzah! Welcome.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Future Ed Dec 25,2011 1:23 pm || Up

          Jennifer, FUCK YEAH

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • thus sayeth the llama Dec 25,2011 2:15 pm || Up

          It’s a Christmas miracle!

        • monkeyball Dec 26,2011 8:37 am || Up

          Howdy!

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • oblique Dec 25,2011 11:03 am || Up

      Merry FKmas, and a Happy Midwinter Solstice to all!

      • nevermoor Dec 25,2011 12:52 pm || Up

        Also, Newtonmas.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • andeux Dec 25,2011 12:56 pm || Up

          Let’s try to keep our priorities in order: Happy Rickeymas!

          TINSTAAFK
          • Leopold Bloom Dec 25,2011 1:18 pm || Up

            thank you.

          • monkeyball Dec 26,2011 8:35 am || Up

            Three days later, Rickey came back to steal third.

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  23. MikeV Dec 25,2011 1:39 pm

    So, um, FK YES.

    I got a Merkur 23C for $WINTERTIMEHOLIDAY

    Yes, I feel more manly already.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Future Ed Dec 25,2011 1:43 pm || Up

      I got one of these (or similar, I can’t tell).

      No one can out man that.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • MikeV Dec 25,2011 1:45 pm || Up

        wait does it turn into its own man bag? thats pretty cool

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • Future Ed Dec 25,2011 1:49 pm || Up

          no, its just for being able to sit on the grass at parks and soccer and stuff. so you ass wont get wet and you don’t have to lug chairs around.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • DFA Dec 25,2011 2:21 pm || Up

      Dude thats awesome!!!!!

      I got some super awesome japanese hipster jeans, a flannel shirt, and some chinos from nyc along with home made butter + rum for hot buttered rums from my brother.

      but I also cleaned up with a 5 1/4 qt Staub Coq Au Vin

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • Leopold Bloom Dec 25,2011 5:05 pm || Up

      My ex-wife stole a watch for me.

      • dmoas Dec 25,2011 6:26 pm || Up

        I gave myself love.

      • spwc2010 Dec 25,2011 8:11 pm || Up

        That’s sweet, in its’ own sour way.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • ptbnl Dec 25,2011 8:27 pm || Up

        Better than stealing it from you.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • monkeyball Dec 26,2011 8:38 am || Up

      You’re not a real man until you either use a straight-razor, or let it grow Old Testament style.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • MikeV Dec 26,2011 8:56 am || Up

        That’s why I said “more manly” and not “fully like a man”

        I considered a straight razor, but I didn’t want to bother with keeping an edge on it with a strop, etc.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • monkeyball Dec 26,2011 8:59 am || Up

          Yeah, it’s a pain in the ass. I used one for ~10 years, then just got tired of the whole dealio.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • DFA Dec 26,2011 12:47 pm || Up

            do either the straight or the saftey razor give you a really good shave if you do them at home? I was considering both, mostly for the neck since im doing the beard again.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • MikeV Dec 26,2011 1:15 pm || Up

              Yes. With a little practice.

              It’s also better for your skin and significantly cheaper over the long run.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • DFA Dec 26,2011 1:22 pm || Up

                cheaper is a key factor for me… buying razors is like getting a mortgage.

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • MikeV Dec 26,2011 1:29 pm || Up

                  My razor: 34 bucks (they also have razor/brush/stand for 70 bucks

                  10 blades: 6 dollars

                  Shaving soap: 9 dollars

                  That’s enough to last for like.. months and months. and the consumables, the razors and soap, are WAY cheaper than disposables

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • DFA Dec 26,2011 2:07 pm || Up

                  Right for sure. Also there is the oldtimey/badass component. I just don’t want to put that kinda outlay out if the shave is going to leave a bunch to be desired.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • MikeV Dec 26,2011 2:09 pm || Up

                  it’s a better shave.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • DFA Dec 26,2011 2:12 pm || Up

                  sweet… have you ever done the straight razor?

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • MikeV Dec 26,2011 2:14 pm || Up

                  Have not.

                  I’m prolly gonna go to a real live barber shop and get a straight razor shave, then just do maintenance with the safety razor

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • Future Ed Dec 26,2011 2:20 pm || Up

                  WIllie’s on 22nd (next to make out room). They do straight razor. Its pretty fun

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • DFA Dec 26,2011 2:29 pm || Up

                  yeah… Ive wanted to try it just to say i have but usually its like legit expensive, so Im going to wait till the next time I dispatch the full beard.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • nevermoor Dec 26,2011 9:33 am || Up

          “strop” is a particularly manly word.

          I like my least-manly-of-all electric razor.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • dmoas Dec 26,2011 10:25 am || Up

            I think they have it backwards. The straight-razor is the last manly, electric near-most, not shaving manliest. It’s based on the “fuck this shit, I’m lazy” factor.

            • nevermoor Dec 26,2011 1:04 pm || Up

              Plus the “i want shiny expensive toys” factor.

              You know what, I’m sold!

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • JediLeroy Dec 26,2011 8:13 pm || Up

              I think they have it backwards.

              “Ports?”

              az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
          • DFA Dec 26,2011 12:45 pm || Up

            and is a pretty good relief pitching prospect for the O’s

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  24. thus sayeth the llama Dec 25,2011 2:18 pm

    Merry Christmas!

