- Bloom bait: Muppets + Nabokov
- Very interesting piece by ML on one of the hidden surprises in the new MLB labor agreement: A’s may be constitutionally phased out of revenue sharing
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Team Narrows Managerial Search To Angry Guy, Nondescript Base Coach, Experienced Guy, Guy With Glasses
— Scott Weber (@LookoutLanding) November 23, 2011
- Sometimes Drum pulls off a great phrase: a cold-blooded front man for the interests of the tanned and wealthy
- This blog is going to be highly inactive until Monday, so enjoy whatever you are intending to enjoy, until then.
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I agree with offering arb to DDJ.
I might have something to post by mid-day… any angst at being usurped from top billing?
There’s no such thing as “top billing” here, but thanks for asking. I want more people to post more things more often.
I was just looking for an excuse to say “usurped’.
I might usurp your right to not have it pinned… if it’s good.
BUT MAKE SURE IT’S A FKING GAME RECAP AND NOT A
LOUNGEGRILLThanks, and go As.
I know I’m late to the game, but it looks like your comment/rant got usurped.
Which one?
Thanks, and go As.
Lounge/grill
I did that myself.
Thanks, and go As.
I like that FK has a boarded-up lounge with faded plastic slipcovers on all the furniture and an old Pac-Man machine, waiting just in case
****Xerxes ever decides to shut it down.shut the **, I mean…
I should just change my name to Joe SPWChultz and say nothing but “Aw ShitFK!”
There are many people likely going bananas against DDJs offer.
Affirming that stupidity exists everywhere!
(OK… that was a lil’ harsh.)
its not.
No. Nope.
I’m sure there’s a logical and well-reasoned argument against offering arbitration to DDJ.
It’s wrong, but I’m sure it’s sound.
The argument against DDJ is
a) he was more like the 0.6 WAR player that baseball-reference says than the 2.2 WAR player that fangraphs says
b) coming off such a bad year he’s likely not to get any attractive offers, and accept arb instead
c) even as a good candidate to regress (in a good way) to a past performance level, the prospect of a 2 WAR player at corner outfield for $6M or so on a non-competitive team doesn’t really seem that attractive.
We could argue the first part of that all day without getting anywhere, but the b-r number was sure closer to my impression of his play this past year.
Yeah. Plus, he’d be blocking __________________
ADAM ROSALES
Well, lots of people seem to think we need to find OF spots for some combination of Allen, Taylor, Jai Miller, Jermaine Mitchell (when he’s healthy) and maybe Cedric Hunter. Plus Sweeney is basically the same player as DeJesus.
I’m not super excited about any of them, but there’s something to be said for spwc’s “If we’re going to suck anyway, Jai Miller might at least be entertaining” theory.
sweeney plays a better CF though. SO on a non competative team, Sweeney in center flotsam in left and jetsam in right fine by me.
Huh, every time I’ve seen Hunter’s name the last month or so, I thought he was a pitcher. Did the A’s have a pitcher by that or similar name?
My OF for next year would be Allen/Cespedes/Taylor so I prefer no DDJ.
A’s pitcher named Hunter? Nope, doesn’t ring a bell.
Yeah, like I’m supposed to believe there was a guy named Catfish…
Yup. He was a baseball player even.
Yeah we had another Cedric … Cedric Bowers, 14 relief appearances in 2010.
Bingo. That’s who I was confusing him with.
I am not entertained.
You can refer to it as
“SPWC Throws Some Shit Against The Wall”
except that I don’t wear bow ties.
I don’t know why for the difference between BR and Fangraphs but I’m sure it makes for a fascinating read.
B-R uses Sean Smith’s info for Batting Runs, etc but I’m not sure how he comes up with it. Also it looks like BR has him as -1 in the field, while Fangraphs had him at +7
Thanks, and go As.
I think DDJ accepts.
I think I’d be okay with that.
and then they don’t get any compensation for him.
Rafael Soriano was traded after he accepted arbitration. Even if he accepts and the A’s don’t want him, the A’s will get something, even if it’s a Jesse Chavez.
Man did Soriano’s agent screw up on that one. That’s probably part of why he switched to Boras last year.
W(h)ither the Transbay Terminal?
