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The Age of FanFKtion 39

  1. Man, the fog the last 2 days in SF has been awesome.
  2. NEEDS MOAR TROUGH URINALS
  3. Hm. Think we’ll have to walk up the hill to see the giant gingerbread house at the Fairmont.
  4. That is some totally sweet viral-video marketing by the folks at Frito-Lay
  5. He extracted a promise from them to EAT MORE KALE
  6. I totally want to see this movie:

    Robocop and the raptors from “Jurassic Park” … team up with “My Little Pony” and solve crimes

39 thoughts on “The Age of FanFKtion

  1. DFA Nov 29,2011 4:36 pm

    #1 So yesterday the Airfield had its night lights on at 1045 am. It was so beautiful.

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • monkeyball Nov 29,2011 5:12 pm || Up

      Wow. I’ll bet.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  2. aardvark Nov 29,2011 5:24 pm
    • ptbnl Nov 29,2011 5:45 pm || Up

      Lots of inside-the-parkers!

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  3. grover Nov 29,2011 8:47 pm

    Gotta love the offseason… the post I wrote a week ago is already out of date.

    Toronto is focused on their bullpen right now. Cincy is anxious to find a SP. The Angels are looking everywhere for a Catcher. KC prefers to go for bargain SP and are unlikely to pursue “impact” talent. Florida looks to be dry humping as many people as possible.

    • spwc2010 Nov 29,2011 9:02 pm || Up

      Beinfest & Loria?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  4. nevermoor Nov 29,2011 9:55 pm

    Tomorrow is my last day.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • monkeyball Nov 30,2011 9:39 am || Up

      For posting a Hitler stache punchline, you’d think this strip would be narrower

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  5. nevermoor Nov 29,2011 10:01 pm

    MB: I thought your marketing firm did health care, not oil

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • monkeyball Nov 30,2011 7:53 am || Up

      That’s corporate naming/branding. Not our sector.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • nevermoor Nov 30,2011 8:22 am || Up

        …until now.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  6. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 29,2011 10:39 pm
    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • thus sayeth the llama Nov 29,2011 11:01 pm || Up

      okay, now i have no idea whether we’re talking football or finance.

      • Poppy Nov 30,2011 1:00 am || Up

        All the “deferred bonuses” eventually caught up with them…

        There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • ptbnl Nov 30,2011 5:50 am || Up

        … trigonometry or Daleks.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • monkeyball Nov 30,2011 9:38 am || Up

      IIRC, I worked very briefly for Barton’s group at Wells Fargo wayyyyy back in the day.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  7. monkeyball Nov 30,2011 9:44 am

    So, uh … anyone been to PetCo Park?

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • monkeyball Nov 30,2011 9:56 am || Up

      … speaking of whence, WTF?

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • aardvark Nov 30,2011 10:51 am || Up

      Yes. I’ve been. It’s a pretty nice park to watch a game in, I don’t really remember what the in-park food options were like, but the Gaslamp District where the stadium has some excellent eateries.

    • batgirl Nov 30,2011 12:36 pm || Up

      Yes–I loved it. Not much of a crowd, but I loved the stadium. We got food vouchers with our tickets and they let us sub veggie dogs for regular hot dogs. They also welcome service-dogs-in-training in the park, which is nice since I got a bit of push back from the A’s folks. Though apparently if you just show up with a SDIT the coliseum ushers will generally let you in.

  8. monkeyball Nov 30,2011 9:47 am

    You know–for kids!

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • FiveMinuteMajorette Nov 30,2011 1:30 pm || Up

      Do. Not. Let. JP. See. This.

      not that I think you would.

      • monkeyball Nov 30,2011 2:18 pm || Up

        YOU’RE TRYING TO DESTROY HIS PRIDE IN HIS GALLIC HERITAGE!!!1!

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  9. monkeyball Nov 30,2011 10:06 am
    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  10. monkeyball Nov 30,2011 10:21 am
    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  11. sslinger Nov 30,2011 11:00 am

    nm: wanna go to NYC? Better drink some beer tonight.

  12. monkeyball Nov 30,2011 11:53 am
    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • sslinger Nov 30,2011 12:18 pm || Up

      The eponymous aspect of it is, of course, a highlight of the story, but don’t you think you should have labeled it as Poppy bait for the picture they used? WTF is up with that?

      • dmoas Nov 30,2011 12:20 pm || Up

        Well don’t that beat all. What’s next, Raccoons FKing dogs?

        • andeux Nov 30,2011 2:36 pm || Up

          As long as we don’t let ’em marry, it’s all good.

          TINSTAAFK
          • dmoas Nov 30,2011 3:38 pm || Up

            Then they’ll have little raccogs and daccoons out of wedlock!

  13. monkeyball Nov 30,2011 3:25 pm
    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  14. monkeyball Nov 30,2011 5:31 pm
    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • MikeV Dec 1,2011 2:50 pm || Up

      :like:

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  15. spwc2010 Nov 30,2011 5:44 pm

    I guess this season they’re the Tampa Bay Ray(pist)s.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Future Ed Nov 30,2011 6:51 pm || Up

      that is about the soberest evaluation of that kind thing I have read and its dumb nonetheless

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  16. JediLeroy Nov 30,2011 8:07 pm

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