    Mistake: once eating a red licorice stick in the presence of my mother in law.

    Consequence: five consecutive years of an industrial-pack of red licorice.

    • Future Ed Dec 25,2011 2:20 pm || Up

      That happens to me, but frankly, my mother is worse at that

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl Dec 25,2011 3:30 pm || Up

      Happy FKristmas one and all.

      Visiting the in-laws too, fortunately they’ve glommed on to baseball as my thing so mostly I get shirts/books/cards, but this year also the camera that had intrigued me months ago.

      And my only Xmas role has been martini-mixer … a large glass of iced gin carried through a room containing an open bottle of vermouth.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • spwc2010 Dec 25,2011 8:12 pm || Up

        When my old roommate and I went on a martini binge, we actually put some of the vermouth in the drink. Does that mean that we were hardcore, or merely naive?

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • ptbnl Dec 25,2011 8:30 pm || Up

          When you’re on a martini binge its not the vermouth that’s the issue.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • monkeyball Dec 26,2011 8:41 am || Up

        I’m currently OCCUPYing one of my xmas presents. Thanks!

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • nevermoor Dec 26,2011 9:34 am || Up

          You got Justin Herman Plaza for xmas?

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • dmoas Dec 26,2011 10:26 am || Up

            I think he’s blogging while with MissusMonkey…

        • ptbnl Dec 26,2011 11:22 am || Up

          Hoping FKing Santa didn’t offend.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • monkeyball Dec 28,2011 8:19 am || Up

            Not at all. Much appreciated all the way ’round.

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • Leopold Bloom Dec 25,2011 5:07 pm || Up

      I literally got oatmeal for Christmas from my ex-MiL. And it wasn’t even the whole package. Half a thing from Costco.

      But she’s poor. And crazy. And I do eat a lot of oatmeal these days.

      • spwc2010 Dec 25,2011 8:13 pm || Up

        Oatmeal is a whole FKton better than getting her cat wrapped in a box as a present.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • nevermoor Dec 25,2011 10:55 pm || Up

      Feel your pain. I was asked what my favorite animal was, and made up “penguins” on the spot.

      It took four years to wean ’em off of penguin themed stuff.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • thus sayeth the llama Dec 26,2011 1:29 pm || Up

      And once again, my brother in law hauled away the Star Wars and Scrabble themed stuff. My punishment for getting my shit together and appearing a quasi-responsible adult.

      • DFA Dec 26,2011 2:07 pm || Up

        Don’t you hate perverse incentives?

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  25. DFA Dec 25,2011 5:46 pm

    Marte has a higher floor than choice is younger and at a higher level. Hereros is a fricking 17 yo and has a true #1 ceiling

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    • MikeV Dec 25,2011 6:05 pm || Up

      So did Ynoa. Unless the kid is Felix and will be in the bigs at age 19, I put zero faith at all in a kid that young.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • DFA Dec 26,2011 12:54 pm || Up

        Well Heredia fucking autocorrect on the phone has actually pitched stateside with a lot more IP than Ynoa ever had.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • MikeV Dec 26,2011 1:19 pm || Up

          That’s fine, but with any pitcher that young I think it would be stupid to take anything other than a “When, not If” stance on an arm injury.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • DFA Dec 26,2011 1:23 pm || Up

            but the same is true with a 19 yo like Cole or a previously injured pitcher like Parker.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • MikeV Dec 26,2011 1:30 pm || Up

              Repeat TJS is pretty rare isn’t it? The only guy I can think of is Capuano

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • DFA Dec 26,2011 2:08 pm || Up

                Its like 10% of cases. That being said his numbers weren’t that good this year.

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • vignette17 Dec 26,2011 11:17 pm || Up

                  That’s what I worry about. Parker doesn’t have the numbers to match an A- rating. But even you have to admit, Beane has a knack for getting talented pitchers even if he can’t keep them healthy (although Zito, Haren, Gio, Cahill are all very durable).

                • grover Dec 26,2011 11:44 pm || Up

                  Didn’t Huddy originally get hurt in a bar fight?

                • MikeV Dec 26,2011 11:53 pm || Up

                  allegedly

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 12:38 am || Up

                  I think Beane has had a great track record with pitcher’s health… Harden, Braden, Anderson are hardly a huge attrition rate.

                  Hes too close to the majors for what I would want if I was rebuilding the A’s Id rather have taken a lower level high upside kid and then used the extra value from the certainty and used it to improve the shitty second and third pieces.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • MikeV Dec 27,2011 12:41 am || Up

                  But you have to get at least a couple guys who are ready now, so that in 3-4 years when competing starts again there is someone to be the ‘ace’ who isn’t a rookie/2nd year guy

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 12:51 am || Up

                  But they will be expensive by then.

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                • futwork Dec 27,2011 1:30 am || Up

                  I’m pretty ignorant when it comes to prospect development, so maybe I’m missing something. The goal is to time as many prospects to enter the majors together, a la the Royals. But prospects rise through the system at very different rates: some get injured, some develop more slowly, some get injured. Right? So would it not be better to let Parker develop into an asset over the next three years, then deal him for a 2011-Parker-esque prospect when Cole, Choice et. al are ready for prime time? You get cheap talent on the major league level for three years, and a piece whose development is sure to coincide with the rest when it’s time to bring up the potential stars.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 10:47 am || Up

                  Getting high level strong talent is very difficult as most teams that are in a position to add players for contention will use those high level prospects as players rather than trade bait for anything but truly elite talent. Why would you give up a Matt Moore rather than just use him? Getting elite but low level talent is easier to do because of the point in the competition cycle.

