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20 Nov 2011  |  monkeyball  |The Grill

… -k and eggs and hashbrowns for brunch today. Perhaps a daytrip up to Healdsburg? Impromptu North Bay FREEvent/FKup? (I think I like that new latter term better.)

33 thoughts on “StAy”

  1. spwc2010 Nov 20,2011 9:05 am

    Daytrip to Healdsburg sounds more like a band you used to be in than today’s adventure.

    I love the Delta… The guns and gambling of Isleton… the weird Chinese vs Hippie dynamic of Locke… The random mating couples parked alongside River Rd./160 for miles and miles…

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  2. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 20,2011 10:14 am

    I like FKup very much. Also the super-yummy food they say one can get in Healdsburg.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  3. FiveMinuteMajorette Nov 20,2011 12:01 pm

    Healdsburg? You didn’t say anything about Healdsburg. You said, “take a drive…” which usually means go toodling around the city.
    How the heck am I supposed to know these things?

  4. aardvark Nov 20,2011 12:17 pm

    I’m just going to leave this here and back slowly away with the warning that this might be the strangest thing you see all week.

    • Poppy Nov 20,2011 12:32 pm || Up

      o_O

      Only all week?

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • aardvark Nov 20,2011 2:36 pm || Up

        Maybe I’m becoming desensitized to weird shit. Yesterday, upon arriving at work, I witnessed a man walking down the street while his dog humped his leg. The dog was dressed in a tutu and the man wasn’t making any obvious attempts to stop the dog.

        • Poppy Nov 20,2011 8:03 pm || Up

          That’s some good weird shit. I think I just don’t get out enough to see a healthy amount of weird shit any more. I kind of miss it, so… thank you?

          There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • sslinger Nov 20,2011 12:44 pm || Up

      Um, wow.

    • grover Nov 20,2011 3:42 pm || Up

      Ping pong, really?

      • oblique Nov 21,2011 8:59 am || Up

        Have you not seen “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert”?

    • FiveMinuteMajorette Nov 20,2011 6:57 pm || Up

      Um, just, like…I don’t even want to know how they put that shit together.

    • dmoas Nov 20,2011 7:13 pm || Up

      As creepy and fucking weird as shit that was… I admittedly laughed my ass off throughout the whole thing with with a brief pause when they dropped them in the bar.

    • oblique Nov 21,2011 8:58 am || Up

      That’s….interesting.

    • nevermoor Nov 21,2011 9:29 am || Up

      Is it a music video? B/c the music itself is awful…

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  5. thus sayeth the llama Nov 20,2011 10:39 pm

    Stay:

    Tell me I wasn’t the only pre-teen with a big crush on Lisa Loeb. I used to watch MTV praying that this video would come on.

    • the dogfather Nov 21,2011 6:16 am || Up

      Stay: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiHBCruacA4

      I don’t recall a crush on Jackson Browne, but I did affect his part down the middle, and I do continue to await his definitive opus.

      /taps foot…

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
      • spwc2010 Nov 21,2011 6:51 am || Up

        Jackson Browne hit heavy early and faded away into mediocrity early, like Dale Murphy.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  6. nevermoor Nov 21,2011 10:00 am

    How on earth did you guys not already have this linked?

    The clear “thank god I get to spray these assholes” attitude comes screaming through the video.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • monkeyball Nov 21,2011 10:05 am || Up

      This is even better

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • andeux Nov 21,2011 11:07 am || Up

      At least it’s leading to some photoshop fun

      TINSTAAFK
    • ptbnl Nov 21,2011 1:55 pm || Up

      I was too depressed to post it – it’s just become so FKing routine.

      And this 84-year old woman from Seattle:

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • MikeV Nov 21,2011 1:59 pm || Up

        She kinda looks like an extra from the Walking Dead.

        Sad.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • dmoas Nov 21,2011 3:19 pm || Up

          (this is how it starts)

        • thus sayeth the llama Nov 21,2011 8:44 pm || Up

          Looks like lew wolff.

          • monkeyball Nov 22,2011 7:51 am || Up

            OCCUPY SAN JOSE BUD SELIG’S ANTECHAMBER THE AIRWAVES

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  7. nevermoor Nov 21,2011 10:17 am

    Slate-iest headline ever:

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • monkeyball Nov 21,2011 10:19 am || Up

      Waterboarding may not be torture, but that’s only because torture does not exist.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • monkeyball Nov 21,2011 10:20 am || Up

      Preemptively invading Iraq may not conform with international law, but that’s only because international law does not exist.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • nevermoor Nov 21,2011 11:02 am || Up

        Well… that’s essentially true.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"

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