I want to go to there
I want to raise up an army of mutants in the abandoned basement to take over the world.
For all the talk coming out about how the new draft and IFA rules hurts small and mid-market teams… the only reason big market teams didn’t dump $15 million annual into those markets was by choice. Time and again the Yankees and Red Sox have shown that if they like someone in Latin America or in the draft they can spend the money to acquire them. The new rules do put a cap on what a team can spend in the draft, but with the slot threshold bumping towards $200 million overall (the Astros, picking 1st overall, have an $11.5 million draft pool) teams are going to have money to spend.
Plus, it might help those teams spend since if they don’t hit the cap their fans will know they could have spent more
Some of the rules seem okay, but on the whole, I’m not a fan. I’d rather see a “tax” of draft picks lost (and revenue sharing lost) for being either A) in the top 5 of payroll and making the playoffs in any year or B) being in the bottom 10 of payroll and not making the playoffs over 3 or more consecutive years. In case A, either it pays and therefore is worth it to lose a 1st pick or 2 or it doesn’t affect you and if you’re consistently up there both in the playoffs and payroll, it gives the rest of the teams a chance to catch up talent-wise. In case B, it gives you time to rebuild without spending, but it’s going to start hurting if you don’t get your shit together.
Couldn’t “B” put a team in the basement permanently with no chance to ever bounce up again?
Not really. Just means you have to spend some one year to reset the clock. But 3 years should be enough time to get your shit together.
2. Per Deadspin, the new CBA also includes for the first time a clause prohibiting discrimination for reasons of sexual orientation. Nice.
My read on that revenue sharing change, that the 15 “largest market” teams will be barred from being on the receiving end by 2016, is that it suggests that Bud’s about to grant the A’s South Bay access. Because otherwise there’d need to be a very meticulous scoping of the definition of market size, to account for the unique MLB-dictated subdivided market that we have in the Bay Area now. But if we’re moved to completely overlapping shared territories, as with NYC and Chicago, such definition is not required.
Your 2012 A’s DH, Mike Piazza
Either way would result in SJ becoming available — whether it’s explicitly granted by MLB or by just saying it’s a shared territory, period.
Thanks, and go As.
I’m “okay” with that rule. But I think in terms of determining market size, any two team region should be halved for that valuation. I don’t think the teams would change on that list, but it’s the fairer way to make that list and it could have future ramifications.
See ya, suckers! I’m off to play 18 grueling, hyper-competitive holes:
What are the current odds?
I’ll check back saturday to see if you made the cut
Cranberry sauce done. Squash gratin made. Stock for gravy in process. Turkeys brining. Smells like Thanksgiving in here.
nice. you’re ahead of the game.
Thanks, we like to not be too stressed about it come the actual day, and we’re having more than usual this year (17-19). . Now we’ve made the sausage & chard stuffing and creamed onions, pie dough is setting, birds are air chilling, and I’m about to start on the pie fillings (pumpkin & chocolate pecan). Still need to make the gravy, and prep for the standard stuffing. And set the tables. All good to do while watching the Sharks tonight. The mashed potatoes need to be done at the last minute, so that’s always one of the more stressful things, but other than that we should be well in hand.
I’m lucky. I only have to worry about the bird and baking the gluten-free bread for stuffing.
Your meal sure sounds good though. The stuffing sounds like a true highlight.
hi! [waves]
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mb + LB = light.
He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.
[drops pants] Hi!
Ahem. The title of this grille is not “little circumcised objects of reverence.”
I’m beginning to suspect that Charlie Pierce reads FK
Not sure if this has been posted yet…there’s apparently a mini scandal going on with Albert Pujols’s agent.
That was one delicious read. I hope Pujols dumps Lozano and leaves him in the hole to A-Rod and possibly facing lawsuits.
Dumb Fox is dumb
A 73 meter taco that weighs 860,000 kilos? That’s a density of about 100,000 kg/m^3, getting towards the realm at which nuclear fusion occurs.
It looks like just a bunch of individual tacos slapped on a table next to each other.
TELL ME THE SECRET! We’re supposed to make this happen!
Your calculation assumes a x-section of 34 cm x 34 cm ie sqrt(((860,000 kg/(100,000 kg/m3))/(73 m))
I count 150+700+500+300+20 = 1670 kg, which in a 73 m x 34 cm x 34 cm slab is 200 kg/m3, which is a fifth the density of water.