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                • Future Ed Dec 27,2011 1:04 pm || Up

                  spitballing: wouldn’t you want to stagger at least some players around, so everyone doesn’t get expensive at one time?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • DFA Dec 27,2011 1:11 pm || Up

                  no… theyll stagger themselves by maturing at different rates. And you need them to all be good and cheap right around the same time.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 27,2011 1:35 pm || Up

                  In theory, sure. But do you pass up the best package of talent because they’re close to being big league ready?

                  Looking at the new batch of arms, it’s obvious that Milone is ready to start in Oakland. He put up absolutely dominant numbers in AAA and is at the point where he needs to prove himself vs. big league hitters.

                  Parker and Peacock, on the other hand, should start the season in AAA. Parker needs to brush up on his breaking ball and I’d prefer if he did that in Sac. He could probably do OK if he started next year in Oakland but why not save some service time? Peacock looks like he needs the AAA innings as well to put the finishing touches on his game.

                  AJ Cole (probably) heads to Stockton.

                  Pencil in Oakland’s Opening Day rotation as:

                  McCarthy
                  Outman
                  Moscoso
                  Milone
                  Ross/Braden (depending on Braden’s readiness in ST)

                  McCarthy hits FA after next season and it’s unlikely the A’s offer him $12.5 million in arbitration for the chance to recoup some draft picks. If he’s healthy, he’s probably trade bait by July. Moscoso is a nice arm to have around but he’s someone that you’re always going to be looking to upgrade from. Outman (whom I like) and Ross aren’t exactly sure things, Milone is a rookie and Braden has a long list of injury issues and might even have an innings limit.

                  There will be opportunities for Parker and Peacock as early as July. Calling them up at mid-season gives the A’s cheap production through 2014 and (depending on Super 2) 2015. But lets say they qualify for Super 2 status in 2015. Right now Brett Anderson is the only player on the A’s roster who is signed for millions of dollars in 2015 and even that is under a club option. As of now, the only starters on the Oakland roster who wouldn’t have been able to (theoretically, at least) file for FA are Milone, Pennington, Allen, Weeks and Carter. Rosales and Blevins would be around as well; maybe a few others. Pennginton, Rosales and Blevins would all be a year away from FA.

                  So even without trying to stagger salaries the A’s are going to be able to cycle players through.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 1:45 pm || Up

                  Well I think you need 3 to four strong top 10 picks drafts to get the franchise somewhere competitive, so by the time that happens Millone is Arb2 Parker and Peacock are Arb 1

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                • grover Dec 27,2011 2:19 pm || Up

                  I think a turn around can happen quicker than that. I haven’t written off Allen and Carter. Sizemore and Weeks should improve production at their respective positions and with a little luck Pennington might level out somewhere between his 2010 and 2011 seasons. It would be nice if Barton could do 60% of what he did in 2010.

                  The OF is an issue (I think a turnaround can happen quicker than you suggest but NOT in 2012!) which could see internal answers by mid-2012.

                  Bailey still has to be dealt. McCarthy strikes me as July trade bait. If Anderson comes back at full strength for the 2nd half of 2012 then he’ll have trade value next offseason. Braden might not be very attractive but letting him provide innings and continuity through 2013 wouldn’t be the worst thing ever.

                  There are other ways to improve the team than via the draft.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 3:35 pm || Up

                  Weeks is likely to be injured and ineffective for half of his 7 years of team control.

                  Allen has 360 PA of replacement level production and has shown no proclivity to reduce his K rate.

                  Carter cant play defense and has has his second mediocre year in a row.

                  Pennington is regressing to where I thought he would be before 10

                  Sweeney is terrible. Suzuki is league average at best.

                  Taylor is a mess.

                  Beane misjudged the market for Bailey, McCarthy is way too much of an injury risk and never had a high enough peak to generate much.

                  Braden is hurt to meh.

                  Please show me hope… I would like to see it, I really would

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 27,2011 3:48 pm || Up

                  You don’t want hope. Hope invalidates your position.

                  Allen’s PAs have occurred over 3 seasons. And he did show an ability to reduce the K’s while getting consistent AB in the minors.

                  To Hell with it. Go ahead and be pissed off.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 3:51 pm || Up

                  Hes exactly the kind of person we should be playing but I just don’t think that him becoming a first division starter is more than perhaps a 10 to 20% chance. Not good odds.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • MikeV Dec 27,2011 9:39 am || Up

                  Not if they are signed to below market extensions before arby hits.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • dmoas Dec 27,2011 10:03 am || Up

                  Or we get a new revenue source.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 10:21 am || Up

                  Even if we get a new stadium situation the explosion of TV revenues from other clubs will render us comparatively broke and I hardly think that the stadium is going to turn into the bonanza that other people are claiming, no matter where it is built.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Dec 27,2011 10:26 am || Up

                  I will say, I went to a Sharks game last night and it was packed/jumping. And the tickets are a whole lot more than anything the A’s charge now.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • DFA Dec 27,2011 11:15 am || Up

                  Its a much much smaller stadium, and there are less dates and there is no other better hockey team in your area.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Dec 27,2011 1:42 pm || Up

                  Sure, but it’s a lot of money being spent to consume sports. And SJ A’s would be a lot closer than the Giants (plus there’s a regional identity issue).