It’s the text “thousand” in the kilos of pork and tortillas.
Well shit. That’s crazy talk.
JL Bait
Wow. That’s actually less crazy.
Let me know when they blow up Norm McDonald.
That is, if Norm doesn’t blow them up first.
The newspaper went on to say Mercedes should move its SUV plant to Missouri, “the Show-Me State, not the ‘Show me your papers’ state.â€
Looks like Lozano was on a recruiting mission in Mexico
Happy Thanksgiving, you FKers!
si. Greetings from…work.
This, indeed.
A lovely East Bay Turkey Day. I hope you all had a great day as well.
Second favorite holiday of the year. Cheers!
Im thankful for this place. You all are awesome.
Yeah!
From this morning’s inbox:
Sounds like a completely plausible eyes-closed acid trip and/or the basis of an episode of MythBusters in the year 2183.
The interesting thing about these to me (and I get one every couple of weeks or so) is the lack of understanding about what constitutes a scientific theory – typically a fistful of ill-posed axioms, but no derivations or predictions of observables.
1)
UnderpantsVibrations2) ???
3)
ProfitGravityI applaud your addition to the crazy-shit-in-my-inbox sub-genre.
Yeah, but they don’t know how to derive or predict or what to observe. They just have their shot-in-the-dark stabs at a Theory Of Everything. That’s what the amateurs want the most. They don’t care about the labor pains; They only want to see the baby.
I’ll admit that I have my own Theory Of Everything, but for the most part, I treat it as a religion of one, not anything worthy of scientific scrutiny, because I know it won’t hold up in the scientific world.
My core is vibrating, but that’s from the second helping I had tonight.
UnderpantsVibrations
Panties with built-in micro vibrators!
Brilliant!
We’ll make a million dollars!
Anyone have good thoughts for online NFL streams? They don’t have NFLN here, and the Cox offices are closed for the holidays so there is no legal option.
Isn’t the niners game also on one of the network channels?
If not
http://www.therealsportz.tv/
http://forum.wiziwig.eu/forums/32-NFL-CFL-AFL
This guy often puts up HD streams.
Thanks guys. Wiziwig was exactly what I needed.
And they are on CBS, but not in OKC.
So we learned something about the Niners: Our OL is not elite. Our run defense is.
I don’t think we lost many “for real” points tonight, but we definitely lost some.
If Gore doesn’t fall on the ground instead of standing his ground it’s a completely different game. That one hurt more than any failure of the OL. Which is sad that it can really come down to one play. The end zone interception, while bad, wasn’t as big a game changer as that. But damn is the Ravens D incredible.
You mean on the Ginn TD? That’s not on Gore. He made the block, then Staley or whoever came over.
I didn’t think we would both lose and keep our 0-rushing-td and <100 yds rushing streaks alive.
Biggest thing: Chilo Rachal and Moran Norris FKing suck.
Thanks, and go As.
Yeah. Moran was not missed.
It may be technically on someone else, but it likely doesn’t get called if Gore doesn’t go on the ground.
Which is a completely legal (end effective) way to block someone 1 on 1. Which is what he was doing.
I’m not arguing the legality of Gore’s block. But I will say that if the guard next to him sees him on the ground and thinks he needs to help a linebacker blitzing, then it’s effectiveness is rather… questionable. Gore’s not to blame, all I’m saying is that had he chosen to block standing up, there would have been no call made.
#floridarecount2000
nice
I don’t think you lost too many points. You played an elite team in their stadium and nearly won. I figured the more seasoned Harbaugh would win. I also would wager the elder Harbaugh won’t lose next time.
I think if you give us two weeks and a neutral field you’d get a better game.
Of course, I also think the Packers are unbeatable.
Did I hear correctly, that was the first time a team had ever had to cross 3 time zones to the east and play in a short week?
I mean, excuses excuses blah blah, but that is pretty rough.
Thanks, and go As.
First time since ’78, I read.
but they didn’t have Thursday games in 78, did they?
Thanks, and go As.
They have always had Thanksgiving games tho. Thanksgiving is on Thursday.
duh.
Thanks, and go As.