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • DFA Dec 27,2011 1:55 pm || Up

                  this is true… it might be a success, I just think that they screwed the pooch over the last serveral years that its going to help but not nearly enough to make up for the fact that there are less A’s fans than fans of pretty much any other team in baseball.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • dmoas Dec 27,2011 10:54 am || Up

                  I never said shit about signing anyone to Pujolian numbers, but we sure as shit will gain enough to handle arbitration of our own kids with a little more to spare. I don’t see anyone claiming a new stadium = magic pixie dust money except for your straw man arguments while acting like everyone took a massive dump in your cereal.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 11:18 am || Up

                  Im saying that the revenue increase isn’t going to be enough to allow us to make shitty decisions. Also look at Beane’s deal with Cahill, it was a bad decision at the time, regardless of how much money you have.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • dmoas Dec 27,2011 12:08 pm || Up

                  Whatever you say, Chicken Little.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 12:19 pm || Up

                  Last time I said the sky was falling it did (2011 poised to contend, Trevor Cahill, shitty year)

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • monkeyball Dec 28,2011 8:23 am || Up

                  Yeah, I think Lew’s failure to appreciate the importance of tv revenue (flushing away the current fanbase is part of that equation), when combined with his incompetence at nailing down a/any stadium solution, is going to be the death knell for the franchise.

                  Even with a Jan/Feb SJ go-ahead, this team will be mired in the cellar for the next 10 years.

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • DFA Dec 28,2011 9:02 am || Up

                  exactly and there isn’t going to be a way to restart fan interest in 10 y like building a new ballpark could

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • dmoas Dec 28,2011 9:15 am || Up

                  I think the whole flushing away the fan base is grossly overstated. The hardcore group won’t falter too much, but will take a hit. And winning and the new stadium will capture the casual crowd who really doesn’t give a shit about today or yesterday. The key is how they handle things when they break ground and putting together a winning to team before they start in SJ. The TV revenue will take a good while to build up, generally speaking, the corporate sponsorship will get them started on both counts. To get to Anaheim/Texas money (or competitively near it) will probably take longer than 10 years, but to actually be competitive won’t take nearly as long.

                • Future Ed Dec 28,2011 9:41 am || Up

                  When is the TV contract up for renewal, assuming its not a year to year license.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • spwc2010 Dec 27,2011 10:22 am || Up

                  Arby’s hits… usually about forty five minutes to an hour after you eat.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • monkeyball Dec 28,2011 8:24 am || Up

                  Arby’s hitys = nacho runs

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • DFA Dec 27,2011 10:22 am || Up

                  Look how that worked out with Cahill… give an extension to a mediocre pitcher and then you cant even trade them for anything good because the deal sucked so bad.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 27,2011 8:25 am || Up

                  Except in the case of AZ that lower level arm was Skaggs… whom the D’backs refused to part with. And the drop off from Parker to Corbin/Miley/Holmberg is pretty extreme. Going in their direction would be about a bulk return and not targeting premium talent.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 10:47 am || Up

                  Then get a third team involved that like Parker and had lower level elite talent.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 27,2011 11:59 am || Up

                  You’re becoming dogmatic in this “Oakland sucks” meme of yours. You want to complain? Fine. Take your shot and then offer an alternative about what the A’s should have done.

                  Name the mystery 3rd team. Name the low-level prospects.

                  Otherwise you’re griping just to hear the sound of your own voice and it’s FKing boring.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 12:13 pm || Up

                  How about the Red Soxs get Parker and the A’s get Bogarts? Then they can save Bard for the pen.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • vignette17 Dec 27,2011 12:24 pm || Up

                  I’d love that trade. But give me a power hitting SS, and I’m always in love. I really want Cecchini from Boston (and his brother in the draft). Bailey, Parker for Bogaerts, Cecchini?

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 1:09 pm || Up

                  Id want more. Bogarts Cecchini and Jacobs? I think thats underselling the value of Bailey if you don’t get more.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 27,2011 12:32 pm || Up

                  I take it back. If you can’t be objective don’t say anything.

                  I get that you don’t like Parker. Fine. Doesn’t phase me in the slightest. But the guy is perceived as a near MLB-ready Ace caliber pitcher and you just suggested trading him for 1 FKing prospect with a half season of Low-A ball under the belt.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 12:35 pm || Up

                  Bogartes is a B+ spec according to Sickles Parker is an A- spec accounting for the difference in hitters v pitchers the A’s win that trade every time. So go blow Billy grover

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 27,2011 12:51 pm || Up

                  You just got done saying how aiming for low level talent allows a ballclub to acquire more prospects.

                  Now you’re arguing that a near MLB ready SP prospect with #1 potential would only net 1 low-level prospect.

                  Pick a through line and stick with it DFA.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 1:08 pm || Up

                  If he was traded for a lower level pitcher of the same talent, then yes there would be more coming the A’s way. That doesn’t mean that the A’s wouldn’t do better getting a hitting prospect instead.

                  Second Sickles says hes got #2 potential not #1.

                  Third value is value. Bogartes is worth more than Parker, according to the Wang research.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 27,2011 2:06 pm || Up

                  Victor Wang’s research is biased towards hitters because pitchers tend to self destruct more often. And I don’t mean biased in a negative connotation.

                  The problem is, Parker has endured surgery, recovered, performed and has been (once again) graded as a Top 10 SP prospect. The risk of him flaming out are much less than that of a Taillon or AJ Cole, simply because he’s already cleared so many hurdles.

                  This is where Wang’s model breaks down. He’s valuing ALL pitching prospects, regardless of level and minor league experience. There are more risks involved with low level arms than guys who have made it through the upper minors. At this point, while I think there’s a legit argument to be made over how good Parker will pitch in the big leagues there is little doubt that he will pitch in the big leagues.

                  Hell, he’s already done so.

                  Wang’s work was a theoretical guideline assigning specific values to the aggregate. Those values might not be applicable to a specific individual like Parker.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 2:38 pm || Up

                  His numbers when he came back aren’t that good. His slider has lost bite.

                  He could also reinjure his elbo or his shoulder.

                  Much of what you say is true. Id rather have low level star ceiling hitters than Parker though.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 27,2011 2:59 pm || Up

                  Which was my point.

                  “hitters”.

                  Plural.

                  Parker for Bogaerts straight up sold the A’s short.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 3:43 pm || Up

                  Hitters was to describe a category. If you think it should be more try Bogarts and Christian Vazquez,

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 28,2011 11:22 am || Up

                  It’s Bogaerts. With an “e”.

                  You’re original comment was Parker for Bogaerts.

                  No misinterpretation there.

                  And the problem is that you don’t see that there should be more.

                • DFA Dec 28,2011 11:50 am || Up

                  Your right a Sickles B+/A- hitter for a Sickles A- pitcher who I like less than consensus and when pitchers are more risky than hitters. That is a totally unfair deal. I couldn’t believe I was such a fucking idiot that I didn’t think we needed a ton more value coming back. Fuck I mean a B+/A- hitter thats essentially worthless, especially compared to the value of an A- pitching prospect who has an injury history.

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                • grover Dec 28,2011 1:11 pm || Up

                  I didn’t say unfair; I said you were selling the A’s short. Boston has 3 reliable SP in their rotation and Parker could be pencilled in as early as April. And in return for a universally regarded high-upside, (near or) big league ready A- SP prospect you’re asking for 1 low-A bat in exchange.

                  You are failing to maximize the value of the asset in play. A complaint you’ve often sent Beane’s direction.

                • DFA Dec 28,2011 1:43 pm || Up

                  Im sorry, now you are saying that Im improperly valuing an asset when Sickles says that their roughly the same value? Should I stick with Sickles projections or not?

                  I will always underestimate the return on the A’s side, because I don’t believe in homerism. What doe you think would be equal value a C+ guy? B-? I honestly like what I proposed above Bailey and Parker for Bogarets Crecchini and Jacobs for both teams.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 28,2011 6:18 pm || Up

                  Value is not only tied to a grade. It’s also tied to team need and projected availability.

                  And for below… the difference is I’m not arguing to change the grade and rate a prospect lower than how he was graded 3 weeks ago.

                • DFA Dec 28,2011 7:44 pm || Up

                  Youre still hiding from the fact that I answered your question. Name a third team that would want Parker and would give up something good for him… Bogartes and Jacobs from Boston. Its a totally workable deal.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 28,2011 8:46 pm || Up

                  I’m not hiding from anything, this is the first time you’ve suggested Bogaerts and Jacobs for Parker. Your first comment on with Boston as the third team did not include Jacobs. In fact, you didn’t include Jacobs until you talked about packaging Parker with Bailey.

                  But now, as to the specific idea of Bogaerts and Jacobs for Parker… I think that’s a little rich for Boston’s tastes.

                  Although if they said yes I’d be happy.

                • DFA Dec 28,2011 9:13 pm || Up

                  I mean I think its really rich maybe Jose Vinicio instead of Jacobs?

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 28,2011 9:38 pm || Up

                  Brentz in lieu of Jacobs.

                  When I was doodling ideas I came up with Ceccini, asking for Jacobs but expecting Brentz and Gibson. Youkilis might be gone after next season and the Red Sox need Middlebrooks on hand to replace him if necessary. Bogaerts is the new sexy and I wondered if Cecchini might suffer a bit from middle child syndrome. I don’t really like Brentz but Jacobs had such a good year that there’s a strong chance at Boston balking at him AND Cecchini; the potential 3B has the edge in desirability here.

                • DFA Dec 28,2011 9:58 pm || Up

                  Im not a fan of brentz… Id want someone else

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                • grover Dec 28,2011 10:20 pm || Up

                  OK.

                  Sean Coyle instead?

                • DFA Dec 28,2011 11:00 pm || Up

                  sure.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • grover Dec 26,2011 9:13 am || Up

      Sigh.

      Sterling Marte: DOB = 10/9/88

      Michael Choice: DOB = 11/10/89

      Cole has a true #1 ceiling and has pitched in full season ball. Parker is going to be a Top 20 prospect on just about everyone’s list.

      But stay angry.

      • DFA Dec 26,2011 12:52 pm || Up

        Marte has hit at AA and plays GG CF. A year _ a higher level + playing a premium defensive position makes a big difference.

        I like Parker a lot less than consensus I acknowledge that. I also just really like Cole Taillon and Marte. Im more down on Choice and Parker than most. I see Cole as being better than Parker in terms of what the A’s need. I see the A’s Cole and Heredia interchangeable essentially with Cole further along the injury nexus but Heredia clearly farther in development than Cole was at his age.

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        • Future Ed Dec 26,2011 1:02 pm || Up

          Stands to reason an IFA would do that over a college guy, no?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • DFA Dec 26,2011 1:24 pm || Up

            which one Heredia or Marte?

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            • Future Ed Dec 26,2011 1:26 pm || Up

              Marte.

              You would think that a prospect IFA would reach higher levels earlier than a college drafted prospect

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • DFA Dec 26,2011 2:05 pm || Up

                You would but it still doesn’t mean that there isn’t a year of physical projection left in the younger player. Furthermore, Marte hit better and Ked than Choice at AA rather than in the hitters paradise of the CAL league while cutting his Ks and significantly increasing his power output. Oh did I mention that he plays GG CF?

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Einstein on the Beach Dec 26,2011 2:27 pm || Up

                  Marte’s BB % was also 3.8 last year. When that .390 BABIP goes down, his numbers don’t look so flashy. At Choice’s age in A+, Marte’s K/BB was 59/12 in 253 PAs. Choice’s was 134/61 in 542 PAs. Their K percentages were almost the same (Marte: 23.3; Choice: 24.7), with Choice having 4 times the BBs, and a .257 ISO compared to .117. Yes, Marte’s ISO went up this year in AA, but his other component numbers stayed roughly the same.

                  Also, you said: “…but it still doesn’t mean that there isn’t a year of physical projection left in the younger player.” Maybe you missed grover’s comment above that Choice is almost a year younger than Marte. I would agree that there’s still a year more physical projection left in Choice than Marte.

                  Obviously GG defense in CF is one thing that Choice doesn’t have, and it’s definitely true that Marte showed improvement in AA, which is a very good sign. That said, I think it’s a stretch to compare Marte’s offensive numbers to Choice’s favorably.

                • DFA Dec 26,2011 3:14 pm || Up

                  Your right about the Age… I had it the other way in my head. Though, looking at Choice, im not sure any additional growth would be good for him since hes athletically thick to start out with.

                  The positional adjustment alone between CF and RF is worth 9 points of wOBA per 600 PA. If Marte is +7.5 in CF and Choice is average in RF thats 17 Points of wOBA that Choice would have to make up.

                  Further, Marte has sustained very high BABIPs in the minors, so I am less concerned about it. The BB numbers are concerning but since he has shown a strong hit tool previously, he will have to walk less than Choice for the same OBA, which reduces the concern. Finally, I will always take a player who has made a jump in level and improved than one who hasn’t yet.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Einstein on the Beach Dec 26,2011 6:10 pm || Up

                  Good points, although since Choice is currently still in CF, I wouldn’t write him off as a projected average RF at this point… probably more a below average CF, above average RF.

                  Otherwise, yes, I actually like both Marte and Choice a fair amount, especially as Choice’s Ks had a nice downward trend during 2011.

                  As to BABIPs, the very high marks are certainly a net positive for Marte, but it has also masked his terrible plate discipline numbers heretofore, and I wouldn’t expect his BABIPs to approach .400 in the ML with better fielders.

                • DFA Dec 26,2011 7:16 pm || Up

                  I wouldn’t expect 400 BABIP either but if he hits 300 which i certainly believe is possible and does 300 335 425 with plus 7.5 D in Center thats like a 3+ WAR player.

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        • grover Dec 26,2011 7:59 pm || Up

          I won’t argue with you at all if you choose Gerrit Cole over any prospect in the A’s system. But Tallion AND Marte over anyone on Oakland’s farm? That’s a stretch.

          • DFA Dec 27,2011 12:38 am || Up

            Who would you take over Taillon?

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • grover Dec 27,2011 8:20 am || Up

              AJ Cole struck out 1.5/9 more than Taillon but BA wets itself over Taillon’s stuff. They’re at least a draw; an edge to Cole if you go by performance.

              • DFA Dec 27,2011 10:50 am || Up

                Pitt put a limit on Taillon’s curveballs per game, and thats his best pitch.

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 27,2011 11:53 am || Up

                  Which is part of the reason I offered a draw. Pittsburgh made Taillon throw mostly fastballs because they wanted him to work on fastball command. That almost certainly cut back on his K’s but it was a necessary developmental step towards a future big league career. Perhaps Cole had better fastball command from the start, allowing Washington to not put the same restriction in place.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 12:14 pm || Up

                  Thats fine. Scouts prefer Taillon by a wide margin though and the numbers are pretty similar.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 27,2011 12:27 pm || Up

                  I acknowledged the scouting love but the numbers show a distinct advantage for one pitcher and you’re arguing against him.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 12:59 pm || Up

                  Who was allowed to use his full repitoire

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                • grover Dec 27,2011 1:09 pm || Up

                  Who was more advanced at the same age and produced superior K/9 numbers.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 1:29 pm || Up

                  Im not going to buy that. If I only take politics classes in college because I know everything about them and refuse to take maths because Im trying to keep my GPA at a 4.0, its really not going to prepare me for my job on the Presidents Council of Economic Advisors.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 27,2011 1:43 pm || Up

                  Of course you aren’t going to buy that. But it is a perfectly valid interpretation of the two prospects and presents a sound reason for arguing why Cole could be the superior prospect OR (like I said originally) it would make most sense to declare a draw. My goal is to show that Cole is an equal or better prospect to Taillon and therefore to argue that “any of Pitt’s top 6 prospects are better than the A’s” is flawed. If Cole is equal to or better than Taillon then the logic behind your claim is suspect.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 2:12 pm || Up

                  Its prospects. There are going to be disagreements (and I like Cole more than Parker) I just see Taillon’s scouting reports to be substantially better and the difference in Ks isn’t that significant when you look at some of that being lost in BB rate.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 27,2011 2:22 pm || Up

                  Bullshit.

                  Taillon BB/9 = 2.1

                  Cole BB/9 = 2.4

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 3:36 pm || Up

                  whats bullshit? Cole walked more guys. Not a ton more. But he also didn’t strike out a ton more.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 27,2011 3:40 pm || Up

                  What’s bullshit is saying that a .3 BB/9 increase in walks negates a 1.5 difference in K/9.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 3:46 pm || Up

                  what part of some do you not understand? Some of that is lost.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 27,2011 3:50 pm || Up

                  A 1.2 difference in K/9 rate isn’t significant now?

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 5:55 pm || Up

                  Im not sure when you became so fking dense but I liked the old grover better.

                  Ill math it out for you

                  Taillons Scouting reports + Draft position + Bonus + Better BB rate in a small sample size + the org not letting him throw his best pitch > Coles better K rate in a really small sample size.

                  I never said that it wasn’t significant. I said that it wasn’t enough to outweigh the scouting reports for me.

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                • MikeV Dec 27,2011 6:21 pm || Up

                  Remind me why its a good thing that they didn’t let him throw his best pitch

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 6:29 pm || Up

                  Because low A hitters cant hit a dominant curve even if they know its coming. Big leaguer can. This forces him to refine his tertiary pitches.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 27,2011 7:06 pm || Up

                  And I liked you more when you were an A’s fan, DFA. You tended to make sense, not excuses.

                  Draft position? Bonus?

                  You’ve FKing got hard performance data to look at and you want to compare their signing bonuses? Draft position is what you turn to when the initial data reflects poorly on a prospect, not when the performance is complimentary. You made a stupid comment about picking any 6 Pirate prospects over anyone in the Oakland system and instead of just admitting the goof you keep digging in.

                  You are so pissed off at the A’s that you’ve lost your objectivity; nothing they do is good enough or right. You can’t even write out a comparison between Taillon and AJ Cole without resorting to bias.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 7:55 pm || Up

                  Yes absolutely. Draft position and Bonus are by far more significant indicators of success than a 1.5 K/9 gain and loss of .3 BB/9 difference in Low A ball. Especially when the scouting reports unanimously pick Taillon over Cole. Find one service that ranks Cole higher.

                  You cant because it doesn’t exist.

                  Cole is a very good spec. I like Cole a lot, as I have previously said. I don’t dislike the Gio trade (I would have gone with the Red Sox hitting approach because I really like Bogartes and Jacobs). I like the Cahill trade more than you did (while still hating it)

                  I like Heredia better than Cole, That is probably more of a stretch than Taillon over Cole. Taillon over Cole isn’t really, especially when the pro performance you are clinging to is one fricking year of 90 IP

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 27,2011 9:30 pm || Up

                  Draft/bonus is pointless in this case. Cole signed for $2 million, setting a new 4th round record. Big fucking deal. You have positive data on both sides. When you have that kind of hard data you should focus on the here and now, not what people were thinking 2 years ago. I’ve already acknowledged the current scouting report edge to Taillon. Interesting footnote: you’ve downplayed Parker’s pre-injury performance in spite of the glowing scouting reports he had back then.

                  I’m not trying to prove that AJ Cole is a better prospect than Taillon; I’m showing that he’s comparable and that your earlier claim isn’t based on objectivity but is an emotional response to your loathing of the A’s FO.

                • DFA Dec 28,2011 1:40 am || Up

                  I don’t really give two shits about pre injury scouting reports. Especially when post injury scouting reports are more suspect. Look at what Sickles had to say:

                  2) Jarrod Parker, RHP, Grade A- I wish his strikeout rate was higher and I think he needs some Triple-A time. I don’t think he uses his breaking stuff as much as he did pre-injury, but overall he still looks like a future rotation anchor to me. The risk may be higher than some anticipate, but the ceiling is quite high.

                  Personally I love scouting reports to say that there is more risk than anticipated, that the breaking stuff doesn’t look as good pre injury and that the K rate needs to be higher… I mean thats basically all you could ever want in a prospect.

                  Seriously if you aren’t trying to prove that Cole is a better prospect than why are you bringing up that he was drafted hundreds of picks after Taillon and got less than 1/3 the bonus that Taillon got? Basically the performance gap between the two isn’t significant enough to outweigh the scouting.

                  Cole is a very good prospect I would rate him as a B+ and Parker a B. They are both valuable, but I would rate Garret Cole an A- and both Taillon and Heredia higher B+ and Marte a B+ which is more valuable because hes a hitter.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 28,2011 11:12 am || Up

                  You don’t even listen to yourself, DFA. The quote wasn’t that his “breaking stuff doesn’t look as good as pre-injury” it was “he (doesn’t use) his breaking stuff as much as he did pre-injury”.

                  It’s not uncommon for a team to limit a pitcher’s use of a certain pitch when they want to focus on other parts of his development. This shouldn’t be held against him.

                  I brought up Cole’s draft story because you made such a big deal out of Taillon’s. Both were sought after HS arms. I don’t think their draft position matters anymore but you seem to feel otherwise.

                  I don’t trust how you grade prospects. I don’t think you’re being objective when it comes to Oakland’s crop. I think Sickels’ grading system provides a common vernacular for fans of all teams to discuss players and prospects and to insist on a personal variant is hubris and counter-productive.

                • DFA Dec 28,2011 12:28 pm || Up

                  LOL. You are contradicting yourself here. Either teams limit use of a certain pitch to aid development and that shouldn’t be held against him like you are with Taillon vis a vi Cole, OR it should and Parker should get dinged. I am holding it Parker because its injury related rather than an organizational choice. If throwing his slider broke his old ligament it could likely break the new one.

                  Draft position matters until you get a significant difference in pro performance. Basically Similar performance but more positive scouting reports for Taillon make him a higher ranked prospect for me.

                  So I cant disagree with Sickles? and doing so I hubris? LOL thats silly, especially with Heredia, since Sickles has a notably has a super conservative policy on them. For example KG at BP has the 5 I mentioned all at 5 stars except for Marte who is at 4 stars.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 28,2011 1:03 pm || Up

                  I was pointing out your contradiction re: the scouting reports of Taillon vs. Parker, not making one of my own. You do not apply the same standards when judging one prospect vs. the other.

                  Draft position/signing bonus is a cushion you use when the performance data goes against the prospect in question. Sickels does this often when looking at and grading prospects with one year or less of non-flattering data.

                  Of course you can disagree with Sickels. I do all the time. I did when discussing Norris with Nats fans. But instead of arguing that Norris didn’t deserve his “B” grade and really deserved a “B-” (thus creating a non-starter to discussion) I acknowledged his given grade but expressed my concern about his performance in AA. I explained that while he was a B grade prospect he only made sense for Oakland if the 3rd and 4th pieces following him in a trade graded higher than OR offered high ceiling potential than a B-/C+ low ceiling types being discussed by the other side.

                  Hubris is taking Sickels grading system and a few weeks after he publishes his AZ list declaring a prospect he gave an A- to is actually only a B grade guy and expecting your declaration to matter.

                • DFA Dec 28,2011 1:51 pm || Up

                  I don’t like Parker. How the fuck is that different than you not liking Norris? Saying I like Pitts guys better is both personal preference and Sickles who likes most of Pitts guys better.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • vignette17 Dec 27,2011 1:16 pm || Up

                  I know, sample size of 2, but wasn’t this the arguments for Porcello and Cahill increasing their K rates? Both were advanced too fast, but both had bad K rates because they weren’t allowed to throw curves and neither ended up improving.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 1:47 pm || Up

                  Porcello yes. Cahill no. In the minors Cahill’s knuckle curve was considered his out pitch that would allow him to be TOR rather than just a #3 sinkerballer.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 27,2011 1:48 pm || Up

                  Cahill has increased his K-rate from 4.53 to 5.4 to 6.37. He has also increased his fWAR from .6 to 2.5 in 3 years. While his performance has not been dominant he has shown improvement.

                  I think he’s going to produce dominant numbers down the road but that’s for Cahill to prove.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 2:13 pm || Up

                  His BB rate also went back up with the increase in the Krate.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • grover Dec 27,2011 2:26 pm || Up

                  He had issues with his fastball control. I’m not saying Cahill is a finished pitcher by any means; however, to argue to argue that he hasn’t improved is incorrect.

                • DFA Dec 27,2011 3:38 pm || Up

                  Yeah all the way from a 4.15 to a 4.02 Sierra.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  26. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 25,2011 6:05 pm

    On reflection, I’ve soured on the new qordpress skin, since it hasn’t solved the right margin issue, and I miss being able to find the unread comments.

    But still, really, fuck the Giants.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • MikeV Dec 25,2011 6:14 pm || Up

      You’re gonna make me try to find a mod to rec that post, aren’t you.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  27. MikeV Dec 25,2011 9:03 pm

    OK, so the Kindle Fire might be the best FKing bathroom reader ever created.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Leopold Bloom Dec 25,2011 11:08 pm || Up

      whew! bought one for my friend.

      • dmoas Dec 26,2011 12:34 am || Up

        Wow. You bought a bathroom for your friend? Why the fuck didn’t you buy me one???!!

        • nevermoor Dec 26,2011 1:22 am || Up

          You’re being obtuse.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • dmoas Dec 26,2011 1:40 am || Up

            Oh. And here I thought I was being equilateral. My bad.

            • Leopold Bloom Dec 26,2011 4:25 am || Up

              acute.

              • nevermoor Dec 26,2011 9:35 am || Up

                I’m telling Red not to deal with you guys.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"

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